Espeon/Vaporeon: OH NO!
Umbreon: Calm down, you two. Vaporeon, could you do the disclaimer, please?
Vaporeon: Sure thing, Umbreon. (whispers)As long as you don't put Espeon and me in a femmeslash plot. (normal voice) *AHEM* Umbreon does not own Kids Next Door, Pokemon, the concept of the Dome of Doom (which was included in Samurai Jack, Episode 16) or Bart Simpson. *stares* Bart Simpson?
Umbreon: *gives her an evil grin*
Vaporeon: I have a bad feeling about this...
Umbreon: Just finish the disclaimer.
Vaporeon: He does own Team Eeveeon. *gulps* That's gotta be a bad sign.
Umbreon: Aw, shut up.
Regi, Rayquaza, and the R.R.I.D.M.
Vaporeon: Welcome, all sports fans to the Dome of Doom! I'm your friendly sports commentator, Vaporeon!
Flareon: And I'm her co-assistant, Flareon!
Vaporeon: Okay, Flareon! What an exciting line-up of events we have for today!
Flareon: Right you are, Vaporeon! We here at Team Eeveeon Sports Committe have newly brought in a new bunch of combatants for the main event, but before that, we'll have a few starter events, shall we?
Vaporeon: Yep! But before we have the commencement of the games, for the welfare of the audience, please listen to the follwing announcement.
Jolteon: This is Jolteon, your friendly safety manager of the Team Eeveeon Sports Committee. In the quite likely event of an emergency, place your head between your legs and --
Espeon: -- kiss your bum goodbye.
Jolteon: Also take note to locate the closest exit from where you are sitting, and refer to your pamphlet on how to use the oxygen tanks, infra-red goggles, gas masks, sick bags, et cetera.
Vaporeon: Thank you Jolteon, that was wonderful, as usual. Now we await Umbreon to sound the commencement gong!
The camera focuses on Umbreon, who has a humongous mallet in his hand, and is standing next a metre-long gong.
*SWING*
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!
Vaporeon: Whew! That went off with a bang, ha ha!
Flareon: Talk about sounding it off, ha ha!
Vaporeon: And now we have the first event, the elemental faceoff! Today we bring you Team Tesla and Team Arctic!
Flareon: Yep! In this corner of the arena, we have Maxine Manectric, Elton Electabuzz, Ashton Ampharos, and their leader, Rika Raichu!
Vaporeon: In the other side of the arena, we have Gloria Glalie, Jessica Jynx, Paul Piloswine, and their chairman, Watson Walrein!
Flareon: Combatants -- ready, set, go!
Meanwhile, in an underground chamber...
Numbuh 1: This is it, team -- here we are, stuck in another fanfic, suffering the whims of another lunatic author!
Numbuh 5: Numbuh 5 thinks this ain't good.
Numbuh 4: Ah say we get in there, and pound the tomato juice out of them!
Numbuh 3: Wheeee! Rainbow Monkeys!
Numbuh 1: I say we come up with a plan -- and I think I've got an idea!
The KND huddles around Numbuh 1 to hear his idea.
Meanwhile...
Vaporeon: And that concludes today's Elemental Faceoff Round. Team Tesla won hands down; they had the type advantage!
Flareon: Uh-huh, you got that right, Vaporeon! Now are we ready for the all-out Pokemon melee?
Vaporeon: Yep, but first, we'll take a moment off for a commercial from one of our sponsors, Bart Simpson's Medical Service!
Bart: If all else fails, take two aspirin, and call me in the morning, man.
Vaporeon: Thank you Bart, that was beautiful. Now, for today we have Electrode United versus the Weezing Squad! I say we're in for an explosive time!
No sooner than Vaporeon finishes the arena is filled with deranged screams, huge explosions and gas fumes.
Vaporeon: Audience, please use the oxygen tanks and gas masks under your seats. Remain in your seats until the emergency siren has been turned off. Thank you.
5 minutes later...
Vaporeon: We'll send in our Pidgey Smoke Clearing system to suss out the smoke, but before we do, we'll just give you a little overview of today's main event, which is only moments away!
Flareon: Yup -- today we have a team of unfortunate ten-year-olds, specially invited by Umbreon, our chairman, known as the Kids Next Door, who will face off one of our strongest teams, known to the public as Team R! Hm, wonder what that means!
Vaporeon: It'll be good, alright! We've word from Umbreon that this team cost him at least a hundred Ultra Balls! Now that's tragic!
Flareon: We're just seconds away from the main event! We'll just wait for our emergency crew to clear up the mess in the arena, and while they're doing that, we bring to you a message from another of our sponsors, Jumbo Squishees!
Meanwhile, down in the chamber where the Kids Next Door are held "captive"...
Espeon: *unlocking door* Okay, Kids, step this way.
Espeon brings the KND to an elevator, and soon they are on their way into the arena...
Vaporeon: Now, ladies and gentlemen, place your hands together for our combatants of the main event!
Flareon: On this side, we have the specially invited Kids Next Door, starring Abigail Lincoln, Wallabee Beatles, Kuki Sanban, Hoagie P. Gilligan Junior and their leader, Nigel Uno!
Vaporeon: On that side, is the legendary, lethal, Team 'R'! Comprising of the legendary three Regi, namely Regirock, Regice and Registeel, and their leader, Rayquaza, all the way from Sky Pillar!
Meanwhile, at the bottom of the arena...
Numbuh 1: This is it, team! Those guys are bigger than us, stronger than us, and veterans of this fighting sport! But we'll go in there, like a team --
Numbuh 4: -- and go kick some butt!
Whhht-whhht-whhht! Within 3 seconds, the Kids Next Door whip out their weapons.
Flareon: It looks like it's gonna be a one-sided battle, Vaporeon! Can you give the audience some information on these hardy 10-year-olds?
Vaporeon: No sooner than you think, Flareon! These kids, though small, are as tough as nails, with supreme speed, clever tactics, and not to mention a whole array of tech gear!
Flareon: Tech gear? You mean the stuff their wielding right now?
Vaporeon: You got that right, Flareon! Nigel's got his newly-invented P.L.A.S.M.A. (Pyroblasting Laser Annihilative Scorcher Machine Arsenal), Hoagie's equipped with a flying D.R.O.N.E. (Destructive Robot On Nuking Expedition), Kuki's got a T.A.R.T. (Terribly Attractive Robotic Teddy), Wally's holding a B.U.B.B.L.E. (Blaster Utilising Ballistic Bubblegum with Lethal Ejection), and Abby's armed with a S.T.O.N.E. (Stonegun That Omits Nearly Everything)!
Flareon: Whoa! That's really cool, Vaporeon! And now it looks like they're going to fight!
Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door. Battle stations!
With that, the KND leap into the air, beginning to launch their various attacks at Team R. As the three Regi of rock, steel and ice began to move, the respective weapons are fired. Numbuh 1, 2, 4 and 5 fire their guns, while Numbuh 3, in her T.A.R.T., begins to throw teddy bear missiles at Rayquaza. The three Regi, however, appear unhurt. Meanwhile, Rayquaza was still "playing" with Numbuh 3 and the T.A.R.T., throwing the teddy bear bombs back at the T.A.R.T. Suddenly, Rayquaza roared.
The 3 Regi: Regi...!
Vaporeon: The fight's turning out to be great, Flareon! Those kids have got impressive weapons, courtesy of Hoagie, their inventor, but I think our boys' have the advantage today, with their astoundingly high defence statistics!
Flareon: I think you're right, Vaporeon! The KND are putting up a great offence, but look!
The 3 Regi: Regiregiregi! (Ancient Power!)
The KND soon scatter as a barrage of rocks fall from above, nearly squishing them like ants.
Numbuh 1: Numbuh 3! Attack that rock guy; Numbuh 5, take the robot-like thing; Numbuh 4 will take the green dragon, and Numbuh 2 will attack from above. I'll take Iceman!
With that, the KND pick their targets, and soon the audience is roaring.
Vaporeon: What an excitement, folks! Those kids are really giving it all they've got!
Suddenly, the audience gasps. Numbuh 1 was firing his lasers at Regice, while dodging the continuous blizzard blasts, and had scorched a few small holes through the icy monster, which collapsed on the field.
Flareon: A great move by Nigel Uno! The Kids Next Door are first to reach the scoreboard, with a one-point advantage!
Numbuh 5, meanwhile, was firing stone missiles at Registeel. "Numbuh 5's got a idea, yo." With that, she fired directly at the raging robot's feet, which tripped, and fell foul to Numbuh 5's barrage of boulders.
Vaporeon: Flareon, I don't believe it! That's two in a row for the KND! Could it be beginners' luck? Are our boys overconfident? I dunno, but I hope our camera crew are getting good close-ups -- these kids are good!
Numbuh 3 was having a game of tag with Regirock, by running around the arena, with Regirock close behind. Unfortunately for Regirock, its speed gave it the disadvantage -- and a sudden barrage of teddy bears made it out for the count.
Numbuh 1: Numbuh 3! You okay!
Numbuh 3: *giggling* Rainbow Monkeys!
Numbuh 5: Numbuh 1! Look!
Numbuh 1: Oh no! Numbuh 4!
Numbuh 4 was trapped in a corner of the arena. Though splattered all over in multi-flavoured bubble gum, Rayquaza geared its head for a Hyper Beam attack, when -- KABOOM! Numbuh 2 had fired his guns at Rayquaza's mouth, causing the energy ball in its mouth to explode. Rayquaza fell, out cold.
Vaporeon: Unbelievable, people! The KND have defeated our home team, Team R, and --
*BRADABOOM!* Through the main door of the arena stands a purple, multi-limbed robot. In its cockpit are a group of children with sky-blue eyes.
Flareon: What was that? The main door has collapsed!
Umbreon: *appearing behind them* Oh, those are the D.C.F.D.T.L. (Delightful Children From Down The Lane), blast it. They're the Kids Next Door's greatest enemies.
Vaporeon: Exactly how much time did you spend using the computer?
Umbreon: A lot.
Flareon: What the heck is that thing?
Umbreon: The Really Really Incredible Destruction Machine. (R.R.I.D.M.) When it comes to creating acronyms for their weapons, the D.C.F.D.T.L. aren't as good as the Kids.
DCFDTL: We heard that! We're here for the KND, and we'll destroy you as well! *monotonous chuckle*
Vaporeon: Ick, they're starting to scare me.
Espeon: What do we do now?
Umbreon: The KND are tired after that violent event. As hosts, it's our duty to protect our guests -- otherwise this could be our last chapter.
Jolteon: Sounds good to me! Let's plow into it!
Umbreon: Wait. *throws out two Pokeballs* Della, Alex, would you so kind as to subsitute us for the moment?
Delcatty: Okay, Umbreon.
Alakazam: You can count on us!
Umbreon: Right! Team Eeveeon. BATTLE STATIONS!
Numbuh 1: Hey! That's our line!
Delcatty: *grabbing microphone* Sorry, all sports fans, for that rude interruption. It appears that the Delightful Children From Down The Lane, also known as the DCFDTL, have gatecrashed our Dome of Doom in a bid to destroy our guests-of-honour, the Kids Next Door!
Alakazam: That's right, Dell, but luckily our Sports Committee is seeing to it that these filthy intruders buzz off! Right now they're leaping into the arena, and the fight's gonna begin any moment!
DCFDTL: You are no match for us. Fire! *throws a few trees*
Flareon/Umbreon: Time to heat things up! Demon Flame! (combination of Flamethrower and Shadow Ball)
*KAFWOOSH!* Suddenly, it begins to rain charcoal.
Delcatty: Let's have a cheer for our Sports Committee and one of their award-winning combination attacks!
Alakazam: Gotta agree with you there, Della -- nobody's beaten one of our Sports Committee's combo moves, all of which are devastatingly destructive! Let's see how these last-minute fighters fare against our boys!
Espeon: *suddenly* Look! Floating mines!
Vaporeon/Jolteon: Let's go -- Lightning River! (combination of Thunder and Hydro Pump)
*BZZZTABOOM!* The floating mines disintegrate upon impact of the charged-up stream of water.
Delcatty: Yep, Alex, I can say this gonna be another short, quick battle, and -- what was that?
Everyone looks up to the skylight of the arena, and sees a humongous flying machine enter it.
Team Eeveeon: ARGH! Whassat?
Umbreon: It's the KND's flying machine -- the M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.T.O.H. (Massively Oversized Super Quick Undercover Icy Treat Transport On Helio-Jets).
Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door. Battle stations!
Suddenly, the M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.T.O.H. starts firing ballistic ice-cream ammunition missiles at the R.R.I.D.M.
DCFDTL: ARGH! Retreat! *scuttle away in R.R.I.D.M.*
Delcatty: And that, folks, ends today's session in the Dome of Doom. We thank you!
Yeah, that pretty much sums up the first chapter. Pretty insane, pretty cool, and kinda stupid, :P. R&R, please, and keep those ideas coming in, thanks!