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Chapter 5: Gir's Dilemma

"Gir..." Zim whispered in a tree. "YES?!" Gir shrieked and Zim shoved him into the tree branch. "Be quiet Gir!" Zim hissed, and underneath them came Kic. "What do you plan to do your smarissssss one?" Gir asked, and annoyed Zim replied. "Smariiiiiis? Never mind, I'm not going to tell you again Gir." He sighed, and Gir sighed. "Aaaaw, but it was only 2,300,000,00..." Gir calculated. "You remembered all that?" Zim asked amazed. "Nooo, I rounded." Gir smiled, and Zim shook his head annoyed.

When Kic was completely gone Gir began jumping up and down on the thin part of the branch madly. "Row, row, row your mower fiercly down the road... Destroy the Earth then go home. Merrily, merrily wheeee!" Gir crowed, and the branch snapped as Gir got off of it. Unluckily, Zim was still on it and went crashing onto the concrete walk. "Grrrr, Gir why are you such a moron?" He growled as Gir jumped down. His mouth was full of something. "I dunno... Squirrel!" Gir called, spitting acorns at Zim while chasing a squirrel. "Aaah! Get that thing away from meee!" He fought running away from it. "Gir attack it!" Zim demanded, and Gir stopped for a moment. "Attack? But it has my acorns!" Gir cried, and rolling his eyes Zim walked on down the street. Bumping into a tree Gir realized where Zim was going and followed. "Why do you ruin all my fun?" Gir asked, as they headed to Dib's house. "Because you're a nerd Gir." Zim explained simply and Gir turned his head sideways. "I like that candy!" Gir smiled, and Zim shook his head.

Kic really was headed to Dib's house. She wanted to talk to him about his plot to get rid of Zim. After all, she now had all the reasons to get back at him. "Oh, I think this is it... Obviously, it has a huge telescope in the backyard. Who's else could it be." Kic comforted, coming up to the doorstep. Ringing the doorbell she waited patiently for someone to respond. When the door opened it was Dib. "Hello? Oh, Kic... Come in." Dib insisted, looking around to make sure Zim was no where to be seen.

"Dweeb, why would Kic come to see-" Gaz began but Kic fought for him. "Actually today Gaz I did come to see Dib. He said he has information about how to stop the "alien"." She explained, and Gaz shrugged. "You're weirder then what I anticipated Kic.... Waaaaaay." She sighed, and left for her room. Dib and Kic stayed in the living room. Gaz wouldn't interfere but Kic had a feeling Gaz had a way of getting back at her... Somehow she would manage too. "Okay, Zim has a partner right?" Dib confronted, and Kic nodded. "Yeah, Gir... He's like an android correct?" She smiled, and Dib nodded. "Yes, and obviously he has less brains then Zim... Sorry, stupid joke. I-" Dib sighed, and Kic inturrupted him. "No, it wasn't stupid... Heehee, it was okay. Better then mine." Kic comforted, and the phone rang. "Hold on one minute." Dib said, and left for the phone.

"Gir! You're stepping on my eye!" Zim roared, at a telephone booth. Gir had speed dialed Dib's phone number to the amazement of Zim, who figured Gir could most likely only do math problems consisting of two digits. "Ahem...Cough, cough." Zim choked, and Dib answered the phone. "Hello?" He asked, and Zim spoke even while Gir was in front of him. "Um, yes hello fellow person... I. Ummm, just wanted to ask you if you have a laser telescope thingy with a size 50 thingy and uh-" Zim began in a deep odd tone. "Who are you?" Dib asked, bewildered. "I am.... The Ruler Of The Planet!" Zim crowed, and astonished Dib began to realize who it was. "Oh, old sucker!" Gir crowed, and jumped off of Zim's head. "Gir noooo!" Zim crowed, too late. "CONNECTION LOST" Said a machine and angrily Zim glared at Gir.

"Gir how could you?" He insisted and Gir smiled sticking the sucker in his mouth. "Easy, jump down off of your head and pick up the sucker... You want a try?" Gir tempted, and even more furious Zim stomped on the ground. "NO I DON'T WANT TO TRY!!" He roared, and Gir sighed. "Oh, well it's strawberry!" Gir sighed, and slammed the door to the phone booth in Zim's face.

Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! For keeping you all hanging! This one isn't as good as the others and I promise I'll work on the next right away even if you don't review it! (Though I'd greatly appreciate it)

~Garo Mistress~