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Name: Lyle Parker, or Bobby Bowman. Whichever you prefer. Though I do recommend the former, because I won't kill you right off for saying it.

Nicknames: I have received no nicknames, because most people are smart enough not to try and give me one.

Job: Agent of every child's worst nightmare

Dream Job: Head of the Centre, ruler of the world, whichever comes first.

What you're good at: Frightening people.

Special Talents: I have many…(grin)  : )

*Current family members, list one attribute for each that applies*

Mother: None.

Father: Untrustworthy and a bit blind.

Sister: Cold but magnificently beautiful

Brother: None at the moment, but Bridgett might change that…

Son and/or daughter: Neither.

Favorite family member: I'd have to say my sister. Not for her attitude of course, but her body is another matter.

Friends: Speak English please.

Where did you grow up? : In a secluded town under two false parents who locked me in a shed. I know, childhood sucks huh?

Where do you live? :  Delaware

Where would you like to live? : The White house.

Greatest fear: I fear nothing.

Biggest Obsession: Asian women.

Strange habits and/or activities: Cannibalism, murder, electroshock torture on a certain pretender…nothing special.

Scariest thing you've done or seen: I've yet to see anything. But things I've done have been known to cause others to either vomit or run away screaming.

Favorite Star Wars character: Darth Maul

Favorite food: Look at my tattoo and take a wild guess…

Favorite song: I like Pink Floyd's songs.

Favorite quote: "Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you." --- Carl Gustav Jung

First love: Love is a pointless emotion.

Three things/people you hate: Jarod, his cause, and my stepfather

Secret fantasy: I have quite a few. Most involving my sister, handcuffs, and duct tape.

Weapon of choice: Long knife.

Goal in life: To rule the Centre and capture Jarod.

Believer in aliens: Sure, why not?

Worst thing you've ever done: I'll let you use your imagination.

Best secret you know: If I told you it wouldn't be a secret now would it?

What are your morals? : Help me: live. Oppose me: die. Piss me off: die. I get bored: you still might die.

What mythical creature best describes you? : Gargoyle

If you could go anywhere right now, where would it be? : Jarod's latest hideout

If you could be a cartoon character, who would you be and why? : Anybody with a big gun, and an even larger army.

If you could kill anybody and get away with it, who would it be? : My father. It's nothing personal, but he's the one in power.

Who is least likely to respond to this e-mail? : I don't really intend on sending this to anyone.