Laura: Actually, I just realized something. I'm not going to be able to write for nearly TWO weeks!!! OHMYGAWD!!! HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA SURVIVE!!! First my so-called parents drag me to Florida (okay, okay, I'm not complaining), and THEN they truck me off to St. Louis to visit my grandparents for a week!!!

WILL THE TORTURE NEVER CEASE??? *wails into Legolas' shoulder*

Legolas: You know, for once, I feel sorry for her. *pats back sympathetically*

Laura: OH, OH, DID YA SEE THAT, FANGIRLS!! HE PATTED *MY* BACK!! MINE, AS IN ON MY BODY!! MINE, AS IN IT BELONGS TO ME!! MINE, AS IN-

Legolas: Laura, shut up. No one cares. And that's the last time I EVER come in physical contact with you.

Laura: Ok, I swear I will never overreact again. *crosses fingers behind back*

Legolas: Good girl. *pats head*

Me: *faints, prays to god he'll give her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation*

Legolas: HEY GIMLI!! LAURA NEEDS MOUTH-TO-MOUTH!!!

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!! *runs away terrified to St. Hell... I mean, St. Louis*

Legolas: It's so fun being hot. *grins sexily*

Fangirls: *faint*

Okay, that was so totally random... and I really and truly apologize. I'll bring tons and tons and TONS of paper with me on vacation so that I can write while I'm LOUNGING ON THE BEACH, GETTING A GORGEOUS TAN. :-D

Toodles, fellow elf lovers!!! I'll miss you all!!! Please review TONS and TONS and TONS!!! ^_^

~Laura, the happy yet sad elf stalker