Author's opening rant: haha ..... I'm so sorry for the cliffhanger just that I really need time to decide what's the cure too..... Anyway don't worry the cure has nothing to do with..... ahem s** but then the cure..... hmmm read on but poor Nataku will have to endure for a while........ and yes Nataku's fans and Gojyo's fans pls don't kill me after reading this.....

Disclaimer: As before

Warning/Rating: As before

Pairing: ......

Summary: They got the cure....but how are they going to find the "ingredient"? Wait there's a plan B!! And the 4 stating their terms and condition to Nii what they won't do.

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Sanzo: And where in the world do you think we are going to find any smelling salt?

Hakkai: That's indeed the strangest cure I ever heard for a lust problem.....

Nii: Well like i said its simple.

Hakkai: Very simple indeed.....

Sanzo: *twitch* Nataku can you pls juz stop holding me I can't move and I can't sit at all!!!!

Nataku: But I love you~~~~

Hakkai and Nii: Sweatdrops....

Nataku: And no way you are going to make me swallow any smelling salts, they are already so smelly .... and I really love you~~~~~

Sanzo: *slap head*

Nii: Well if you can't make him swallow smelling salts, you can always go for a plan B.

Hakkai: Hmmmm ....... I believe a plan B will do?

Sanzo: I don't care what kind of plan B it is as long as it works.

Hakkai: Ah then I believe we'll need to wait for Gojyo to return.

Sanzo: ? what kind of plan B are you talking about?

Hakkai: *smile* a very obvious plan B isn't it Sanzo?

Sanzo: *stare at Nataku for a while, look up and grin evily* Ah..... I see.

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Gojyo: AH CHOO....someone thinking of me *chuckle*

Goku: Bless you.....

Gojyo: ?! *drop Goku on the floor* You're awake at last you baka saru, you're so heavy.

Goku: Who are you calling baka saru, you ero kappa!!

Gojyo: But what were you doing with Homura in a strip tease bar?

Goku: Strip tease bar?

Gojyo: *stare at Goku* nothing.... what were you doing with Homura anyway?

Goku: Uhh... drinking?

Gojyo: Yes yes i can see that but how?

Goku: *scratch head and ponder* hmmmm

Gojyo: ....

Goku: Ah!!!

Gojyo: *jump* what!!!

Goku: Sanzo accidentally shot a boy with the love arrows and then he was busy with the boy so Homura thought since he didn't have the mood to fight we might as well go for a drink....

Gojyo: *slap head* you really have a brain of a saru....

Goku: Who are you calling a saru!!!!!!

Gojyo: Can't you see Homura is up to no good what if he got you drunk and you know.....

Goku: Know what......

Gojyo: Well you know........

Goku: *look confused*

Gojyo: Oh forget it.

Goku: *still look confused*

Gojyo: *thinking* this saru should thank me if I haven't slip a pill into Homura's drink while he and Zeon weren't looking, this saru would have been the first to get drunk and who knows who Homura might do to him........

Goku: Ne... Gojyo you're turning red.....

Gojyo: Ah? It's hot......

Goku: ......

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Sanzo: I swear when I see the 2 of them I'll blow their brains away!!!

Hakkai: Ma ma Sanzo you should really watch your blood pressure and all the cigarettes you are smoking or your life will bound to get shorter with all the stress you are putting on yourself. *still the usual smiling Hakkai*

Sanzo: Stress? Won't you feel stress if there's this out of nowhere kid just keep holding you for 5 hours.... and with Nii here too.

Nii: Well I'm pretty harmless (for now) so you won't need to worry about me.

Hakkai: Sumimasen but what is it that you want us to do for you?

Nii: Well let's just get this boy cured first I'm a man of honor I won't ask for something before you all get what you want first.

Sanzo: Ch' *thinking* and what makes you think I'll keep my part of the deal.

Hakkai: Ah you're both back.

Gojyo: Nii!!!!!

Goku: What is he doing here!!!!!!

Hakkai: calm down he's here becos he's offering us a cure to that. *point to Sanzo's direction*

Gojyo: Ohhhh

Nataku: Ah Goku you're back~~~~~~~~ *run one hand still grabbing Sanzo the other quickly grabbed Goku...... you can imagine 3 people sandwich together*

Goku: Itaii!!!!!

Sanzo: ..... *blush*

Goku: uhhhh gomen ne Sanzo didn't mean to....... *sweat drop*

..... well Hakkai, Gojyo and Nii might NOT have seen it but when Sanzo, Goku and Nataku got sandwich together Goku's hand accidentally....... you know.......

Hakkai: ....... its getting worse than I thought, now with all 3 of them sandwich together it'll be more difficult to get Nataku cure......

Gojyo: .....*trying hard not to laugh out loud*

Hakkai: And I don't think Nataku is going to let go of Goku too.....

Nataku: Goku I miss you so so so sooooooooo much~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *try to rub cheek with Goku*

Sanzo: *push Nataku's head away* What do you think you're trying to do?

Nataku: *blink* Oh.... I can rub cheek with you if you want too.

Goku: Ahhhhh!!! How can you do that to Sanzo????

Nataku: *look at Goku* I won't mind sharing, I hope you won't mind too~~~~~~

Sanzo: *blush and slap head*

Nii: I think you better solve this before Sanzo sama going to start shooting.

Hakkai: Hai.... Gojyo I need your help.

Gojyo: Hai what is the cure?

Hakkai: Well......

Gojyo: Well?

Hakkai: Well..... I need something from you.......

Gojyo: ....what......? *starting to get suspicious*

Hakkai: Uhh..... it's kind of personal.......

Gojyo:...... *turning red with all the dirty thoughts* well just say it we don't have time for this!

Hakkai: *sigh* very well but promise me you won't be angry....

Gojyo: OK ok just get on with it.

Hakkai: I need your socks.

Gojyo: My socks??!! Now why is that personal?!

Hakkai: Well cause we need something that smell like smelling salts and I believe your socks are the closest we have to it cause you have the habit of not checking your socks regularly....

Gojyo: I do change them!!

Hakkai: yes yes I know but 6 month once.......

Gojyo: ....... alright alright. *take out socks, .... and nearby plants started writhing....* are my socks really that smelly? Strangely none of the women I slept with ever complain about me having smelly feet.....

Hakkai: That's because I believe you always take a shower before your activity don't you Gojyo? *smile*

Gojyo: Uhhh........ ok *changing topic* now what are we going to do?

Nii: Well you have to put it into Nataku's mouth.

Gojyo: What?! *look at Hakkai*

Hakkai: Yes I believe this is the only way.....

Gojyo: But how? With Goku and Sanzo there I'll have them trying to kill me later because of the bad smell.

Hakkai: Well its better than having Sanzo going mad because he got a "kola bear" on him.

Gojyo: ...... But how are you going to get Nataku to ....

Hakkai: Well I do have a plan..... but I'm not sure if it'll work.

Gojyo: Whatever it is you better do it fast!

Hakkai: Very well.

Hakkai walked over to the 3 sandwich people, whisper something into Sanzo's ear, walked behind Nataku, cover his eyes and at the same time Sanzo pinch Nataku's nose and Hakkai forced the sock into Nataku's mouth.

A few minute of silence......

Nataku: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIKE!!!!!!!!!PUKE PUKE PUKE COUGH COUGH!!!!!!!!!

Sanzo: That was really awful......

Hakkai: Well at least he let go....

Goku: What was that anyway, it stinks!

Hakkai: That is ....*mouth got cover by Gojyo from behind*

Goku: *went over to Nataku who was puking at a nearby tree* are you alright?

Nataku: *weakly* I feel sick...... I think..... I better be off I can't even stand straight.... Goku I'll come look for you some other time......... *disappear*

Hakkai: Well at least he's cured.

Sanzo: How do you know?

Hakkai: Well if he isn't do you think he'll just stand there, i believe he'll still continue to hug you non-stop.

Sanzo..........

Nii: Ahh since you have your cure now are you ready to "pay" me?

All 4 stared at Nii for a while......

Sanzo: Wait we need to do some discussion first.......

Nii:.... very well....

All 4 ran aside and started discussing....

Gojyo: You think we can trust him?

Hakkai: Well his cure did work didn't it?

Goku: So are we going to do what he's going to ask us?

Sanzo: I am definitely not going to.

Hakkai: But if he hasn't pop up Nataku will still be hanging onto you.....

Gojyo: But who knows what Nii want?

Goku: I smell a rat.

Everyone look at Goku

Sanzo: Must be Gojyo's socks.

Gojyo: Hey how did you know that smelly thing is my sock?

Sanzo: Well I can see its a sock no doubt and who's socks are red in colour anyway? Not mine (mine is black) not Goku's definitely (Since he never have the habit of wearing anyway) and do you honestly think I'll believe Hakkai's socks will stink?

Hakkai: Maa maa we are out of topic here...

Nii: *calling from behind* Are you all done yet?

Hakkai: *call back* No, a few more minutes.

Gojyo: So are we doing or not?

The rest: ..............

Sanzo: *turned around and face Nii* Very well we'll do what you want....

Gojyo: But we have our terms and conditions....

Nii: Oh? That's interesting, I'm listening.

Goku: Nothing illegal, nothing that will make us lose out lives....

Hakkai: And yes no yaoi.....

Sanzo, Gojyo and Goku stared at Hakkai who is still smiling.

hakkai: Meaning we won't do "those" sort of things.

Nii: Oh you don't need to worry I have better taste. *snicker*

Gojyo: *almost fuming* *said softly* what does he mean? Is he actually saying we aren't good looking enough?!

Sanzo: *softly* don't get tricked.

Hakkai: *softly back* No no i believe he's just trying to say we aren't his types.

Goku: *softly too* what are you all talking about?

Hakkai: Nothing..... *smile*

Sanzo: Alright name it.

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back in heaven

Kanzeon: You look awful.

Nataku: Who won't after having something so smelly in my mouth....

Kanzeon: Well at least you're cured.

Nataku: I think I'll just continue to lie down for a few more days.....

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To be continue

Author ending rants: Ok.... I'm not trying to be an evil person here leaving a cliffhanger again but honestly I have not thought up what Nii will want so... I'm still thinking about what he'll request from the Sanzo ikkuo. Anyway Nataku's fans and Gojyo's fans, I sincerely apologize for making fun of Nataku and Gojyo so badly in this chapter, hope you all will forgive me.... *bow lowly*