Ok so here's chapter 6, I have finally thought up how to put Kougaiji into the story. And to reply a reviewer who forgotten to leave his/her name behind why everyone wants to have Goku..... its just a story my dear *wink* *smile*. Anyway here's the next chapter, please review ^O^. And yes not to forget many big THANK YOUS to all who reviewed *bow head very very low*
Disclaimer: Don't own saiyuki ^^
Warnings: Spelling errors, missing words, Yaoi, shonuen ai, PG-13, lots of very OOC going to happen....
Pairings: Kougaiji x Goku.....
Dictionary: (1) uke -- bottom.......
(2) seme -- top
Summary: Kougaiji is sick of being the uke(1) all the time, but he doesn't want any hairy guys too....*sweat drop* so he decided to go for Goku. And Sanzo is definitely seeing red, wait!!!! Homura is seeing red too?! Yanoe is jealous as well....ooohhhhhh
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Kougaiji: I'm really sick.....
Yanoe: Oh Kougaiji sama you're not feeling well? *heart, meaning she could spend some time alone with him*
Kougaiji: No.... I'm not really sick.....
Yanoe: But... you just said you are sick.....
Kougaiji: Oh? I was actually meaning something else......
Yanoe: I see.... what is it? Maybe by having a listening ear you might actually feel better. *happy smile*
Kougaiji: Uhh..... you sure I can tell you?
Yanoe: Of course, Kougaiji sama I'm always most willing to help in any form I can.
Kougaiji: Well.... it.....it's...like.... this..........
Yanoe turned bright red after hearing what Kougaiji said, either she was really embarrassed, or she was fuming mad that she wanted to slap Dokukakuji.
Kougaiji noticing Yanoe turning all bright red....
Kou: Ahh...... its ok I think I'll just have to find some other way then.....
Yanoe was going to say something when Lirin jumped out from nowhere and climbed onto Kou's head as how she loves to do on Sanzo.
Lirin: Ne ne onni-chan look at these~~~~~~~ *put some photos in front of Kou's face*.
Kou: What's these?
Lirin could only laugh and giggle uncontrollable.
Kougaiji being very troubled with his little problem was obviously not interested in whatever Lirin was having so he merely leave Lirin with Yanoe and went off on his own.
Nii (pop out from nowhere) : Ohhh what's these?
Lirin: *chuckle* photos~~~~~
Nii: Ohhhh these look interesting *snicker*
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Shien & Zeon were searching around the room, apparently they seen to have lose a few of Homura's baby photos, not knowing that Lirin had actually "taken" them.
Zeon: We are SO in trouble..... if Homura finds out he's going to kill us....
Shien: Now now don't worry I'm sure he won't find out..... and I don't think he'll kill us, we ARE his only loyal followers.....
Zeon: Well how can you be so sure he won't kill us....?
Shien: Well......
Just then they heard footsteps, this was indeed bad, the room was in a mess with papers and books scattered all over, and if Homura was to noticed their frantic looks, they'll be dead.....
Zeon: RUN FOR COVER!!!!! WE GOT TO FIND A HIDING PLACE!!!!!!!!!
Shien: Where can we hide? *look around, no "hole" to hide. And there's only one window and one door*
Zeon: We can escape by jumping out of the window, we are kamis, I'm sure we will survive.
Shien: We are at the nth hundred floor.....
The footsteps were nearing...
Zeon: Well I don't care, just do something to cover all these up!!!!
Shien: Very well......
The door flew open
Homura: ...... what are the both of you doing.....?
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Meanwhile at where the Sanzo-ikkuo are now....
Goku: I'm..... mufff..... *Gojyo quickly cover Goku's mouth*
Goku: ERO!!!!!!!! MUFFFF!!!!!!! *Mouth still being covered*
Gojyo: *trying hard just to whisper* Baka saru u want to get hit by Sanzo's golden fan?
Goku: *mouth still covered, shook head repeatedly*
Gojyo: Then you better be quiet cause I don't want to get hit by that fan too.
Hakkai: Maa it's sure is real quiet today. Ne Sanzo?
Sanzo: Mh. *actually he was waiting for Goku and Gojyo to start a fight behind so he can use his golden fan again but.....*
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Homura's eyes were popping out...... slamming the door shut..... probably experience shock right now
Homura: *pant* sorry to interrupt the both of you.....*pant* .... *walk off*
What did Homura saw....? Shien on top of Zeon, ohh and that's not the only thing, their clothes..... well...... half way down.......
Zeon: *scream* I can't believe you did that!!!!!!!!
Shien: *sigh* but it work didn't it?
Zeon:.... Shien....?
Shien: Yes?
Zeon: ..... are you gay....?
Shien: .... ..... ...... .....
Zeon: .... ... .... .... .....
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The Sanzo-ikkou has finally arrived at a town of course with a lot of time Gojyo covering Goku's mouth when he was going to start bawling out loud. And Sanzo was twitching cos he was really itching to use his new fan. Anyway the first thing they did was to go to the nearby restaurant.....
After their meals......
Waitress: Sir here is the bill....
Sanzo: *without taking a glance at the bill dig into his pocket for his credit card*
After 5 minutes...........
Hakkai:.... Sanzo.....?
Sanzo:..... .... ..... *to waitress* can you come back later we might want to order a few more dishes.....
Waitress: *sensing something is amiss* very well.....
Goku: What's wrong Sanzo?
Sanzo: *gesture everyone to lean toward the middle of the table so he can speak softly* I lose my credit card.....
Hakkai, Gojyo, Goku: ..... .... .... .... .... ....
Goku, Gojyo: NANI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hakkai: How could that be? Sanzo are you sure you lost it, maybe u just misplace it?
Sanzo: *twitching* I only keep my credit card at one place and if its isn't there then its lost.
Goku: Now then how are we going to pay for the bill?
Gojyo: Whatever it is I think you better hurry cos the manager of this restaurant is coming over......
Everyone was getting panic when.... a man with red hair suddenly stopped the manager and it seem he had offered to pay for the Sanzo-ikkou's bill.
Gojyo: Hey.... isn't that Kougaiji?
Goku: Yeah, what's he doing here?
Hakkai: Maybe he's just passing by? *actually he was hoping to see Yanoe*
Sanzo:..... I don't like the look on his face.....
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Nii: Please~~~~~~~ Pretty Please~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lirin: No!! *chewing on her nth pork buns*
Nii: Can't I just take another look at those photos?
Lirin: No!!
Nii: Meanie.... why?
Lirin: Cos they belong to me and I decide who gets to see them.
Nii: Oh.... *disappointed look*
Lirin: Anyway I'm just borrowing them I'll need to return them.
Nii: Oh?
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It must have been 15 full minute since Zeon ask *that* question.
Zeon: .... .... .... .... Shien.....?
Shien: ... ... ... ... Yes... ... ...?
Zeon: ... ... ... ...about that question... ... ...
Shien: Ah... ... ... ...
Zeon: Forget it.... ... pretend that I never ask.
Shien: Oh.... ... ... ok... ... ... ...
Odd silence in the atmosphere.............
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Back to the Sanzo-ikkou
Sanzo: What do you want?
Kougaiji: That's not a very nice thing to say.... considering I just helped you a while back there.....
Kougaiji had made himself comfortable at the table. Everyone is waiting for an answer, its not like everyday when your enemy will suddenly popped out from nowhere and help foot your bill.
Gojyo: Well there is something you definitely want.
Kougaiji: Well........
Sanzo must be thinking of shooting Kougaiji, if not for Hakkai who kicked Sanzo's leg when he saw Sanzo reaching for his gun.
Kou: I want to borrow Goku..... for a while.....
Everyone: WHAT!!!!!!!
Goku: Me.....? Why.....?
Kou: Well just for a little while.......
Sanzo: *twitching* and what makes you think I'll let you have him Youkei!
Goku: *heart* *thinking* ohhh Sanzo you do care about me~~~~~~~~
Kou: Well let's just say I helped foot your bill, so.... ... ...
Sanzo: *slam table and jump up* I'm NOT letting you threaten me in this way, *point gun at Kougaiji's forehead* if you think you can make me, the great Sanzo give in, THINK again!!!!
Hakkai: *trying to pull Sanzo away* Sanzo.... please we are in public now..... *sweat dropping*
Gojyo: *helping Hakkai too* Yeah we don't want too much attention do we? *actually the whole restaurant is looking at them now*
Gojyo: Oi baka saru come help us!!! *look at Goku, who was apparently still blushing after hearing what Sanzo said*
Gojyo: *sweat drop* ... ... ...
Sanzo: *Push both Hakkai and Gojyo away* Ch!!!! Let's get away from this mad youkei!!!
Kou: Hey have you forgotten I pai..... *BANG*
The bullet missed Kou by only a few centimeters.
Kou: ....... its not the end.....
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Back to where Homura is now.....
Shien: *knock* Homura? *open door and take a peep*
Homura: What? *popped up from behind the door*
Shien: You were looking for us?
Homura: *who was obviously still recovering from his shock* yes...
Zeon: Your order?
Homura: We shall visit the Sanzo-ikkou today!
Shien: Hai hai.
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After the Homura-ikkou had left, a small figure entered their tower. Lirin was trying to sneak around and place the photos at the most unexpected place.
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back to where Sanzo-ikkou are now....
Since they had no money and Sanzo could only get his new credit card in the next town they could only camp outside. Sanzo was still feeling jumpy about what happened during the day he was not going to take any chances of letting Kougaiji taking Goku away from him, even for a little while.
Kougaiji: *hiding behind some trees* seems like everyone's alseep.... *put some nice smelling pork buns out in the open*
Kougaiji must have know that Goku has a very keen smell so he was hoping the pork buns could lure Goku to him.
Goku who was obviously still asleep started to have a dream of a pork buns heaven when everything is pork bun. And he started to sleep walk.
Kougaiji: Good good.... come to papa......
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Sanzo woke up to find Goku was missing, somehow he heard a small movement somewhere.
Homura: Hello there Konzen. We have come to take Goku.
Hakkai and Gojyo woke up as well.
Homura: So you better be prepare to hand him over or else.
Hakkai: Ne.... I hate to spoil everything but.... apparently Goku is missing.....
Homura: What!!!!
Sanzo: *run up and grab Homura's clothes* You took him didn't you, now give him back!!!!!!
Homura: What the hell are you talking about?
Hakkai: Maa maa I don't think this is a good time to fight.....
Sanzo: Well I don't care if its not you who will take him!!!!!
Homura: He's your pet, you should have keep a more watchful eye on him!!!!
Gojyo: *shaking head* obviously they are not listening.....
Hakkai: .... .... .... .... *suddenly notice something*
Homura and Sanzo were apparently still trying to rip each other apart when .... *THWACK THWACK*
Homura, Sanzo: OUCH THAT'S HURT!!!!!!!!!!!
Hakkai: .... *holding the big golden fan, but he's actually enjoying the hitting part*
Hakkai: *dodge one of Sanzo's bullet* Maa maa isn't it better if we just go look for Goku now.....?
Sanzo: *Grab fan back* Ch!
Gojyo, Zeon: *sweat dropping*
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Kou: .... you mean you never done it before?? *on top of Goku*
Goku: Uhhhh not that I remember......... *sweat drops*
Kou: Well..... it doesn't matter....
Goku: Ahhh!!!! Wait!!!! What are you doing?!!
GOKU!!!!!
Sanzo and Homura stumbled onto Kougaiji who was trying to stripped Goku.....
Kou: Uh oh.....
Sano & Homura: *twitching* HOW DARE YOU!!!!! *both ran forward and gave Kougaiji one big kick in the face*
(A.N: I'm sorry to all Kou's fans...... )
Kou: AHHHH!!!!!!!!! *saw the rest* RUNNNNNN
Goku: Waaaahhhhhh Sanzo!!!! *crying, run and grab hold of Sanzo*
Homura: *pout*
Sanzo: There there don't cry. *shoot a I win look at Homura*
The rest: *sweat dropping*
So in the end both Sanzo-ikkou and Homura-ikkou didn't end up fighting..... somehow..... maybe becos Goku won't let go of Sanzo......
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After being kicked by 2 very jealous men, Kougaiji at last made it back safe. Yanoe as usual is helping dress his wounds.....
Kou: ..... so both of them end up kicking me.....ouch..... Yanoe could you be more gently?
Yanoe: I'm sorry Kougaiji sama *apparently fuming*
Kou: Ouchie!
(A.N: Kou Kou you really pick the wrong person to be your listening ear.....)
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Back to Homura....
He was going to sit down on his throne when....
Homura: What's this...? *pick up the things on his throne*
Homura: *Eyes popped out* ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zeon: *hiding under Shien's bed* You sure he won't find me here....?
Shien: Don't worry. *grin*
Author's ending note: So do you all still want me to continue with this? Please review. ^_^
