7-11 Gundam Wing

By Luna Stop Swearing (only. For now)

Disclaimer: I'm a lazy bastard. Check the previous chapters for the legal crap. PPG doesn't belong to us, thank goodness, and the chapter title was inspired by the Incubus song, Aqueous Transmissions. CHECK IT OUT!!!!!! Also, Desert Rose belongs to Sting, and it is SUCH a wicked song. Especially Cheb Mami's part.

A/N: Wah. Luna A. has SARS. Or just a horrible cough. Either way, I warn you she's a hypochondriac, so she's probably just got a cough. And she wanted Luna R.T. and me to catch. whatever she had, so we could suffer along with her. But she's in isolation, I'm staying as far away from her as possible, and Luna Twysted is off meditating, so they left this fucking chapter to me. So be warned, this is going to be one piece of shit.

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Chapter 6: Aqueous Transmissions in the Air.

"And I'm Buttercup," the transmission continued.

"Uh, Buttercup, where's Blossom?" the teeny-tiny girl's voice asked the girl with the rougher voice.

The sound of a door being slammed was heard, and also that of moving chairs.

"Hello, people! It's me, Blossom of the Powerpuff Girls! Sorry I'm late," she panted, obviously still catching her breath. "I had my hair done."

Duo and Quatre looked at each other with a 'huh?' expression.

"It doesn't take that long to slap on a scruffy red bow," Bubbles pointed out.

"For crying out loud, Blossom! We run a serious adult radio news program here, not some barely-serious adult radio news program hosted by some barely-six year olds!" Buttercup scolded her mutant sister.

"That's right!" Bubbles chided. Then there was a long pause.

"Um, Buttercup? We actually DO run a barely-serious adult radio news program. And we ARE barely six-years old," Bubbles pointed out.

"Technicalities," Buttercup grunted.

"NEWS FLASH!" Blossom yelled. There was a sound of rustling paper.

Then there was a long pause.

"What are you doing?" Buttercup demanded.

"It's a DRAMATIC PAUSE, you ignorant little fool," Blossom sneered.

"What the!" Buttercup yelled.

Crash.

Thunk.

Zing.

Whap.

Blam.

Ding Dong.

Blip.

Blap.

Whiz

Achoo.

Slam

Smash.

Sizzle.

And a bunch of other oxymorons.

"Since my sisters are too busy fighting," Bubbles reported, "I'll be giving you ALL the news, ALL the time. For the news flash, uh, it says here that all 7-11 hotdogs have been discovered to hold some sort pf chemical called bladidiwackiwackiwoowoo, or affectionately called B. Didi."

"Mamma mia," Duo groaned at the awful joke. Bubbles probably didn't even know she was making a pun.

Quatre was beside the Maxwell idiot, sucking his thumb and singing Cheb Mami's part in Sting's song Desert Rose.

"When this chemical-thingy is digested too much, or when you eat too much hotdogs, your nerves that're connected to your brain whatchamacallit are deactivated and you lose all sense of sanity and you go crazy an' stuff like that. I'll be takin' calls an' questions about this hotdog epidermic."

An off screen voice called, "Epidemic."

"E-PI-DE-MIC," Bubbles repeated. It was noticeably too much for her puny little brain to handle. "An' all your questions'll be answered by our very own Professor Utonium!"

"Have your phone, Q-Man?" Duo queried.

Quatre patted his pocket. "Uh-huh."

"Quick, give it to me."

Quatre reluctantly handed Duo his brand new phone.

"What're you doing?"

"Calling the radio station. What's the goddamned number?"

"Our number is 24343434," Bubbles said. "Again, our number is 24343434."

"Du-Duo, c-c-can I talk to Bubbles when you get through to their program? Huh? Huh? PWEASE, DUO?"

Duo attempted to smack sense into the Winner boy. "SHADDUP!"

"Bubbles," Quatre whimpered, cowering in a corner. "You shall be my first wife and first addition to the Winner Harem."

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A/N: This seems to make NO sense as we go along. But we know if you're a loyal reader, you're used to it and DEMAND more of it. While you're at it, folks, check out the other fics of L3, or Luna and Co. L3 has co-authored Lord of the Rings: The Fourth Book, and To Shinobu-chan On Her 16th Birthday. Review this and check our other stuff out!!!