Title: Billabong (2/?)
Genre: PG-13-maybe R, just to be safe cause there's a lil bit of cussing and such.

Pairings: 3+4, 1+2 …[5+his hand (Just kidding ^_^)]

Disclaimer: Feh~ I don't own GW, never have never will. Wish I did though. :D Don't own Croc. Dundee either… or any other Aussie icons that may arise.

Info/Summary: Well what have we here… In this chapter I thought it might be fun to take the boys for a gander through my home town, Well sorta… Might be a little of EVERYwhere where I take them. Hehe… also playing dress ups in here  too.. fun fun.

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Billabong



There in the still waters was a pair of spooky bright gleaming eyes staring right up at him…

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"Where's Duo?" Wufei had finished his morning exercises as he came around from behind the back of the tent where Quatre was reading through some Aussie Bush Cook books.

"I sent him down to get water." Trowa pointed to the direction of the Billabong. Wufei was about to say something when suddenly Duo came flying like a bat out of hell through the scrub screaming like a maniac and up the nearest gum tree.

"NO! It's in there, It's in there… WAAAAaaaaaa…" The braided boy cried as he clung to one of the lower branches.

"What's in there?"

"T-The B-B…B."

Wufei smirked. "Bunyip?" The braided boy nodded and held on tighter shaking from fright. "Duo, Bunyips climb trees too."

"WAAAaaaaa…Huh?" Cried Duo but paused just as he heard the branch creak and snap dropping him towards the ground right in Heero's arms, as he just happened to have been passing right under the tree. "HEEEEEROO, my HERO. You gotta save me from the Bunyip, I saw it man.. I-It was HIDIOUSE."

Heero looked on uninterested. "Duo, there is no such thing as a Bunyip. Quater was just scaring you."

Duo looked to Quatre for reassurance but in return the blonde simply gave Duo quite the cocky grin where he couldn't tell whether the blonde was bullshitting him or not.

"Duo, OFF… your heavy."

"IIE!!" He clung to Heero like a frightened little child.

Heero sighed. This is going to be a LONG and tiring vacation. "Duo, if we go look and prove to you there is no Bunyip will you let go?"

"O-Ok…"

All five boys went down to the Billabong and were greeted by Duo's 'Bunyip'.

"Duo? It's just a beaver. GOD you're an Idiot."

"It's not a beaver Heero." Trowa pointed out.

"So what IS it then Mr. Ace Venture?" Duo answered back still hugging up to Heero.

"Platypus."

Everyone sweat-dropped. "DUO, All that RUCKES and for a PLATYPUS?" Burst Wufei and stormed back to camp muttering about stupid weakling braided baka's.

As for the Platypus, if animal's could talk it's very words would have been 'Bunch o' Bloody Drongo's' And with that the cute and furry waddled off into the swampy wet lands.

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"Awwww LOOK Trowa, it's so cute. Can I have it? Can I can I?"

Trowa looked at the profile in the book on Australian native wildlife, it was sure enough a Koala. And his blonde lover wanted it a Koala? "It says it's an endangered species. Means we cant take it home with us." Quatre gave his lover the biggest pouty look, but Trowa simply shook his head and showed Quatre the book so he'd understand.

"Are those things man eaters?"

"NO, Duo…"

"Good. I like Koala's."

At that moment a Galah just decided to shit on Wufei's head and gave a loud screech when the Chinese boy went to look up it shit again on his face.

"Oh YUK. GROSS."

"Hahaaaaa… Wu got shitted on." Laughed Duo as he rolled around on the ground in fits of laughter.

"Well don't just STAND there gimmie a tissue."

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After their little nature walk Duo and Quatre wanted to go into town so all piled up in the jeep that Heero, Trowa and Quatre had first come over in, obviously they came by a cruise ship. They managed to get out of the bush area and onto the beaten track that lead to a main road, with Heero at the wheel and Towa reading the map and directing Heero out. Finally after many potholes and nearly flattening their tires on an Echidna, the jeep was back on track. And now that they were on the highway there was no trouble getting into town. Until… A car horn and the screech of tires.

"GET OFF THE ROAD YA BLOODY DRONGO…"

"Huh? Trowa what did he-.." Enquired Quatre from the middle backseat.

Trowa was looking up in his Handy Aussie Slang booklet. "Hmm.. 'Get off the road ya bloody drongo' Says here that a Drongo is a 'noun:- a stupid, inept, awkward or embarrassing person, a dimwit or slow-witted person, a fool.' Also see 'Dimwit'. And it's also a name of a bird. And Heero?"

"Hn?"

"You're driving on the wrong side of the road again."

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Not to long later after running about 5 red lights, nearly picking off an old lady walking across the road and barely missing a cat the boys found a parking spot and made their way towards the mall. Wufei was getting sick of the gnarly looks they were getting from the locals. What? Was something on his face?

Heero was just doing his best of Death Glares to everyone he passed. And he began to sense something was following them and sure enough there was. A bunch of schoolgirls were right behind them giggling and whispering to each other. One of them just happened to wolf whistle, but non of them were entirely sure who it was directed to.

"Don't even think about it Duo."

The braided American smirked innocently. "Think about what, Hee-chan?"

"He means don't go and encouraging them." Trowa intervened.

Ignoring Trowa's remark Duo turned and gave his most sexiest look to the girls as they all laughed and began making more comments and commotion behind the boys' backs.

"Hey check out that guys arse."
"Man, look at that braid. You sure that's a guy?"
"Gimmie the one with the tight pony tail."
"Can those shorts be any tighter?"
"How does his hair do that?"

Wufei heard and went bright red as Quatre could only hold back his laughing for the time being, but was pulled aside by Duo who whispered a plan in his ear. They both conversed for a bit and turned about without the other 3 guys knowing and made themselves familiar amongst the school girls.

"Hey girls?" Duo dropped his voice low enough so that only the girls could hear. "You chicks want a nice hot sex machine? See that guy there in the white pants and tight pony tail?" Duo pointed to Wufei.

"Oh, yeah mate, is he free? Would he come home with one of us?"

Duo chuckled. "Hell he'll go home with all of ya's. Just get him drunk enough." Duo huddled the group of girls together as they came right up behind Wufei, then the braided American reached down and gave the Chinese boy a nice big squeeze of the butt and took off like lightning pulling Quatre along with him.

Wufei tried to ignore the amount of whispering and giggling until he felt his ass being grabbed and immediately went red as a tomato and chanced a glance from behind where there were about 4 or 5 girls on his tail giggling and seemed to have been sizing him up.

And in a purring Aussie accent the longhaired brunet of the group spoke up.

"Hey there sexy, wanna go walk about with us girls?"
"Yeah we show you a good time hunny."

Wufei swallowed and quickly caught up with the others sticking close by Trowa. "Hey Wu, what's the trouble?" Duo smirked one of those smirks that the Chinese boy knew very well Duo was up to something.

"N-Nothing.."

Back behind the girls continued to follow, giggle and drool bucket loads over the 5 boys.

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"I REFUSE to put that ON!"

"Oh come on Heero, blend in."

"Over my dead body."

"Now now.. Don't be such a stick in the mud. And anyway I head that the sun can get quite hot around here. You don't want to get sun burnt."

A moment later Heero emerged from behind the clothes rack with a broad brim hat and corks hanging down all around the hat.

Quarter giggled. "Umm.. What is the purpose of the corks?"

The young blonde shop assistant smirked. "That's to keep the blowies away mate."

Quatre looked to Trowa. "Transaltion?"

"Blowies – Flies."

"AAAAaaaaaahhh… ONNA'S"

Over yonder, in the same shop Wufei was being attacked by his School Girl admirers.

"Aww, C'mon cutie... it's just a little cultural improvisation."

"NO, GET OFF..." He was struggling.

"There… PERFECT." The girls said altogether. Wufei then emerged out wearing a simular hat to Heero's but without the corks instead it had Crocodile teeth around the hat, covering his upper part was a vest made of croc. Imitation material and he wore a pair of tight fitting country man jeans with matching boots.

"Aaaaahhh… IT'S A MASTERPIECE…" One schoolgirl crooned.

"Injustice."

"He looks just like Crocodile Dundee. He even has the right tan."

While a couple of the girls were hanging off Wufei, the others spotted Trowa standing around doing nothing and instantly had ideas of their own and yanked Trowa into a change room without out so much a cry for help.

The results when Trowa emerged from the change rooms had even Quatre on his knees…


TBC
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A/N: ehheheheeeeee… Can anyone guess who Trowa will be?? Mwaaahahhaha Only MI-CHAN Knows ^_^" Want more.. let me know..

To those who don't know who Crocodile Dundee is… there's a link for ya


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