Ok so I do really feel sorry for Homura.... I mean..... after reading all the fanfic heeheee *evil laugh* so I'll be nice to him once, won't make him the villain this time. I'll make him the victim this time XD

Pairings: Goku x Homura o.O and a slice of Hakkai x Shien *LOL*

Title: These aren't suppose to happen.....

Rating: uhhhh.... PG-13? Shounen ai or yaoi content, up to your own imagination *evil grin*

Warning: A LOT of OCC~~~~ in almost everyone......

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Hakkai: We have to rescue Goku!!

Gojyo: Man! What do that b****** Homura want with Goku anyway? (countless kidnaps from other fanfiction by other authors.....)

Sanzo: Ch! *thinking* I'm going to kill him, I'm going to kill him, I'm going to kill him, I'm going to kill him, I'm going to kill Homura. GGGRRRRRR!!!!

*Homura sneezed at this moment* aahhhhh Konzen are you thinking of me?

Hakkai: *sweat drop* Sanzo you're scary,,,,,,,,, *look at the i'm-going-to-kick-houmra's-ass expression Sanzo has on his face*

Gojyo: Haha you do care for that saru afterall hahaha.

*Click* BANG BANG

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At where Homura is now..... his headquarter......

Goku: What do you want with me?!

Homura: *with that evil and up-to-no-good look* Ohhh you'll find out soon....

Homura come closer to the poor chain-up Goku

Goku: Gulp.....

Homura: Now....... where shall we begin?

Goku: *feeling scare now.......*

Homura: *Grab Goku's chin with one hand, the other..... ahem......... and was going to kiss Goku's lips*

Goku: @#$%(*&$#$#$%@#$!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Homura: *jump away* Goku who taught you to swear?!!!

Goku: Who else?

Houmra: *shock, becos he always sees Goku as being very innocent.......* It.... it doesn't matter....... *recover from shock* it won't stop me from what I want to do to you.

Goku: Oh yeah? *flash evil grin*

Homura: *thinking* I don't like that look on his face........

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Meanwhile.....

Sanzo, Hakkai and Gojyo had reached.......

Gojyo: Goku don't fear we are coming to save you!!!!!

THWACK THWACK

Gojyo: Itai....... why you do that for?

Hakkai: Gojyo is sounding more and more like Goku here.

Sanzo: Goku....where? *become very excited at the mention of Goku's name*

Hakkai: *sweat drop*

Gojyo: Oi you corrupted monk, why did you hit me for?!

Sazno: For shouting out loud, you want them to know we are here!!

Gojyo: Oh really?!! Looks who shouting now!!!!!!

Sanzo: Who else you baka kappa!!!!!

Gojyo: Why you!!!!

Sanzo: I swear when all these end I'm going to KILL you!!!!!!!

Hakkai: ........

Shien: Having some trouble Hakkai?

Hakkai: Oh Shien, well..... that was fast of you to appear.

Zeon: Who wouldn't, with all the shouting?

Hakkai: True.... *sweat drop*

Shien: So... what shall we do now? Attack or wait for the 2 to stop yelling at each other?

Zeon: I'll say we wait, its interesting. *smirk*

Hakkai: Ano.... then may I suggest a game of poker?

Shien: Not a problem.

Zeon: You're on.

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Back to Houmra and Goku....

Homura: That was noisy......

Goku: .....

Homura: It doesn't matter now..... Son Goko shall we continue?

*went over and attempted to touch Goku again*

*Sanzo at the ground floor: @#$%&%$#@%^%#@$^*)$*(#@$!!!!!!!!! HOMURA YOU TOUCH GOKU ONE HAIR AND I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

*Homura sneezed real hard a few time, so hard that his hand accidentally..........*

Goku: Gggggrrrrrrrr

Homura: Opps...... *accidentally knocked off Goku's limiter*

*Goku transformed into Seiten Taisen Son Goku and break through the chains*

Homura: this is bad....... *tried to jump to one side as Goku charged toward him madly*

*Goku smashed a hole in the wall*

Homura: *sweat drop* He's really mad.......

Homura was going to start running to grab Goku's limiter when he got punched and pinned down by a very strong Goku.

Homura: Let go you baka saru!!!! *thinking* didn't know he could be so strong, he's only half my size!!!!

Goku: No ONE call me BAKA SARU!!!!!!!

Homura: *jaws dropped opened, didn't know Goku can still speak*

Goku: *took the broken up long chain* so mister you like small boys huh? *grin evily* I'll let you taste a bit of your own medicine. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Homura: *thinking* this is bad this is really BAD!!!!

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Back to the Sanzo trio and Shien and Zeon......

Zeon: Ahhhhh!!!!! I lose again.......

Hakkai: Ne then shall we continue since Zeon is out of cash?

Shien: No....

Hakkai: Why? *grin happily*

Shien: Becos I'm out of cash too.....

Hakkai: Oh that's bad..... *look at Sanzo and Gojyo who had almost stopped fighting.* well then I guess let's call it a quit, shall we?

Shien: *nodded in agreement*

Zeon: Hey you may have win us in poker but you still haven't win the fight. *take out machine gun*

Hakkai: Very well.... then shall we play another round of poker to determine the last winner. The winner for this last round shall be the victory party.

Shien: 2 against one?

Hakkai: It doesn't matter to me. *grin happily* but..... i do have a rule...

Shien and Zeon: What rule?

Hakkai: I win, I get to be the seme for the both of you.

Zeon: W....wh...... what??!!!

Shien: .........

Zeon: That's nuts!!

Hakkai: So are you on? *grin menacing*

Shien: I don't mind though......

Zeon: *sweat drop* ....... wh..... what's wrong with you Shien?!

Hakkai to Shien: Don't worry I'll share ^_^

Zeon: .........

Hakkai and Shien staring at him like he's a prey.

Zeon: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *run away*

Shien: sigh, well there he goes......

Hakkai: Maa maa.... it doesn't matter, we'll get another chance again. So Shien the usual place tonight?

Shien: Yes... and Hakkai?

Hakkai: Yes?

Shien: Do remember to be gentle.

Hakkai: *grin* I will. *cross fingers behind*

Sanzo nursing his bruised cheek: Oi Hakkai, where did those two went to?

Gojyo nursing a bruised eye: Yeah we haven't even started fighting.

Hakkai: *sweat drop* well.....

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Back to Goku and Homura.......

Homura: *Didn't like THIS at all*

Goku without his limiter (remember earlier...?): So Mr. Pervert? How do you like your medicine?

Homura: For the last time, my name is not Pervert!

*Homura didn't like it he was all chained up*

Goku: It doesn't matter. *grin evily, as he undo Homura's belt and start to pull his pants down*

Homura: *glup*

Goku: Now I shall let you feel what's it like being a uke all the time and getting fuck.

Homura: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHMUMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The trio heard the horrifying scream.

Sazno: Goku!!!

Gojyo: Doesn't sound like Goku to me.....

Hakkai: Yeah Goku doesn't sound so mature......

Gojyo: And he won't scream "mummy", *smirk* he'll scream sannnnzzzzooooooo.

BANG

Gojyo: Just joking ......

Sanzo: Let's find him fast anyway.

Hakkai: But where? *stared at the hundreds of rooms around them*

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*Homura managed to break free after he managed to grab Goku's limiter and put it on Goku's head. Of course not after getting F***, and with a tired Goku on him*

Homura: *thinking* this is bad..... my fearless reputation all gone........

Goku: *sleeping blissful* ZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Homura: *thinking* no i can't let anyone find out I've been......

*Quickly got up dressed and also helped put Goku's clothes on. The as he heard running sound nearing, he pose a fighting pose and pretend to have knock down Goku,.... of cos not to forget smashing a few furniture first and making a lot of cash and boom.*

Door flew open.

Sanzo: Goku!!!!!!! *see a Homura, like he had just given Goku a fatal punch that knock his poor Goku out completely*

Homura: *pretend to smirk* Ahhh Konzen you're too late, I have defeated Son Goku.

Gojyo: Teme!!!!

Hakkai held the unconscious Goku in his arms.

Homura: *decide to retreat before he start to show any signs that he had been violated* Well I'm impressed by your bravery to come, Konzen you can keep the sutra for the time being, we shall meet again. *flag his cap and teleport away*

*Goku snoozing away*

Sanzo: *took the sleeping Goku in his arms* Let's get out of here. *thinking* why was that idiot Homura crying anyway? .....What the hell........

Homura at the other end: Oh no forgot to wipe tears away..... *sniff*

Hakkai: Hai hai

Gojyo: smirking away.

The end

Author's ending rant: Hahaha what do u guys think? I finish written this in 30 mins. Have to be fast cos I'm writing this at work so.... *eyes going around hoping nobody notice she's writing fanfiction during working hours* Pls Review ^^