heehee so the questions go on....
Summary: So.... is Shien gay? Did Sanzo use those arrows? here is the special edition parody which is actually more like the cast saying out some things to clear some misunderstanding abt us fans have abt them or so they think, it's only making it worse hahahaha
Disclaimer: I do not own Saiyuki
Rating PG-13
Warning: Lots of OOC and the usuals.....
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Why is Homura always the badie?
Homura: Oh why.... *sob* why does everyone always write me as such a bad villain in all those fanfics? *SOB*
Konzen: Becos you deserve it you idiot, going around in the anime saying you want Goku Goku.....
Homura: Konzen?
Konzen: What?
Homura: Have I ever tell you, you have the most beautiful eyes?
Konzen: No.....
Homura: Well..... you have lovely eyes *steal glances at Konzen*
Konzen: Ch' that saru beat you in saying that.
Homura: What!!
Konzen: And Homura....
Homura: Yes?
Konzen: Stop acting like a gay....
Homura: Why? What's wrong with that?
Konzen: Cos....
Homura: Cos I frigthen you?
Konzen: Sort of......and....
Homura: And?
*Behind Homura, Tenpou and Gaiden Goku, are all having the murderous look. *
Homura: *sweat drops*
Kanzeon: *appear* well if Konzen is not available, I'm always available for you *smirk*
Homura: *sweat dropping until its raining* AHHHHHHHHHHHH MUMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
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Is Shien gay?
Shien: ... ... ... ... ...
Hakkai: So?
Shien: What are you doing here?
Hakkai: Well someone will have to be in this section to get this story going, so I volunteer.
Shien: Where's the others?
Hakkai: Homura's in the other section *point* my pals are in another section *point* Zeon.... hmmmm I haven't seem him since this morning......
Shien: Oh?
Hakkai: So Shien are you ready to answer that *point above* question.
Shien: Well........... no......
Hakkai: Oh? Then why it took you so long to answer?
Shien: I'm just wondering should i just answer I want to be a typical yaoi fan girl....
Hakkai: oh.... but you're not a girl....
Shien: I can pass off as one if I let my hair down.
Hakkai: well someone once said I'm beautiful maybe we can try cross dressing one day.
Shien: Hey that's a good idea.
Hakkai: *heart* maybe we can fool everyone.
Shien:*excited* yeah yeah
So the both of them went on discussing what they should do, buy to get into cross dressing......
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Did Sanzo use those love arrows?
Gojyo: Come on admit it, you did.
Sanzo: For the last time I said I didn't.
Gojyo: Oh really I saw you hiding some of those arrows....
Sanzo: Ch, i didn't them!!!
Gojyo: So you did keep some
Sanzo: So?
Gojyo: But...... you didn't use them?
Sanzo: No.
Gojyo: Why?
Sanzo: Ch why do I need them anyway?
Gojyo: Well......
Sanzo: That saru is mine so I don't need any of those arrows.
Gojyo: Then why are you keeping them?
Sanzo: *smirk* So the next time I see that idiot Homura or that pathetic Kougaiji I'll shoot them with those arrows and make them face a cow or goat or even a tree.
Gojyo: Sanzo is so scary.....
Sanzo: That saru is mine and MINE ONLY!!!
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Why do everyone wants Goku?
Goku: I dunno.....
Kou: Cos he's irresistable.
Nii: Is it?
Konzen: He's always been like that since in the past....
Goku: Konzen? I thought you were in the other room?
Konzen: Well I was but.....
In the other room, Tenpou is trying to make pork chop out of Homura (remember a lot of doujinshi out there are abt Tenpou x Konzen so.....) Homura running and hidding, and Gaiden Goku has remove his limiter and is trying to bite Homura's head off.... Kanzeon is merely enjoying the show.......
Goku: Sou ka....
Kou: And he's cute, he's innocent, pure, beautiful, ..... *lost in his daydream*
Konzen: *took out one of those love arrow, shot Kou and make him turn toward Nii*
Kou: oh shit......
Nii: Oh goodie.
Doku: KOU!!!! *burst into room*....... *to find Nii on top of Kou and Kou can't seem to get enough of Nii*
Konzen and Goku had already left the room and went off elsewhere.....
Doku: *heart give way*
Yanoe: *pop out* what happen? *saw what's happening and faint*
Lirin: Hey what's all those noise?
Doku: *quickly push Lirin out as well as carry Yanoe out* Nothing!!!!!
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And where the hell is Zeon?
Kenren: Hey i think its alright to come out.
Zeon: Really?
Kenren: Yeah the truth is out, Shien is not gay, he's just interested in yaoi.
Zeon: Oh....
Kenren: So you don't have to be soooo afraid of him.
Zeon: Who says I'm afraid of him?
Kenren: Nobody, but you act like you are.
Zeon: Oh is it that obvious?
Kenren: Ask the fans?
Zeon:.... want a smoke?
Kenren: Sure. *grin*
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Okie I'm done wif this special parody hope everyone like it, please review ~~~~~~~~ to be continue~~~~~~~
