Rose: Anything you can do, I can do better! I can do anything better then
you!
Raiden: No you cant!
Rose: Yes I can! Anything you can do I can do better, I can do anything better then you!
Raiden: No you cant!
Rose: Yes I can!
Raiden: No you cant!
Rose: Yes I can!
Raiden: No you cant!
Rose: Yes I caaaaaaaaaaaa. . .
*gunshot*
*Raiden blows smoke from his Socom*
Anyway... onto the pointless fic!
Metal Gear Solid 2 1/2: INSIDE THE BIG SHELL! RAIDEN FOUND STILLMAN AND SUCH. They talk, etc. etc., and I'll just start here.
Pliskin: Lets see if that sensor works.
Stillman: k.
*Stillman switchs on Sensor*
Raiden: What's that icky green stuff?
Stillman: Hell if I know. Fatman always liked to use this perfume from Victoria Secrets, so that may be it. Now... I've established a linkup with your radar so be sure you don't get caught, or it'll jam... or something. Hell, you dudes are the stealth experts, you figure it out.
*Pliskin takes coolant and Sensor A*
Pliskin: Kid, this place is all yours, I'll take care of Shell 1
Raiden: Uh.. We're in Shell 1?
Pliskin: Uh.. Shell 2. Yeah, I ment Shell 2. Now Raiden, this is the coolant spray, just because you have an ungodly amount of it doesn' t mean you can go sticking it up your ass every now and then. Just because it has that nozzle that'll screw up somewhere dirty doesn't mean... !
Raiden: Got it!
Pliskin: Uh.. Petey, you stay here.
Stillman: k, I'll be chillin' in the pantry.
Pliskin: Take care, semper fi, live long and prosper, nano-nano
*Pliskin leaves*
Stillman: ...That man is no SEAL
Raiden: No shat sherlock! Any man who talks like my grandmother isn't a SEAL
Stillman: Your grandmother was a SEAL?
Raiden: Of course! You know you can see her in action in demo mode?
Stillman: Demo mode?
Raiden: Omg! You haven't played Substance? If you haven't you should! Raiden is a streaker in that one too!
Stillman: Is he now?
Raiden: Yes! He's got buns of steel!
Stillman: Looks like I'll have to check it out... Wait, what am I talking about! Get to work on those C4!
*Raiden leaves the room and codec calls*
Pliskin: How you doing, kid?
Raiden: Snake! Where've you been?
Pliskin: ... Snake died.
Raiden: Oh yeah, that's later in the game.
Pliskin: Yeah, duh.
Raiden: Were you really a SEAL?
Pliskin: ...maybe.
Raiden: Is Vamp a bisexual?
Pliskin: Yep, he was the lover of Military Commando: David Hayter
Raiden: David Hayter? Isn't that...?
Pliskin: So you noticed... not bad for a rookie.
Raiden: It can't be...! The President?!
Pliskin: What! No! He's the voice actor!
Raiden: I wanna have a voice like that! Switch!
*voices get mixed around*
Raiden(Snake voice): Yeah, now that's better... Pliskin?
Pliskin: Does this uniform make me look fat?
Raiden: ...why do you sound like Rose?
Pliskin: We never talk anymore! Am I not good enough for you!? Where are your clothes?
Raiden: Whoa.. I'm naked... Guess I took 'em off when I wasn't looking.
Pliskin: What an ass! Shake it baby!
Raiden: Where are you, Pliskin?
Pliskin: Where I can see ya!
*codec goes off*
Raiden: Hold on, I'm getting another call.*
Rose: Jack, do you remember the day we met?
Raiden: Solidus?!
Rose: ... maybe. Damn I feel like a woman! Look at my breasts... they're even bigger now! Hell, I don't even need the suit for this incredible feat!
Raiden: Look, I'm naked, I've been shot at, had gernades thrown at me, blown away by a harrier, slipped on bird shit, pissed on by a soldier, and cheated death on a skateboard! This is NOT MY DAY!
Rose: No you haven't...
Raiden: Well that's what the script says! How should I know, I just work here!
Rose: Just answer the f*ckin' question, dammit!
Raiden: Rose, when I get back... I'll tell you everything.
Rose: Whoa, my butt! That baby is huge too! er... Is that... a proposal?
Raiden: No. Oh, and Rose? It's not as big as you think
Rose: ...what!
*Codec goes off*
Raiden: No you cant!
Rose: Yes I can! Anything you can do I can do better, I can do anything better then you!
Raiden: No you cant!
Rose: Yes I can!
Raiden: No you cant!
Rose: Yes I can!
Raiden: No you cant!
Rose: Yes I caaaaaaaaaaaa. . .
*gunshot*
*Raiden blows smoke from his Socom*
Anyway... onto the pointless fic!
Metal Gear Solid 2 1/2: INSIDE THE BIG SHELL! RAIDEN FOUND STILLMAN AND SUCH. They talk, etc. etc., and I'll just start here.
Pliskin: Lets see if that sensor works.
Stillman: k.
*Stillman switchs on Sensor*
Raiden: What's that icky green stuff?
Stillman: Hell if I know. Fatman always liked to use this perfume from Victoria Secrets, so that may be it. Now... I've established a linkup with your radar so be sure you don't get caught, or it'll jam... or something. Hell, you dudes are the stealth experts, you figure it out.
*Pliskin takes coolant and Sensor A*
Pliskin: Kid, this place is all yours, I'll take care of Shell 1
Raiden: Uh.. We're in Shell 1?
Pliskin: Uh.. Shell 2. Yeah, I ment Shell 2. Now Raiden, this is the coolant spray, just because you have an ungodly amount of it doesn' t mean you can go sticking it up your ass every now and then. Just because it has that nozzle that'll screw up somewhere dirty doesn't mean... !
Raiden: Got it!
Pliskin: Uh.. Petey, you stay here.
Stillman: k, I'll be chillin' in the pantry.
Pliskin: Take care, semper fi, live long and prosper, nano-nano
*Pliskin leaves*
Stillman: ...That man is no SEAL
Raiden: No shat sherlock! Any man who talks like my grandmother isn't a SEAL
Stillman: Your grandmother was a SEAL?
Raiden: Of course! You know you can see her in action in demo mode?
Stillman: Demo mode?
Raiden: Omg! You haven't played Substance? If you haven't you should! Raiden is a streaker in that one too!
Stillman: Is he now?
Raiden: Yes! He's got buns of steel!
Stillman: Looks like I'll have to check it out... Wait, what am I talking about! Get to work on those C4!
*Raiden leaves the room and codec calls*
Pliskin: How you doing, kid?
Raiden: Snake! Where've you been?
Pliskin: ... Snake died.
Raiden: Oh yeah, that's later in the game.
Pliskin: Yeah, duh.
Raiden: Were you really a SEAL?
Pliskin: ...maybe.
Raiden: Is Vamp a bisexual?
Pliskin: Yep, he was the lover of Military Commando: David Hayter
Raiden: David Hayter? Isn't that...?
Pliskin: So you noticed... not bad for a rookie.
Raiden: It can't be...! The President?!
Pliskin: What! No! He's the voice actor!
Raiden: I wanna have a voice like that! Switch!
*voices get mixed around*
Raiden(Snake voice): Yeah, now that's better... Pliskin?
Pliskin: Does this uniform make me look fat?
Raiden: ...why do you sound like Rose?
Pliskin: We never talk anymore! Am I not good enough for you!? Where are your clothes?
Raiden: Whoa.. I'm naked... Guess I took 'em off when I wasn't looking.
Pliskin: What an ass! Shake it baby!
Raiden: Where are you, Pliskin?
Pliskin: Where I can see ya!
*codec goes off*
Raiden: Hold on, I'm getting another call.*
Rose: Jack, do you remember the day we met?
Raiden: Solidus?!
Rose: ... maybe. Damn I feel like a woman! Look at my breasts... they're even bigger now! Hell, I don't even need the suit for this incredible feat!
Raiden: Look, I'm naked, I've been shot at, had gernades thrown at me, blown away by a harrier, slipped on bird shit, pissed on by a soldier, and cheated death on a skateboard! This is NOT MY DAY!
Rose: No you haven't...
Raiden: Well that's what the script says! How should I know, I just work here!
Rose: Just answer the f*ckin' question, dammit!
Raiden: Rose, when I get back... I'll tell you everything.
Rose: Whoa, my butt! That baby is huge too! er... Is that... a proposal?
Raiden: No. Oh, and Rose? It's not as big as you think
Rose: ...what!
*Codec goes off*
