Alrighty! It looks as if there's been a discovery right off the coast of
BooIsle, near the town of BooTown! It is another treasure chest filled
with... MORE SEA SHANTIES!!!!!

Once again, I might remind you that these discoveries are the property of
that elusive little turtle we lovingly refer to as Kapp'n, whose name is on
every one of these shanties. Also, the letterhead the shanties are written
on are marked by a certain corporation named Nintendo. It seems Kapp'n was
once an employee of this corporation. (-Disclaimer) This is another batch
of double stanza shanties, and they seem to follow a certain theme; love,
and loss. Interesting.

One last thing before we begin. There was a little note discovered among
the shanties, and it seems to refer to one of them, but it is unknown which
one exactly. Here is the note, in its entirety:

"Yar, this here shanty be dedicated to the little horn-head out there with
a weird name! That little lubber's name is KoolAid, and it seems he be a
fan! Enjoy, cuke-breath!"

Whatever Kapp'n meant by that comment is unclear, but I can be sure that
wherever KoolAid is, if he's reading, he will enjoy this discovery.
Anyway, on with the shanties!!!

Looks Like Yer Mother...

There was this sweet girl,
She shook up me world!
Skin was fair, twirled her hair,
when it unfurled.

But, she couldn't stay fit.
Ate all she could get!
Didn't gloat, shook the boat,
When she did sit!

Pals

I am quite sure I've seen
just 'bout everything.
Row and row, to and fro.
I was reeling!

When along came this lad!
How much fun we both had!
sang a song, t'wasn't long,
They made him glad!

Not a Pirate Anymore...

I be searchin the seas
Up and down the keys
Seen a lot, but I got
No more moneys!

I just can't understand
Why surf and some sand
Gives me cash, then it dash
Out of me hand!

Me New Friend

One day on the dock,
I got me a shock.
T'was a pig, with a kid,
New on the block.

Said 'is name was KoolAid,
'Is eyes shone like Jade!
And while we crossed the sea,
Friends we were made!*

Green Eyed Monster

When I guided me ship,
'Fore I broke me hip,
I'd a great, fine first mate,
Dumb as a chip!

At the first sign of land,
I lost that deck hand!
He had told, he'd found gold,
He just found sand!

Green Tongued Monster

I once had a good man,
He was named Conan.
When he sailed, never ailed,
Just kept goin'.

Till one day I was sure,
Empty me crates were!
Went below, he did stow
Me cucumbers!

Me New Friend, pt 2

One day I did row
Me new friend to shore
Of the isle, he had guile
That bungalow.

His elephant friend,
Also his bro went.
When they seen Ghosts real mean
Fled the island!**

Me Cracked Shell

I was playin some ball
With my good friend Paul
When he threw a corkscrew,
Hit like a wall.

I never even whirled,
But me cukes did curl,
When he told, learned to throw
From a Squirrel!

Well, wasn't that special? I can almost taste the sea mist already! Or
maybe that's my dog shaking himself. Anyway, I think we can all agree on
the fact that those were a good bunch! I hope that the next wave will be
just as good! I'll be seeing you! I'm off to the briny sea once more,
looking for another buried treasure! Keep reading!

*Ok, so it wasn't so unclear which shanty referred to KoolAid. So what? I
wanted a little mystery thrown in with things! It's a tough job just
transcripting these little two-stanza poems about cucumbers and fat girls
all day, all the while your creative juices dry up faster than rain on a
hotplate in Death Valley! Besides, my little deception DID make you pay
closer attention to the wordage and the shuffle of the shanties themselves,
didn't it? Gee golly, I can't believe you're still reading this slop! Well,
if you're misguided enough to come this far, then you'll not hesitate to
read this, too! And this! And this! This too! Ok, that's fine. You can stop
reading now. Go right ahead and stop. Too much time reading a bright white
screen can cause eye strain, y'know! STOP IT!!! I'm gonna cry if you don't!
Waaaaaaaaaaahhhh! Waaaaahhaaaaaahhaaaa! Cripes. You're still here. Ok,
Let's see if you can stand the silent treatment! Ha! I beat you!

**Crap, I didn't beat you. Yes, this one was also very clear as to whom it
referred to. So sue me! Look, I'm not gonna do this again. I'm just gonna
give you the silent treatment again. See? Darn, gotta stop talking. Shut
up, me! Jeez, can't even follow my own orders. See what writing does to
you, kids?