Welcome back Dear Reader! I love you all...*sniffle*...Thank you for
reviewing my story thus far! There have been countless demands of doing
this chapter quickly, so viola! Im geeting it done!
By the way.....I have a sure-fire plan that will get me to own Kingdom Hearts! Behold......
Me: Hey Mr. KH Worker! Can I own Kingdom Hearts?
KH Worker: No.
Awwww.....well that didnt work. Anyway, on to chapter three!
Kingdom Hearts Chapter Three: Traverse Town
The scene is Donald and Goofy walking down the street of Traverse Town. Goofy spots something.....
Goofy: *looks up* Look! A star's goin' out!
A star (And we all know what THAT star is ^_^) blinks, then goes out.
Goofy: We'd better find Leon and fast! *sees Pluto wander off* Hey Donald...I betcha that-
Donald: What do you know ya big palooka!
Goofy: *goes teary eyed* Palooka? *gets mad* AAAAARGH!!!! *runs at Donald* AAAAAAARGH!!!!!
Donald: *does that scream of his and runs for dear life*
Scene shifts to an alleyway, where Pluto licks Sora.
Sora: Uhnn....what a dream...*sees Pluto* AAAAAAAH! *kicks Pluto to the End of the Game* Where am I?
With that, Sora begins to explore. Silly Sora.
Sora: *walks into the Accesory Shop* Woah......pretty stuff!
Cid: Hi how can I help- *sees Sora* Oh, its just a kid.
Sora: Whats THAT supposed to mean! *takes Keyblade and swings, nearly knocking out Cid*
Cid: Okay! Okaaaaaaaay! Dont hurt me! Here! Take my munny, take the stuff, just dont hurt me!!!!!
Sora: O_o Im not tryin to rob you, I just wanna know where this is. Im not a kid, Im Sora!
Cid: *giggles* Thats a girl's name!
Sora: Gaaaaaaaaaaanon! Can you make him shut up?
Sora: Back to the gutters?
Sora: No......cookie?
Sora: Okaaaaaaaay....we'll be good! We promise!
Cid: (to himself) remember the cookie, remember the cookie...(to Sora) Okay, this is Traverse Town. Were in the Accesory Shop. I'm Cid. There, satisfied?
Sora: Do you sell muffins?
Cid: No.
Sora: Aww.......Okay. *tells his story to Cid* ...And somehow, I ended up here. Can you help me?
Cid: Hmm...Your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak. My bladder is full to bursting. However, I cannot help you.
Sora: Please, Cid, I emplore you to reconsider!
Cid: Hm...Okay! The man you seek, his na-
Cid: Sorry.....
Cid: Alright! *grumble, grumble* Why not explore around? But dont go too far. Second and Third District are vey nice this time of year!
Sora: Thanks! ^_^ *runs out of Accesory Shop*
Cid: Oh, did I say 'nice'? I meant dangerous! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Cid: ^_^
At Second District,
Sora: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
As you can problably tell, he's being chased by Heartless. He tried to hug one of them, but these are armored Heartless, and it just scratched him up. Poor, silly Sora.
Sora: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
Sora is to stupid to do the simple math: Keyblade + Heartless = Uh....No more Heartless! So he runs into the Hotel. Well, as fate would have it, Donald and Goofy waltz right into Second District at thaty very monent....
Donald: Mr. Leon? Where are you?
Goofy: Lets check everywhere!
And this keeps up for another hour or so. Sora goes in one place, Donald and Goofy come out the other. Until finally, Sora goes back to First District...
Sora: When I get my hands on that old shopkeeper Im gonna-
Leon: *steps out from behind wall* They'll come at you from nowhere.
Sora: O_o who are you?
Leon: They'll never stop, so long as you woeld the Keyblade...
Sora: Huh? What are you talking about? You scare me...
Leon: But why? Why would it choose a kid like you?
Sora: Oh now I see! Youre the Muffin Man! ^_^
Leon: 0_o No Im not! Im- No matter. Now lets see that Keyblade...
Sora: ^_^ Sure! I'm your biggest fan Muffin Man! I love you! I'll do anything for you!
Leon: I am NOT the Muffin Man!!!!!!
Sora: 0_0 Your not....? ;_; WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Then you cant have the Keyblade!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leon: sighgulp
Leon: Its Leon.
Sora: *sees Keyblade* The Keyblade...
Yuffie: Yeah, we had to get it away from you to get the Heartless away form you. Turns out thats how they were tracking you.
Leon: Hard to belive that a little kid is the chosen one. *picks up Keyblade*
Sora: Hard to belive that Im in the presence of the Muffin Man! ^_^
Keyblade goes back to Sora
Sora: Eh? *tries to shake Keyblade off of hand, but the Keyblade wont leave his hand at all* GET IT OOOOOOFF!!!!!!!!
Leon: I guess beggars cant be choosers.....
Sora: I wanna muffin....
In the next room,
Arieth: Okay, so you know that there are other worlds besides the Castle and this town, right?
Donald: (in a body bandage and bed) (muffled voice) Yeah.
Goofy: But theyre supposed to be a secret!
Arieth: Theyve been secret because theyve never been connected until now. When the Heartless came, everything changed.
Next room,
Sora: Heartless?
Squa-er, Leon: Those without hearts. They feed on the darkness in ones heart, and there is darkness within every heart.
Yuffie: Hey, have you heard of a guy named Ansem?
Next Room,
Goofy: Ansem?
Arieth: He was studying the Heartless. He recorded his findings in a very detailed report.
Goofy: Gwarsh, uh, can we see it?
Donald: (muffled voice) Its time for my medicine!
Arieth: The pages were scattered everywhere.
Goofy: Maybe the King went to find em!
Donald: Hellooooooooo?
Arieth: Those were my thoughts exactly.
Goofy: We gotta find him quick!
Donald: WAWAAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!!!!!! We gotta find the Key, and I NEED MY ADVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next room,
Sora: So this is the key.....I wanna muffin!!!!!!
Leon: Thats it, this conversation is over!!!
Sora: But-
Leon: Youll need to fight for your life soon, are you ready?
Sora: Muffin?
Heartless appear,
Leon: Yuffie, GO!
Yuffie: *Run thru door and flattens a just-got-better Donald*
Outside,
Leon: Dont worry about the small fry, just find the leader!
Sora: You mean the Big Potato?
Leon: uh.....yeah, I guess. *runs off*
Sora makes his way to Third District, where up on a ledge,
Goofy: Are these the Heartless guys?
Donald: Lets go get em, Goofy!
Goofy: Kay! *destroys Heartless* That was easy! *trips over something, causing them both to fall*
Donald and Goofy land on Sora, and they spend several hours lying there unconcience. When they wake up,
Donald/Goofy: The Key!
The boss appears, who strangley resembles a Potato version of the Gaurd Armor...
Sora: The Big Potato!
After dying and seeing all that played over again 20 thousand times, they finally beat it.
Leon: *runs up* Sora, you did it!
And so, Donald, Goofy, and Sora meet and make friends. Little known to them, they are being watched...
In a dark room,
Hades: That kid beat that Heartless! Who'd have thought it? I mean, that thing was HUGE! Do you know how hard it was for me to sculpt a Heartless out of Potato?
Jaffar: Such is the power of the Keyblade. The child's strength is not his own. After all, all you have to do is chop it up into Potato Chips.
Capitan Hook: And the boy's friends are the kings lackeys. Swoogle me eyes, theyre all blige rats by the look of them!
Jaffar: Thats because you're pointing the magic cauldren camera at sewer rats!
Hook: Oh....*points camera at Sora and co.* They still look kinda.....not hero type.
Oogie Boogie: Youre no prize yourself. And what in Ansem's name is swoogle anyway?
Hook: Er....I think....I.....Shut up!
Maleficent: Enough! Swoogle is-
Maleficent: Alright!.....Will that boy conquer the Darkness? Or will-
Hook: What IS a swoogle anyway?
Hades: *rolls eyes and points towards Hook* He has Swoogle Issues
Hook: Moogie Shmoogie!
I
Back in Traverse Town,
Leon: Here, take some munny. Youll need it. Spend it how you see fit. Take care of each other. *hands Soran and co. 100 munny*
Sora: I know exacly ho Im gonna spebd my share!
Goofy: Maybe we should split up and buy stuff! Ill go with Donald!
Everyone: Kay!
A few hours later,
Donald: Lets see, weve got Potions, Ethers, ans a few Elixers. I wonder what Sora got?
They find Sora in the Resteraunt, where all heck has broke loose!
Sora: I DEMAND MORE MUFFINS!
Waiter: But Sir – youve already had thirteen! *anime style sweatdrop*
Sora: You see this Keyblade? Do ya? Well your gonna see it a LOT closer if I DONT GET MORE MUFFINS!!!!! *swings Keyblade aimlessly* MORE!!! MOOOOORE!!!!!!!
It takes a while, but Donald and Goofy drag him out of there. Actually, they had to knock him out. Either way, theyre off to a new world in their Gummi Ship. God help them...
Oh Oh! A BAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRIIIERRRRRR!!!!
Well, how was it? I hope you enjoyed it. Sorry it took so long to finish, and sorry that I forgot the meeting with the Cloaked dude in the last chapter. Im gonna edit that in later, too lazy to do it now. Once again, sorry for the delay. Cya soon!
By the way.....I have a sure-fire plan that will get me to own Kingdom Hearts! Behold......
Me: Hey Mr. KH Worker! Can I own Kingdom Hearts?
KH Worker: No.
Awwww.....well that didnt work. Anyway, on to chapter three!
Kingdom Hearts Chapter Three: Traverse Town
The scene is Donald and Goofy walking down the street of Traverse Town. Goofy spots something.....
Goofy: *looks up* Look! A star's goin' out!
A star (And we all know what THAT star is ^_^) blinks, then goes out.
Goofy: We'd better find Leon and fast! *sees Pluto wander off* Hey Donald...I betcha that-
Donald: What do you know ya big palooka!
Goofy: *goes teary eyed* Palooka? *gets mad* AAAAARGH!!!! *runs at Donald* AAAAAAARGH!!!!!
Donald: *does that scream of his and runs for dear life*
Scene shifts to an alleyway, where Pluto licks Sora.
Sora: Uhnn....what a dream...*sees Pluto* AAAAAAAH! *kicks Pluto to the End of the Game* Where am I?
With that, Sora begins to explore. Silly Sora.
Sora: *walks into the Accesory Shop* Woah......pretty stuff!
Cid: Hi how can I help- *sees Sora* Oh, its just a kid.
Sora: Whats THAT supposed to mean! *takes Keyblade and swings, nearly knocking out Cid*
Cid: Okay! Okaaaaaaaay! Dont hurt me! Here! Take my munny, take the stuff, just dont hurt me!!!!!
Sora: O_o Im not tryin to rob you, I just wanna know where this is. Im not a kid, Im Sora!
Cid: *giggles* Thats a girl's name!
Sora: Gaaaaaaaaaaanon! Can you make him shut up?
Sora: Back to the gutters?
Sora: No......cookie?
Sora: Okaaaaaaaay....we'll be good! We promise!
Cid: (to himself) remember the cookie, remember the cookie...(to Sora) Okay, this is Traverse Town. Were in the Accesory Shop. I'm Cid. There, satisfied?
Sora: Do you sell muffins?
Cid: No.
Sora: Aww.......Okay. *tells his story to Cid* ...And somehow, I ended up here. Can you help me?
Cid: Hmm...Your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak. My bladder is full to bursting. However, I cannot help you.
Sora: Please, Cid, I emplore you to reconsider!
Cid: Hm...Okay! The man you seek, his na-
Cid: Sorry.....
Cid: Alright! *grumble, grumble* Why not explore around? But dont go too far. Second and Third District are vey nice this time of year!
Sora: Thanks! ^_^ *runs out of Accesory Shop*
Cid: Oh, did I say 'nice'? I meant dangerous! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Cid: ^_^
At Second District,
Sora: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
As you can problably tell, he's being chased by Heartless. He tried to hug one of them, but these are armored Heartless, and it just scratched him up. Poor, silly Sora.
Sora: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
Sora is to stupid to do the simple math: Keyblade + Heartless = Uh....No more Heartless! So he runs into the Hotel. Well, as fate would have it, Donald and Goofy waltz right into Second District at thaty very monent....
Donald: Mr. Leon? Where are you?
Goofy: Lets check everywhere!
And this keeps up for another hour or so. Sora goes in one place, Donald and Goofy come out the other. Until finally, Sora goes back to First District...
Sora: When I get my hands on that old shopkeeper Im gonna-
Leon: *steps out from behind wall* They'll come at you from nowhere.
Sora: O_o who are you?
Leon: They'll never stop, so long as you woeld the Keyblade...
Sora: Huh? What are you talking about? You scare me...
Leon: But why? Why would it choose a kid like you?
Sora: Oh now I see! Youre the Muffin Man! ^_^
Leon: 0_o No Im not! Im- No matter. Now lets see that Keyblade...
Sora: ^_^ Sure! I'm your biggest fan Muffin Man! I love you! I'll do anything for you!
Leon: I am NOT the Muffin Man!!!!!!
Sora: 0_0 Your not....? ;_; WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Then you cant have the Keyblade!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leon: sighgulp
Leon: Its Leon.
Sora: *sees Keyblade* The Keyblade...
Yuffie: Yeah, we had to get it away from you to get the Heartless away form you. Turns out thats how they were tracking you.
Leon: Hard to belive that a little kid is the chosen one. *picks up Keyblade*
Sora: Hard to belive that Im in the presence of the Muffin Man! ^_^
Keyblade goes back to Sora
Sora: Eh? *tries to shake Keyblade off of hand, but the Keyblade wont leave his hand at all* GET IT OOOOOOFF!!!!!!!!
Leon: I guess beggars cant be choosers.....
Sora: I wanna muffin....
In the next room,
Arieth: Okay, so you know that there are other worlds besides the Castle and this town, right?
Donald: (in a body bandage and bed) (muffled voice) Yeah.
Goofy: But theyre supposed to be a secret!
Arieth: Theyve been secret because theyve never been connected until now. When the Heartless came, everything changed.
Next room,
Sora: Heartless?
Squa-er, Leon: Those without hearts. They feed on the darkness in ones heart, and there is darkness within every heart.
Yuffie: Hey, have you heard of a guy named Ansem?
Next Room,
Goofy: Ansem?
Arieth: He was studying the Heartless. He recorded his findings in a very detailed report.
Goofy: Gwarsh, uh, can we see it?
Donald: (muffled voice) Its time for my medicine!
Arieth: The pages were scattered everywhere.
Goofy: Maybe the King went to find em!
Donald: Hellooooooooo?
Arieth: Those were my thoughts exactly.
Goofy: We gotta find him quick!
Donald: WAWAAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!!!!!! We gotta find the Key, and I NEED MY ADVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next room,
Sora: So this is the key.....I wanna muffin!!!!!!
Leon: Thats it, this conversation is over!!!
Sora: But-
Leon: Youll need to fight for your life soon, are you ready?
Sora: Muffin?
Heartless appear,
Leon: Yuffie, GO!
Yuffie: *Run thru door and flattens a just-got-better Donald*
Outside,
Leon: Dont worry about the small fry, just find the leader!
Sora: You mean the Big Potato?
Leon: uh.....yeah, I guess. *runs off*
Sora makes his way to Third District, where up on a ledge,
Goofy: Are these the Heartless guys?
Donald: Lets go get em, Goofy!
Goofy: Kay! *destroys Heartless* That was easy! *trips over something, causing them both to fall*
Donald and Goofy land on Sora, and they spend several hours lying there unconcience. When they wake up,
Donald/Goofy: The Key!
The boss appears, who strangley resembles a Potato version of the Gaurd Armor...
Sora: The Big Potato!
After dying and seeing all that played over again 20 thousand times, they finally beat it.
Leon: *runs up* Sora, you did it!
And so, Donald, Goofy, and Sora meet and make friends. Little known to them, they are being watched...
In a dark room,
Hades: That kid beat that Heartless! Who'd have thought it? I mean, that thing was HUGE! Do you know how hard it was for me to sculpt a Heartless out of Potato?
Jaffar: Such is the power of the Keyblade. The child's strength is not his own. After all, all you have to do is chop it up into Potato Chips.
Capitan Hook: And the boy's friends are the kings lackeys. Swoogle me eyes, theyre all blige rats by the look of them!
Jaffar: Thats because you're pointing the magic cauldren camera at sewer rats!
Hook: Oh....*points camera at Sora and co.* They still look kinda.....not hero type.
Oogie Boogie: Youre no prize yourself. And what in Ansem's name is swoogle anyway?
Hook: Er....I think....I.....Shut up!
Maleficent: Enough! Swoogle is-
Maleficent: Alright!.....Will that boy conquer the Darkness? Or will-
Hook: What IS a swoogle anyway?
Hades: *rolls eyes and points towards Hook* He has Swoogle Issues
Hook: Moogie Shmoogie!
I
Back in Traverse Town,
Leon: Here, take some munny. Youll need it. Spend it how you see fit. Take care of each other. *hands Soran and co. 100 munny*
Sora: I know exacly ho Im gonna spebd my share!
Goofy: Maybe we should split up and buy stuff! Ill go with Donald!
Everyone: Kay!
A few hours later,
Donald: Lets see, weve got Potions, Ethers, ans a few Elixers. I wonder what Sora got?
They find Sora in the Resteraunt, where all heck has broke loose!
Sora: I DEMAND MORE MUFFINS!
Waiter: But Sir – youve already had thirteen! *anime style sweatdrop*
Sora: You see this Keyblade? Do ya? Well your gonna see it a LOT closer if I DONT GET MORE MUFFINS!!!!! *swings Keyblade aimlessly* MORE!!! MOOOOORE!!!!!!!
It takes a while, but Donald and Goofy drag him out of there. Actually, they had to knock him out. Either way, theyre off to a new world in their Gummi Ship. God help them...
Oh Oh! A BAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRIIIERRRRRR!!!!
Well, how was it? I hope you enjoyed it. Sorry it took so long to finish, and sorry that I forgot the meeting with the Cloaked dude in the last chapter. Im gonna edit that in later, too lazy to do it now. Once again, sorry for the delay. Cya soon!