yes yes this is the chapter where everything will probably.... be solved? not likely cos I'll want to continue to run this story but the cliffhanger has been around long enough so here's the chapter where all of you are waiting for, hopefully its not too long. Next chapter will continue but with some new plot going, hopefully I can get the Kougaiji-ikkuo to get involve, anyway Lirin is already in already ^^ Hope none of you are tired of me, of cos it'll be great if any of you have any ideas you think might actually help make this story even funnier ^O^ here is the story........
Disclaimer: Only one person own Saiyuki ^^ and that's definitely not me
Warning: Shounen ai / yaoi, missing words, spelling errors.... PG-13..... OOC..... unexpected events.......
Pairings: ...... Homura x Sanzo (in drags......in disguise............... spoilers........)
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Zeon was panting hard, he was too tired to go chasing those 2 *point to Shien and Lirin* trying to get his photo album back.
Shien & Lirin: *laughing and giggling away as they look through the album together*
Zeon: .... *sweat drop* when he heard another ear piercing screams of laughers coming from the duo. gave up shook head and decided to join in the "fun" by .... being the narrator to the photo exhibition....*
Shien: Ohhh look who's suddenly interested to join in?
Lirin: I thought you were too shy to join in?
Zeon: *turning red* Of.... of course not......
Shien: *mocking tone* then what took you so long?
Zeon: well.... uh....er..... I'm.... er.... trying to ..... uhh... prepare my speech, yeah that's right I was preparing my speech so I can guild you all through my photos.
Shien & Lirin: -_-;;;;;;;;;
Zeon: Hey what's that for?
Lirin: Anyway we are done with this album.....
Zeon: Well..... I have more!! *took out a tons of albums*
Shien & Lirin: OOHHHHHH *heart*
Zeon: *smirk* I managed to get one on Homura when he's a baby too.
Shien: Oh how did you managed?
Zeon: Uhhhh let's just say we have a trade? *cross fingers*
Actual fact was Zeon was rearranging his photos when Homura accidentally stumbled into his room, thus discovering Zeon's babies photos.... what followed was a lot of yelling and pushing and pulling around, so Homura as a man of honor (...????...) decided to lend Zeon's his baby photos.... (Homura said they are equaled....)
Shien: Ohhhh look at this *point at one photo*
Lirin: What What!!! *very excited*
Zeon: *join in*
All trio burst out laughing, Shien was pointing to a photo showing a 1 year old Homura walking around naked...... cos he's diapers had came loose and he was sort of dragging it.
At this moment, Homura was probably sneezing away very very hard.....
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Back to where Homura is now.....
Homura: Arrgghhhhh my eyes!!!!!!!!! *cover his eyes from the bright light*
Sanzo: ....... *softly* baka........ *trying best not to punch Homura*
Homura: *rub eyes and slowly open them* ?
Sanzo: *saw Kanzeon behind winking at him and then disappear* .....ahem *adjusting voice*
Homura: *managed to finally open eyes* Rinrei.....?
(...... so now shall we call Sanzo "imposter Rinrei or... anyway do tell me if I got the name wrong.....)
Sanzo (in disguise......): *felt like puking.....*
Homura: RINREI~~~~~~~ *run forward and tried to hug....... Sanzo..... but he doesn't know its Sanzo cos he's been hypnotized*
Sanzo (in disguise....): *took out the extra huge paper fan from under his skirt......* *WHACK WHACK*
Homura: Itai~~~~ Rinrei why did you do that for?
Sanzo (in disguise.....): Why? Cos you gotten into depression and forgotten how much I suffered. *almost puking..... especially when he has to mask his manly voice.....* You GOOD FOR NOTHING USELESS *beep* *beep*!!!!!!!
Homura: =O *thinking* I never knew Rinrei can be so violent.......
Sanzo (in disguise.....): *WHACK WHACK* *he's really starting to enjoy this part* You... you broke me heart, becos you can't fulfill our dream of our new earth and heaven.... *pretend to sob* (author note:... i knw i knw its Houmra's goal, but let's pretend that Rinrei wanted this as well ok.....)
Homura: Rinrei ....... *wanted to hug .... uhh.... Sanzo*
Sanzo (in disguise....): *saw this coming, threw a punch at Homura......*
Kanzeon: *who was watching all along, slapped her forehead.....* baka you're NOT suppose to punch him....... *talking to Sanzo using telepathy....*
Sanzo (in disguise....): *replying back* can't help it.......
Homura: *rub head* Rinrei...... you're angry with me.....? *sob*..... *run and grab.... uhhh.... Sanzo's legs* I promise you I'll fulfill our dream, please don't be angry.... *sobbing*
Sanzo (in disguise....): *almost wanted to go -- *&%$#@$%^$#$% GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!!!!!!!!!, but didn't thankfully........* uhhh...... of course I won't *trying very hard to control voice* that is if you get back to what you were doing.
Homura: really? *wet puppy eyes*
Sanzo (in disguise....): *thinking* i think I've seen this somewhere before..........
Goku sneezed at this moment
Sanzo (in disguise.....): Of course..... my dear Homura....... *really trying really very hard to control voice* -_-+++++++++++++++++++++
Homura: GREAT!!!!!!! *hug uh..... Sanzo...*
Sanzo (in disguise....): *SHOCK*
Homura: *so happy* I promise you with my life I'll fulfill our dreams *big splashing waves scene behind* Now.... I really miss you.... *try to bring ..... uhhh Sanzo's face close to his....*
Sanzo (in disguise.....): *Reflex in mode* *Gave Homura the most powerful punch he could and hit his head with a huge hammer he gotten out from under his skirt*
Homura: *seeing stars.......* Rinrei.... I love youuuuuuu~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *faint*
Sanzo: phew......
Kanzeon appeared
Sanzo: ..... now can I go now old HAG?
Kanzeon: .... you almost spoilt my whole plan....
Sanzo: So? He was going to KISS me. You think i'll ALLOW THAT?!
Kanzeon: well... so much for an entertaining show.....
Sanzo: *twitching*
Kanzeon: Anyway I suppose this should be enough to bring his senses back and get rid of all the depression.... he was going through.
Sanzo:..... How come he has depression?
Kanzeon: ...... *thinking* all becos of that saru......... *talking* he.... ask for it?
Sanzo:......
Kanzeon: Anyway its time to send you back, your companions are missing you already.
Sanzo: Miss me?
Kanzeon: Oh before you go here's your reward. *threw a ball of light to Sanzo*
Sanzo: *Caught it* What's this?
Kanzeon: You'll find it handy *smirk*
Sanzo: *look inside ball of light* Oh.... *smirk*
Kanzeon: Anyway enjoy it ja ne.
POOF
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Hakkai was sitting under a big tree facing a lake in front of him, he was glad nobody was looking for him, at least if there must be someone who's looking for him, hopefully its not Gojyo or Goku, if not they would go on asking him again, but thinking about his "outburst" back there, it would be very unlikely.....
Hakkai: *feeling sleepy with Hakuyuu resting on his shoulder. Closing his eyes.....*
BANG!!!!!!!!
Hakkai: *jump* AHH!!!! *look around*
Sanzo: That b****, can't she put me down probably.
Hakkai: Sanzo you're back, so how was it? *smile*
Sanzo: Yes and that was one.... wait a minute how come you...?
Hakkai: *cover mouth*
Sanzo: Don't pretend, you knew where I was right?
Hakkai: Uhhhhh *sweat drops*
Sanzo: How dare you let the old hag take me???!!!!!
Hakkai: Uhhhhhhh *sweating till it was almost raining* Well..... at least she gave us a covered jeep now.......
Sanzo: ........
Hakkai:.... by... the way *trying to change subject* why are wearing like that Sanzo?
Sanzo: What? *look down and saw he was still in disguise, long wig, completed with a pink long lacy dress and not to forget make-up too* AHHHHHH!!!!!! *ripped those clothes off and quickly run to the lake to wash his face*
Hakkai: *trying hard not to laugh* sanzo I got some clothes here with me, maybe you can wear them first ne?
Sanzo: *glare* Say one thing out and I kill you, understand?
Hakkai: *sweat drop* Hai hai
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Back to Homura
He was back in the clinic (remember), still lying on the couch, apparently waiting for the doctor...
Homura: It was a dream.... ouch..... *stomach and head hurt, then he saw the bruise on his face* No it wasn't a dream, Rinrei did appear in my dream and she help me through my crisis...... I'll fulfill our Rinrei!!! *say with a lot of determination*
Nurse no.1: Mr Homura where r u going, Dr U is coming soon
Homura: I'll fulfill our dream Rinrei, for I'm the Toushin Taishi. *obviously didn't hear what the nurse said*, went off back to the Tower* Mwahahahaha Son Goku wait for me.
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Back at the inn
Goku: Sanzo~~~~ you're back, where have you been?
Gojyo: Yeah yeah heard you were on some date was it true?
Hakkai: *jump, and shot a glare at Gojyo*
Sanzo: *Gojyo* who said I was on a date?
Gojyo: uhhh *can't say cos Hakkai is glaring at him......*
Goku: Ne Sanzo did you get anything back to eat, I'm starving....
Sanzo: You're always hungry, baka saru...
Goku: But I'm still a growing boy~~~~~~
Gojyo: So where exactly did you go?
Goku: Sanzo~~~~ I'm hungry~~~~~~
Gojyo: Huh huh quick tell us
Goku: Hungry~~~~~~~~
Gojyo: Come on tell us already.
Sanzo: *twitching* -_-++++++++++++++++++++ SSHHHHUUUUTTTTTTTTT UUUUUPPPPPPPP *suddenly something in his pocket shone and....*
WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK
Goku & Gojyo: Itai~~~~ that was 2 times more painful then usual......
Sanzo: *holding a big golden paper fan aka gift/reward from Kanzeon, could actually see Sanzo was very happy with it*
Goku & Gojyo: gulp....... extra huge golden fan.........
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to be continue
ending rant: at last it done, I'll continue again in the next chapter with more funny scene, pls review thank you everyone, I'm going home already, knocking off from work ^_^ yes yes I wrote this at work =P
