Kingdom Hearts: Oh No! Where's the Script?!
Welcome, dear reader, to my very first Fanfic ever! Its pretty much the game without the script, so anything can (and will) happen. ^_^ I hope you enjoy it!!!
Disclaimer: Hmmm....I have nothing to disclaim. I OWN Kingdom Hearts! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Kingdom Hearts workers tackle me to the ground yelling stuff like "GET HIM!"* AAAHHHHH!!!!!
-------6 hours later-------
Me: *under massive torture* Alright! Alright! I......dont own it!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
So, without further a due.... here it is!
Kingdom Hearts Chapter 1: Awakening
Sora: *floating in nothingness* I've been having these weird thoughts lately.... Like why are my shoes so big?
Scene shifts to Island and fast version of Simple and Clean is playing
Riku: *stands in water and faces Sora, then stretches out his arm*
Sora: *Starts to run but trips and falls face-first into the water*
Riku: Twit...Huh? *Sees wave coming at him* AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!! *Is engulfed by wave*
Sora (underwater): *sees Riku gagging and clutching throat* O_o *Resurfaces and runs to Kairi*
Kairi: EEEK! Get away! You're all wet!!!!! *Sees Sora falling in the sky*
Sora: O_o What the- *falls into water and lands on platform with Snow White*
Words: //So much to do...So little time...// Sora: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Jumps off platform and keeps falling*
//You are a ninny, aren't you?!?!//
Sora lands on same platform.
//Now then...//
Sora: What in God's name are you?!?!?!
//I'm a group of Omnipotent Words or some strange voice that tells you things...//
Sora: Okay...
//Step forward. Can you do it?//
Sora: Yeah!!!!! *Steps and trips on shoelace* WAAAAAAH! *Hits floor face first* X_X
//Klutz//
Sora: Not my fault!!!
//Just choose a weapon.... you twit//
Three pedestals appear. Sora chooses the sword.
//The Sword.... You can chop people up like vegetables... Is this the power you want?//
Sora: ^_^ Sure!
//What will you give up in return?//
Sora: I gotta give up somthin?!?!
//DO IT!!!!!!!//
Sora: *sniffle*
Sora picks up the Shield.
//The Shield… You slap people around and make them go crying.... You wanna give this up?//
Sora: Whatever...*plays with sword*
//Your path is set...//
Sora slices the words up with the sword.
//Hey!//
Sora: ^_^ heehee... *slices again*
//Why you little...//
The platform breaks and Sora falls on another.
Sora: *falls flat on back* _ ARGH!!!
//Ninny...You have gained the power to fight//
A Shadow appears behind Sora.
Sora: ^_^ Oh how cute!!!! *Hugs Shadow and it explodes* Awwww....
//Idiot//
Sora does a lot of things to open a door.
//Now lets find out about yourself...//
Sora: Well, my favorite food is muffins, I like to play wi-
//Not that way. Answer some pointless questions//
Scene shifts to Island, where Slephie and Waaka are hanging out.
Sora: Where's Tidus?
//Doing odd things with a frog//
Sora: O_o Ewwwwww...
//Here he comes//
Tidus walks up and drops a frog in his pants.
Tidus: Hey Sora! What is your opinion on frogs?
Sora: Ewwwwwwwww.....*pushes Tidus off of platform*
Tidus: AHHHHHHH!!!! *makes body imprint in sand*
Waaka: Hey man. What are you afraid of man?
Sora: *cringes*....Rainbows.....*sucks thumb*
Slephie: Sora! What's the most important thing to you?
Sora: My hair!
//Okay.....you're weird. You're a wussy, and you are sacred of rainbows...//
Sora: And teddy bears! WAAAAAAAAH!!!
//Even weirder. But you do hate frog-molesters, and that's always a good thing. Is this the form you choose?//
Sora:...You scare me too!
//Twit...//
Scene goes back to a platform where there is some light.
//The closer you get to the light, the bigger your shadow becomes//
Darkside appears.
Sora: What is that thing?!?!?!
//Your Shadow//
Sora: So THAT is a reflection of me?!?!
//Yes//
Sora: My hair isn't THAT bad!!!!!
//SHUT UP ABOUT THE @$%#&^* HAIR!!!//
Sora: ;_; you're mean...
Darkside reaches into ground to pull out shadow ball.
Sora: *grabs strand of that thick hair stuff wrapped around Darkside's face* I'll show you whose hair is better! *pulls strand out*
Darkside: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *falls on Sora*
Sora: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Everything goes black...
So how'd ya like it? I know, its probably kinda lame, but I hope you enjoyed it! Please review it! Until next chapter, Cya!
Welcome, dear reader, to my very first Fanfic ever! Its pretty much the game without the script, so anything can (and will) happen. ^_^ I hope you enjoy it!!!
Disclaimer: Hmmm....I have nothing to disclaim. I OWN Kingdom Hearts! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Kingdom Hearts workers tackle me to the ground yelling stuff like "GET HIM!"* AAAHHHHH!!!!!
-------6 hours later-------
Me: *under massive torture* Alright! Alright! I......dont own it!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
So, without further a due.... here it is!
Kingdom Hearts Chapter 1: Awakening
Sora: *floating in nothingness* I've been having these weird thoughts lately.... Like why are my shoes so big?
Scene shifts to Island and fast version of Simple and Clean is playing
Riku: *stands in water and faces Sora, then stretches out his arm*
Sora: *Starts to run but trips and falls face-first into the water*
Riku: Twit...Huh? *Sees wave coming at him* AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!! *Is engulfed by wave*
Sora (underwater): *sees Riku gagging and clutching throat* O_o *Resurfaces and runs to Kairi*
Kairi: EEEK! Get away! You're all wet!!!!! *Sees Sora falling in the sky*
Sora: O_o What the- *falls into water and lands on platform with Snow White*
Words: //So much to do...So little time...// Sora: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Jumps off platform and keeps falling*
//You are a ninny, aren't you?!?!//
Sora lands on same platform.
//Now then...//
Sora: What in God's name are you?!?!?!
//I'm a group of Omnipotent Words or some strange voice that tells you things...//
Sora: Okay...
//Step forward. Can you do it?//
Sora: Yeah!!!!! *Steps and trips on shoelace* WAAAAAAH! *Hits floor face first* X_X
//Klutz//
Sora: Not my fault!!!
//Just choose a weapon.... you twit//
Three pedestals appear. Sora chooses the sword.
//The Sword.... You can chop people up like vegetables... Is this the power you want?//
Sora: ^_^ Sure!
//What will you give up in return?//
Sora: I gotta give up somthin?!?!
//DO IT!!!!!!!//
Sora: *sniffle*
Sora picks up the Shield.
//The Shield… You slap people around and make them go crying.... You wanna give this up?//
Sora: Whatever...*plays with sword*
//Your path is set...//
Sora slices the words up with the sword.
//Hey!//
Sora: ^_^ heehee... *slices again*
//Why you little...//
The platform breaks and Sora falls on another.
Sora: *falls flat on back* _ ARGH!!!
//Ninny...You have gained the power to fight//
A Shadow appears behind Sora.
Sora: ^_^ Oh how cute!!!! *Hugs Shadow and it explodes* Awwww....
//Idiot//
Sora does a lot of things to open a door.
//Now lets find out about yourself...//
Sora: Well, my favorite food is muffins, I like to play wi-
//Not that way. Answer some pointless questions//
Scene shifts to Island, where Slephie and Waaka are hanging out.
Sora: Where's Tidus?
//Doing odd things with a frog//
Sora: O_o Ewwwwww...
//Here he comes//
Tidus walks up and drops a frog in his pants.
Tidus: Hey Sora! What is your opinion on frogs?
Sora: Ewwwwwwwww.....*pushes Tidus off of platform*
Tidus: AHHHHHHH!!!! *makes body imprint in sand*
Waaka: Hey man. What are you afraid of man?
Sora: *cringes*....Rainbows.....*sucks thumb*
Slephie: Sora! What's the most important thing to you?
Sora: My hair!
//Okay.....you're weird. You're a wussy, and you are sacred of rainbows...//
Sora: And teddy bears! WAAAAAAAAH!!!
//Even weirder. But you do hate frog-molesters, and that's always a good thing. Is this the form you choose?//
Sora:...You scare me too!
//Twit...//
Scene goes back to a platform where there is some light.
//The closer you get to the light, the bigger your shadow becomes//
Darkside appears.
Sora: What is that thing?!?!?!
//Your Shadow//
Sora: So THAT is a reflection of me?!?!
//Yes//
Sora: My hair isn't THAT bad!!!!!
//SHUT UP ABOUT THE @$%#&^* HAIR!!!//
Sora: ;_; you're mean...
Darkside reaches into ground to pull out shadow ball.
Sora: *grabs strand of that thick hair stuff wrapped around Darkside's face* I'll show you whose hair is better! *pulls strand out*
Darkside: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *falls on Sora*
Sora: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Everything goes black...
So how'd ya like it? I know, its probably kinda lame, but I hope you enjoyed it! Please review it! Until next chapter, Cya!