(Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in this fiction.)
***A/N: Hiya Folks! I would like to introduce you to the wonderful world of a very f*cked up Harry Potter, Hogwarts halloween party. This my first comedy attempt, therefore...I BEG YOU BE MERCIFUL!!!***
Characters: Harry Potter (Duh!), Herminoe Granger, Ron Weasly (what would the world be with out the dream team, eh?), Severus Snape, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Albus Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy, Lucious Malfoy, Tom Riddle Aka Voldemort and Minerva McGonagall.
Scene 1: Harry and his pals are in the corner of Gryffindor tower trying to decide what they're going to wear for costumes at Dumbledores little halloween bash aka Fund-raiser for the non-pouching act of the Tebo (warthog whose hide is prized by wizards).
Ron: I think its bloody brilliant!
Herminoe: Ron! What would peole say if harry came dressed as You-Know-Who?!
(Harry and Ron were too busy visualizing Draco Malfoy running for his life.)
Harry: What am I suspose to come as Darth Vader?
(Suddenly Harry went into a fit, seeing Volemort plotting something evvvvilll...actually he was holding up costumes asking lucious Malfoy something, "Does this make me look fat?" ... "No. Not at all my Lord!" )
Herminoe: RON! DON'T PANIC!
Harry: huh? -Wha?
(Herminoe Screams. Ron looks at her like she's stupid)
Ron: Cool your jets will you Herminoe, he's fine!
Harry: I saw Voldemort!
(at this point the few people that were in the room were staring at them stupidly as Ron looked around panicked)
Ron: Where is he! Harry where?!
(Herminoe glanced at him as if to say 'whose stupid now')
Herminoe: In a dream you dolt!
Ron: Like...like Trelawny?
Herminoe: Ha! that rigid old bug eyed-
Harry: Yeah, like trelawny.
(Harry completely ignoring herminoe's insults of trelawny even though he probably would agree with most of them)
Ron: Sh!t. Harry what are we going to do... what exactlty was he doing?
Herminoe: Hopefully jumping off a bridge.
Harry: I wish, no, he was holding up costumes asking Lucious if they made him look fat...scary really.
Herminoe: Anything with Voldemort in it is scary harry!
Harry: Not really..he was holding up a pink frilly dress like pansy wore in our fourth year...you know the yule ball?
Ron: Maybe we should take you to the hospital wing, harry I think your comming down with something...
(At that moment Professor McGonagall burst through the portrait hole and into the common room)
Minerva: Hopefully everybody has picked out their costumes because they must be inspected to make sure they are -er- suitable infront of your classmates and our Guests.
(Minerva gave a sideward glance towards the weasly twins who had patched two shirts together that stated: Support Human Cloning and to Lee Jordan who was wearing a barel like someone who had lost their clothes)
Harry: I got it! I'll go as Ron.
Ron: Me? umm...and I'll go as you!
Herminoe: Who am I suspose to go as?!
Ron: I got it, make a shirt with malfoy and his goon's pictures on it and have it say 'the idot convention!'
Herminoe: Oh thats good and then when Snape finds out, what then?
Ron: Add his face too!
Harry: Shhh! Professor's right over there...
(Minerva approached them as they quickly pretended to be working on homework.)
Minerva: Miss GRanger do you yet know what you are going as?
(Herminoe decided it was best to fake it)
Herminoe: Oh Proffessor! I was going to go as you! You're such an inspiration!
(Ron and Harry sniggered at her, but Minerva blushed and smiled at her proudly then walked out of the common room.)
***A/N: Hiya Folks! I would like to introduce you to the wonderful world of a very f*cked up Harry Potter, Hogwarts halloween party. This my first comedy attempt, therefore...I BEG YOU BE MERCIFUL!!!***
Characters: Harry Potter (Duh!), Herminoe Granger, Ron Weasly (what would the world be with out the dream team, eh?), Severus Snape, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Albus Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy, Lucious Malfoy, Tom Riddle Aka Voldemort and Minerva McGonagall.
Scene 1: Harry and his pals are in the corner of Gryffindor tower trying to decide what they're going to wear for costumes at Dumbledores little halloween bash aka Fund-raiser for the non-pouching act of the Tebo (warthog whose hide is prized by wizards).
Ron: I think its bloody brilliant!
Herminoe: Ron! What would peole say if harry came dressed as You-Know-Who?!
(Harry and Ron were too busy visualizing Draco Malfoy running for his life.)
Harry: What am I suspose to come as Darth Vader?
(Suddenly Harry went into a fit, seeing Volemort plotting something evvvvilll...actually he was holding up costumes asking lucious Malfoy something, "Does this make me look fat?" ... "No. Not at all my Lord!" )
Herminoe: RON! DON'T PANIC!
Harry: huh? -Wha?
(Herminoe Screams. Ron looks at her like she's stupid)
Ron: Cool your jets will you Herminoe, he's fine!
Harry: I saw Voldemort!
(at this point the few people that were in the room were staring at them stupidly as Ron looked around panicked)
Ron: Where is he! Harry where?!
(Herminoe glanced at him as if to say 'whose stupid now')
Herminoe: In a dream you dolt!
Ron: Like...like Trelawny?
Herminoe: Ha! that rigid old bug eyed-
Harry: Yeah, like trelawny.
(Harry completely ignoring herminoe's insults of trelawny even though he probably would agree with most of them)
Ron: Sh!t. Harry what are we going to do... what exactlty was he doing?
Herminoe: Hopefully jumping off a bridge.
Harry: I wish, no, he was holding up costumes asking Lucious if they made him look fat...scary really.
Herminoe: Anything with Voldemort in it is scary harry!
Harry: Not really..he was holding up a pink frilly dress like pansy wore in our fourth year...you know the yule ball?
Ron: Maybe we should take you to the hospital wing, harry I think your comming down with something...
(At that moment Professor McGonagall burst through the portrait hole and into the common room)
Minerva: Hopefully everybody has picked out their costumes because they must be inspected to make sure they are -er- suitable infront of your classmates and our Guests.
(Minerva gave a sideward glance towards the weasly twins who had patched two shirts together that stated: Support Human Cloning and to Lee Jordan who was wearing a barel like someone who had lost their clothes)
Harry: I got it! I'll go as Ron.
Ron: Me? umm...and I'll go as you!
Herminoe: Who am I suspose to go as?!
Ron: I got it, make a shirt with malfoy and his goon's pictures on it and have it say 'the idot convention!'
Herminoe: Oh thats good and then when Snape finds out, what then?
Ron: Add his face too!
Harry: Shhh! Professor's right over there...
(Minerva approached them as they quickly pretended to be working on homework.)
Minerva: Miss GRanger do you yet know what you are going as?
(Herminoe decided it was best to fake it)
Herminoe: Oh Proffessor! I was going to go as you! You're such an inspiration!
(Ron and Harry sniggered at her, but Minerva blushed and smiled at her proudly then walked out of the common room.)