Ok so I do really feel sorry for Homura.... I mean..... after reading all the fanfic heeheee *evil laugh* so I'll be nice to him once, won't make him the villain this time. I'll make him the victim this time XD
Pairings: Goku x Homura o.O and a slice of Hakkai x Shien *LOL*
Title: These aren't suppose to happen.....
Rating: uhhhh.... PG-13? Shounen ai or yaoi content, up to your own imagination *evil grin*
Warning: A LOT of OCC~~~~ in almost everyone......
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Hakkai: We have to rescue Goku!!
Gojyo: Man! What do that b****** Homura want with Goku anyway? (countless kidnaps from other fanfiction by other authors.....)
Sanzo: Ch! *thinking* I'm going to kill him, I'm going to kill him, I'm going to kill him, I'm going to kill him, I'm going to kill Homura. GGGRRRRRR!!!!
*Homura sneezed at this moment* aahhhhh Konzen are you thinking of me?
Hakkai: *sweat drop* Sanzo you're scary,,,,,,,,, *look at the i'm-going-to-kick-houmra's-ass expression Sanzo has on his face*
Gojyo: Haha you do care for that saru afterall hahaha.
*Click* BANG BANG
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At where Homura is now..... his headquarter......
Goku: What do you want with me?!
Homura: *with that evil and up-to-no-good look* Ohhh you'll find out soon....
Homura come closer to the poor chain-up Goku
Goku: Gulp.....
Homura: Now....... where shall we begin?
Goku: *feeling scare now.......*
Homura: *Grab Goku's chin with one hand, the other..... ahem......... and was going to kiss Goku's lips*
Goku: @#$%(*&$#$#$%@#$!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Homura: *jump away* Goku who taught you to swear?!!!
Goku: Who else?
Houmra: *shock, becos he always sees Goku as being very innocent.......* It.... it doesn't matter....... *recover from shock* it won't stop me from what I want to do to you.
Goku: Oh yeah? *flash evil grin*
Homura: *thinking* I don't like that look on his face........
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Meanwhile.....
Sanzo, Hakkai and Gojyo had reached.......
Gojyo: Goku don't fear we are coming to save you!!!!!
THWACK THWACK
Gojyo: Itai....... why you do that for?
Hakkai: Gojyo is sounding more and more like Goku here.
Sanzo: Goku....where? *become very excited at the mention of Goku's name*
Hakkai: *sweat drop*
Gojyo: Oi you corrupted monk, why did you hit me for?!
Sazno: For shouting out loud, you want them to know we are here!!
Gojyo: Oh really?!! Looks who shouting now!!!!!!
Sanzo: Who else you baka kappa!!!!!
Gojyo: Why you!!!!
Sanzo: I swear when all these end I'm going to KILL you!!!!!!!
Hakkai: ........
Shien: Having some trouble Hakkai?
Hakkai: Oh Shien, well..... that was fast of you to appear.
Zeon: Who wouldn't, with all the shouting?
Hakkai: True.... *sweat drop*
Shien: So... what shall we do now? Attack or wait for the 2 to stop yelling at each other?
Zeon: I'll say we wait, its interesting. *smirk*
Hakkai: Ano.... then may I suggest a game of poker?
Shien: Not a problem.
Zeon: You're on.
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Back to Houmra and Goku....
Homura: That was noisy......
Goku: .....
Homura: It doesn't matter now..... Son Goko shall we continue?
*went over and attempted to touch Goku again*
*Sanzo at the ground floor: @#$%&%$#@%^%#@$^*)$*(#@$!!!!!!!!! HOMURA YOU TOUCH GOKU ONE HAIR AND I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*Homura sneezed real hard a few time, so hard that his hand accidentally..........*
Goku: Gggggrrrrrrrr
Homura: Opps...... *accidentally knocked off Goku's limiter*
*Goku transformed into Seiten Taisen Son Goku and break through the chains*
Homura: this is bad....... *tried to jump to one side as Goku charged toward him madly*
*Goku smashed a hole in the wall*
Homura: *sweat drop* He's really mad.......
Homura was going to start running to grab Goku's limiter when he got punched and pinned down by a very strong Goku.
Homura: Let go you baka saru!!!! *thinking* didn't know he could be so strong, he's only half my size!!!!
Goku: No ONE call me BAKA SARU!!!!!!!
Homura: *jaws dropped opened, didn't know Goku can still speak*
Goku: *took the broken up long chain* so mister you like small boys huh? *grin evily* I'll let you taste a bit of your own medicine. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Homura: *thinking* this is bad this is really BAD!!!!
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Back to the Sanzo trio and Shien and Zeon......
Zeon: Ahhhhh!!!!! I lose again.......
Hakkai: Ne then shall we continue since Zeon is out of cash?
Shien: No....
Hakkai: Why? *grin happily*
Shien: Becos I'm out of cash too.....
Hakkai: Oh that's bad..... *look at Sanzo and Gojyo who had almost stopped fighting.* well then I guess let's call it a quit, shall we?
Shien: *nodded in agreement*
Zeon: Hey you may have win us in poker but you still haven't win the fight. *take out machine gun*
Hakkai: Very well.... then shall we play another round of poker to determine the last winner. The winner for this last round shall be the victory party.
Shien: 2 against one?
Hakkai: It doesn't matter to me. *grin happily* but..... i do have a rule...
Shien and Zeon: What rule?
Hakkai: I win, I get to be the seme for the both of you.
Zeon: W....wh...... what??!!!
Shien: .........
Zeon: That's nuts!!
Hakkai: So are you on? *grin menacing*
Shien: I don't mind though......
Zeon: *sweat drop* ....... wh..... what's wrong with you Shien?!
Hakkai to Shien: Don't worry I'll share ^_^
Zeon: .........
Hakkai and Shien staring at him like he's a prey.
Zeon: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *run away*
Shien: sigh, well there he goes......
Hakkai: Maa maa.... it doesn't matter, we'll get another chance again. So Shien the usual place tonight?
Shien: Yes... and Hakkai?
Hakkai: Yes?
Shien: Do remember to be gentle.
Hakkai: *grin* I will. *cross fingers behind*
Sanzo nursing his bruised cheek: Oi Hakkai, where did those two went to?
Gojyo nursing a bruised eye: Yeah we haven't even started fighting.
Hakkai: *sweat drop* well.....
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Back to Goku and Homura.......
Homura: *Didn't like THIS at all*
Goku without his limiter (remember earlier...?): So Mr. Pervert? How do you like your medicine?
Homura: For the last time, my name is not Pervert!
*Homura didn't like it he was all chained up*
Goku: It doesn't matter. *grin evily, as he undo Homura's belt and start to pull his pants down*
Homura: *glup*
Goku: Now I shall let you feel what's it like being a uke all the time and getting fuck.
Homura: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHMUMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The trio heard the horrifying scream.
Sazno: Goku!!!
Gojyo: Doesn't sound like Goku to me.....
Hakkai: Yeah Goku doesn't sound so mature......
Gojyo: And he won't scream "mummy", *smirk* he'll scream sannnnzzzzooooooo.
BANG
Gojyo: Just joking ......
Sanzo: Let's find him fast anyway.
Hakkai: But where? *stared at the hundreds of rooms around them*
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*Homura managed to break free after he managed to grab Goku's limiter and put it on Goku's head. Of course not after getting F***, and with a tired Goku on him*
Homura: *thinking* this is bad..... my fearless reputation all gone........
Goku: *sleeping blissful* ZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Homura: *thinking* no i can't let anyone find out I've been......
*Quickly got up dressed and also helped put Goku's clothes on. The as he heard running sound nearing, he pose a fighting pose and pretend to have knock down Goku,.... of cos not to forget smashing a few furniture first and making a lot of cash and boom.*
Door flew open.
Sanzo: Goku!!!!!!! *see a Homura, like he had just given Goku a fatal punch that knock his poor Goku out completely*
Homura: *pretend to smirk* Ahhh Konzen you're too late, I have defeated Son Goku.
Gojyo: Teme!!!!
Hakkai held the unconscious Goku in his arms.
Homura: *decide to retreat before he start to show any signs that he had been violated* Well I'm impressed by your bravery to come, Konzen you can keep the sutra for the time being, we shall meet again. *flag his cap and teleport away*
*Goku snoozing away*
Sanzo: *took the sleeping Goku in his arms* Let's get out of here. *thinking* why was that idiot Homura crying anyway? .....What the hell........
Homura at the other end: Oh no forgot to wipe tears away..... *sniff*
Hakkai: Hai hai
Gojyo: smirking away.
The end
Author's ending rant: Hahaha what do u guys think? I finish written this in 30 mins. Have to be fast cos I'm writing this at work so.... *eyes going around hoping nobody notice she's writing fanfiction during working hours* Pls Review ^^
