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Name: Ms. Parker. That's all you're getting. Deal with it.
Nicknames: Ms. P, Angel, and Ice Queen
Job: Huntress of hell
Dream Job: Anything but what I do now.
What you're good at: Scaring Broots
Special Talents: Pissing people off and frightening them at the same time.
*Current family members, list one attribute for each that applies*
Mother: I'm not going into it.
Father: Scheming liar
Sister: None that I know of.
Brother: Psychotic maniac
Son and/or daughter: None, and its staying that way.
Favorite family member: I hate them all.
Friends: Broots and Sydney. Not sure if Wonder Boy counts.
Where did you grow up? : The Underworld.
Where do you live? : In a small pathetic town that keeps more secrets from people than Bill Clinton.
Where would you like to live? : A secluded tropical beach
Greatest fear: I have no fears. But I am other people's greatest fear.
Biggest Obsession: Jarod
Strange habits and/or activities: Digging up family member's graves, trying to kill my brother, hunting down my old crush… that sort of thing.
Scariest thing you've done or seen: Nothing scary, but I have seen my evil twin eat what I think was human flesh. He's a psycho, what did you expect?
Favorite Star Wars character: What the hell is Star Wars? Do I look like a hopeless and pathetic geek?
Favorite food: I hardly eat at all.
Favorite song: "I Will Be Your Hero"
Favorite quote: "The cynics are right nine times out of ten." ---Henry Louis Mencken
First love: The lab rat. But it's over now. Gone, dead, poof. I care nothing for him. I swear. I don't like him at all. Not one bit. I no longer love him. I don't. I'm not in denial, I'm telling the truth. Believe me damnit!
Three things/people you hate: My brother, Raines, and my life.
Secret fantasy: To kill my brother.
Weapon of choice: .44 magnum. The only friend I'll ever need.
Goal in life: To get out of the Centre
Believer in aliens: No.
Worst thing you've ever done: Shooting at my brother and missing.
Best secret you know: I find out new ones daily, and none of them are good.
What mythical creature best describes you? : Siren
What are your morals? : Don't get in my way.
If you could go anywhere right now, where would it be? : Cancun. Far, far, away from here.
If you could be a cartoon character, who would you be and why? : I don't watch cartoons.
If you could kill anybody and get away with it, who would it be? : My brother obviously.
Who is least likely to respond to this e-mail? : Broots. He's a coward. There is no other explanation needed.
