A new happy disclaimer!!!!
Laura: I loathe anyone who says that they own LOTR... yes, even Tolkien, for I am jealous.
Lauren: You really scare me, you know that?
Laura: Of course I do... I'M LAURA!!! I AM THE ROOT OF EVIL!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough* HAHAHAA!!!
Legolas: Dear Eru, save me!!! *tries to run away... again...*
Lauren and Laura: NEVER, MY DEAR ELF!!!! *lunge at Legolas*
Laura: YOUR dear elf?
Lauren: YOUR dear elf?
Both: *attack each other*
Aragorn: *walking in* What's going on? *sees the two freaks fighting*
Legolas: *braggingly* They're fighting over me... popcorn? *holds out big big BIG tub of popcorn*
Aragorn: Don't mind if I do. *shoves popcorn in his mouth; both sit back and watch Laura and Lauren wrestle*
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Chapter 2: Attack of the farm equipment-eating leprechauns
~Laura POV~
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEEHEEE!!!!!" I screamed as Duke and I galloped towards the orc pile. I'd never had so much fun. I think he really needed to stretch his legs.
I looked behind me to see how close Legolas was. "Yeek!!" I said out loud. He was right behind me! "C'MON DUKE!!! C'MON BUDDY!!!" I screamed. Duke galloped even faster than I thought was possible, and we put some distance between ourselves and Legolas. "Noro lim, Arod!!" I heard Legolas yell to his horse. I looked behind me again, and saw them gaining on us.
Suddenly, a black form shot by me. "Whoa!" I said accidentally. Duke came to a dead stop, and Arod ran into him. I got thrown off over his head and landed with a SMACK on the ground.
~Legolas POV~
I urged Arod to go faster, when suddenly Aragorn and Lauren galloped past me on their horse. "Whoa!" I heard Laura say. Duke stopped very suddenly, and Arod ran into him. Laura flew up over Duke's head and landed hard on the ground.
"Oh no!" I leapt off of Arod and ran to where she was lying. "Laura! Are you alright?"
"Hello pretty lady," she murmured. "What's your name?"
"Aragorn! Come back!" I yelled. He spun his horse around and galloped back to where we were.
"Aragorn come back? That's a silly name," she mumbled, a stupid look on her face.
"Oh my god!" Lauren cried and jumped off Hasufel. "Is she ok?"
"I don't think she's hurt, but she might have a very minor concussion," I told her. I looked down at Laura. "Laura, how many fingers am I holding up?" I asked, holding up four fingers.
"Ehhh... four," she said with some difficulty.
"She's alright. She'll just have a headache for the next few days," Aragorn said.
"Advil," Laura murmured.
"I'm sorry?"
"Tylenol," she groaned.
"Who are Advil and Tylenol?" I asked Lauren.
"Ibuprofen," Laura grumbled.
"They're pain medication from our world," Lauren said, giggling. "Laura, they don't have those here, remember?"
Laura sat up very suddenly. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" she screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Well that was melodramatic." Lauren started laughing out loud. "She's fine. She's just kidding," she told Aragorn and I when she saw our astonished faces.
~Lauren POV~
For a minute, I was seriously worried about her. But knowing Laura, her head is already so messed up that even if she DID have a concussion, it wouldn't have hurt her.
Legolas sighed and helped Laura up. "Come on, we need to get going."
"Okey dokey artichokey!" Laura acted like she hadn't just almost broken her neck. "Where are we going again?"
Aragorn let out a frustrated sigh. "To the orc pile. We need to see if Merry and Pippin are still there."
"Oh yeah! Well let's go!" she said happily.
Okay, y'know what? I'm just gonna skip the whole part where Aragorn yells at the sky for "killing" Merry and Pippin, and then realizes that he's stupid. So, fast-forward to the scenes in Fangorn forest.
"I'm scared!!" I squeaked, holding Laura's hand.
"And you think I'm not?" she answered, gripping my hand in one of her bone- crushing clutches.
"Meep!" Seriously though, that forest is pretty damn scary. Suddenly a bright light flashed in front of us.
"YEEK!!!" Laura cried. "I'M BLIND!! I'M BLIND!!!" she wailed. We both drew our swords, covering our eyes and squinting. "LEPRECHAUNS EAT FARM EQUIPMENT*!!!!" she screamed, running at Gandalf. I rolled my eyes and followed her. "Oh crap!!!! OWEEE!!" Laura yelped, dropping her sword. "You burned me, you evil person you!!!! Now you die!!! BOW DOWN TO ME, TRAITOR OF THE MERMAIDS!!!" she said angrily, throwing a dagger at Gandalf. It bounced off and landed with a plop on the ground. "Erm... okay then. I'll just let you torture them now," she squeaked, running behind me.
*This is my personal battle cry that I made up last year with Lauren. Yes, we ARE seriously screwed up.
Legolas tried shooting arrows at him, while Gimli wielded his axe and Aragorn swiped at him with his sword. The arrows burned up, the axe was deflected, and Aragorn's sword also became too hot to handle. (Heheh, like the song. I'm so clever.)
"HI-YAH!!!" I screamed, swiping at the light with my sword. But before it could hit him, someone had grabbed my wrist. It was Aragorn. "Gandalf?" he whispered.
"Ah yes. That was my name. Gandalf," he said, and chuckled. Then he looked at Laura and I. "But who is this? And the other girl? Aragorn?" he asked, looking at Mr. Stinky Ranger Dude.
"You mean you don't remember us?" I said, giving Gandalf the PUPPY EYES OF DOOM. Laura and I looked at each other and started wailing. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"
"This is Lauren, and Laura. Remember?" Aragorn yelled, covering his ears.
"Oh yes, you two little troublemakers!" Gandalf said happily.
"That's right Gandy ol' boy! I'm proud! You didn't lose your common sense when you fell, didja?" I said, smiling.
"Silly noodle head! Of course he wouldn't have lost his common sense! I mean, he didn't lose his powers, did he?" Laura retorted.
"Well he MIGHT have!" I argued. We bickered for several minutes.
"HEY!!! YOU EVIL PEOPLES YOU!!!" Laura said suddenly. I looked up and saw that the other four were several hundred feet away from us. We dashed away after them. Laura shot me a look, and we both smirked. We ran right smack into Legolas and Aragorn, knocking both of them down.
"EVIL PUMPKINS RULE!!!" Laura cried happily, giving me a high-five.
"Sick minded child," Legolas growled.
"CHILD?? You called me a CHILD?? How wude," Laura said in a baby voice, pouting. "Once we get outta here, I'm gonna sick Duke on you, and don't you forget it!"
~Laura POV~
Well, he forgot it. Once we got out of Fangorn and met up with Shadowfax (whom I called "OOH LOOKIE LAUREN!!! PRETTY WHITE HORSIE!!!") and the rest of the horses, I mentioned my conversation to Duke. Yes, I'm not kidding, I can communicate with my horse.
"Psst!! Dukey poo!! See evil Elf boy over there?" I whispered in his ear. Duke looked at me with an expression that said "You poor, poor child. You must get therapy." (WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT!?) "I need you to bite him really hard in the ass for me, okay snooky poo?"
I think that if Duke could smirk, he would have. He lashed out and bit Legolas square on his right cheek (and I'm not talking about his face, either). "YEEE-OWWW!!!!" he screeched.
Lauren, Duke and I started laughing so hard that I was crying.
~Legolas POV~
Evil demon child. I WILL kill her some day, I guarantee it!
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Yay! Chapter two!! So special am I!! *claps hands and jumps*
EVIL FLAMERS!!! I'LL SICK DUKE ON YA IF YA DON'T CUT IT OUT!!!!!! RAAAAAAAARR!!!!! Anyone else, please R & R!!! ^_^
Laura: I loathe anyone who says that they own LOTR... yes, even Tolkien, for I am jealous.
Lauren: You really scare me, you know that?
Laura: Of course I do... I'M LAURA!!! I AM THE ROOT OF EVIL!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough* HAHAHAA!!!
Legolas: Dear Eru, save me!!! *tries to run away... again...*
Lauren and Laura: NEVER, MY DEAR ELF!!!! *lunge at Legolas*
Laura: YOUR dear elf?
Lauren: YOUR dear elf?
Both: *attack each other*
Aragorn: *walking in* What's going on? *sees the two freaks fighting*
Legolas: *braggingly* They're fighting over me... popcorn? *holds out big big BIG tub of popcorn*
Aragorn: Don't mind if I do. *shoves popcorn in his mouth; both sit back and watch Laura and Lauren wrestle*
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Chapter 2: Attack of the farm equipment-eating leprechauns
~Laura POV~
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEEHEEE!!!!!" I screamed as Duke and I galloped towards the orc pile. I'd never had so much fun. I think he really needed to stretch his legs.
I looked behind me to see how close Legolas was. "Yeek!!" I said out loud. He was right behind me! "C'MON DUKE!!! C'MON BUDDY!!!" I screamed. Duke galloped even faster than I thought was possible, and we put some distance between ourselves and Legolas. "Noro lim, Arod!!" I heard Legolas yell to his horse. I looked behind me again, and saw them gaining on us.
Suddenly, a black form shot by me. "Whoa!" I said accidentally. Duke came to a dead stop, and Arod ran into him. I got thrown off over his head and landed with a SMACK on the ground.
~Legolas POV~
I urged Arod to go faster, when suddenly Aragorn and Lauren galloped past me on their horse. "Whoa!" I heard Laura say. Duke stopped very suddenly, and Arod ran into him. Laura flew up over Duke's head and landed hard on the ground.
"Oh no!" I leapt off of Arod and ran to where she was lying. "Laura! Are you alright?"
"Hello pretty lady," she murmured. "What's your name?"
"Aragorn! Come back!" I yelled. He spun his horse around and galloped back to where we were.
"Aragorn come back? That's a silly name," she mumbled, a stupid look on her face.
"Oh my god!" Lauren cried and jumped off Hasufel. "Is she ok?"
"I don't think she's hurt, but she might have a very minor concussion," I told her. I looked down at Laura. "Laura, how many fingers am I holding up?" I asked, holding up four fingers.
"Ehhh... four," she said with some difficulty.
"She's alright. She'll just have a headache for the next few days," Aragorn said.
"Advil," Laura murmured.
"I'm sorry?"
"Tylenol," she groaned.
"Who are Advil and Tylenol?" I asked Lauren.
"Ibuprofen," Laura grumbled.
"They're pain medication from our world," Lauren said, giggling. "Laura, they don't have those here, remember?"
Laura sat up very suddenly. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" she screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Well that was melodramatic." Lauren started laughing out loud. "She's fine. She's just kidding," she told Aragorn and I when she saw our astonished faces.
~Lauren POV~
For a minute, I was seriously worried about her. But knowing Laura, her head is already so messed up that even if she DID have a concussion, it wouldn't have hurt her.
Legolas sighed and helped Laura up. "Come on, we need to get going."
"Okey dokey artichokey!" Laura acted like she hadn't just almost broken her neck. "Where are we going again?"
Aragorn let out a frustrated sigh. "To the orc pile. We need to see if Merry and Pippin are still there."
"Oh yeah! Well let's go!" she said happily.
Okay, y'know what? I'm just gonna skip the whole part where Aragorn yells at the sky for "killing" Merry and Pippin, and then realizes that he's stupid. So, fast-forward to the scenes in Fangorn forest.
"I'm scared!!" I squeaked, holding Laura's hand.
"And you think I'm not?" she answered, gripping my hand in one of her bone- crushing clutches.
"Meep!" Seriously though, that forest is pretty damn scary. Suddenly a bright light flashed in front of us.
"YEEK!!!" Laura cried. "I'M BLIND!! I'M BLIND!!!" she wailed. We both drew our swords, covering our eyes and squinting. "LEPRECHAUNS EAT FARM EQUIPMENT*!!!!" she screamed, running at Gandalf. I rolled my eyes and followed her. "Oh crap!!!! OWEEE!!" Laura yelped, dropping her sword. "You burned me, you evil person you!!!! Now you die!!! BOW DOWN TO ME, TRAITOR OF THE MERMAIDS!!!" she said angrily, throwing a dagger at Gandalf. It bounced off and landed with a plop on the ground. "Erm... okay then. I'll just let you torture them now," she squeaked, running behind me.
*This is my personal battle cry that I made up last year with Lauren. Yes, we ARE seriously screwed up.
Legolas tried shooting arrows at him, while Gimli wielded his axe and Aragorn swiped at him with his sword. The arrows burned up, the axe was deflected, and Aragorn's sword also became too hot to handle. (Heheh, like the song. I'm so clever.)
"HI-YAH!!!" I screamed, swiping at the light with my sword. But before it could hit him, someone had grabbed my wrist. It was Aragorn. "Gandalf?" he whispered.
"Ah yes. That was my name. Gandalf," he said, and chuckled. Then he looked at Laura and I. "But who is this? And the other girl? Aragorn?" he asked, looking at Mr. Stinky Ranger Dude.
"You mean you don't remember us?" I said, giving Gandalf the PUPPY EYES OF DOOM. Laura and I looked at each other and started wailing. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"
"This is Lauren, and Laura. Remember?" Aragorn yelled, covering his ears.
"Oh yes, you two little troublemakers!" Gandalf said happily.
"That's right Gandy ol' boy! I'm proud! You didn't lose your common sense when you fell, didja?" I said, smiling.
"Silly noodle head! Of course he wouldn't have lost his common sense! I mean, he didn't lose his powers, did he?" Laura retorted.
"Well he MIGHT have!" I argued. We bickered for several minutes.
"HEY!!! YOU EVIL PEOPLES YOU!!!" Laura said suddenly. I looked up and saw that the other four were several hundred feet away from us. We dashed away after them. Laura shot me a look, and we both smirked. We ran right smack into Legolas and Aragorn, knocking both of them down.
"EVIL PUMPKINS RULE!!!" Laura cried happily, giving me a high-five.
"Sick minded child," Legolas growled.
"CHILD?? You called me a CHILD?? How wude," Laura said in a baby voice, pouting. "Once we get outta here, I'm gonna sick Duke on you, and don't you forget it!"
~Laura POV~
Well, he forgot it. Once we got out of Fangorn and met up with Shadowfax (whom I called "OOH LOOKIE LAUREN!!! PRETTY WHITE HORSIE!!!") and the rest of the horses, I mentioned my conversation to Duke. Yes, I'm not kidding, I can communicate with my horse.
"Psst!! Dukey poo!! See evil Elf boy over there?" I whispered in his ear. Duke looked at me with an expression that said "You poor, poor child. You must get therapy." (WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT!?) "I need you to bite him really hard in the ass for me, okay snooky poo?"
I think that if Duke could smirk, he would have. He lashed out and bit Legolas square on his right cheek (and I'm not talking about his face, either). "YEEE-OWWW!!!!" he screeched.
Lauren, Duke and I started laughing so hard that I was crying.
~Legolas POV~
Evil demon child. I WILL kill her some day, I guarantee it!
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Yay! Chapter two!! So special am I!! *claps hands and jumps*
EVIL FLAMERS!!! I'LL SICK DUKE ON YA IF YA DON'T CUT IT OUT!!!!!! RAAAAAAAARR!!!!! Anyone else, please R & R!!! ^_^