Sometimes it's good not to know the Truth
Disclaimer: I don't own HP I don't own the HP movie, now you can't sue me!
You wanna know how Warner Bros. really found the actors and actresses to play in Harry Potter?
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Chapter 1: Warner Bros. Meet
On some day in 1999 or 2000 a bunch of dudes dressed up in suits and ties and directors sat at a long table. All had a cup of coffee, all had a bunch of papers in front of them and all of them seemed boring, well the directors weren't just the business people.
"People-" said a man unenthusiastically who sat at the head of the table. The boring business people kept talking to one another and the directors sat in their chairs and kept eating their donuts and drinking their coffee. The man at the head of the table sighed loudly.
"PEOPLE!" He said very rudely but with no enthusiasm still. But still, no one heard him.
"PEOPLE IF YOU DON'T LISTEN UP I WILL TAKE YOUR CEL PHONES!" The man screamed with all his rage and anger.
Immediately everyone in the room was paying attention to the man.
"We need more money." The headman said now with no more enthusiasm (must have used it all). He didn't explain why they needed money or how they were going to get money. "I pay all of you to think of movie ideas. So does anyone have any suggestions?"
A skinny lean man who sat four seats away from the headman raised his hand timidly.
"What Krinsky?" The boss asked a bit annoyed.
"Well, I was thinking maybe we could make a movie called. 'The Pirates Of The Caribbean' and-" Krinsky said but his boss cut him off.
"I am not going to make some lame-o movie like that!" The boss spat. "Besides Warner Bros. has better things to do besides make a kiddy movie about pirates-"
A handsome brunette woman raised her hand politely.
"Speak Laura" The boss said with a bored and dull face, who was now clicking his pen over and over again.
"Harry Potter!" She said happily as she smiled.
"Harry Potter?" The boss repeated.
"Yes Mr. Boss, Harry Potter! Children love the book JK Rowling has wrote and they would definitely want to see the movie! It's a wonderful fantasy that-"
"WE ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT HARRY POTTER!" Mr. Boss screamed to Laura. " YOU ARE FIRED!"
"But, my children love the books and so do there friends and I just thought- " Laura tried to explain
"WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG! NO ONE IS GOING TO WANT TO MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT HARVEY POOPER!" Mr. Boss snarled to her. Laura looked like she was about to burst in tears.
"I'll make a movie about Harry Potter." Said a shady character dressed as some dude from the 1400's. He stood up and walked over to Mr. Boos
"Who are you?" Mr. Boss asked looking at the man's horrible and WAY out of style clothing.
"I'm Chris," Said Chris. "Chris Columbus and I-"
"I'm not letting you." Mr. Boss said who was now filing his nails.
"Then I'll go to Disney if you don't let me!" Chris said slyly. Mr. Boss froze.
"Damn those Disney people." Mr. Boss muttered. "Fine, your getting the actors and actresses your hiring the crew, you're hiring all the technical stuff people and I'm leaving for my spa!" Mr. Boss said getting up, grabbing his suitcase and walking out the door of the meeting room.
Chris stood next to Mr. Boss' empty chair for a few moments. "Well then! Wish me luck!" Chris said walking out the same door Mr. Boss just exited.
The business people and the other remaining directors sat in their seats staring at the door Chris had exited from and then they all started gossiping with each other.
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OK I promise the next Chapter will be more entertaining and longer! We will be meeting a famous actor in it too! ^-^ OK time to review now! CHOP CHOP!
Disclaimer: I don't own HP I don't own the HP movie, now you can't sue me!
You wanna know how Warner Bros. really found the actors and actresses to play in Harry Potter?
* * *
Chapter 1: Warner Bros. Meet
On some day in 1999 or 2000 a bunch of dudes dressed up in suits and ties and directors sat at a long table. All had a cup of coffee, all had a bunch of papers in front of them and all of them seemed boring, well the directors weren't just the business people.
"People-" said a man unenthusiastically who sat at the head of the table. The boring business people kept talking to one another and the directors sat in their chairs and kept eating their donuts and drinking their coffee. The man at the head of the table sighed loudly.
"PEOPLE!" He said very rudely but with no enthusiasm still. But still, no one heard him.
"PEOPLE IF YOU DON'T LISTEN UP I WILL TAKE YOUR CEL PHONES!" The man screamed with all his rage and anger.
Immediately everyone in the room was paying attention to the man.
"We need more money." The headman said now with no more enthusiasm (must have used it all). He didn't explain why they needed money or how they were going to get money. "I pay all of you to think of movie ideas. So does anyone have any suggestions?"
A skinny lean man who sat four seats away from the headman raised his hand timidly.
"What Krinsky?" The boss asked a bit annoyed.
"Well, I was thinking maybe we could make a movie called. 'The Pirates Of The Caribbean' and-" Krinsky said but his boss cut him off.
"I am not going to make some lame-o movie like that!" The boss spat. "Besides Warner Bros. has better things to do besides make a kiddy movie about pirates-"
A handsome brunette woman raised her hand politely.
"Speak Laura" The boss said with a bored and dull face, who was now clicking his pen over and over again.
"Harry Potter!" She said happily as she smiled.
"Harry Potter?" The boss repeated.
"Yes Mr. Boss, Harry Potter! Children love the book JK Rowling has wrote and they would definitely want to see the movie! It's a wonderful fantasy that-"
"WE ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT HARRY POTTER!" Mr. Boss screamed to Laura. " YOU ARE FIRED!"
"But, my children love the books and so do there friends and I just thought- " Laura tried to explain
"WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG! NO ONE IS GOING TO WANT TO MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT HARVEY POOPER!" Mr. Boss snarled to her. Laura looked like she was about to burst in tears.
"I'll make a movie about Harry Potter." Said a shady character dressed as some dude from the 1400's. He stood up and walked over to Mr. Boos
"Who are you?" Mr. Boss asked looking at the man's horrible and WAY out of style clothing.
"I'm Chris," Said Chris. "Chris Columbus and I-"
"I'm not letting you." Mr. Boss said who was now filing his nails.
"Then I'll go to Disney if you don't let me!" Chris said slyly. Mr. Boss froze.
"Damn those Disney people." Mr. Boss muttered. "Fine, your getting the actors and actresses your hiring the crew, you're hiring all the technical stuff people and I'm leaving for my spa!" Mr. Boss said getting up, grabbing his suitcase and walking out the door of the meeting room.
Chris stood next to Mr. Boss' empty chair for a few moments. "Well then! Wish me luck!" Chris said walking out the same door Mr. Boss just exited.
The business people and the other remaining directors sat in their seats staring at the door Chris had exited from and then they all started gossiping with each other.
* * *
OK I promise the next Chapter will be more entertaining and longer! We will be meeting a famous actor in it too! ^-^ OK time to review now! CHOP CHOP!
