Here's chapter 3.... here's the funny thing... when I want to write angst story I kind of get inspiration for humor story then when I want to write humor.... anyway "Whose Rights" will not continue anymore, I have it removed cos basically I can't seem to get anything out of it anymore. I'm not good in angst story...... So on with the humor ones ^___^

Summary: Homura is depressed.... guess who's his psychiatrist? Shien playing hide and seek with Zeon ? O_O Sanzo woke up to find himself dress as ..... and what does Kanzeon has to do with all these?

Disclaimers: As u all know by now I do not own Saiyuki or Saiyuki Gaiden

Warning: The same..... as before

Pairings: ....... I will not evaluate.....

Title: These aren't suppose to happen-- Chapter 3

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Homura: .......wha.... what am I doing here?

Shien: *reminding for the nth time* You are here to see a psychiatrist Homura.

Homura: *blur look* why?

Shien: ....I dunno just that the doctor ordered you to come after endless depression, and your outburst last week of trying to jump out of the tower.......

Homura: Oh.... ok....... but why are you here?

Shien:..... *give-up look* to keep an eye on you.

Homura: By the way I wasn't trying to jump out of the tower Shien....

Shien: Then?

Homura: Just trying to get my underwear which had been blown out of the window.... *grin*

Shien: ...... you'll do anything just to get out of this......

Nurse no.1: Mr Homura, Mr Homura, you can come in now.

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Homura lying (yes lying not sitting) on the couch waiting for the doctor when....

Nurse no.1: Mr Homura we are sorry to inform you but Dr. U is not able to come today, but we manage to get a replacement I hope you won't mind.

Homura:.... uhhh.... no...not at all.

After the nurse exist, Homura heard the door opened again.

Homura: *thinking* so the doctor is here, hope is someone nice.....

Mysterious Doc: Oh look who we got here?

Homura: *thinking* voice sound so familiar... *look up*

A few minutes of silence........

Homura: AAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Shien: Now where the heck did Zeon went off to?

Zeon: *hiding behind a big potted plant, complete with disguise, fake moustache, sunglasses.....* Can't let him find me.....

Zeon is well.... developed a phobia to Shien since even since what happen when the Sanzo-ikkuo came to rescued Goku and Shien sort of like wanted to.... uhh hmmmm and it didn't help when Shien kept giving him all those strange looks like he was some kind of delicious food.

Shien: Where did he go? *put hand on his hips looking a little frustrated* Zeonnnn? Zeonnnnnnnnn, where are youuuuuuu?

Nurse no.2: Shhhhh

Shien: Opps sorry *softly* Zeonnnnn ? Come out come out where ever you are.

Zeon: *sweat drop*

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Homura: *shocked look* =O Wha.... what are you doing here?

Kanzeon: Now now don't you think being cropped up in Heaven all the time is kind of boring, so I got myself a little entertaining hobby. *smirking*

Homura: Being a psychiatrist is entertaining?

Kanzeon: Of course, especially when my patient is you.

Homura: Uhhhh *gulped*

Kanzeon: I heard you have depression huh? So unlikely for the Toushin Taishi.

Homura: *got angry* Well whether I have depression or not, its none of your business !

Kanzeon: *smirking* of course it IS my business.

Homura: ??

Kanzeon: If you become out of action everything will become less interesting *still smirking*

Homura: ..... so what do you intend to do?

Kanzeon: Well isn't it obvious, cure you.

Homura: How? O.o

Kanzeon: *grinning evily*

Homura: O.O

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Sanzo: *twitching*Where the hell am I? *twitching* And why am I wearing like this complete with some weird wig?*twitching*

Kanzeon smirked. Sanzo was tied to a chair if not he would be probably taking his gun shooting around.

Kanzeon: Oh this really bring back memories. *day dreaming*

Sanzo: HEY OLD HAG I'm talking to you!!!!!

Kanzeon: *sigh* Something just never change, but you'll find out soon what's this all about. *smirk*

Sanzo: *thinking* Don't like the look she/he giving me....

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Shien: Zeoonnnnn comeeee out commmme outtt wherever you are~~~~~~~~~~~

Zeon: *now hiding on some pipes found on the ceiling* ....... *sweat dropping*

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Kanzeon: Come you little cutie.

Homura: No...no don't pull me whatever your cure is, its definitely not going to be anything good.... let go of me......

Kanzeon had tied poor Homura and was carrying him over her/his shoulder.

Kanzeon: Don't be such a cry baby Homura, I'm sure you'll be your old self very soon. *smirk*

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Goku: Ne Hakkai where is Sanzo?

Hakkai: *looking guilty* err..... he....

Gojyo: He what?

Hakkai: *smile calmly* He has a date....

Goku & Gojyo: WHAT!!!!!!!!

Hakkai: *thinking* now who couldn't resist such a good offer...?

Flashback

Kanzeon appeared out of nowhere in the middle of the night

Kanzeon: I need to borrow Kon... I mean Sanzo for a moment.

Only Hakkai was still awake.....

Hakkai: ..... Then you should go and tell him that.....

Kanzeon: *smirk* You think he'll come with me?

Hakkai: Well you're afterall a goddess nothing is not within your power....

Kanzeon: Yes yes but I'm busy so I'm ordering to help me.

Hakkai: Can I say no *innocent smile*

Kanzeon: Well let's just say I'll give you something in return.

Hakkai: ?

Kanzeon: How about a new cover for Hakuyuu?

Hakkai: Really? But how? *happy*

Kanzeon: Easy. *snap finger*

*Poof* Hakuyuu still look normal in dragon form, but when it transforms it has a COVER \^^/

Kanzeon: So what do you think?

Hakkai: I'll DO it~~~~~~~~~~

End of Flashback

Goku: Ne ne Hakkai who is Sanzo's date?

Gojyo: Yeah yeah how come you'll the only one who knows about it.

Goku: Yeah its not fair~~~~

Gojyo: Come on is it some hot chick???

Goku: Hakkkkkaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiii

Gojyo: Come on tell us already.

Hakkai: ......... *sweat drop*

To be continue.......

Experiencing writer's block at the moment, this chapter isn't that good, hopefully the next one will be better, sorry a little too short.....