Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any songs mentioned in this story. I also don't own the Nintendo 64, Gamecube or any related games or any words from Sonic Underground. Saidi Mishimori is mine. I also don't own any movies mentioned in this story.

*thoughts*
^Yami talking to Yugi^
^^Yugi talking to Yami^^
**Bakura talking to Yami Bakura**
^*Yami Bakura talking to Bakura*^
(Explanations)
)(Joey talking to Yami Joey)(
()Yami Joey talking to Joey()
~ Bitto (Bakura's AI) ~
*~ Kaiba's computer ~*

Well, Yami Bakura DID have a fit about the mix-up. Unless you call Weevil hidding in Yugi's closet nothing. Yami Bakura swore that if Weevil set foot out of Yugi's room, he'd send him directly to the Shadow Realm. Well, they did eventually get Weevil out after they had both sign a form, one stating that Yami Bakura isn't to harm anyone, and one stating that Weevil isn't to ever touch any Millennium Items. No bets that Yami Bakura didn't hold up his end of the deal.

Two weeks later......,

" Yami Bakura!!!"
The yell resonated through the halls. Yami Bakura raced down the third level hall. Joey was right behind him.
" Get back here you... you.... Argh!" Joey yelled.
Yami Bakura had ran off with Joey's deck. He grabbed the railing of the staircase and jumped onto it. He slid down it and raced down the second level hallway. Tea stuck her head out of one door.
" What's going on?" She yelled.
" Not now! Gotta run!" Yami Bakura yelled and ran past her. Joey fallowed yelling and screaming death threats.

Yami Bakura found the east staircase and ran down it. he raced over and yanked the patio door open. He ran over to the railing. he looked over.
" Great! Not only am i being chased by someone, i can't escape. Maybe one of his cards could help...," Yami Bakura began to search his deck. * Need something the can fly, need something that can fly...* He picked out a card and smiled. *This card can help...*
Joey ran through the open doors. " Okay. I want my deck!"
" You WANT it?" Yami Bakura asked.
" Ya I want it!" Joey yelled.
" Okay then," Yami Bakura tossed him his deck. Joey searched it. " Hey! One of my cards is missing!"
" Of course it is...," Yami Bakura sneered. He held the card in the air above his head. " Come alive..... Red Eyes Black Dragon!"

What happened next, even Yami Bakura didn't understand. Of course, the Red Eyes did come to life. Thankfully, the patio withstood the dragon's weight. Joey freaked and everyone below pointed at it.
" Oh no," Bakura moaned. " Not again!"
" What's gonna happen?" Yugi asked.
" A very bloody mess," Yami replied.

Joey backed off slightly. The dragon's massive size and equally massive jaws towered above Joey.
" You know, i guess I'm really regretting that argument," Joey said as he backed towards the closed doors. He pulled at the handle.
" Great, its locked." he looked at the dragon. " I don't believe that my own Red Eyes is gonna eat me."
The dragon's head moved over to Joey. it sniffed him for a second and then......

Yami Bakura store in disbelief. Yugi, Yami and the others store in amazement. Bakura just passed out.
The Dragon, a huge Red Eyes Black Dragon, opened its mouth and licked Joey like the common dog.
" You stupid dragon!" Yami Bakura yelled. " You're supposed to eat him!"
The dragon turned around. Yami Bakura freaked.
" Red Eyes! Return!" The dragon vanished back into the card. Yami Bakura looked at Joey, who was covered head to toe in dragon saliva.
" I'm taking a shower," Joey said. He opened the doors and walked off to the bathroom on the second floor. Kaiba walked up the stairs as Joey walked by.
" What happened to him?" He asked as Yami Bakura walked over.
" His dragon acts like the common dog," Yami Bakura replied.
" That sucks," Kaiba sighed.
" Ya. I wanted it to eat him," Yami Bakura said.
" Whatever. where are the others?"
" Out back," Yami Bakura walked off.

Kaiba walked on the patio. he looked at the others.
Tristan had dragged Bakura out of the pool and was trying to wake him up. Yugi was talking to Yami and Mai was back to sun tanning under special lights.
" Hey!"
Everyone looked up at Kaiba.
" There's a message for you on the computer!" Kaiba yelled.
" A message?" Yugi said puzzled. It couldn't be his grandpa back in Domino City. Could it?
" What kind of message?" Yugi asked.
" One for anyone with a millennium item!" Kaiba replied.
" So it isn't my Grandpa," Yugi said to himself. Bakura sat straight up.
" Hey Yugi. What happened?"
" Joey's dragon acted like the common dog and then Kaiba said you and Yugi have some message," Yami Bakura said. he had walked over to help Tristan wake Bakura up.
" Me, have a message?" Bakura said.
" Well the man said it was for anyone with a Millennium Item," Tristan replied.
" Weird," Bakura mummbled.

After they had got dressed, they fallowed Kaiba to his computer database in the basement. he pressed a few buttons. A digital message appeared. The person on the screen had long, straight blond hair, two gold earrings and a white shirt with two gold chains.
" It this thing working? Oh ya it is. Hello Yugi Motou and Bakura Ryou. I am inviting you to a celebration being held in Cairo, Egypt. I hope you can attend but i need your response by video mail. I think you can find one. Well i have to go. Bye!"
The image vanished. Kaiba looked at Yugi and Bakura.
" Have any idea who this is?" Kaiba asked.
" Malik Ishtar," Bakura said. " We met him a few months ago."
" Ya i remember that," Yugi said. " Your dad was the host for an Egyptian exhibit for the Domino City Museum."
" Ya i know what you're talking about," Joey said. " Mr. Ryou mentioned that two Egyptians where there watching over the exhibits."
" Ya, Malik and his older sister Isis," Tea mentioned.
" Ya and then we got in that huge battle," Bakura said, " and my yami came back at that time."
Yami Bakura smacked Bakura in the back of the head. " I came back during the tournament!"
" Ya you back stabbing creep!" Tristan yelled.
" If you had cooperated, i wouldn't have been so harsh you know," Yami Bakura sighed and shook his head.
" Doesn't Malik have an item?" Tea asked.
" Ya, the Millennium Rod," Bakura replied.
" And Isis has the Tank," Yugi said.
" So let's reply already," Rex said, watching Kaiba and Mokuba set up a digital video camera.
" Yugi," Mokuba said, "we need you to stand in front of this and say that you can come!"
" As soon as i get the flight ready," Kaiba finished.

Yugi stood in front of the camera.
" We agree to come. we need you to send the time and date we need to be there," Yugi said.
" It's about time!"
Everyone looked at the screen. Malik appeared on the screen laughing.
" I was waiting for you to learn," He said, " that what you saw wasn't a prerecorded message."
" it wasn't?" Weevil was surprised.
" No it was me, thanks to Bakura for re-wiring the computer for me to do this!"
Yami Bakura grabbed Kaiba's jacket to keep him away from Bakura, who had a unnoticeable smirk.
" Ya, I did re-wire the computer with an erasable program," Bakura smiled.
" What program?" Kaiba asked through clenched teeth.
" Just a video link program from my computer," Bakura sighed. " I use it all the time."
" So you and Malik planned this?" Yugi asked.
Bakura and Yami Bakura shrugged. " Ya."
" So you need the time huh?" Malik asked.
" Yes," Kaiba replied. Yami Bakura let him go. Bakura backed behind his yami.
" Let's see," Malik looked through a date book. " Can you be here next Wednesday? the festival isn't until Monday but you need to be here in advance. you can leave anytime after that."
" Ya we can be there," Mokuba chirped.
" Mokuba," Kaiba said. " not now. we have to think about this."
" I'll give you 10 minutes," Malik sighed. " use em well."
The picture vanished.
" Great! only ten minutes," Kaiba mummbled. " he expects us to know in ten minutes!"
" Kaiba, shut up." Yami Bakura glared at Kaiba, imidiatly shuting him up. " We are going and that's final. anyone that disagrees, is in the Shadow Realm."
Joey freaked. " The Shadow Realm?!"
Yami Bakura nodded. everyone but Bakura, Yugi and Yami.
" Yami Bakura, you're not sending everyone to the Shadow realm if they disagree." Yami said.
" You're taking the fun out of it," Yami Bakura complained.
" 6 minutes left," Bakura said. He remembered something. " hey guys! My dad's going out the same way. if we go, we can take him along."
Kaiba sighed. " Okay, we can go."
" I've been waiting to here that!"
Malik reappeared.
" You heard everything again didn't you?" Mai asked.
" No i just had a hunch you had decided," Malik replied. Everyone looked at Bakura.
" We had a bet on how long it would take to convince Kaiba," Bakura confessed.
" We knew Yami Bakura would threaten everyone and Yami would disagree," Malik explained. " And Bakura knew about his father going out there so we guessed about 4 minutes."
" You backstabbing little...!"
Yami Bakura grabbed Kaiba's jacket again.
" So I'll see you guys at the airport in Egypt. Bye!"
Malik vanished from the screen. Bakura sighed.
" What's up Bakura?' Tristan asked.
" My dad has no idea Yami Bakura exists," Bakura sighed.
" Why haven't you tolded him?" Yugi asked.
" Yugi's grandpa knows i exist," Yami added.
" Well i just can't...." Bakura stuttered.
" He can't just say that a 5000 year old Egyptian is beating the living daylights out of him every day!" Yami Bakura finished.
" he has a point," Tea said.
" Well you need to tell him," Yami said. " There's no use going on and making up excuses for your bruises, cuts, and broken bones."
" I'll think about it," Bakura said as he walked out of the room to go and phone his dad.

Bakura sat in the study again. It was almost like the only place, to him, where his Yami couldn't bother him. His laptop turned on and Bitto reappeared.
~Bakura, you have a video link.~
" Oh, thanks Bitto," Bakura replied.
Bitto vanished and a screen showed up. the person had blue hair and square glasses. he smiled.
" Bakura. how long has it been?"
" A few months," Bakura replied. " You were off..."
" In Mexico, studying the Aztecs," He finished.
" Ya."
" So how are you?" The man asked.
" Fine i guess," Bakura replied.
" Something on your mind?" The man looked at Bakura if to ask, 'okay! what's the big secret?'
" You are heading back to Egypt on anouther dig right?" Bakura asked quickly.
" Yes. and still am," the man replied.
" I wanted to know if you could go with us," Bakura asked.
" with you? Since when are you going to Egypt?" The man asked.
" Since Malik invited us," Bakura said.
" Right. Malik. I forgot he was Egyptian," the man said leaning back in his seat.
" There's some festival for anyone who is a holder of a Millennium item," Bakura explained. " Kaiba's booking the flight and i wanted to know if you could go with us."
" Besides the fact that i was a little spooked by the fact you weren't at home when i arrived back, I'll guess i can," The man said.
" I left an note and emailed you," Bakura said. * I really shouldn't have left.*
" Yes, i got them," the man said. " Odd problem you and your friends got into."
" Ya very odd," Bakura sighed. " Thanks dad."
~ Hello?! I hate to break up this nice family reunion but I'm not being noticed again! ~
" Sorry Bitto," Bakura replied.
" Bitto. It's has been awhile since you were created. how are you?" Mr. Ryou asked.
~ Fine.~
" So I better go," Bakura said. " Bye dad."
" Wait! Before you go, where are you?" Mr. Ryou asked.
" In Kaiba's private mansion in the mountains. A helicopter can pick you up."
" Thank you. Talk to you some other time," Mr. Ryou signed off and the screen went blank.
" It's about time." The harsh voice cut through the silence. Bakura spin around.
" Oh it's just you," He sighed.
The figure walked out of the darkness.
" I hate waiting," he said harshly. Bakura got up and walked out of the room.
~ You better not hurt him again!~
" Bitto, shut up. you have no right to interfere," The figure said.
~ I have every right you freak!~
" Very smart computer girl. But i have tricks of my own," The figure leaned closer to the computer and held up a disk. " This disk has a very dangerous virus. Kaiba let me borrow it if you did comply."
~ Okay, okay. Just stop hurting Bakura!~
The figure sat down and began to type franticly.
" Look up Ancient Egyptian Texts," The figure asked.
The files appeared on the screen. The figure looked through all of them and stopped at one.
" The book of the dead," The figure said as he leaned back in the chair. " Ancient pharaohs and Millennium Items..."
Memories flashed before his eyes. He shook his head.
" Thanks." The figure placed the disk down on the desk and walked out. Bitto shut the computer down.

A few days later,

" My dad's going to be here in a few minutes!"
Bakura ran down the hall outside the patio. he slipped a little but regained his balance and ran up the west staircase.
" How long has Bakura been acting like this?" Joey asked.
" A few minutes," Kaiba replied. " Bakura's lost it."
" Well it must be a problem," Yugi said. " Bitto said that in the last conversation Bakura had with his father, Bakura never mentioned Yami Bakura."
" Looks like Bakura wants them to meet face to face," tea sighed.
" That can't be good," Tristan said. " It was a surprise to me, and it will be a surprise to him too."

The door opened. Everyone walked downstairs to greet the new guest. Bakura hadn't noticed the bell. Mr. Ryou walked in.
" Very big house," he muttered as he saw the small group. " Oh, hi. Is this the right house?"
" Well the kid said mansion, take a hint," Kaiba replied.
" Oh ya," Mr. Ryou continued to look around. Bakura ran down the stairs.
" Oh hi dad," He said.
" Bakura," he noticed Bakura's hopefully unnoticeable guilty look. " Something wrong isn't it? Your fish hasn't died again."
" It's not that dad," Bakura sighed. Yugi made everyone walk into the living room.
" Dad, there's something I've kinda neglected to tell you....."
" and that is?" Mr. Ryou asked.
" Fallow me," Bakura lead his father upstairs and onto the patio.

The warm humid air hit Mr. Ryou's face as he walked out onto the patio. It was virtually empty except for.........
Two people sat at one table. Both appeared to be dueling.
" This card face down....."
" You've done that for the whole game!"
One kid looked like Yugi but the other, stuck a resemblance to Bakura. Mr. Ryou walked over. Yami noticed him.
" You have company," Yami whispered.
" Bakura again?" He replied in a low voice.
" Nope someone else."
" Excuse me but can i..."
The figure turned around. Mr. Ryou found the person's eyes most interesting.
" And you want?" The figure asked.
" To know who you are," Mr. Ryou replied a little startled
" How to put this so that even your small mind can understand.... I'm a 5000 year old Egyptian tomb robber that got trapped in the Millennium ring for several millennia."
Mr. Ryou store at Yami Bakura. " Okay, that helps."
Bakura backed over to the door behind him. He reached for the handle. His yami noticed.
" And where do you think your going?"
Bakura panicked.
* If I run, he will fallow,* he thought. * Stay and my father learns the real reason about my bruises.*
Bakura yanked the door open and ran. Mr. Ryou was confused. Yami Bakura got up.
" That no good runt...," He walked over to the open door, when Mr. Ryou stopped him.
" Why is my son so afraid of you?" He demanded.
" Well explain later," Yami said, walking over and leading Yami Bakura and Mr. Ryou out of the patio area and into the living room.

They sat down on the couch. Yugi brought Bakura back down from his room. He sat as close to Yami as possible. Mr. Ryou stood up and walked over to Yami Bakura, who sat in a armchair.
" Okay. I know you are an Egyptian Tomb Robber that became trapped in the ring 5000 years ago," He said, " but you haven't tolled me your name."
" Yami Bakura," the tomb robber replied.
" Yami Bakura?" Mr. Ryou was confused.
" Yami means darkness," Yugi said.
" So loosely translated, Bakura's darkness," Kaiba added.
" Interesting," Mr. Ryou looked back at Yami Bakura. But before he could ask more questions, Bakura spoke up.
" And there's more," he sighed.
" More?" His father asked.
" You see, we spirits have had many owners or masters," Yami explained. " When we get a new one, it's like a master/slave thing. Yami Bakura has had the unfortunate of being the slave until Bakura came into possession of the ring."
" After that, it's was more like he was the master and i was the slave," Bakura sighed.
" And those bruises?" His father asked.
" I didn't get by accident. They were.... well.....," Bakura stuttered.
" I did it."
Mr. Ryou and Bakura looked at Yami Bakura. Everyone looked at him too.
" You heard me! I cause all those bruises. Every single one!" Yami Bakura said harshly. It had gotten everyone's attention.
" You... you just....," Bakura was stunned and confused at the same time.
" Ya, I just confessed," Yami Bakura said, staring into the abyss.
" So this explains everything," Mr. Ryou said. " what i don't believe is that Bakura said nothing about this."
" Well what was he supposed to do?" Mokuba asked. " Limp over to you and say, ' hey dad. this person that was living in my ring is beating the heck out of me. can you please stop him?!'"
" He has a point sir," Tea replied.
" Why don't you get rid of it?" Mr. Ryou asked Bakura.
" We've tried," Tristan shook his head. " It just comes right back." Tristan zoned out, remebering when he tried to rid Bakura of it.
Yami Bakura stood up. " Well nice to meet you but I'm going into my soul room. You," he pointed at Bakura, " tell me when we are leaving."
He vanished back into the ring, leaving Mr. Ryou speechless. Joey broke the silence.
" Pizza anyone?"
Everyone store at Joey. Kaiba was the next to break the silence.
" Look, we don't leave until tomorrow morning and we don't arrive in Egypt until the afternoon tomorrow. Mr. Ryou, we have a room on the third level you can use. Bakura's room is on the second level."
" Ya it's the only room in the house that has a sign on the door that says ' Knock, and wait. If you hear nothing, I'm in trouble,'" Rex laughed.
" No it doesn't," Bakura replied. " It says ' Enter at your own risk.'"
" Ya," Weevil said. " Yami Bakura's the risk." Mai hit Weevil in the head for that comment.
" Let's just turn in," Joey yawned.
" Ya. it takes forever to wake Joey up," Tristan sighed.
" Not if your my Yami," Bakura said. " he has a fast way of getting you up."
" I'd hate to see that," Mai said.
" You would hate to be the sleeping person," Bakura said.
They walked upstairs and said goodnight. Bakura lied in his bed, staring at the ceiling. His Yami's voice hissed in his ear.
" Your father isn't that bad," The voice faded away. Bakura rolled over and fell asleep.

The next morning was full of buzz and excitement. Bags and backpacks lined the front hall. Everyone raced around trying to pack as much as possible into the short time they had. Yugi raced into the kitchen, Weevil raced across the hallways, the girls grabbed the third level bathroom and didn't allow anyone in, until Yami Bakura threatened to send them to the Shadow Realm. Mai opened the door and sprayed him with perfume. Bakura discovered how to get into the computer room and was making plans for Malik to meet them at the airport in Cairo. And Kaiba, well, he was just sitting back and watching.
The front door opened and Saidi walked in.
" Hello? Kaiba? Yugi? Joey? Bakura?"
Kaiba walked out to notice her. Everyone stopped what they where doing to watch Kaiba try to get rid of Saidi.
Kaiba walked over to her and pushed her back towards the doors.
" Thank you for stopping by. I'll tell Bakura you said hi. Now get the heck off my property before i get my guards," He said.
Saidi grabbed the frame of the door and got out of Kaiba's grip.
" How about, thank you for stopping by. Let yourself in?" Saidi replied.
Kaiba sighed loudly and shook his head. Saidi smiled. Bakura noticed that his yami had shown up to watch her.
" Not her again," He complained.
" Just stay out of sight," Bakura said. " If she can't see you, she won't notice you exist."
Saidi quickly remembered something. " Oh, i forgot. i brought someone with me."
A girl walked in. She had long light brown hair and brown eyes. Joey was shocked.
" Serenity?"
She looked at him. " Joey?"
" You two know each other?" Saidi asked.
" He's my brother," Serenity replied. " You never mentioned you knew him."
" It never came up," Saidi said.
" A whistle cut through the silence that fallowed. Everyone's attention fell on Yami Bakura. Saidi looked at him.
" Bakura, you have a twin brother and didn't tell me?"
Bakura couldn't even answer. Saidi ran up the stairs, over to Yami Bakura and got a good look. Yami Bakura freaked.
^*Get her off of me!*^
**You shouldn't have done that.**
^*Like you can tell me what i can and cannot do.*^
**You were fine until you whistled at Serenity. Then she and Serenity noticed you.**
^*You and her are dead later runt!*^
**I know....**
" So Bakura, are you going to introduce your brother to me?" Saidi asked.
" Oh, um, his name is Yami Bakura and he's been in Cairo for a few years studying there," Bakura quickly made up the location. The name was true though.
" Yami Bakura?" Saidi was confused.
" His real name is Yami, but because Yugi's brother is also named Yami, we gave him the nickname Yami Bakura."
" Oh, okay," Saidi replied.
**That will keep her in the dark until we really tell her who you are.**
^*That's good. Except for the later-tell-the-ditz-your-a-5000-year-old-egyptain-tomb-robber part.*^
**Well you can't go on being my twin brother.**
^*True...*^
Serenity walked over to Joey.
" So where are you going?" She asked.
" Cairo," replied Joey.
" Cairo? As in Cairo, Egypt?"
" Um... Ya."
" Why are you going to Cairo?" Serenity asked.
" Long story," Joey replied.
Kaiba looked at his watch.
" Listen up! We have 20 minutes. Do what ever you want now cause we are leaving in 20 minutes," Kaiba noticed Yami Bakura glaring at Bakura and smiling. " Yami Bakura gets those god-awful thoughts out of your head!"
" Okay, whatever you say," Yami Bakura walked off and scribbled something on a pad of paper.

In 20 minutes, everyone walked out the front door with their stuff. The helicopter Yugi, Joey and Bakura used to get here sat at a launch base a few miles away from the path. Unfortunately, to get there, they had to walk through the snow. Yami refused to go back into the frozen fluff, Yami Bakura smiled.
" You are such a coward."
Yami Bakura took a step into the snow and then pulled it back out.
" What wrong with you?" Yami asked.
" Nothing," Yami Bakura replied.
Bakura looked at him and then walked into the snow. he stopped and turned around.
" Are you coming or what?" Bakura asked his Yami.
His yami sighed and walked into the snow, cursing all the way to the helicopter. Yami fallowed doing the same thing. Once everyone was aboard, the helicopter took off.

It took almost an hour to reach the Domino City International Airport. The large group walked into the large building.
" So what are we doing here?" Yami asked.
" Getting on the plane to Cairo," Yugi replied.
" Well you need something first," Bakura said. " You need a passport to get there."
" And just how do you get that?" Mokuba asked.
Kaiba held out a bunch of passports.
" Already have them," he said.
The group look at the passports. They had the person's picture and information about them: hair color, eye color, skin tone, age, date of birth (Yami and Yami Bakura used their hikari's birthdates) etc......
They walked over to a gate. Kaiba already had their tickets. They walked into a room with some sort of machine and a few security guards. Everyone placed their backpacks on the conveyer belt (since their bags are begin loaded on the plane) and walked through a metal detector. Yugi, Yami, Bakura, and Yami Bakura had trouble due to the fact their items kept setting the detector off. They eventually got through and sat in the waiting area.
" Cairo here we come," Yami smiled.
" I'd rather be going to Hawaii," Mai mummbled.
" I'm not paying thousands to take you bunch of idiots to Hawaii," Kaiba said.
" We know," Mai muttered something unaudiable and went back to staring at people.
Yami Bakura watched some business people walk out of a long hallway behind a gate.
" What are they doing?"
Bakura looked at him. " They are business men. they travel all over the world doing business with other countries."
" Like where?"
" Well, let's see. America, Canada, France, England, Russia, the list goes on," Bakura replied. Kaiba remembered something at that moment. He took a package out of his backpack.
" Hey Bakura!"
" What?" Bakura asked.
" I forgot this package came for you," Kaiba handed Bakura the package.
" What is it?" Tea asked.
" I don't know. Why are you asking me?" Kaiba asked Tea.
" I wasn't asking you i was asking Bakura!" She snapped.
Bakura opened the box. a note was inside. he picked it up and read it aloud.

Dear Bakura Ryou,

You have been chosen to write report on one of many ancient civilizations. Your previous report shows you know lots about the ancient civilization you wrote about.
We would like to see if you could write a 3-page essay about the culture you wrote about. This essay is to be handed in at your school before the school year ends.
Included in this package is a textbook you are to use to write the essay. The book is yours to keep after the essay is finished.
Good Luck.

"No name," Tea said. " Wonder who sent it?"
" The school board," Bakura replied. " I sent an essay in and they must have liked it."
" About what?"
" Take a guess." Bakura smiled.
" Egypt," Yami Bakura was blunt in his response.
" How'd you know?" Bakura was surprised.
" What else do you write about?"
" True," Bakura replied.
Bakura dug through some packing stuff to find a book. The book was decorated in hieroglyphs and, proving that Yami Bakura was correct, had a title reading Ancient Egypt. Bakura skipped through some pages until the announcement for their plane was heard.
-Flight 369 to Cairo Egypt now boarding-
They looked up. The Yamis searched franticly for where the voice had come from. Yami Bakura freaked and thought that the gods were talking to them. Kaiba looked at them and shook his head.
" It was an intercom you morons!"
Both Yamis glared at him. The other watched until Kaiba got up, bag in hand and walked over to the gate. The others watched him, grabbed their bags and fallowed.

Kaiba and the group walked over to the gate and looked at the lady. She quickly noticed them.
" You must be the group I was tolled about. Down the hall and fallow the signs that say gate 6."
" Thanks," Yugi smiled. They walked down the hall.

" Where are we going now?!"
" Yami Bakura.."
" Don't you 'Yami Bakura' me runt!"
The sounds of the argument where heard through the hallway. Bakura was having no luck in telling Yami Bakura what they were doing. They were approaching a open door. Only it wasn't any ordinary door. This door was round like an oval, was thick and was slightly curved. Yami store at it.
" And this is?" he asked.
" The door to get into the plane," Tea answered.
Kaiba, who what been leading them the whole way, walked in first and showed the tickets to the fight attendant. The rest soon fallowed.

First class was much different from the normal class. There was a TV screen for in-flight movies, the chairs where soft and, like with most jumbo jets, headsets. Yami sat near the window of the first row, Yugi was next to him in the center and Tea sat on the aisle. Across from them sat Joey near the window, Tristan next to him in the center and much to some horror, Mai. Behind them, was Yami Bakura near the window and Bakura, sitting not in the center but on the aisle set. It was almost like he needed to make a fast escape if anything when wrong. Across the aisle was Mokuba near the window, Kaiba in the center and Serenity near the aisle.. Finally, behind them was Weevil near the window and Rex in the center. In the row behind them, sat Bakura's father near the window and Saidi near the aisle.

Yami Bakura store at the dials on the ceiling.
" What's this?"
" An air blower," Bakura replied.
Yami Bakura turned one of the air blowers to face the back of Joey's head. He turned it until air came out of it. He smiled as Joey turned around at turned it off.
" That wasn't funny!"
" Really? I thought it was quite humorous," Yami Bakura replied, smiling.
Joey glared at him and then turned around and sat in his seat. A tall girl with short brown hair and hazel eyes walked the aisle checking to see if the overhead compartments where closed. She then stood at the front of the cabin facing the group.
" Ladies and Gentlemen," She began until Joey interrupted her.
" I don't see any." Most of the group started laughing. Mai was insulted and whacked Joey in the head.
" Like I was saying, Ladies and Gentlemen, this fight as you know heads to Cairo. For the trip you are allowed to walk around the plane. We ask you don't do this until the seatbelt sign is turned off. If a problem is to occur were there is a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will fall from the top compartment," she pointed them out, " place the mask so it covers your mouth and nose and pull the pin to start the flow of oxygen. Do not remove this until the captain says you can."
" That sucks," Yami Bakura whispered to himself. " I answer to nobody." Bakura nudged him slightly in the ribs.
" There are four emergency exits incase of a crash landing. Two in the front and two in the back near the entrance to the main cabin. In the pocket in front of you is a brochure that explains all the emergency procedures. In case of a fire the aisle will light up. After the seatbelt sign is turned off, you are allowed to move into the main cabin due to the fact there are many open seats. So sit back and relax. We will be taking off shortly."
The fight attendant turned on her heel and walked out of sight. Bakura opened his bag, which like the others, had been placed under the seat ahead of him, and took out a pack of something. He took a piece of what appeared to be gum and placed it in his mouth. His yami noticed.
" What is that?" He asked harshly.
" Gum, why?"
" If it has sugar don't give him any," Joey said.
" It's sugar free. I know what Yamis are like on sugar and it isn't a good thing," Bakura said giving his yami the package.
" Pass it over here!" Mokuba yelled. Yami Bakura took a piece and passed it over to him. It was passed around to everyone until the plane began to move.
" Everyone is buckled up right?" Kaiba asked.
Yami looked at the belt. Yugi quickly did it up and explained how to undo to belt. Yami Bakura obviously figured out how to do the belt up himself.

Take off is something Yamis should avoid. Both completely freaked when the ground became smaller. It took a while until the plane leveled out and the seatbelt sign went out.
" Hey Yugi," Yami said.
" What Yami?"
" A light went out. Is that a good or bad thing?"
" That's the seatbelt sign," Tea said. " It means we can move around."
" Oh, okay," Yami, replied.
Joey nearly leapt out of his seat. " So what do we do now?"
" Someone find out what the in-fight movie is," Mai said, while filing her nails.
" Hope it's something with dinosaurs."
" No insects."
" Dinosaurs!"
" Insects!"
Well there started another argument. Yami Bakura shut them up just as fast as the argument started.
" Will you two shut up! We are going to watch something that was based in Egypt. Now if you two dolts don't mind, I'd like to listen to some music instead of your annoying voices!"
Bakura got up. " I'll find out what the movie is."
" Okay..." Rex and Weevil weren't too excited.
Joey began a duel with Tristan. Yugi watched. Yami spent some time looking out the window. Yami Bakura listened to music. Tea silently read a book. Mai spent some time filing her nails and watching the duel. Mr. Ryou fell asleep just after take off. Saidi and Serenity talked about the guys they knew and other stuff.

Bakura took some time in locating a fight attendant. She looked at him and smiled.
" Anything you need sir?" She asked sweetly.
" Can you tell me what the in-flight movie is?"
" The in-flight movie..... um.... for the first class or main cabin?" She replied.
" First class," Bakura said.
" The in-fight movie is an old one called 'Death on the Nile."
" Thanks," Bakura walked back towards the first class area.

Joey cursed silently. Yami Bakura looked at him.
" Your losing...."
" Shut up! I know that! How can I duel with you breathing down my neck?"
" Welcome to my world," Bakura said as he sat back down.
" Your not helping ether Bakura," Joey said, returning to his game.
" So what's the movie Bakura," Kaiba asked, attempting to hold Mokuba back.
" The movie is ' Death on the Nile'," Bakura replied.
" I think I saw that movie," Mai said.
" What's it like?" Yami asked.
" Sort of romantic and lots of violence," Mai replied.
" That sounds okay," Yami Bakura said, returning to the hobby he had discovered of watching Joey duel.

A few hours later,

" Are we there yet?"
" No."
" Are we there yet?"
" No."
" Are we there yet?"
" No."
" Are we there yet?"
" No."
" Are we there yet?"
" Yami Bakura for the last time, we are not there yet."
There was silence for a few minutes.
" Are we there yet?"
" Argh!"

Bakura sat in the main cabin, writing his essay. He flipped through some pages, read for a few seconds and scribbled something in a notebook. Yugi walked over to him.
" Hi Bakura," he said.
Bakura looked up. " Oh hi Yugi."
" Why'd you come out here?" Yugi asked sitting down next to Bakura.
" I was about to ask you the same question," the white haired youth replied. " I guess to get away from the insanity."
" Well both Yamis are driving Kaiba insane, Joey's currently dueling Mai, your dad is still sleeping, Rex and Weevil are just watching the movie and, well I think that's it," Yugi said.
" Must be madness in there," Bakura said.
" At least there hasn't been a shadow game yet," Yugi sighed, " Once that happens, we are going to be in a lot of trouble."
" That is a problem," Bakura said. " Saidi doesn't know about Shadow games or Yamis."
" And from what you tolled her, Yami Bakura has to act like your brother until we find the right time to tell her the truth," Yugi replied
" Malik isn't going to be much help," Bakura sighed. " He has that obsession with calling my Yami tomb robber."
" That is a problem. How are you going to work around that?" Yugi asked.
" I'll think of something," Bakura replied. Kaiba walked over.
" How do you shut up two 5000 year old Egyptians?"
" And you ask us this why?" Bakura replied.
" Cause they won't shut up!" Kaiba said.
" What are they doing now?" Yugi asked.

" Are we there yet?"
" No."
" Are we there yet?"
" No."
" Are we there yet?"
" No."
" Are we there yet?"
" No."
" Are we there yet?"
" Will you two shut up!"
Joey, who had lost his patience in the two Yamis, returned to his duel with Mai. So far, Joey was having some luck.
" Are you dueling or what?" Mai asked.
" Ya, if these two would shut up," Joey pointed at Yami and Yami Bakura.
" Well we just wanted to know Joey," Yami said.
" This is like being in the shadow realm, no since of time or direction," Yami Bakura added.
" Well you two might as well just sit down and shut up cause we aren't there yet," Joey replied. Both Yamis sighed and sat down.
" I hate traveling," Yami Bakura moaned.

Few more hours later,
" We will be landing in a few minutes. Please sit back down and fasten your seatbelts."
The group returned to the first class area and sat back down. Joey looked at his watch.
" Yugi, I think my watch stopped."
A few members of the group started to laugh.
" I'll ask Malik the time for you," Bakura said.
" After I make him give you it of course," Yami Bakura added.
" Do you really have to do that?" Bakura asked.
" Yes."
" Then forget I asked," Bakura sighed.

The plane landed and Bakura's father woke up.
" Hey did I miss the trip?"
" No Dad, you missed the plane ride."
" Oh. So just to tell you, I'm not staying where you are. I'll give you the phone number to my hotel room and you call me once you get to where you're going. Okay?"
" Yes Dad."
The seat belt sign went out and everyone got up. Kaiba took his briefcase out of the overhead compartment and Mokuba ran out from behind him.
" Let's go Seto!" he chirped. " We have a lot to see here!"
" So where are we meeting Malik again Bakura?" Tristan asked.
" We meet him and Rishid inside the terminal," Bakura replied.
" And Isis?" Kaiba asked.
" She's meeting us later on," Bakura said. " I think Malik said she wouldn't be there until tomorrow."
" Malik's going to explain her absence, right?" Yami asked.
" Yes Yami. He'll explain," Bakura sighed.
They walked out of the plane and through a long hallway.

Entering the terminal, the noticed Malik and his friend Rishid, a tall man wearing dark purple robes, and had odd marks on one side of his face. Malik was holding up a sign that, unknown to him, read his last name in Japanese, instead of Kaiba's.
" Malik, it's supposed to say Kaiba's last name," Rishid told Malik.
" What.....oh really?" Malik looked at the sign. " Oh your right. I am such an idiot."
He erased it with a pencil he brought and scribbled something else.
" There is that it?"
" No, that's your last name."
" It's not my problem this language is messed up to me!"
Bakura walked over. " Um Malik. Were here already."
" In a second Bakura....Bakura! you're here? Now?" Malik looked surprised.
" You probably didn't notice," Bakura said. Kaiba walked over and wrote his last name.
" Oh so that's what it was," Malik said. " Well, anyway, welcome to Egypt. Fallow me and Rishid."
They began to fallow Malik. Yami Bakura walked over to him.
" So anything I miss?'
" Nothing you'd be interested in," Malik replied.
" Oh, try me."
" Well don't tell anyone yet," He grabbed Yami Bakura and dragged him closer, " but Isis has been checking out some robberies that have occurred. She'll tell us more about it. That's all I know."
" Okay, whatever you say," Yami Bakura smiled evilly.
" Tomb Robber I'm serious! This is a major problem! No one but my family and Rishid knows about this!"
" Okay okay, I'll keep your big secret. Just let me go!" Yami Bakura replied.
They waited to get their luggage. after getting it, Malik let Yami Bakura go as they walked towards a few cars.
" Sorry but this was all we could get on short notice," Malik said.
" That's okay," Saidi replied. " You know your kinda cute."
Malik looked at Yami Bakura oddly.
" Don't look at me. She did the same thing to me," Yami Bakura mouthed.
They got in the cars (five in each) and drove off. Mr. Ryou wasn't among the group. He left in a taxi once he got off the plane.

" Yami's going to love his place," Malik said, then he though for a second and shivered. " Just the thought of that makes my blood boil!"
Malik, Bakura, Yami Bakura, Saidi and Rishid where in one car, listening to Malik talk about the place they where staying at. Saidi looked confused at Malik's statement.
" Why'd you say that?" She asked.
Malik stared blankly at her. Bakura answered the question.
" Best not to ask," He replied. Saidi understood.
According to Malik, the place they where staying at was a modern Egyptian palace. It was shaped like a O on its side, with four towers, one at each of the four corners. There was a large courtyard in the back and it sat close to the Nile River.

" So how long have you lived here Malik?" Saidi asked.
" My whole life," His reply was a bit harsh.
** Do you think Saidi is getting suspicious? **
^* Don't be an idiot. Like she'd get suspicious talking to Malik. *^
** Yami Bakura, this is serious. She doesn't understand the Millennium items at all. **
^* The less she knows the better. *^
** That makes it worse. She passes out a lot. The moment we tell her has to be just right. **
^* So your sugar high girlfriend passes out. *^
** You can't throw her into the Nile you know. **
" Bakura are you okay?"
Bakura jumped at the sound of Saidi's voice. She blankly store at him. Malik tried not to laugh.
" Ladies and Gentlemen, we are approaching the palace," the driver said, not taking his eyes off the road.
" Thanks," Bakura replied. His Yami glared at him. He noticed. " What?"
" Nothing," He muttered at turned to look out the window.

The group walked up the stairs and into the palace through the main doors. They looked around the foyer.
There where large ancient vases, the walls where covered in modern and ancient pictures from around the world, there was a large staircase at the end of the room and walking down it was a young girl, around 18 with long black hair, crystal blue eyes, wearing a long purple dress with short sleeves.
" Welcome my guests," She said walking over to them. " My name is Anna and I will be your host. Malik of course already knows me and I know your names already so there is no need for introductions. If you would fallow me I will take you on a tour of the palace."
Yami hesitated at first but Yugi begged him to come. They all fallowed Anna down the hall.

The first place they went was the library, passing the kitchen and dinning hall on the way. The library was filled wall to wall with books, modern and ancient. Yami Bakura picked a book of the shelf and blew the dust off of it. He opened it and looked at it.
" Mmmmm...... really you don't say....... Interesting......"
" What?" Bakura asked.
" Some guys life story," He replied placing it back. " It's more boring then yours."
He laughed and walked off to fallow the others. Bakura sighed and fallowed his yami.

The next place was the courtyard, filled with colorful birds, large plants and a small creek. Fallowing that was the study, similar to the library but it was more modern then the dark and ancient library.
After the tour was finished the met in the dining hall. Their luggage was there. Anna stood at the front of the room.
" For the rooms, some are four to a room, others are two. Your rooms have been arranged. I will now announce them. Yugi and Yami, second tower, first room. Joey, second tower, second room. Tristan the same. Girls, excluding me, third tower, first room. Bakura, fourth tower, first room."
Bakura looked at her. He got up and left the room. He slowly found the room and walked in.
* Four beds, two windows, four dressers,* he though. *Wonder who my room mates are? *
He began to place his clothes in the dresser near the bed when a voice called out to him.
" So we meet again," Bakura turned around. Malik walked over. " You didn't expect me did you?"
" No not really," Bakura replied. " Hey Malik, do you know who the other two are?"
" Well ones your Yami and the other," He held up his Millennium Item. It looked like a long gold stick that had two small bat0wing-like projections ftom the ball on the top. The egyptian eye was on it.
" Oh okay," Bakura went back to what he was doing when his yami walked over.
" Okay one freak, one runt who's next?"
A second person appeared in front of them. His blond hair stood straight up (ever seen a super sayian?) and he had a long purple cape. He was similar to Malik but was a bit stronger. He looked at them.
" Don't tell me. I died and went the wrong way." The person asked.
" No I don't think so," Bakura replied.
" I think so," Yami Malik yelled back
" Well I nearly forgot to tell you, dinner is in a few minutes and after that we are watching movies," Malik said. " So let's go!"
Bakura placed the rest of this clothes away and fallowed Malik, his yami and Yami Bakura out of the room.

The dinner consisted of food from all over the world. Joey and Tristan acted like it was a eating contest. Later on, after Joey and Tristan finished the last course, the sat in the study, the only room there with a TV.
" Okay, you are going to love this," Malik brought out a plastic bag. " First we have ' The Mummy' and " The Mummy Returns'."
Yami sat straight up.
" After that is Tomb Raider."
" Tomb what?" Yami Bakura asked.
" Tomb Raider. Don't go and confuse yourself. The main chick is hot though." The girls glared at Malik. He stared at them. "What?"
" Well ether watch the movies or we watch you stare at each other,' Joey yelled.
Saidi grabbed a movie and placed it in the VCR. It was movies for the whole night.

Later, they returned to their rooms and got ready for bed. Bakura looked out the window, sighed and went to sleep.