A/N - Wow. You guys actually liked this one. LOL I thought it was horrible. Well, that shows how much of a pessimist I am. I got a lot of response. 5 reviews!

Booklover139 (Booklover139@yahoo.com) -

I'm extremely flattered that you want to put my story on a website. Please, by all means do, as long as you won't plagiarize or claim it as your own, in which case I will get extremely upset.

Ahem-

I feel bad for the teacup, too, but as I was writing, that picture just came into my head and I started laughing hysterically.

Incrediblecuznz -

I agree, there isn't a lot of parody. That's why I'm doing this!

Sandra Athrenael -

Oh you know I love you! Is your enemy's name really Aurora? *evil smile* I promise to e-mail you. (Sure she does.)