SG-1 Part one by The Insanities
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Note: Yo, Mithborien here, just a few notes. This, like, follows nothing of the Stargate SG-1 storyline and here in Australia we haven't seen the end of the sixth season, stupid TV programming people, so anything that happens here probably won't make sense with what happened on the series. Well, it won't make sense anyway but you know what I mean. And cause Jynethe is being lazy, [side note to Jynethe: sorry, honey] and hasn't written anymore of her story I'm just gonna put this up even though it's out of chronological order, just so you know. Oooh, lightbulb moment, tell ya what, we'll put up a list of the stories in chronological order in our bio so you know which order to read them in, if anyone out there is reading them. SG-1 was written by me, Mithborien, by the way.
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The bad idea (now, that is a bad omen)
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"What are you doing?"
Mithborien sat up when she heard the insinuation in the voice, consequently banging her head on the control panel she was working under.
"Ow!" she said with a growl. She glared at Darth Sus who was standing in the hallway. "Don't do that."
"Sorry," Darth Sus replied, throwing one of those insulted sighs over her shoulder. "Again, what are you doing?"
Mithborien stood and took another tool from the table then ducked under the hexagonal time device again. "I'm trying to figure out this navigation system."
"By switching the wires around."
"No, by seeing which wire does what."
"You're going to mess it up."
"Hey! Do you wanna try this?"
Darth Sus held up her hands in mock defeat, earning herself another glare.
"Do me a favour and go get Jynethe," Mithborien said as she stood up again. "I'm gonna need both your help for this."
"That doesn't sound good."
"Just go," Mithborien said exasperated.
"Well, fine then," Darth Sus said as she strolled out of command in search of Jynethe, a string of insulted sighs trailing along behind her.
A couple of hours later she returned with Jynethe and said brightly, "Found her."
Mithborien woke with a start from the command chair. "Wozzat?" she said groggily.
Darth Sus tapped her on the shoulder, hard, then grinned. "You said to go find Jynethe and I did."
Mithborien looked at her watch. "That was three hours ago. Where have you been?" she fumed.
"The Tardis is huge, it took me a while," Darth said defensively. "And, I mean, you never said to find her straight away-HEY!" Darth Sus shrieked as she darted away from Mithborien's fist.
"I am going to kill her one day," Mithborien muttered under her breath. "I liked Finarfëwen better." She got up and stretched. "Okay, here's what I wanted you for."
She told them….
It took a while for them to understand….
*~*Later on*~*
Jynethe tapped a couple of keys on the control panel, then looked up. "Anything?" she asked. Darth Sus shook her head in reply.
"Damn." Mithborien slammed her hand down on the table. "It should've worked. I connected the two copper cables to the tertiary crystalline data spheres which are controlled by the energy transfer regulators."
"Ahh," Jynethe said as she threw a confused look at Darth. "You lost me after two."
"Ya lost me after damn," Darth Sus confessed. "What the hell does that mean?"
"It means it should work." Mithborien punctuating her words by slamming her fist down on the control panel she was working on. Almost immediately the lights on the panel flickered and the navigation system popped up on the main view screen while the crystal pump moved up and down.
"Ha," Mithborien smirked. "Dr. Who eat your heart out." She sat down in the Captain's chair and began manipulating the controls. "Okay, I think I got the hang of this now. Where do you want to go?"
The Mission Impossible theme suddenly burst into noise.
"Uh, what Darth Sus said before, what the hell?" Jynethe asked, a look on her face that plainly said riiiiight.
Mithborien tapped a couple of keys and abruptly the music stopped. A faint "Oi!" could be heard somewhere and Mithborien smirked.
"What did you do?" Darth Sus asked suspiciously.
"Nothing," Mithborien said with a grin. "It was just Phil adding to the moment. He's working out the kinks in the sound system and well, he can get carried away."
Darth Sus's brow furrowed for a moment before she asked, "So, he can just get any theme from the movies and… you know." She waved her hand. "Play it whenever."
"Yeah, something like that," Mithborien said dismissively and turned away.
"You know what she wants, don't you?" Jynethe said with a smile.
"Huh."
"Look at her."
Mithborien turned to see Darth Sus bouncing up and down on the balls of her feet, manic grin on her face and eyes alight with glee. "Please, please, please, please, please…."
*~*Later on again*~*
"Please, please, please, please, please…."
"NO!" Mithborien finally shouted loud enough. "Phil is not getting the Darth Vader march for you."
"But, but, but, but, but…"
"If you take his march, then what's he going to have to march to," Jynethe pointed out reasonably.
PAUSE STORY
(The girl known as Mithborien paused and looked at the word she had typed on the computer screen. Reasonably? she thought. Reasonably? When are we ever reasonable? She paused for a bit then smiled and started typing again.)
RESUME STORY
"If you take his march, then what's he going to have to march to," Jynethe pointed out reasonably while spinning round on the spot.
PAUSE STORY
(That's better.)
RESUME STORY
"But…"
"No, and that's final," Mithborien stated, stamping her foot.
Darth Sus turned away with a pout and stomped off to a corner.
"Okay, ignore her," Jynethe said as she looked at the view screen where the depiction of planet was shown with the analysis beside it. "What's this?"
"Well I was thinking during Darth Sus's little tantrum and I came up with this," Mithborien said, pointedly ignoring the plotting whispers of Darth Sus in the corner.
"Little? We'll show them little."
"Yesss, we'll show them a little they'll never forget."
"Yesss…"
"Anyway," Mithborien continued. "This is P3X-666."
"P3X? That means its part of the stargate system," Jynethe remarked.
"Yep. And according to initial scans it has actually has two stargate's on the surface…" Mithborien trailed of suspiciously
"You're not thinking of…"
Mithborien shook her head and immediately looked away into a non-descript corner as suspicious music started playing softly. "No, of course not. But considering the shape we were in when we crashed before and Anakin's pod racer crashed into us…"
Darth Sus piped up loudly from her corner as the suspicious music got louder. "Which was your fault, might I add."
"No, you may not," Mithborien snapped back. "Anyway, there's an abandoned Goa'uld base on P3X-666." She pressed a button and a Goa'uld base flickered up on screen.
Dun, Dun.
Mithborien ignored the music, which was now loud enough for all to hear and kept talking. "And I'm thinking, maybe there'll be some abandoned technology there as well, that we can scrounge for the Tardis."
"From the base?" Jynethe inquired. Mithborien nodded.
Dun, dun, dun.
Jynethe looked around for the source of the music then turned back to Mithborien. "Who did the base belong to?" she asked.
Dun, dun, dun, DE DUN!
"Phil!" Mithborien screeched and the music faltered. "The base used to belong to… Anubis… but it's abandoned now." She quickly added the last bit as Darth Sus started from the corner. "AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!" she screamed as the suspicious music startled to a stop abruptly.
"Are you insane?" Darth demanded of Mithborien.
"No more than you," she quickly shot back.
"Guys," Jynethe interjected. "This isn't working."
Mithborien and Darth Sus promptly ignored her and started arguing.
"What's not working is your head," Darth Sus said.
"Oh, shut up. I know what I'm doing," Mithborien replied.
"No you don't. You're going to Anubis's base. ON PURPOSE!"
"ABANDONED base, okay. Abandoned."
"HEY," Jynethe shouted as she slammed her hand down on the table.
A whoosh resounded and the trio experienced the unsettling feeling of zero gravity and having the breath drained out of you before the ship settled from the space jump.
"Uh oh," Jynethe said slowly. "Did I just do what I think I did, coz I didn't mean to, so you can't blame me for anything I did."
"You, uh, just took us to P3X-666 by pressing that button… right there," Mithborien said hesitantly as she pointed to the button under Jynethe's fist. Jynethe pulled her hand back guiltily and stepped back from the controls.
"Well, now that we're here," Mithborien said quickly and nodded her head towards the door.
"Are you crazy?" Darth Sus asked.
"Yes, and now that we've established that fact, let's go."
Jynethe shrugged her shoulders and followed Mithborien out of the room. Darth Sus stood sulking before a glint came over her eyes. "Goa'uld, she says," she whispered to herself. "Ribbon device. Yessss, preeeciousss." She stopped at looked at you. "Don't look at me like that," she said before walking out of the control room.
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Uh yeah, Darth Sus has a slight Gollum complex, it should clear up in a few weeks. Although, Return of the King is coming out this year. Oh no…
