This is a collection of short (or maybe long) stories written in instant message conversations between me and my good friend Lito Kid Skullington. They are about the two of us and some funny stuff that happens when Nny and some other characters step into the scene. Here is the first bit. It is strange because they are still in IM form.

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Kid= Lito Kid Skullington

Devi D.= Moonchild

The first story is: Attack of the Satanic Penguin

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Attack Of The Satanic Penguin: Part One………

Devi D. says: I had a squeaky hippo named lance once

Devi D. says: But I killed him

Kid says: I had a squeaky frog. But I squeezed him too much, and his squeaker popped out. x_x Now he just blows dusty air.

Devi D. says: Why must such tragic things happen!?

Kid says: *cries* Fate is so cruel!

Devi D. says: Yes! I must die now!!!!!!

Devi D. says: Oops

Devi D. says: Dropped the gun again

Devi D. says: hee

Devi D. says: Um...........uh

Kid says: *Shoots herself in the head, the bullet goes through without hitting any brain. Oh wait. There never was one in the first place*

Devi D. says: Why must we always miss? *Tears*

Kid says: Woo! Now I have a temple piercing! *Happy dance of Satan*

Devi D. says: Ooh, coolness!

Kid says: So...

Devi D. says: *Cough cough*

Devi D. says: *Choke*

Devi D. says: *Gasp*

Devi D. says: (Dies)

Kid says: *Gets bucket* yay! Blood...

Devi D. says: Yes, take my blood

Devi D. says: When I die my friends are going to cut me up and sell me

Kid says: ... How caring of them. x_x *pulls out vacuum*

Devi D. says: Yes. So caring. Hey! (Speaking to someone off screen) you again!? Get away from me! Drop that knife!!!!! noooooooo~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Devi D. says: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Kid says: *Vacuums up your blood* ^_^

Devi D. says: *Lies dead and bleeds some more*

Devi D. says: *Sees flames*

Kid says: *Pokes you* Okay, wake up now. *Is an idiot*

Devi D. says: *Lies motionless, a large orifice in her head*

Kid says: *Randomly* Oooh... you need guitarists?

Devi D. says: Yes

Devi D. says: I do

Kid says: *Raises hands* I play... *feels all special*

Devi D. says: Yayness!

Devi D. says: *Feels not special* Devi D. says: *Holds gun to temple*

Devi D. says:

What! No bullets?

Devi D. says: *Falls to floor and cries in despair*

Devi D. says: Can you help me?

Kid says: *Walks in with huge wide screen TV, turns on "Dora the Explorer* this should kill you. ^_^

Devi D. says: AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Devi D. says: *Gasp*

Devi D. says: *Steals Nny's knife*

Devi D. says: *Stabs herself*

Kid says: Yay! I mean... oh how sad. *Licks fingers, traces the spit along her cheek* See? Tears...

Devi D. says: *Bleeds*

Devi D. says: *Coughs up a pint of blood*

Devi D. says: *Chokes on it*

Devi D. says: *Eyes glaze over, and she looks at the ceiling in bliss*

Kid says: Aw. So peaceful. ^_^

Devi D. says: Death is fun

Devi D. says: *Lies dead*

Kid says: I want to die! *Looks in mirror* O_O *shriek, has early-heart attack and dies*

Devi D. says: *Nny looks at you dying, and stifles his joy*

Devi D. says: *Nny sees me dead, and cannot control his laughter*

Kid says: *Rises from the dead, like she has so many times before* NNY!!! ^___^ *Pounce* (has a death wish)

Devi D. says: *Nny backs away, arms flailing, eyes wide in pure terror*

Kid says: I love you more than you could ever imagine! *Squeal*

Devi D. says: *Nny wears unreadable frightened look at the sight of me awakening* "You!" he screams, pointing at me with his knife.

Devi D. says: "Hi there Nny!" I scream happily.

Devi D. says: He shivers

Devi D. says: He looks at you

Kid says: I blink. Whoa. So much energy put into that.

Devi D. says: blinky blinky blinky

Devi D. says: Nny looks scared at our enthusiasm

Devi D. says: *He begins to shake uncontrollably, knife in hand dropping to the floor*

Devi D. says: "Nny? You ok there?" I ask. He screams.

Kid says: I finally release the poor guy. Obviously, he's gone through some serious trauma with other rabid fangirls.

Devi D. says: Nny looks relieved, and then sees that we are looking at him. "Who are you?" he asks.

Devi D. says: I squeal

Kid says: "I'm Kid, and I look like Tenna. And the ants from France are prancing up my pants." I ramble.

Devi D. says: Nny looks like his poor tortured mind is snapping

Devi D. says: I still say nothing

Devi D. says: *Nny looks frightened. He does not understand why we are here*

Devi D. says: "Did you kidnap me?" he asked, tapping his chin.

Kid says: Kid naps. For a few seconds. ^_^ Then she wakes up. "Oh! No, we'd never do that." she says, following the comment with all-too innocent whistling. (I suddenly changed to 3rd person. x_x)

Devi D. says: Nny looks skeptical

Devi D. says: I suddenly remember that I am alive

Devi D. says: "And I'm Devi, and I am a scary paranoid writer!" I scream

Devi D. says: I hold up a bag of walnuts

Devi D. says: "Fear them!"

Devi D. says: "You kidnapped me!" Nny screams, looking at us in wild terror, "How did you do it?"

Kid says: "The internet is a spooooky place." says the demented one.

Devi D. says: *Agrees*

Devi D. says: Nny looks confused