Today, Team Eeveeon (strangely except Umbreon) seems to be in the Team Eeveeon Headquarters' H.O.S.P.I.T.U.R.L. (Healing Operations Speedily Performed In Time, Usually Recover, LOL.) Strapped to an operation table is poor, poor, Umbreon.
Espeon: Damn, we're losing him! Get me the defribillator!
Vaporeon obeys and brings out Jolteon.
Jolteon: Shock Wave! Thunder! Zap Cannon!
BZZZT! KERRASH!
Flareon: No avail! We've no choice left!
Espeon: You mean...
Flareon: Yes! I mean the RADIO!
Espeon hesitates, obeys, and hurriedly pushes out a platinum-plated CD player and presses the Play button.
"IIIII wanna heal! I wanna feel! What I thought was never real!"
Vaporeon: Linkin Park?
Flareon: *shrugs*
Umbreon: *groggily* Ah, damn.
Espeon: Umbreon! You're awake! We were so worried!
Vaporeon: You were muttering dates, formulae and speeches all through your fevered delirium!
Flareon: Just goes to show... homework is bad for you.
Jolteon: Couldn't have put it better myself, brudder.
Umbreon: Wait a minute. Who are you people anyway?
Everyone anime-faints.

Operation W.A.R.P.E.D.

Chapter 6: When KND Attacks (Part I)

N.I.G.E.L.L. -- No Intimidation, Great Electronic Laser Leaguing

The Team Eeveeon A.R.C.H.I.V.E. (A Regally Computerised Holder of Information, Very Efficient), Individual Division

Subject Identification Number: 7
Subject Identity: Ookami No Shinpi
Other known Identities: Ookami, Melody, Hoshi, Sugar, Mizumi, Pam
Nationality: Filipino-American
Appearance: Sixteen-year-old, 5 feet tall, short black hair, brown eyes
Known likes/interests: Anime, cartoons, romance, reading, writing, singing, listening to music, wolves, birds, astrology, chocolate, sleeping, video games, watching tv, laying around
Known dislikes/non-interests: Horror movies, intimidation, blood, anatomical descriptions, the dark, math and homework in general, actual violence
Known strengths/weapons: Good listener, intelligence, creativity, psychic powers
Known weaknesses: Fears suffering, pain and violence.
Any other useful information: Peace-loving and emotional.

Subject Identification Number: 11
Subject Identity: Nigel Uno
Other known Identities: Numbuh 1
Nationality: British-American
Appearance: 10-year-old, elliptical, bald head, sports red shirt and black sunglasses
Known likes/interests: The Kids Next Door
Known dislikes/non-interests: Adults taking over the world, the Delightful Children From Down the Lane
Known strengths/weapons: Supreme Commanderness, KND Tech Gear
Known weaknesses: Flies
Any other useful information: None so far.

Vaporeon: Now, according to the plans here, Ookami No Shinpi specifically requested a non-violence mode of combat against Nigel. *blinks* Where's the fun in that?
Jolteon: Well, the reviewer is always right. Most of the time, I suppose.
Vaporeon: Ookami No Shinpi apparently asked for a virtual battle -- but we had other ideas.
Flareon: So is it violent combat or non-violent combat?
Vaporoen: Er... actually it's a combination of both, sort of. Where's Espeon, anyway?
Jolteon: Still teaching Umbreon how to use the computer.
Vaporeon: Oh... shoot. Well, *grabs hold of a microphone* are you two ready? If so -- ready, set, go!

Vaporeon's voice echoes throughout the entire of Team Eeveeon Headquarters, grabbing the attention of the two Laser-Tag-gear-donned contestants. Thing is, Numbuh 1 seems to only have the gun, and Ookami seems to only have the beeping thingy. Numbuh 1, who is outside, hears Vaporeon and goes through the main gates past the Harry and Marco (the Hariyama and Machamp guarding the doorway). Ookami No Shinpi immediately dashes from the main lounge before Numbuh 1 does. She dashes across the long hallway and barges into a room, to find that it is dark.
Ookami: Eep! *clamps hand over mouth to prevent herself from screaming*
Ookami gropes around for the switch and flips it on, discovering that she is in the room of the T.A.K.E.O.F.F. Seeing no use for the room, she decides to leave, but grabs a paintbox lying nearby.
Meanwhile, Numbuh 1 is searching behind all the doors he can find, looking for Ookami. So far, he's only barged into Vaporeon's room, which was decorated with a brilliant aquamarine hue, and the main kitchen.
Numbuh 1: Ouch, my bum. *rubs his sore bottom* Who'd keep a Camerupt inside a kitchen anyway?
*Flashback*
Numbuh 1: Alright Ookami! I gotcha covered!
Carmen: Oi!
Numbuh 1: What the-?
Carmen: Overheat!
From her twin volcanic humps Carmen the Camerupt blasts a spider-like formation of fire at Numbuh 1. Numbuh 1 barely escapes with his butt scorched.
*End Flashback*
Numbuh 1: When I find that author I'm so gonna-- *stops*
Ookami: Oh, busted!
Numbuh 1: There you are!
As Numbuh 1 starts firing, Ookami breaks into a run, and so does Numbuh 1. Running for dear life, Ookami dashes past a corner, and Numbuh 1 follows suit. But...
Numbuh 1: Eh? Where the hell did she go?
Numbuh 1 begins a search around what looks like a small lift lobby, but to no avail. Thinking that Ookami took the elevator, Numbuh 1 dashes up the stairs.
Ookami: Whew... nearly lost it.
Ookami jumps down from the light, thanking silently she took stealth lessons from Raphael. After pondering for a few minutes, she decides to go down into the basement through the elevator.

Meanwhile, back in the Main Control Room where Jolteon, Flareon and Vaporeon are sitting in...
Vaporeon: So far, so good. Except for Carmen, that is; I think it's time we sent her to Anger Management.
Jolteon: Then who's gonna cook our meals?
Vaporeon: I'm sure we can find someone else... Charles, maybe?
Jolteon/Flareon: Charles the Charizard?! *looks at each other* No way, man!
Vaporeon: Swift, perhaps?
Flareon: Swift the Rapidash? A bit rocky...
Vaporeon: Flareon?
Flareon: Flareon? Hm... maybe... wait. I'm Flareon.
Jolteon: Pinhead.
Flareon: Speak for yourself, pinbody.
Vaporeon: We now return you to the show.

Ookami goes up to the level 4 in Team Eeveeon Headquarters and finds herself in a very short strip of corridor with a door and a staircase at the end. She shrugs, and pushes the door open, to discover an entire garden maze. A sign hovers over her saying, "Welcome to the H.A.L.L.W.A.Y. (Hyper Abstruse Labyrinth, Lost Will Apparate, Yo.) Each dead end will either have a portal... or something... else. Good luck!"
"Found you again!" Ookami turns around to see Numbuh 1. Quickly she paints a hole in one of the walls and speeds through. Numbuh 1 follows her but crashes into a pile of leaves instead.
"Damned cartoon quips..." Numbuh 1 growls as he tries to free himself from the leaves, but something grabs his arm.
"Huh?"
"TREEEEEEEEE!"
"ACK!" Numbuh 1 tries to free himself from the vicious vines of the raging Victreebel. Quickly he shoots the laser in the Victreebel's eyes. The laser isn't harmful, but it blinds the Victreebel who flings him over the horizon.
Numbuh 1: ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
Ookami isn't having much fun either...
"Get away from me!" she screams. She just happened to have burst in on a group of Shuppet, Banette, Duskull and Dusclops. They all start to use their Leer on her.
Ookami: EEP!
Luckily she still can move her limbs quick enough to run. The creepy quartet of ghostly species follow her in pursuit. By a strange twist of fate, Numbuh 1 lands in front of Ookami.
Numbuh 1: Got you again!
Ookami: Just shut up and run!
Numbuh 1 looks behind her, gets the message, and runs as well.
Numbuh 1: Let's try to lose them!
Ookami: Got ya!
The two dash through the maze, the ghosts hot on their heels, and break away in a T-junction. The Shuppet and Dusclops follow Ookami, and the Banette and Duskull take after Numbuh 1. Suddenly...
Ookami/Numbuh 1: WHOAAAAAAH!
It seems that the two of them ran into dead ends, and lucky for them, they had portals at the dead ends. Question is, where are they going to land?...

Numbuh 1: Vaporeon? Jolteon? Flareon?
Vaporeon: Ah, Numbuh 1! How nice of you to join us.
Numbuh 1: Thanks, but, where's Ookami?
Jolteon: Hm... according to this monitor, she appears to be in the kitc-

Ookami: Urgh... I feel like I've been turned inside out and back again... wha-?
Carmen: Another one! That's it! I'm pissed! MAGNITUDE!
The ground begins to shake so hard that the entire headquarters is quaking.
Vaporeon: That's it, I'm sending her to Anger Management!
Screaming, Ookami tears out of the kitchen and runs all the way into the Control Room, panting.
Jolteon: Out of the frying pan into the fire.
Numbuh 1: Please, don't mention the word 'fire' to me.
Vaporeon: So, Ookami, do you surrender?
Ookami: Anything... *pant* I'm pooped!
Flareon: Alright, Numbuh 1, fire away!
"Don't mention the word 'fire'." hisses Numbuh 1 before he aims the laser gun at Ookami.
"PSSSSCH."

Vaporeon: And that concludes the battle between Numbuh 1 and Ookami No Shinpi. We'll update the fic as soon as... Umbreon gets his memory back.
Umbreon: So, you're Umbreon, I'm Flareon, he's Espeon, she's Jolteon, and the last one is...
Vaporeon: Why me? Why ME???