PLEASE NOTE: WE ARE AUSTRALIAN SO WE ARE NOT BEING RACIST BUT ARE ACTUALLY
MAKE FUN OF THE STEREOTYPICAL AUSTRALIAN IMAGE.
And we never said that Steve Irwin wasn't annoying or anything- we understand your pain...we just used him because he is AUSTRALIAN.
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Hermione sneered, "That's a school? It could not fit more than a few people in it. What a stupid hole."
"Yeh, well, ya say that now, wai' till ya take a loo' inside!"
Inside the shack was a huge hall surrounded by rock walls, decorated with gumnuts and gumleaves. Rock-tunnels branched off from the hall, leading to other, smaller caves.
"Wow! It's magical! They used a spell to make the outside of the shack look smaller than it is on the inside!" Hermione was excited and began to investigate the cave.
Harry and Ron looked at the students in awe. "Where are the cloaks? Why are they showing off their LEGS!!!!!! It's shameful. This isn't how wizards should act!!! Who's that?"
A tall man in bonds singlet, khaki shorts, thongs and cork hat appeared.
"I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!!! BOW DOWN TO ME!" All of the students bowed down except for Harry, Ron and Hermione who just laughed.
"WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING??!!"
"The great wizard of Oz?! Like we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!!" Harry sang in a soprano voice.
"FUCKING BOW DOWN YOU ARSEHOLES!!!!!!"
"Damn you stupid wizard!" Harry squeaked in a small voice.
"HAHAHAHAHA!! WHAT FUCKING LOSERS!!" The wizard of Oz waved a stick with a leaf on it and Harry disappeared. Ron and Hermione looked shocked.
"DON'T WORRY, NOONE WILL MISS THAT MOTHERFUCKER ANYWAY!!! WELCOME!!" The wizard of Oz boomed.
"What..What about Harry?" Hermione stammered.
"OH WHAT THE FUCK!!!" He waved his stick and Harry reappeared.
Hermione was shocked. "I.I will. I will tell DUMBLEDORE!!" she shouted.
"HAHAHAHAHA! WHO THE FUCK IS DUMB DOOR??!!!"
Steve Irwin jumped in, "Crikey mates, I haven't seen such bad tempers since I had ta figh' a wild kangaroo!! He was a bugga of one! Anyway mates, I'll be ya guide for taday!!"
Steve led them down one of the stone tunnels. "Here's ya mat n' sleeping bags for a good ol' Auzzie trip. Ya got nice, clean ones since you guys are new ta Oz." Harry looked at the brown, dirty, old sleeping bag and cringed. "These are clean?"
"Yep, washed 'em meself in tha dam!"
"An honor truly.." Ron said in a strangled voice.
And we never said that Steve Irwin wasn't annoying or anything- we understand your pain...we just used him because he is AUSTRALIAN.
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Hermione sneered, "That's a school? It could not fit more than a few people in it. What a stupid hole."
"Yeh, well, ya say that now, wai' till ya take a loo' inside!"
Inside the shack was a huge hall surrounded by rock walls, decorated with gumnuts and gumleaves. Rock-tunnels branched off from the hall, leading to other, smaller caves.
"Wow! It's magical! They used a spell to make the outside of the shack look smaller than it is on the inside!" Hermione was excited and began to investigate the cave.
Harry and Ron looked at the students in awe. "Where are the cloaks? Why are they showing off their LEGS!!!!!! It's shameful. This isn't how wizards should act!!! Who's that?"
A tall man in bonds singlet, khaki shorts, thongs and cork hat appeared.
"I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!!! BOW DOWN TO ME!" All of the students bowed down except for Harry, Ron and Hermione who just laughed.
"WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING??!!"
"The great wizard of Oz?! Like we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!!" Harry sang in a soprano voice.
"FUCKING BOW DOWN YOU ARSEHOLES!!!!!!"
"Damn you stupid wizard!" Harry squeaked in a small voice.
"HAHAHAHAHA!! WHAT FUCKING LOSERS!!" The wizard of Oz waved a stick with a leaf on it and Harry disappeared. Ron and Hermione looked shocked.
"DON'T WORRY, NOONE WILL MISS THAT MOTHERFUCKER ANYWAY!!! WELCOME!!" The wizard of Oz boomed.
"What..What about Harry?" Hermione stammered.
"OH WHAT THE FUCK!!!" He waved his stick and Harry reappeared.
Hermione was shocked. "I.I will. I will tell DUMBLEDORE!!" she shouted.
"HAHAHAHAHA! WHO THE FUCK IS DUMB DOOR??!!!"
Steve Irwin jumped in, "Crikey mates, I haven't seen such bad tempers since I had ta figh' a wild kangaroo!! He was a bugga of one! Anyway mates, I'll be ya guide for taday!!"
Steve led them down one of the stone tunnels. "Here's ya mat n' sleeping bags for a good ol' Auzzie trip. Ya got nice, clean ones since you guys are new ta Oz." Harry looked at the brown, dirty, old sleeping bag and cringed. "These are clean?"
"Yep, washed 'em meself in tha dam!"
"An honor truly.." Ron said in a strangled voice.
