Author: Ummm, not me ^^;;; I'm putting this up as a favor to my younger siblings. all credit for this outlandish catastrophy. Actually I think it's funny, but I'll let you decide. Once again, all credit goes to my two younger sibs (Rob and Cara, but mostly Rob).

Note: This is a parody of Weird Al Yankovic's Amish Paradise, which is a parody of Gangster Paradise by...someone. I don't know/care.

Disclaimer: None of this is owned by us. Not Wakka, or other characters in FF10. They are copyright of their creators, publishers, and affilated companies. Even the lyrics were pilfered and changed. This was done without permission and solely for entertainment purposes.

As I walk to the temple were I harvest my praise

I take a look at my life and realize its very plain

But thats just perfect for a yevonite like me, you know I shun fancy things like ma-chinery

At 4:30 in the mornin' I glare at traitors, Tidus loafes off and Yuna prays

And I've been glarin' and prayin' so long that, even Yevon thinks that my mind is gone

I'm a man of the fayth, I'm a true guardian

With a blitzball in my hand and stubble on my chin

But if you guard your summoner and I guard mine, then tonight were gonna blitz like its Zanerkands time

I've been wasting all my life livin' in a Yevon Paradise

Milked a shoo-puf once or twice livin in a Yevon Paradise

An Al-Blehd boy shot me in the butt last week

I just grabbed my rear, and I gritted my teeth

As I limped away I had another thought

And I hoped that Yevons teachings would damn him all the way to hell

But I've never broke the teachings even if yevon deserved it, a faithful with 'tude ya know That's un-heard of

I never use machines, but I got a cool do

And my fellow blizters agree, that it is great in orange

I've been wastin' all my life livin' in a Yevon Paradise

Riku would think it bites livin' in a Yevon Paradise

Hitchin' up the shoo-puf

Guardin' summoners

Raised temples on monday

Soon I'll raise 10,000

Think your really holy

Think your really faithful

Well I know I'm a million times as faithful as thou aort

I'm the faithful butthead the non-al-beld wanna be like on my kissin' Yevon's butt and scorin' points for my after-life

So don't be vain and don't get whiney

Or else I might have to get Lu to put the burn on your hiney

(chorus)