7-11 Gundam Wing
By The Early Muses Melete (Meditation-LRT), Mneme (Remembrance-LSS) and Aoide (Song-LA)
Disclaimer: We own nothing. Even God owns our souls. Our material possessions aren't forever, since we won't be able to take them with us to hell.
Chapter 3: BIG HUGGGG!!!!!!!
"That was nuts," Duo murmured, rubbing his head. "All I remember was a flashing red light. Are you okay, Heero dude?"
"Am I dreaming?" Heero inquired, scratching his eyes.
"Let's see.uh, what's the quote you're most famous for?"
"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family?" Heero tried in a hyperactive singsong Barney voice.
"Try again."
"BIG HUUGGGGG!" Heero exclaimed in a hyperactive Teletubby voice, reaching out to hug Duo.
"EW! Get AWAY from me, dude!" Duo yelled, backing away from Heero. "What's gotten into you, man? You're starting to act like Wufei!" He paused. "That's scary."
"RUN, DUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Quatre screamed, finally noticing Heero's present facial expression. It looked so much like Wufei's.
"AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Duo shouted, grabbing the pink radio and the Polaroid camera from Heero and jumping off the box elevator thingy and falling not so gracefully onto Wufei.
"MY CAMEWWWWWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" Heero hollered.
"That must've hurt," Trowa commented blandly.
"Ouch," Quatre agreed.
"What's happening, Catherine?" Sally asked, consoling herself by eating a gallon of mint chocolate chip ice cream.
Catherine had much training as an acrobat. She didn't have much training in the field of espionage. Nonetheless, she craned her neck and got a good look of the surroundings.
Thud.
"Uh, Duo looks like he jumped off some high place and he fell onto Wufei," she reported with all the calmness she could muster, as Wufei had put a disposable diaper on his head, and several packages of women's sanitary napkins were glued to his shirt. Band-Aids were stuck to his butt, he had cabbages on his hands, and whole watermelon on both feet. He was currently trying to roller skate through aisle 7. Condoms, tampons, feminine wash, and sanitary napkins.
*
Wufei had noticed the intruder who had felled him.
"Get outta there, Duo!" Trowa screamed, jumping up and down on the shelf of tissue paper and waving his arms, trying to get Duo's attention.
*
Catherine blinked and looked surprised, as Trowa danced a lame jig.
"So," Dorothy said, nudging her, "He talks."
Catherine managed a small smile.
"AND he dances," Sally said approvingly.
Catherine grimaced.
"How long are we gonna be in here?" Hilde complained. "I mean, it's really nice and all that we're stuck in a defrosted ice cream freezer with several tons of ice cream, but I'm definitely getting cramped here!!!!!"
"I have to watch the episode of WAYS OF OUR LIVES!!!!" wailed Relena.
Everyone stared blankly at her.
"Because the DNA tests are gonna come out now, and.and I'm going to find out who Barbara's baby's father is, whether it was Josh or Joshua, and if Tim is going to divorce Pammy Sue, who's having an affair with Joshua (who has plans to inherit his father's money, and is preventing him from marrying again), for Conchita the waitress or Michael the bartender, who secretly has a family in the Bahamas by Rachel, his manager, who's getting married to Barbara's brother's wife's ex-boyfriend!!!" Relena explained.
"Never mind," Lady Une said, rolling her eyes.
Noin muffled a laugh by stuffing her mouth with a spoonful of caramel marshmallow fudge.
Melete: What a horrible chapter.
Mneme: Should we do it over?
Aoide: Nah.
Melete: Hey, people, feed the egos! Will write more for reviews. Flames WILL be accepted, then will be laughed that, then completely ignored. Then we will psychoanalyze the flamer through his choice of words. Then we will do lines.
By The Early Muses Melete (Meditation-LRT), Mneme (Remembrance-LSS) and Aoide (Song-LA)
Disclaimer: We own nothing. Even God owns our souls. Our material possessions aren't forever, since we won't be able to take them with us to hell.
Chapter 3: BIG HUGGGG!!!!!!!
"That was nuts," Duo murmured, rubbing his head. "All I remember was a flashing red light. Are you okay, Heero dude?"
"Am I dreaming?" Heero inquired, scratching his eyes.
"Let's see.uh, what's the quote you're most famous for?"
"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family?" Heero tried in a hyperactive singsong Barney voice.
"Try again."
"BIG HUUGGGGG!" Heero exclaimed in a hyperactive Teletubby voice, reaching out to hug Duo.
"EW! Get AWAY from me, dude!" Duo yelled, backing away from Heero. "What's gotten into you, man? You're starting to act like Wufei!" He paused. "That's scary."
"RUN, DUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Quatre screamed, finally noticing Heero's present facial expression. It looked so much like Wufei's.
"AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Duo shouted, grabbing the pink radio and the Polaroid camera from Heero and jumping off the box elevator thingy and falling not so gracefully onto Wufei.
"MY CAMEWWWWWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" Heero hollered.
"That must've hurt," Trowa commented blandly.
"Ouch," Quatre agreed.
"What's happening, Catherine?" Sally asked, consoling herself by eating a gallon of mint chocolate chip ice cream.
Catherine had much training as an acrobat. She didn't have much training in the field of espionage. Nonetheless, she craned her neck and got a good look of the surroundings.
Thud.
"Uh, Duo looks like he jumped off some high place and he fell onto Wufei," she reported with all the calmness she could muster, as Wufei had put a disposable diaper on his head, and several packages of women's sanitary napkins were glued to his shirt. Band-Aids were stuck to his butt, he had cabbages on his hands, and whole watermelon on both feet. He was currently trying to roller skate through aisle 7. Condoms, tampons, feminine wash, and sanitary napkins.
*
Wufei had noticed the intruder who had felled him.
"Get outta there, Duo!" Trowa screamed, jumping up and down on the shelf of tissue paper and waving his arms, trying to get Duo's attention.
*
Catherine blinked and looked surprised, as Trowa danced a lame jig.
"So," Dorothy said, nudging her, "He talks."
Catherine managed a small smile.
"AND he dances," Sally said approvingly.
Catherine grimaced.
"How long are we gonna be in here?" Hilde complained. "I mean, it's really nice and all that we're stuck in a defrosted ice cream freezer with several tons of ice cream, but I'm definitely getting cramped here!!!!!"
"I have to watch the episode of WAYS OF OUR LIVES!!!!" wailed Relena.
Everyone stared blankly at her.
"Because the DNA tests are gonna come out now, and.and I'm going to find out who Barbara's baby's father is, whether it was Josh or Joshua, and if Tim is going to divorce Pammy Sue, who's having an affair with Joshua (who has plans to inherit his father's money, and is preventing him from marrying again), for Conchita the waitress or Michael the bartender, who secretly has a family in the Bahamas by Rachel, his manager, who's getting married to Barbara's brother's wife's ex-boyfriend!!!" Relena explained.
"Never mind," Lady Une said, rolling her eyes.
Noin muffled a laugh by stuffing her mouth with a spoonful of caramel marshmallow fudge.
Melete: What a horrible chapter.
Mneme: Should we do it over?
Aoide: Nah.
Melete: Hey, people, feed the egos! Will write more for reviews. Flames WILL be accepted, then will be laughed that, then completely ignored. Then we will psychoanalyze the flamer through his choice of words. Then we will do lines.
