I know.... I should be working.... *look at the stock cards ( a lot of them)...... -_-+++++* have to kill the person who made such a mess out of everything with the stock cards and expect me to work miracles out....... *sigh*

Anyway on with the story ne? If i continue to look at my work, I might want to throw them out of the window.... Arigatou everyone who review my work~~~~~ I'm not hardworking, just that my work is making me feel kind of piss off, so I need to de-stress..... beside how can i resist temptation when I have no one here to "watch" me and there's internet connection here ^^

And yes nobody check the PC on my table.... basically I work in a school, a boys' sec school in Singapore, my HOD doesn't come in so often to I'm left on my own a lot. And with the lab attendants all on leave, leaving me alone in the lab all the time, I can do whatever I want ^^ but..... there's time to work and relax too so when I'm relaxing I'm writing these ^O^

Disclaimer: No No not own by me ^^..... I mean Saiyuki and Saiyuki Gaiden....

Warning: The usual stuff *bow head down*

Summary: *Everyone Wants Goku* -- short parody, something for everyone to laugh about before I can get any new ideas to write the next chapter ^^

Note: This chapter is a short one, just to get you all laughing, hope you all like it ^^

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Homura: I want Goku, not only his power but his all *smirk* *greedy greedy*

Sanzo: ..... That saru belong to me, ME ONLY!!!! *want to declare war already*

Homura: *sweat drop*

Gojyo: I.... er...... I want Goku ..... but I don't want Hakkai to find out.

Hakkai: Are you cheating on me Gojyo?

Gojyo: *sweat drop*

Sanzo: How many time must I said that saru is MINE!!!!!

Homura: Who says?

Rinrei: I say

Homura: Rinrei???

Rinrei: I didn't know you are sooooo into young boys.....

Homura: Rinrei.... *sweating* I....

*SLAP*

Homura: Rinrei~~~~~ *run after a fuming Rinrei*

Hakkai: Opps

Kougaiji: ..... I've always been a uke, so..... if I get Goku can I be the seme?

Yaone: *sweat drop* Why is Kougaiji sama interested in small boys?

Doku: Kou are you tired of me?

Yaone: *faint*

Kou: No..... but.....

Doku: But?

Kou: I'm just sick of being a uke .....

Doku: Well I can always be the uke if you want.

Kou: ..... I prefer less hairy people.....

Doku: *heart break*

Nii: I'm not that hairy *grin*

Kou: I said I don't want to be the uke anymore!!! And beside you belong to my step mother.

Gyokumen Koushu: Oh I don't mind sharing or even having a three-some *grin evily*

Kou: *Puke Sand out*

Lirin: Noooooooo Goku is my playmate!!!!!!!!!!! He doesn't belong to any of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nataku: What?! Who says he's your playmate? I'm his best friend!!!!! So he's mine!!!!!! And I known him earlier!!!!!!!!!!!

Lirin: Oh yeah!!!!

Nataku: YEAH!!!!!!!!!

Lirin: Well I'm a girl and I'm SURE he likes girls better!!!!!!!

Nataku: Who said!!!! *take out a well preserve flower* Goku gave me this!!!!!

Lirin: NOT FAIR!!!!! Goku where are you? How come you never give me any flowers?????

Shien and Zeon: : ..........

Konzen: He gave me a lot...... *blush* including a kiss....

Kenren:: What?

Tenpou: Konzen how could you?? *almost sobbing*

Konzen: Uhhhh...... I didn't kiss Goku, *blush even harder* It was that saru who kiss me first...

Tenpou: First? Meaning you kiss him back?

Konzen: Well......

Kenren: Tenpou are you jealous?

Tenpou: Of course....... NOT.

Konzen & Kenren: ?????

Tenpou: We all want Goku, don't you *wink*

Kenren: Yeah......

Konzen: What.... I didn't know you two......

Tenpou: You won't mind sharing, don't you Konzen?

Konzen: What do you mean I WON'T MIND, OF COURSE I MIND!!!!!!!!!

Sanzo: I SAID that SARU IS MINE!!!!! WHY AREN'T ANYONE LISTENING???

Konzen: OH YEAH WHO SAID HE'S YOURS!!!!!

Sanzo: I!!!!!!

Konzen: NO HE'S NOT!!!!!!!

Sanzo: YES HE IS!!!!!!!!

Konzen: NO HE'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sanzo: YES HE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kanzeon: ..... *sigh and shake head* Well since that cutie saru is so popular I might as well make him mine first *grin evily and off to get Goku*

Everyone pound on him/her first, grabbing him/her before he/she can get any closer to Goku.

Goku at the other end....

Goku: I want everyone to LEAVE me ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!

E.N: I read a fic similar before and thought it's will be interesting to put most of the major casts in. Not easy but at least I got it. Pls review arigatou~~~~~~~~

ok someone was asking what "seme" and "uke"

Seme -- top more simple explanation, the more domination one.....

Uke-- bottom more simple explanation....... less domination one....

correct me if I'm wrong......