Jolteon: AR1 to Control Tower. Receiving you loud and clear. Over.
Umbreon: Control Tower to AR1, you are clear to dock in Chute 5 within the next five minutes. Over.
Jolteon: Thanks, Umbreon. Over and out!
Meanwhile, in the passengers' seats...
Emeraldeye: Any idea why we're here?
Ookami No Shinpi: No idea, but I think Jolteon mentioned winning some competition, or something.
Zenith: Really? Nice!
Meanwhile, Dynasty San and Jessie A are having an argument about some topic that we do not know of. What we do know is that Jessie A gives D-San the finger, and D-San threatens to kick Jessie A upside-down.
Jolteon: This is your captain Jolteon speaking. We are now entering Team Eeveeon Headquarters Transport Dock 5. Please fasten your seatbelts.
Chapter 11: The Birthday Bash Finale
Jolteon: Right, ladies and gentleman. If you would step this way...
Jolteon leads the five teenagers into Team Eeveeon's main lounge. They gape in shock. The entire of the lounge is decorated like that of a birthday party, and there is a huge banner saying "Happy Birthday Umbreon and Teen Titans".
D-San: Ah... enlightenment.
Zenith: So that's why Umbreon invited us!
Ookami No Shinpi: And the other Cartoon Cartoon characters, apparently...
Jessie A: Besides the Teen Titans obviously.
Jolteon: Simple, innit? Umbreon got a cartoon on America's birthday, and America got a cartoon on his birthday.
Emeraldeye: So why wasn't there a chapter for that?
Jolteon: Time constraints. You understand.
Umbreon: Ladies, gentlemen, and other cartoon indeterminates, may I have your attention please.
Jessie A gives Umbreon puppy eyes.
Umbreon: No, the real Slim Shady is not going to stand up...
Suddenly, the ceiling crashes in with a resounding KERRACK!
Umbreon: What in hell?
DCFDTL: Prepare for you doom, Team Eeveeon and Kids Next Door!
Numbuh 5: Aw, man, it's the R.R.I.D.M. again.
DCFDTL: Not anymore it's not! It's the R.R.R.I.D.M!
Numbuh 2: What, the Really Really Really Idiotic Dork Machine?
Numbuh 4: The only problem is, Delightful Dorks, it's not just us.
DCFDTL: You appear to be right, Wallabee. And, apparently, it's not just the five of us either!
The hatchway opens and out pops the various villains of the other Cartoon Cartoon characters.
I.M. Weasel: This is getting stupid.
I.R. Baboon: You talking to I.R.?
Chicken: Forget the introductions let's plow into them!
A loud series of caterwauling ensues as all the cartoon characters launch themselves on each of their adversaries. Meanwhile...
Marco: What do you think is going up there, Harry ol' buddy?
Harry: No idea, but it's probably one of Umbreon's fancy ideas...
Marco and Harry suddenly stop as the Amoeba Boys crash out of an external window.
Marco: I think we'd better check on them.
Harry: Right.
Marco: Oh yeah, and bring reinforcements, too.
Meanwhile, back in the main lounge, the Teen Titans are performing their theme song.
Teen Titans: T-E-E-N, T-I-T, A-N-S! Teen Titans! Go go!
Vaporeon: THAT'S their theme song?!
Flareon: You know, for an interesting cartoon, they have a kinda lame theme song.
Espeon: I think I prefer the KND guitar solo!
Grandma Stuffum: Oh dear! So many skinny children! You need to eat!
Jolteon: Flipping heck, not again!
As the food comes to life it flings itself into the rejecting mouths of the Cartoon Cartoon Heroes, Team Eeveeon and the Teen Titans.
Chicken: I wanted pork butts NOT pork legs!
Numbuh 3: Oh... my belly hurts...
Mike: Alright, that does it! FOOD FIGHT!
Team Eeveeon, the Teen Titans begin charging at the marauding edibles and start flinging them all over the place.
Lu: The Royal Princess does not --
SPLAT!
Lu: Lemme at 'em!
Eddy: What's with you Ed? Throw the damn food!
Ed: I can't. My mother says I can't fight girls.
Edd: What about the guys?
Ed: Oh yeah.
Ed decisively throws a pile of spinach at the advancing Red Guy.
Dexter: Umbreon! Do you have any salt?
Umbreon: Lots of it.
Dexter: Could you please get it?
Umbreon: Espeon -- the salt-shakers!
Espeon nods as she uses her psychic powers and throws a salt-shaker to everyone of the Cartoon Cartoon heroes.
Dexter: Everybody SHAKE!
Everybody responds as they continuously shake their salt-shakers all over the advancing food and dry them out, immobilising them.
Gizmo: Gah... Machine Guns!
From the criminal whizkid's back fires a storm of bullets, striking anyone unlucky enough to get hit.
Robot Jones: Luckily, I am able to withstand such assaults, due to my -- CCCT!
Robot Jones stops, stunned as a very familiar diskette shoots into his disk drive.
Denny: Perform your work my preeeeecious!
Robot Jones ambles around madly as everyone tries to get out of his way.
Blossom: Alright, girls -- Trident formation!
Jolteon: You heard the leader, Trident Strike attack!
The Powerpuff Girls fly into the form of three arrows joined together in a triangle. Jolteon, Vaporeon and Flareon fire attacks of electricity, ice and fire. The blast happens to knock the R.R.R.I.D.M. down, making it break apart over the floor.
DCFDTL: Dear, dear, dear. That wasn't very nice.
D-San: Wasn't meant to be! Eat whip!
Jessie A: Chew baseball bat!
Him: Omigosh, I'm so scared... NOT!
Him blasts his evil laser and knocks D-San and Jessie A to the ground. Meanwhile, the Kids Next Door are taking on Stickybeard and his crew, Cow and Chicken are bashing up the Gang Green Gang, I.M. Weasel is busy karate-kicking the Yogmans, Team Eeveeon is battling Mojo Jojo, Princess, Fuzzy Lumpkins and Roach Coach, and blah blah blah, sob sob sob.
Toilenator: Need a tissue?
Common Cold: No thanks, just keep the orange juice away.
Jinx: Super Disruption!
Ookami No Shinpi: Look behind you!
Jinx: Huh?
Ookami No Shinpi cleanly slips under Jinx's legs and escapes.
Jinx: Why, you, you, you...
Mr. Fibbs: I think these filthy children should be punished, Mr. Winks.
Mr. Winks: Definitely, Mr. Fibbs.
The two adults suddenly rise in their mechanical lifeguard's chair.
Robin: Oh god, is that the best they can do?
Beast Boy: Watch me! Gorilla Smash!
Changing into a gorilla, Beast Boy lifts his fists, and brings them down with authority, smashing the chair into firewood. Meanwhile, Johnny Bravo is trying to chat up Dr. Major Ghastly and gets a smack on the face.
Hector ConCarne: I have you now, you stinking fish!
Suddenly Billy pops up, grabs Cod Commando, stuffs him into his mouth and chews the aquatic fighter into mere flesh, scales and bones.
Hector ConCarne: Gee, why didn't I think of that?
Mandy: Because you're just a brain.
Cow, in the meantime, has popped herself into a nearby mailbox. Don't ask us why we put one there.
Cow: Supercow! (Followed by some Spanish jargon we do not bother to decipher. She does beat up The Red Guy pretty badly, though, and she doesn't fly away with Chicken in her mouth.)
In the meantime, Numbuh 3 has been kind enough to extract the diskette from Robot Jones, and he immediately goes and knuckles the Yogmans. Edd smashes Fuzzy Lumpkins with his own banjo, and the Powerpuff Girls are battling off the Rowdyruff Boys, again, and this time kissing doesn't seem to work. Suddenly...
Marco: Umbreon, sir! You okay?
Umbreon: Marco! About time! Let's repel these intruders!
Marco: Everybody ready? Let's rumble!
With the new addition of the Pokemon army the good guys begin to really thrash up their opponents.
Knightbrace: Retainer boomerang, don't fail me now!
Mary: Not so fast! Bonemerang!
The retainer and bone clash in mid-air. Both boomerangs come sailing back to Knightbrace, and smash him in the kisser. General Skarr leaps up, grabs him back the neck and flings him against the wall, helped by Zenith.
Ken: Time to turn up the heat! Fire Punch cum Sky Uppercut!
Ken the Blaziken launches his fiery fist at Plasmus, who shoots up into the air in a ball of sludge. Ken fires a Fire Blast for an impressive fireworks display.
D-San/Jessie A/Emeraldeye: BANZAI!
Leaping unto the Rowdyruff Boys, the three female ex-contestants constrain the boys and pinch them all over.
Sheep: Baa! Baa baa baa!
Ross: Affirmative, Sheep!
Ross the Ampharos gives General Specific and company a thorough shocking.
Numbuh 5: How about eating a bit of your own dinner for a change!
Liver and Onions find themselves in a very difficult position as they try and wriggle free from Grandma Stuffum's jaws.
Canker sisters: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Aided by Factor the Aerodactyl, Midge the Pidgeot and Maria the Altaria the three Eds drop cannonball-size-and-texture jawbreakers on their most wanted adversaries.
Umbreon: Alright, everybody! It's time for the ultimate combination JUDGEMENT DAY!
As if Umbreon just rang a bell, everyone lifted their hands, paws, et cetera into the air, which began glowing a very, very, very, bright white.
All Pokemon: Hyper Beam!
Jessie A: Cannon Blaster Attack!
Robin: Electric Disk Toss!
Starfire: Starbolt Barrage!
Raven: Summon Projectiles!
Cyborg: Sonic Cannon!
Beast Boy: Pterodactyl Assault!
All the others simply focus whatever energy they can possibly muster, and by that time a very powerful globe of crystal white was formed.
Umbreon: On my count... fire!
The globe was released, lunging itself towards the villains.
Villains: EEEEEEEEEEP!
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRBOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Screaming, shouting, and whatever noises, the villains fly over the horizon. Whether or not they make it in one piece, or they break the sound barrier, or if they leave the field of Earth's gravity, we don't know. A wild series of cheering is heard from Team Eeveeon Headquarters, followed by the birthday song, and then...
Cartoon Cartoon! *Fridays!*
Cartoon Cartoon! *Fridays!*
Cartoon Cartoon! *Fridays!*
Aaaaaaaa...
La, la la, la, la la, la, la la, la la la la la la la!
La, la la, la, la la, la, la la, la la la la la la la!
Cartoon Cartoon! *Fridays!*
Cartoon Cartoon! *Fridays!*
Cartoon Cartoon! *Fridays!*
La, la, la la la la la --
Bubbles: Whee!
Chicken: Is that it?
Dexter: No, that is not it!
Aaaaaaaa...
Cartoon Cartoon! *Fridays!*
Cartoon Cartoon! *Fridays!*
Cartoon Cartoon! *Fridays!*
La, la, la la la la la!
Cartoon Cartoon! *Fridays!*
Cartoon Cartoon! *Fridays!*
Cartoon Cartoon! *Fridays!*
La, la, la la la la la!
Cartoon Cartoon! *Fridays!*
Cartoon Cartoon! *Fridays!*
Cartoon Cartoon! *Fridays!*
La, la, la la la la la!
Johnny Bravo: Watch the hair, man...
Everyone: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Umbreon: We thank you all who have been bearing with us for the entire duration of this fic from April. If it wasn't for your support, we never would have come this far, indeed.
Jolteon: Tune in next time, for the exciting, mind-boggling, heart-rending, soul-shattering, et cetera-ing END CREDITS!
*crickets chirp*