Little Sabretooth ran down the street in a fit of hysterics still pulling cactus needles out of his posterior.

"Youch! Youch!" He yelled as each pricker finally came loose. He didn't bother with the mousetrap; that was never going to come off. So there was Sabe, running madly down the road after a big bird that stole a toad's diary, with a mousetrap clinging to his fingers. There's something you don't see everyday.

The abnormally large boy soon started to tire out and he collapsed... right in the middle of the road. "Can't... go... on..." He panted, his tongue hanging comically out of his mouth. Just then, the bird that stole Toad's diary landed right in front of him. Quickly, Sabe became very quiet and got ready to pounce. Annnnd...

SMACK!

Sabretooth overshot the birdie and ran headfirst into a semi. No no, not an 18-wheeler. Maybe I should call it what it really is: A 'semi-really-painful-cactus-with-indefinite-prickers-that-never-come-out' plant. Yeah. Tough break, huh? Well, let's just say that little Sabretooth wasn't happy either. So now there were large needles sticking out of his cheeks as well as his butt. Youch.

The mutant unlatched the cactus tree from his upper-body and turned to face the evil bird. He could have sworn that it winked and smiled at him as it flew away. Sabretooth let his shoulders droop. He was in pain and he wanted to go home! But nooooooooooooo. He had to go and get the diary back from a stupid flying bird that winks and smiles and runs him into cactus plants!

'ROWR!' Little Sabe uh... rowr-ed. As quickly as he could manage, he followed the pesky bird and entered 'Taykyapantsoff' Forest. Sabretooth never really liked this place. Mostly because whenever he came here, he was with a group of friends and they would always trick Sabretooth into being the one who had to take his pants off. One day, he wasn't wearing underwear. Yeah, it wasn't too pleasant of an experience. But, he did attract the attention of some of the other mutant girls. But of course, Toad stole them all back by making fun of Sabe's hairy butt.

The felinoid sighed. It never ended! Breaking his thoughts, the bird flew back out of the forest, but it didn't have the diary! Hastily, Sabretooth began to climb the tree that he had seen the bird in. When he reached the top, all he could see were four blue eggs. Where was the...? His large hands carelessly pushed aside the eggs and he thought he heard one of them crack. And finally:

"Yes!" He exclaimed triumphantly, the diary was in his possession! "Mine! ALL MINE!" Just then, a small cracking sound distracted him from his yelling. All of the eggs were cracking! OH NO! What was he gonna do? In the distance, little Sabe could hear the momma bird returning. What was she going to think?

Hastily, Sabretooth gathered up all the eggs and slid down the tree. Did he make it safely down? Ha! Of course not! One stray limb caught him between the legs and let's just say, it was quite more painful that quite more painful. So after not making it safely to the ground, Sabretooth ran away with the eggs. 'She won't miss them!' He thought. What was a bird doing with eggs anyway? Completely confused, Sabe ran away from the tree. What he didn't know was that he was running in the wrong direction.

A couple of minutes flew by and Sabretooth didn't know where the heck he was. He decided to rest for a minute. Maybe one of the eggs he had brought with him was good enough to eat... Reaching into his pocket, Sabe pulled out all four eggs with his gigantic hand. He opened his mouth and... "AAAAAAH!!!!!" He almost dropped all of the eggs. To his surprise, there were four baby birds lying in his palm.

Now thoroughly confused, Sabe wondered where they had come from. He could have sworn he grabbed eggs... not baby birds! He growled his complaint and watched as all of the baby birds turned in his direction. He watched them for a second and cringed in disgust. He hoped he didn't just hear the word 'mommy'.