....Sanzo's date uhhh let's just say i was desperate or Hakkai was desperate for a lie so.... anyway a big ARIGATOU to everyone who review. *sob* happy tears, you all are my inspiration source *weep* And yes after reading thro my own story i found some spelling mistakes as well as a number of missing words, pls forgive me I'm typing at a very fast speed and the lousy keyboard at my workplace isn't helping either ..... err yes i type my fanfics at work cos I'm so boreddddd here ok on with the fiction.

Disclaimer: no no Saiyuki / Saiyuki Gaiden is not own by me

Warning: spelling error.... missing words...... PG-13........ OOC........ a lot of unexpected events......

Pairings: ..... ....... i'll only know after I finish writing this chapter ^___^

Title: These aren't suppose to happen..... -- chapter 4

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Sanzo: Give me one very good reason why I must go along with you and your stupid plan. *pout*

Kanzeon: Oh.... *think very hard* let's just say I might actually enjoy locking you up in a room with no cigarettes for a week or two *smirk*

Sanzo: ....... but why must I help you to "help" your "patient" (said with a lot of acid, guess he knew its Homura already.....).

Kanzeon: *sigh* Sanzo just do as I told you to, and don't worry, I'll make sure you are rewarded handsomely. *grin*

Sanzo: ....... *give-up look* *mutter* nothing good is going to come out from all these......

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Meanwhile

Shien: Found you at last *grin*

Zeon: Uhhhhhh *sweat drop*

Shien: Oh please stop looking at me like that, and why are you wearing those ridiculous disguise? You know Halloween is long passed.

Zeon: *bigger sweat drop*

Shien: Now you won't escape from me. *grin evily*

Zeon: *gulped*

Shien: Now..... come on show me your baby photos already.

Zeon: Uhhhh no.....

Shien: Why? You showed it to Homura and you won't show it to me *pout* not fair......

Zeon: Errrrr....... they are really ugly....

Shien: Oh come on don't be shy *grin* come on stop hiding them. *Tried to grab the photo album Zeon is hiding behind his back.

Zeon: No no I can't its just too ugly.....

Lirin happen to passed by, and saw the 2 kamis, one trying to get something, one trying to hide something. She beaome very curious and interested as well so she went in and ......

Zeon: ?! huh

Shien: *stop* why wat happen?

Zeon: *look at hands find album missing then turn and saw Lirin holding the alubm and looking through it* Ahhhhhhh give it back!!!!!!

Lirin: *giggling* this is so cute, ah!! *managed to jump to one side when Zeon jump at her* Here catch!! *throw the album to Shien*

Shien: Ohhhh *look at the first few photos* kaiwaii~~~~~~~ *blush blush, happen to saw a naked photo of Zeon as a baby*

Zeon: *flushing red* GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!

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Homura: *blind folded and tied* #$%@&*# OLD HAG!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kanzeon: *sigh* Homura Homura, I'm just trying to help you, can't you at least appreciate it?

Homura: *heard Kanzeon's voice* Appreciate???

Kanzeon: Ok pretend to appreciate.

Homura:......

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Goku: Ne ne Hakkaiiiiiiiiii you haven't tell us yet where is Sanzo?

Gojyo: Yeah yeah how can you be the only one who is allow to keep that corrupt monk's secret?

Hakkai: *had ear plugs into his ears, obviously can't stand the endless wailing from those 2*

Gojyo: *stand behind Hakkai, near his ears* HAKKAI!!!!!

Hakkai: *jumped* AH.

Gojyo: *LOL* who ask you to ignore the both of us?

Hakkai: *took out ear plugs* Me? Ignore you? How heartless of you to say that Gojyo...... *icy voice with a very scary smile*

Goku: Opps......

Gojyo: *sweating*

Hakkai grinning away and who knows what's going inside his brain....

Gojyo: Uhhh.... *sweat drop* gomen *gulped*

Hakkai: To think I cook, I wash, I do every single thing around here and succumb to everyone's demands.... Gojyo...... you're really breaking my heart *pretend to sob*

Goku: Ahhh..... Hakkai don't cry, *grab tissue* okok gomen its our fault..... GOJYO IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!!!!

Gojyo: NANI?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT I HAD DONE?

Goku: YEAH LOOK!!!! YOU UPSET HAKKAI!!!!

Gojyo: WHY YOU BAKA SARU, YOU WERE PART OF IT TOO!!!!!

Hakkai at this moment have slipped out of the room and went off to somewhere where the 2 won't find him after they have finish their little quarrel.....

Hakkai: *smirking* Lucky I know how to get myself out of there, *look at watch* by the time they are finish I hope Kanzeon will return Sanzo.....*sigh*

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Sanzo: .... I still don't understand why must I dress in this way?

Kanzeon: Let just say you are the best person for this role.....

Sanzo: And that'll be....?

Kanzeon: *smirk* your very well-known violence attitude.

Sanzo: *twitching* but I still don't see how.....

Kanzeon: *cut Sanzo off* Well just do as I said cutie, if not we'll be wasting too much time here arguing on why are you this why are you that..... by the way here's the instructions. *hand Sanzo a piece of paper*

Sanzo: Are you sure it'll work?? *reading the instruction paper Kanzeon handed to him*

Kanzeon: Of course. *said with a lot of confidence*

Sanzo: ........how....?

Kanzeon: Don't worry your heart out cutie, I have him hypnotized, but not to worry his strength is now just a mere human strength so it won't be a problem to you, just wait here until I give you the signal.

Sanzo: And that will be?

Kanzeon: You'll know. *smirk*

Sanzo: ...... *doesn't like this at all*

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Homura woke up and found himself in a dark room but untied already.

Homura: Stupid @#$%*&#@ OLD HAG, what kind of treatment is this anyway??????

*Poof* Kanzeon suddenly appeared out of nowhere again.

Homura: Cough... cough must you always do this? *rubbing eyes and nose*

Kanzeon: .......

Homura: Now what are you up to? Can't you just let me go back? *almost wailing*

Kanzeon: .... the great Homura wailing..... this is almost priceless....

Homura: Well just get down on what you want to do.

Kanzeon: Very well Homura, since I'm the graceful, and almighty and merciful Kanzeon....

Homura:.... *vomit flowing out of his mouth*

Kanzeon: That's very rude of you..... *point to the door* just walk through it and in no time you'll be cure.

Homura: ..... how can I be sure its not something horrible behind?

Kanzeon: Well..... let's say that's also the only way out, unless you will like to stay here a little longer and play with me? *Kanzeon transform into.... okok her/his clothes transform into some kind of kinky black leather outfit.....*

Homura: !!! *quickly got up and ran toward the door*

*Opening it, bright light shown through, blinding him for a while. He recovered from the brightness and what greeted him could only made his jaws dropped*

To be continue.....

ending rant: this took me long enough to think up.... so no pairing for this chapter hmmm..... probably hopefully in the next chapter there'll be some.... anyway pls review and yes I'll try to continue this story as long as I can and make it interesting and funny too so nobody's going to get bored down by me ^^