Yami no Matsuei is not mine. Fic just for fun no money involved. Matsushita-sensei owns them ALL! (all => all those drool-worthy characters).


Warning:

Fluff and sappy
Kurikara's Hisoka Shiki
Characters tend to be OOC
English is not my first language
I have difficulty in conveying my thoughts

Pairings:

Tsuzuki x Hisoka
Tatsumi x Watari
Terazuma + Wakaba


For EnmaCho's sake... tell him already!


Tsuzuki was jumping in joy from seizing all the sweets in the break room, with no one stealing them from him. Balancing all the sweets in his arms, he was going to sneak in his office so he could enjoy them in private. He went into a panic when he heard footsteps moving towards him. He didn't have anywhere to hide his beloved sweets. I'm doomed!

In a mere second Tsuzuki could already see who it was.

It's TATSUMI! GOODBYE MY LOVES! Tsuzuki mentally parted to the sweets at hand with tears breaming down his face.

Tsuzuki could only pray that Tatsumi wouldn't notice him if he stood very still in the hallway. As Tatsumi came closer, Tsuzuki finally noticed that... WATARI!? Tatsumi was carrying an unconscious Watari in his arms. Without a second thought, Tsuzuki dropped all the sweets on the floor and rushed to Tatsumi's side.

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Carrying Watari in his arms felt right and surreal. Tatsumi was euphoric. He wished for the moment to not end.

"Tatsumi, what happened?"

Go away Tsuzuki! G-O-A-W-A-Y! Tatsumi mentally scolded Tsuzuki as if Tsuzuki is a telepath.

Tatsumi kept on walking, ignoring Tsuzuki beside him.

"T-A-T-S-U-M-I!" Tsuzuki said two decibels higher.

Tatsumi rolled his eyes. "Quiet! You might wake him up!"

"Then don't ignore me!", Tsuzuki whined and started poking Tatsumi's shoulder. "w.h.a.t.h.a.p.p.e.n.e.d.t.o.h.i.m?" He asked again.

"Tsuzuki, isn't it obvious that Watari lost consciousness?" Tatsumi said flatly still not glancing at Tsuzuki, he sounded like Tsuzuki just asked a very stupid question and deserves a stupid answer.

"*sweatdrop* ah.. ha.. ha.. That's not what I meant. I mean what happened to him to cause him to faint?"

Tatsumi stood still. A faint blush grazed his cheeks. He was not expecting to meet anyone on their way to the infirmary, much more to answer that particular question. How could he explain that he was the reason Watari fainted without implying that he did something unthinkable to Watari, which he didn't or may be he did?

Noticing the blush on Tatsumi's cheeks, Tsuzuki immediately came into a conclusion.

Tsuzuki's mouth mimicked a gold fish before he beamed at Tatsumi. He patted Tatsumi on the back.

"Tatsumi, I didn't know you could be that agressive. Don't take his fainting negatively, you probably came too hard on him." He said grinning widely with that glint in his eyes.

Tatsumi turned a brilliant shade of red. Unable to think of anything in his defense, he hurriedly continued his way to the infirmary in an effort to leave Tsuzuki behind.

But Tsuzuki immediately caught up with him.

"You don't need to come with us. I could take care of Watari myself." Tatsumi said without even trying to hide the irritation in his voice.

Tsuzuki shrugged him off with a grin. "But I don't trust you with Watari! You might do something n-a-u-g-h-t-y to him while he is s-l-e-e-p-i-n-g!" He said stressing naughty and sleeping.

Tsuzuki didn't thought it possible for Tatsumi's color to deepen, but it did.

"Idiot" Tatsumi mumbled incoherently making Tsuzuki chuckle.

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Tatsumi laid Watari on one of the beds. Tsuzuki was still hanging around, making Tatsumi feel very uncomfortable. Later, Tsuzuki said he was going out for a few minutes because he needs to do something important. (Author: the 'something important' pertains to the sweet he dropped to the floor)

As soon as Tsuzuki left, Tatsumi pulled a chair beside the bed Watari was lying on. Taking Watari's hands in his, Tatsumi wished that he would wake up soon.

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Stirring up from his sleep, Watari slowly fluttered his eyes.

Where am I? Watari was still very much disoriented. He tried focusing his vision. Soft? eh? I'm lying down on a bed. It means I'm in the infirmary. But, what am I doing here?

Watari tried bringing his right hand to his face, but something was firmly holding it, rather, someone was firmly holding it. His brain was still incapable of processing anything.

"Watari? Feeling better?" Someone asked with concern.

That voice... so familiar. Wataris eyes turned into saucers as he realized who was the owner of that voice. OH MY GOD! Watari roused from his thoughts when he felt something soft being planted at the back of his hand.

Watari went from pale to red as it registered to him why and how he ended up in the infirmary. I think I'm going to die a second time from embarassment.

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Tsuzuki was really happy that he found his beloveds exactly where he left them, not a single piece lost. He was a chibi genki inu as he came rushing back to the infirmary.

"Tatsumi! Ho...w's...Wa...ta...ri...?" He stopped when he saw how sweet the two were, Tatsumi kissing Watari's hand with Watari as red as hell. WAIII! KAWAII!!! Ooh~ I should have knocked or may be I shouldn't have come back.

An even more awkward silence fell between the two and Tsuzuki, proving how slow he could be at times, failed to notice it. Tatsumi wanted to shout to Tsuzuki to leave while Watari wanted to beg Tsuzuki to stay. Before either of the two could say anything Tsuzuki had already made his mind.

"Watari, You must be hungry. Would you like to have something to eat? I'm going to get you something." Tsuzuki said as he bounded for the door. "And you. Don't do anything. . . hent. . . umm. . . . weird." He warned Tatsumi as he closed the door.

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Why that idiot! That's it! I'm going to dock his pay. That is if there's enough money worth deducting from his salary.

"anou... Tatsumi... you are not thinking of cutting his pay, are you?" Just like Watari to read his mind.

"Yes, I am." Looking back at Watari. "Am I that transparent?"

"Yes, when it comes to money." That earned him a frown from Tatsumi. "I... I... I didn't mean to make it sound like your a scrooge it's just that most often you are... you are..."

"stingy."

"EXACTLY!" Realizing what he just said. "NOOOO~ That's not what I was trying to say." Watari saw that Tatsumi was trying hard to hold his laughter. "Fine. Go laugh at me." He said scowling at Tatsumi.

Reverting back to his serious self. "You didn't have to exert the effort to make it sound better."

"I WAS NOT TRYING TO MAKE IT SOUND..." Watari shouted in his defense. He wanted so much to glare at Tatsumi, but once he saw the longing in Tatsumi's eyes he almost turned into a puddle. I'm not going to melt! He bowed his head in an attempt to hide his blush through his bangs.

"Are you trying to cheat on Tsuzuki with me?" Watari regretted the moment he finished his question.

"What do you mean?"

"Come on Tatsumi. You and Tsuzuki are obviously together..."

"What gave you the idea?"

"The two of you were... then later you told me that you..." He said, still not looking back at Tatsumi.

Watari, avoiding mentioning what exactly happened, didn't escape Tatsumi. "I thought you were keen."

Finally gaining Watari's full attention. "What's that supposed to mean?"

"How can I cheat on someone I'm not with, hn?"

"eh? You mean my observation was wrong?"

"Apparently. I also thought that you were the logical type. It never occurred to me that you could be very emotional at times."

Watari is now seeing red. Steam was rising from his head. "Are you insulting me?"

"No." Tatsumi still sounded so casual. "I don't think there's anything wrong with trying to know better someone you are interested with, is there?"

"Then why do you sound sarcastic?"

"When did I never."

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Tsuzuki wanted to check up on them. He actually brought an apple pie for Watari, he was really willing to share, just this once.

Tsuzuki heard laughter coming inside. It sounds like they finally made up. "EI! How... r... u... guys... do... ing?" Tsuzuki stammered at the position of the two.

They were wrestling on the floor with Watari on top of Tatsumi.

"I thought Tatsumi was the seme." Tsuzuki said while making a perfect imitation of a goldfish.

Tatsumi propped his elbow to raise his self. "Tsuzuki it's not what you..."

"hmm... Don't worry Tatsumi. No one will know that you're the uke."

The two were now a splendid shade of crimson.

"I'm going now. You continue, okay. I'll make sure no one bothers you." Tsuzuki held out a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign.

"Ja!" He said grinning at the two.


Tatsumi-Watari Case: CLOSED!

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Comments? Violent Reactions? Would be highly appreciated.

I haven't read any of the reviews yet. Sorry for extending this fic. Anyway, one more to go. Ja!