ok.... here it is, chapter 2. I had been thinking should i continue this next chapter as from where i stopped in my first chapter or make up another new story.... so after much pondering, i decided to continue related to chapter 1, I'm sure everyone will like to know what's between Hakkai and Shien right heehee *evil chuckles* Expect a lot of things you won't expect to happen.... err.... what may i talking about.... anyway look at the title.... a lot of unexpected stuff.....
Disclaimers: I do not own Saiyuki
Warning: The usual.... shonuen ai or yaoi content, lots of OCC, PG-13 or its up to your own imagination again for the rating....
Pairings: Up to your own imagination......
Title: These aren't suppose to happen..... chapter 2
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In the inn......
Goku: Mou, what r you doing sanzooooooo?
Sanzo: Shut up you baka saru!
Gojyo (in the next room with his ears on the wall, eavesdropping....*sweat drop*): *thinking* This is serious stuff, that corrupted monk is at last making a move on that saru, he must be pissed off this time cause he must be suspecting Homura did it with that saru.......
Actually Sanzo is doing some foot reflex massage for Goku O.O Sanzo doing foot massage?!
Sanzo was mumbling under his breathe, which Goyjo couldn't hear properly, instead Gojyo heard it more like groaning and moaning sound. *sweat drop*
Sanzo: (fretting and thinking): Stupid monkey can't even walk properly after we got him back from Homura, complained his legs are tired, if I don't this, I'll have to listen to his groaning all night (notice they are in Sanzo's room, apparently Goku had dragged himself into Sanzo's room)
What Gojyo is hearing now.......
Goku: Itai!!!! Can't you use less strength?!
Sanzo: Shut up you baka saru!!
Goku: Itaiiiiiii.... Sanzooooooooo
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In the other room.....
Hakkai: Ah? I thought we'll be meeting at our usual place? Shien?
Shien (who had appeared out of nowhere): ...... I encountered a little problem you see.....
Hakkai: Eh?
Shien: Our usual place had been occupied by someone.....
Hakkai: Occupied?
Shien: Yes unfortunately....
(at their usual place, on top of a sky-scraper, the Kou-ikkuo playing manjong)
Doku: This is some neat place you found Yanoe.
Kou: Yes, its cool, and the view is good.
Yanoe: Arigatou~~~~ (she knew about this place becos she had been there before with Hakkai)
Hakkai: Oh then I guess we'll have to do it here then.....
Shien: Yes unfortunately......
Hakkai.... took out a pack of UNO.
Hakkai: Let's play heart attack ^^
Shien: You promise you won't hit my hand too hard, you almost broke off one of my nails the last time.... (took me another 2 weeks to get it grown out again)
Hakkai: Hai hai *cross fingers behind*
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Gojyo alone in his room, sighing, becos he couldn't find any beautiful chick.... heard a loud scream coming from Hakkai's room, mistaken the high pitch scream for a female scream, got excited and quickly place ear on the wall.
Shien (wailing in a high pitch voice): It's hurt, can't you hit me lighter!!
Hakkai: Maa maa, gomen got to excited. (but we all knew he did it on purpose right? hee hee)
Gojyo (in the other room sweat dropping): Hakkai.....? "Hitting" on a girl? Man! He IS so lucky to get a chick......
Hakkai: There there I'll kiss it to make it better ok?
Shien (still in a high pitch voice): sob sob, its bleeding.....
Gojyo: *envying* First the monk and the saru are having a good time, now Hakkai is having a good time with a chick, why am I left all alone tonight?
Disappointed, Gojyo decided to leave his room, since he couldn't get any peaceful sleep with all the screamings coming from the two rooms, ... his room is in the middle......
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At the bar.....
Homura was drinking all alone....
Homura: Why..... why did all these happen.... sniff.... *gulp down another glass of whisky*
Bartender: There, there Mister, don't be sad, here's another glass of whisky for u. There's always a brighter tomorrow.
Homura: thank you..... sniff......
Gojyo who had gotten himself drunk in another bar and gotten himself thrown out entered this bar.
Gojyo (drunk and mumbling): I'm so lonely....... *sad*
Gojyo sit down next to Homura, didn't notice it was Homura, becos Homura was missing his cape and chain and had his head buried in his arms.
Bartender: *thinking* another guy out of love?
Gojyo: Hey, a glass of brandy.... make it a bottle.....
Bartender: Yes coming up. *thinking* this is bad, i have 2 guys here tonight out of love.... sigh.... pitiful......
Gojyo gulp down the bottle of brandy, feeling very very drunk now.....
Homura: Bartender, give me another bottle of whisky too.
Gojyo and Homura turned around to look at each other, but..... they were too drunk to recognize each other.
Gojyo: Hic..... so....you....hic ..... can't....find the someone to...hic spend a ...hic night with...hic?
Homura: Me.. hic? No...hic...... actually...hic yes....hic...... I'm....hic depress......hic...
Gojyo: Then...hic...... let's...hic drink....till ....morning ...hic ....to...together.......hic....buddy....hic...
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In the morning......
Homura jerked awake....
He was shocked to see a long haired person beside him in bed.... Oo
Homura: This is bad..... I have lain with a woman whom I don't know.......
In a panic, he quickly got up and rushed out of the room.
Bartender entered the room, only managed to see a panic Homura ran out.
Bartender: ??
Bartender: Good morning Mister, pls wake up....
Gojyo: *droopy eyes* What....? Where... am i...?
Bartender: You're still in the bar, but you and one of the customer gotten yourselves so drunk I have to put you two up here in the bar, you're lucky, there's a bed here, but both of you have to share, hope it wasn't such an uncomfortable night for you...
Gojyo (grateful cos if not he'll be sleeping on the street): Thanks.... (but puzzled who's the other guy??) But where's the other guy?
Bartender: Oh, he just left, he seem to be in a hurry....
Gojyo: ??
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Homura now....
Homura: This is bad..... not only I got....f***, I have lain with an unknown woman (he still thinks it s woman becos of the long hair......) Now all my fans will hate me for being such a "loose" person..... *plunge further into depression*
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Back at the inn.....
Hakkai: Ah you're back
Gojyo: Yeah.....
Goku: Ne Gojyo where have you been the whole night?
Sanzo: Why ask him Goku, he's probably out having fun isn't that obvious?
Gojyo: ...... *thinking* me? Having fun? .......
Hakkai: Maa maa let's not go into details shall we, we have a minor here.
Gojyo: *thinking* Looks who's talking to think this saru and the monk are actually....... and Hakkai having fun too *probably fuming by now, still thinking* no i can't let them know I didn't get to have fun last night, I'll get laugh at...
Gojyo *smirk*: That's right none of you will want to know the details, hee heee
The end...........
Ending note: Ok.... end of this chapter.... sorry it doesn't sound right, I wrote this half-way then i was asked to go for lunch so.... i was interrupted.... and I'm down with a small eye infection (i think) again in my right eye..... but i can't take my contacts out *groan* at work....... anyway enough of my senseless ranting, pls review ^^
