(disclaimer: I dont own the characters ect.)
***A/N: Okay check my bio for up comming fics by me. Yay! I'm finally updating!!***
Characters:Always and forever the same people as before.
(Scene: Harry is going into detention with Snape)
Harry: Um sir...
Snape: Five minutes late; five points from Gryffindor.
Harry: What do you mean, I'm on time!
Snape: Who sets the detention date and time Mr. Potter?
Harry:*acts stupid* Dumbledore?
Snape: No POTTER, I, Severus Snape, set the date and time?
Harry: Oh, Okay, do you think we could change the detention to, um, lets see, Next wensday?
Snape: Silence you foolish moronic boy!
Harry: Wow two insults put together, thats more then usual you know...
Snape:*points to a seat* SIT DOWN POTTER!
(Harry, who was still mad that Dumbledore couldn't get him out of detention with Snape, decided that he wasn't going to make things easy for Snape, so Harry spun the chair around and leaned his chest to the back of the chair)
Snape: Sit Properly Potter!
Harry: I am...sitting down just like you asked what do want me to do juggle cabbages?
Snape: As entertaining as that, no doubt, would be, I am taking 15 points from Gryffindor for your overall rudeness.
Harry:*mutters* stupid f*cker...
Snape: WHAT WAS THAT?!
HarrY: And here I thought I was the only one who heard voices.
Snape: I'm not hearing voices POTTER!
(Scene 2: Meanwhile Flitwick and Hermione were talking in the Charms Classroom.)
Flitwick: I don't understand why you got detention Hermione?
Hermione: None of my friends understand why we get detention with Snape.
Flitwick: Snape never did like harry, we caught him trying to steal harry's acceptance letter.
Hermione: *shocked look* NO!
Flitwick: Yes!
Hermione: No.
Flitwick: Yes.
Hermione: Ron's right he is a - erm - nevermind.
(Scene 3: Ron's in detention with Dumbledore )
Ron: Professor, Why do you put up with Snape?
Dumbledore: Like I told Harry, that is between Severus and I.
Ron: *pleading look* Can't you just give me a hint?
Dumbledore: *pretends to clear throat* Erm-Whiskey-party
(Ron looks more confused then before)
Ron:*uneasy* Umm alrighty then...
(Scene 4: Gryffindor common room after detention)
Harry: Well I lost Gryffindor 50 points again.
Ron: What else is new?
Hermione:*blurts out* Professor Flitwick said Snape was caught trying to steal your acceptance letter.
Ron: To Hogwarts?
Hermione: No to Doxy convention...
Ron: *stupid look* Huh?
Hermione: Of course to Hogwarts!!
Ron: That F*cker!
(harry wasn't paying attention...what was he going to wear to Dumbledore's halloween bash?)
***A/N: Okay check my bio for up comming fics by me. Yay! I'm finally updating!!***
Characters:Always and forever the same people as before.
(Scene: Harry is going into detention with Snape)
Harry: Um sir...
Snape: Five minutes late; five points from Gryffindor.
Harry: What do you mean, I'm on time!
Snape: Who sets the detention date and time Mr. Potter?
Harry:*acts stupid* Dumbledore?
Snape: No POTTER, I, Severus Snape, set the date and time?
Harry: Oh, Okay, do you think we could change the detention to, um, lets see, Next wensday?
Snape: Silence you foolish moronic boy!
Harry: Wow two insults put together, thats more then usual you know...
Snape:*points to a seat* SIT DOWN POTTER!
(Harry, who was still mad that Dumbledore couldn't get him out of detention with Snape, decided that he wasn't going to make things easy for Snape, so Harry spun the chair around and leaned his chest to the back of the chair)
Snape: Sit Properly Potter!
Harry: I am...sitting down just like you asked what do want me to do juggle cabbages?
Snape: As entertaining as that, no doubt, would be, I am taking 15 points from Gryffindor for your overall rudeness.
Harry:*mutters* stupid f*cker...
Snape: WHAT WAS THAT?!
HarrY: And here I thought I was the only one who heard voices.
Snape: I'm not hearing voices POTTER!
(Scene 2: Meanwhile Flitwick and Hermione were talking in the Charms Classroom.)
Flitwick: I don't understand why you got detention Hermione?
Hermione: None of my friends understand why we get detention with Snape.
Flitwick: Snape never did like harry, we caught him trying to steal harry's acceptance letter.
Hermione: *shocked look* NO!
Flitwick: Yes!
Hermione: No.
Flitwick: Yes.
Hermione: Ron's right he is a - erm - nevermind.
(Scene 3: Ron's in detention with Dumbledore )
Ron: Professor, Why do you put up with Snape?
Dumbledore: Like I told Harry, that is between Severus and I.
Ron: *pleading look* Can't you just give me a hint?
Dumbledore: *pretends to clear throat* Erm-Whiskey-party
(Ron looks more confused then before)
Ron:*uneasy* Umm alrighty then...
(Scene 4: Gryffindor common room after detention)
Harry: Well I lost Gryffindor 50 points again.
Ron: What else is new?
Hermione:*blurts out* Professor Flitwick said Snape was caught trying to steal your acceptance letter.
Ron: To Hogwarts?
Hermione: No to Doxy convention...
Ron: *stupid look* Huh?
Hermione: Of course to Hogwarts!!
Ron: That F*cker!
(harry wasn't paying attention...what was he going to wear to Dumbledore's halloween bash?)