Umbreon: I suppose all of you authors out there have probably have guessed what's going to happen in the next experiment... which I'm sorry to announce cannot commence yet because we haven't enough information. By the way, the 5 numbuhs have been booked by the following: Numbuh 1 versus Ookami No Shinpi, Numbuh 2 versus Jessie A, Numbuh 3 versus Zenith, Numbuh 4 versus Numbuh 7, and Numbuh 5 versus Dynasty San.
Vaporeon: So why can't you get on with the experiment?
Umbreon: I don't have a description of Numbuh 7. In fact, the only fact I know that Numbuh 7 is female.
Team Eeveeon: Aw...
Umbreon: Which means that we'll have to entertain the Kids Next Door and our delightful audience somehow... Shall we do the Joke Squad Comedy, or the ACKapella Song Group?
Team Eeveeon: We vote we do neither!
Umbreon: I vote we do the Joke Squad... Oh goody, I win. *turns to audience, again, damnit* I don't own anything. Except Team Eeveeon, and the delightful stage where we'll be staging our little performance.
Team Eeveeon: Oh no!
Umbreon: Ah, shaddup you guys... you're lucky I was kind enough not to let you do the disclaimer.

Operation W.A.R.P.E.D.

Mission Intermission: The Joke Squad's Debut

Umbreon: We welcome you all to the first ever performance of the Team Eeveeon Joke Squad -- all jokes, all chapter, which have been specifically chosen for a sense of variety. There will be no blond, sexually disturbing, or racist jokes in this performance. Guaranteed! Alright? Here we go!

Umbreon: What is the name of the sequel to Chicken Run?
Espeon: I don't know. What is the name of the sequel to Chicken Run?
Umbreon: Chicken Ran!

Patron: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Sorry, sir, there wasn't room in the potato salad.

Vaporeon: So what did your father say about your wrecking the car?
Jolteon: Shall I omit the offensive language?
Vaporeon: Yes, thank you.
Jolteon: He didn't say anything.

A guy who had moved to a new town forgot his house number. He was trying to unlock the lock to another house's door, but of course he couldn't unlock the door. A man came by and asked, "Need help?"
"No thanks," the guy replied. "This lock seems to be stuck."
"Really?" asked the other.
"Yes," he replied.
"Well," declared the other man, "if that key works, you and my wife have a lot of explaining to do."

Flareon: If someone farts while sitting in a chair with seven holes, which hole does the fart come out from?
Umbreon: I don't know. Which hole does the fart come out from?
Flareon: The asshole, stupid.

My landlord is so mean that when the roof began to leak, he charged me for the installation of a shower.

Policeman: Hey, don't you know you're not allowed to park here? Didn't you see the sign?
Motorist: I did, and it said "Fine for Parking."

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the station.
Lady: Don't be silly. I meant to ask if I could take this train to the next city.
Station Master: Sorry, Ma'am, but it's way too heavy.

Some Cub Scouts visited the Cincinnati FBI office stopped to view pictures of the Ten Most Wanted Men in the U.S.A. One cub pointed to a picture and asked if that really was the photograph of the wanted person. The FBI man assured him that it was. "Then why," asked the boy, "didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

Did you hear about the French farmer who lost his beret in the middle of a cowfield? He had to put on fifteen before he found it.

Flareon: What do you call a Jolteon with a short circuit?
Vaporeon: A Jolteoff.
Jolteon: Hey!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Ma-damn finger's stuck in the door...

Jolteon: At the rate Calvin keeps getting charged at by Hobbes, they'll have to change the name of the comic.
Espeon: What to?
Jolteon: Calvin Hobbles.

Flareon: What could you call Numbuh 2 for a nickname?
Vaporeon: The Kid Next Dork!
Numbuh 2/Jessie A: Hey!!!

Umbreon: Which Cartoon Cartoon can't subtract, multiply, or divide?
Espeon: Add, Add, and Addy...

If I were a dog,
And you were a flower,
I'd lift up my leg,
And give you a shower.

Flareon: What comes before Numbuh 1?
Jolteon: Numbuh Liftoff.

Espeon: What do you call Sabrina's minions?
Vaporeon: Her psykicks.

Umbreon: If a Digimon got badly injured, what could you call it?
Flareon: Critcal Monster.

Vaporeon: What is the last letter of the alphabet?
Umbreon: N.

Jolteon: What's the difference between Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 4?
Espeon: I don't know. What's the difference between Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 4?
Jolteon: Then you need to have your eyes checked.

Umbreon: Have you heard about the loser who went around saying "No"?
Vaporeon: No.
Umbreon: Ah, so it's you, isn't it?

Espeon: What do you give an Arbok for low health?
Jolteon: A Viper Potion.

Umbreon: Roll call! Numbuh 1!
Numbuh 1: Present!
Umbreon: Numbuh 2!
Numbuh 2: Present!
Umbreon: Numbuh 3!
Numbuh 5: She's absent, yo.
Umbreon: Quiet, Numbuh 5. Surely Numbuh 3 can speak for herself.

Team Eeveeon: Thank you.
Umbreon: There, that wasn't so bad, was it?

Sorry for the delay. School's reopening soon here, as the closing-down-of-schools-period ends next Monday for us. It's not everyday you get a new epidemic hitting the country. Well, ja ne, and keep those reviews coming in, thanks.