what's the result?
disclaimer:i may not own Inuyasha or Kagome. :(
But I do own Yuki (my slave) :) so back off or I'll cut
you!!!!!!!!!!!
mai:today on what's the result? we will find the result
of a half-demon and a mortal mating.so lets meet the
father.Inuyasha come on out {comes out} so was it
coolto have sex with a mortal?
inuyasha:how the f*** did i get here? where the f*** is
kagome and yuki?
mai:oh shut the f*** up and sit down.you'll see them after
answering a few questions.
inuyasha:like h*** i am! i'm not answering any questions!
now tell me where the f*** are you holding kagome and
yuki!?
mai:oh shut the f*** up,kagome is right there and yuki {
laughs evily} is my hostage { laughs more evily and louder}
inuyasha & kagome:WHAT THE H*** DID YOU SAY!?{ inuyasha
starts drawing his sword}
mai:i wouldn't do that {pushes a button and a screen appears}
if you want your daughter alive.{laughs evily}
yuki:please help me fat....{ mouth is covered by duct tape}
inuyasha:YUKI!where the h*** is she!?
mai:oh don't p*** yourself,she's just backstage so sit your
a** down and shut the f*** up.
inuyasha:fine what do i have to do to get her back?
mai:hmmmm....how 'bout you act like a chicken.
inuyasha:H*** NO!!!!!!
mai:fine then {snaps fingers & two men appear} do it or else yuki
will not live to see 16 {glaring at inuyasha} it's up to you,so choose:
act like a chicken or lose your ONLY daughter!
inuyasha:fine i'll make this quick,hold on yuki {starts walking and
clucking like a chicken}
mai:{rolling on the ground laughing}i've never seen a half-chicken-
half-demon before.
inuyasha:{stopping}what did you call me {once again pulling out his
sword} you want to say that again!?
mai:did you really want to do that {snaps fingers} you know what happens
if you do that!
inuyasha:{putting his sword away} just give yuki back to me.
mai:{snaps fingers & sighs} fine here's yuki.
inuyasha:don't you ever touch or go near yuki again {leaves}
mai:{yelling} yeah yeah whatever {then sticks out tongue}
kagome:hey do i ever get to talk?
mai:NO NEVER {laughs evily}
kagome:{crying} but why not ? i want to talk!
mai:because it's my show and i HATE YOU! {points and laughs at kagome}
so get the f*** out you f****** hoe!
kagome:{running out crying}you're SO MEAN!i'll have inuyasha kill you!!!
mai:{still laughing}yeah whatever.that concludes our show today.and on our
next show we'll have the result of a beast-warrior (red XIII) and a ancient(
aeris).so until next time STAY FREAKISHLY WEIRD!bye now!
this story is (comepletely)pointless.i think i was (really & comepletely)
bored and wanted to post a story!this is my first fanfic.so please be nice
and R&R.PPPPPLLLLLEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
disclaimer:i may not own Inuyasha or Kagome. :(
But I do own Yuki (my slave) :) so back off or I'll cut
you!!!!!!!!!!!
mai:today on what's the result? we will find the result
of a half-demon and a mortal mating.so lets meet the
father.Inuyasha come on out {comes out} so was it
coolto have sex with a mortal?
inuyasha:how the f*** did i get here? where the f*** is
kagome and yuki?
mai:oh shut the f*** up and sit down.you'll see them after
answering a few questions.
inuyasha:like h*** i am! i'm not answering any questions!
now tell me where the f*** are you holding kagome and
yuki!?
mai:oh shut the f*** up,kagome is right there and yuki {
laughs evily} is my hostage { laughs more evily and louder}
inuyasha & kagome:WHAT THE H*** DID YOU SAY!?{ inuyasha
starts drawing his sword}
mai:i wouldn't do that {pushes a button and a screen appears}
if you want your daughter alive.{laughs evily}
yuki:please help me fat....{ mouth is covered by duct tape}
inuyasha:YUKI!where the h*** is she!?
mai:oh don't p*** yourself,she's just backstage so sit your
a** down and shut the f*** up.
inuyasha:fine what do i have to do to get her back?
mai:hmmmm....how 'bout you act like a chicken.
inuyasha:H*** NO!!!!!!
mai:fine then {snaps fingers & two men appear} do it or else yuki
will not live to see 16 {glaring at inuyasha} it's up to you,so choose:
act like a chicken or lose your ONLY daughter!
inuyasha:fine i'll make this quick,hold on yuki {starts walking and
clucking like a chicken}
mai:{rolling on the ground laughing}i've never seen a half-chicken-
half-demon before.
inuyasha:{stopping}what did you call me {once again pulling out his
sword} you want to say that again!?
mai:did you really want to do that {snaps fingers} you know what happens
if you do that!
inuyasha:{putting his sword away} just give yuki back to me.
mai:{snaps fingers & sighs} fine here's yuki.
inuyasha:don't you ever touch or go near yuki again {leaves}
mai:{yelling} yeah yeah whatever {then sticks out tongue}
kagome:hey do i ever get to talk?
mai:NO NEVER {laughs evily}
kagome:{crying} but why not ? i want to talk!
mai:because it's my show and i HATE YOU! {points and laughs at kagome}
so get the f*** out you f****** hoe!
kagome:{running out crying}you're SO MEAN!i'll have inuyasha kill you!!!
mai:{still laughing}yeah whatever.that concludes our show today.and on our
next show we'll have the result of a beast-warrior (red XIII) and a ancient(
aeris).so until next time STAY FREAKISHLY WEIRD!bye now!
this story is (comepletely)pointless.i think i was (really & comepletely)
bored and wanted to post a story!this is my first fanfic.so please be nice
and R&R.PPPPPLLLLLEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
