I own the world. Inuyasha is part of the world. Therefore I own Inuyasha.
Admiral: "You all must excuse my lack of updates. I have been quite busy, but I finally got a bit more done. I went to Canada this last week. Interesting place it is. For one, it is a hell of a lot cleaner and cooler than Houston is. Just to get away from the 110-degree weather and 90% humidity was almost like heaven. Unfortunately for me, I went with my family, meaning I got drug around to see all the "pretty sights". What a bunch of bull. A but load of walking just to see rocks. If I wanted to see rocks, I'd turn on the nature shows. This means my plans for writing all that week went down the drain. If only this laptop's battery wire thing hadn't of broke, I might have gotten some good writing in on those long drives. Such is my luck. I got bits and pieces done though. I learned a valuable lesson about writing… The best place for it is where no one can fuck with you. At least I got to see a grizzly up close and personal while I was in Banff."
Admiral: "Here is the next exciting installment of... of... Lines please..."
Stage director: "Mind over Matter." *cough* "yah idiot" *cough*
Admiral: "I heard that. Anyway, here is the next exciting installment of Mind over Matter. There I said it."
Stage director: "As if it wasn't the hardest line in the Universe."
Admiral: "Hey, I just finished a big ass rant. What do you expect?"
Stage director: "I don't know. Just for you to remember the title to your own damn fic, maybe."
Admiral: "Piss off. I've been busy. Trying to fix this small problem I wrote myself into is no small task either. It didn't come out quite the way I wanted it to, but I will move on."
Director: "Cut the chatter people, I have a movie to make."
Admiral: "Shut up. I am the writer. I make the rules. Not you."
Director: "Bu..."
Admiral: "Ah!"
Director: "But.."
Admiral: "Shh!"
Director: "I..."
Admiral: "Zip it!"
Director: "Ah, fuck it. Have it your way."
Admiral: "That's better! On with the fic!"
Readers: "Finally!"
Admiral: "What? You thought we would go on forever?"
Readers: "Yes!"
Admiral: "Some faith you have. On with fic..."
Mind over Matter
Part 2: Open Your Eyes
Chapter 13 - A Grim Future
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Back in the well, the two climb out.
"Oh, and by the way my name is."
"Mine's Kagome. Kagome Higurashi."
"I guess I'll see you in school tomorrow."
"Yeah, sure." Kagome was exhausted. With everything that was happening to her lately, she was running out of energy.
"You looked tired."
"I am tired."
"You should get some rest."
Kagome nodded her head in agreement. She waved goodbye and headed straight for her room. Her mom said something as she passed by, but she was too tired to notice. She plopped right down on her bed and passed off into a dreamless sleep.
In a dark office somewhere Mental sat thinking. There weren't many spiritual contacts in this time period, so he couldn't cause more pain through dreams. 'Oh well.' He was looking at records from the school. "What do we have here?" Mental pulled out a sheet concerning a certain teacher at Kagome's high school. "Hmm, I bet he will turn. He already has a history. He will fall, and Kagome will be in for more torture. Kukuku...
~~~
It was pure torture. Inuyasha knew he had been pinned, but this was not at all like it was when Kikyou pinned him. He was still conscious. He couldn't believe it. Kagome had pinned him back to the tree. 'My sweet little Kagome... how... could she...' Inuyasha lifted his face from the cold stone floor. He didn't know what to feel. Hate, pain, and confusion bubbled up and mixed, confusing the hell out of Inuyasha, who was only used to simple emotions, like frustration and anger. When his eyes came back into focus he found himself in a damp cold room, with dark halls leading that knows where. He got up off the ground and swayed a little, still groggy from the arrow. 'Just where the hell am I?' Inuyasha started of in the direction of one of the halls, when a dark figure emerged from an opposite hall.
"I wouldn't go that way if I were you." A high-pitched voice came from the dark figure.
"And just who the hell are you?" Inuyasha spun around and landed on his ass from shock.
"I, am Gregg, the Grim Reaper, and I am here for you." The figure came out of the shadows, revealing a cloaked skeleton, complete with sickle. Inuyasha stood up.
"Just try and..." Inuyasha stopped short when he realized that he towered over the reaper. He did a face fault. (A/N J Just thought I'd try these face faults out.)
"What's your bloody problem?" Gregg griped (A/N Alliteration!) "Ah, you fucks are all the same. Just get off your lazy arse, and come with me. Fate wants a word with you." Gregg complained.
"Feh" Inuyasha grumbled his usual response and followed Gregg into the darkness...
~~~
The bell rang. Class had just started. Kagome rushed to her seat, and waited for her long day to start. The teacher hadn't arrived yet, and the class was goofing off. A paper airplane sailed overhead, nailing the teacher right in the forehead as he came in. His face turned a nice shade of red, and Kagome swore she could see steam coming out of his ears. His face returned to normal, and he spoke in a calm cold voice.
"Well, class, since you all seem to have had no trouble at all with last nights homework, you won't have trouble doing all of chapter 5 in your books tonight."
The class sank back in to their seats, dismayed at their current predicament.
'Crap. As if I didn't have enough trouble already.' Kagome thought.
"Oh, I almost forgot. Class, we have two foreign exchange students here with us. They will be with us for a month."
The two people who had slipped through unnoticed while the teacher was in his mood stepped forward out of the shadows. The teacher introduced them.
"This is David and Stephanie. They are both from America."
When Kagome saw them, she swore she recognized them from somewhere. The looked very familiar, in fact, but she just couldn't place them. The teacher had them take their seats. As they walked past, Kagome felt slight warmth from their presence. The teacher began to put up math problems, and Kagome dismissed the feelings...
~~~
The bell for lunch rang. 'Finally. I thought I was never going to get out of there' Kagome thought as she broke away from the crowds and searched for her friends. 'I don't know why I really hang out with those three. Always forcing me into stuff those three are.' Kagome pondered as she made her way to the table they were sitting at. Out of the corner of her eye she caught the new people heading to the lunch line. She headed over to them. She had some questions she wanted answers to. Everyone seemed to be leaving the new people alone, which was strange for her school, because normally everyone would be swarming them with questions about America, and stuff like weather or not they had baseball cards, played sports over in America and stuff like that. What could she say? Her peers didn't get out much, most not ever leaving the city. There was definitely something odd about those two. She just couldn't place her finger on it. Her friends noticed her and called out for her. She looked back and waved. "I'll be there in a second." She turned back to find that they were gone. She looked around for them, but couldn't find them. She shrugged it off and went to join her friends.
~~~
The pair reached the end of the corridor and found two massive doors. Inuyasha followed behind him, with his arms crossed, scowl on his face. The doors opened revealing rows and rows of cubicles filled by demons of some sort. The room was filled with the steady clack-clack of typewriters and computers. There was an occasional thump or two from stamps. Inuyasha was getting impatient and wanted some answers.
"Just where the fuck am I anyway?"
"You are in limbo, dumbass. Like you were last time. Only this time we can talk to you. This is processing, where we make sure you go where you need to go. Fate has his office around here somewhere. He wants to have a word or two with your lazy ass." Gregg replied, pissed as always. Inuyasha just fehed as always.
"Ah, here we are" Gregg opened a door. "In with you now. Piss off. Go on... Get!"
Gregg gave Inuyasha a swift kick inside when the hanyou made no effort to move then slammed the door.
"Ah. Inuyasha. I was expecting you," a deep voice rumbled out from the darkness at the end of the office. Inuyasha could barely make out the outline of the chair and the person.
"You must excuse Gregg. He has a lot to put up with."
"Feh"
"Have a seat Inuyasha." A hand came out from the darkness and indicated a small leather chair in front of the oak desk. "We have much to discuss..."
~~~
Shippo was sitting on a tree branch, bored as bored can be.
'Gee, I'm bored.'
He had run out of things to do. He mentally counted of the things he had already done.
He had already chased some insects, played in the meadow, and in the forest. He had bothered Inuyasha's sleeping form for the past few days, getting no response. It really drove him up a wall. His favorite play toy (not that way, you perverts!) had been taken away from him. A new thought popped into his head. He could mess with Miroku and Sango! If he couldn't do anything to Inuyasha, he would mess with those two. He hopped of the tree branch and headed of to the clearing Miroku and Sango were waiting in.
In the clearing...
Miroku and Sango were resting on a log. Miroku had tried numerous times to grope Sango, but the curse was still there. It had begun to seriously cramp his style. But being a patient monk (and perverted), he decided he could wait until he found some one wise in the old ways to help him out, because Inuyasha wasn't conscious enough to remove it. His thought drifted to the pinned hanyou. It must be hard on him to be pinned not once, but twice now, by people he had known. It was going to be even harder for them to crack open the nut that was Inuyasha now that Kagome had unknowingly pinned him. Miroku kind of felt sorry for the hanyou. This was the second time this had happened to him. Then he remembered Inuyasha would be pissed at him for pitying him. Miroku chuckled.
"What's so funny Miroku?" Sango asked, looking up from her boomerang cleaning.
Miroku: "Just remembering."
Sango: "About what?"
Miroku: "Oh, just about everything. Just thinking about what has happened and all."
Sango: "Yes. A lot has happened in the last few days that is hard to take it all in" (A/N She can say that again! :) )
Miroku: "I know. Sometimes I wonder if we will ever catch up to Naraku and defeat him."
Sango: "Something tells me we will."
Miroku: "In that just your intuition or more of a vision?"
Sango: "I don't know. It only started recently, but it is like I just know we will win, somehow, and everything will turn out alright."
Miroku: "Interesting. I feel that way too. It almost feels like my soul is comforting me."
Sango stared at Miroku. "Really?"
Miroku: "Yes. It is hard to explain, but it is there. It is even more interesting that we both feel it. I believe I will have quite a number of questions for Shiron when he gets back."
Sango nodded and went back to cleaning that big boomerang of hers.
Shippo had sneaked up behind the two. He placed several of his screaming mushrooms underneath them. He was very careful not to make a sound. The two were having a conversation so the didn't notice him, which was good. Those two were in for a little excitement.
~~~
(Don't know their names, so they will be 1, 2, and 3.)
The bell for school to let out rang. Kagome was extremely happy that school was finally over. She wouldn't have been to stand another moment. Now she just had that pile of work that she missed to catch up on. Her friends caught up to her, ready to interrogate her once again.
Friend 1: "So Kagome how is your cancer?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard that you chemo wasn't going to good."
Friend 3: "And what a strange place to get cancer in."
Kagome: 'I will kill you Grandpa.' "Oh I'm doing alright."
Friend 1: "Why haven't you lost your hair? I thought chemo patients lost their hair?"
Kagome: *sweat drop*
Kagome: "Uh, well, it is not strong enough to affect my hair."
Friend 3: "Oh yeah. I guess because of where it is, isn't it?"
Kagome: 'Oh my God. Where did jii-chan say I had cancer? He better have not said I had it...'
Friend 2: "It is really strange. Who would have thought you could get cancer on your feet."
Kagome: 'Phew.'
Friend 1: "Oh my gosh, here comes that new guy. Word around the school is that he has the hots for you Kagome. I am so jealous. First Hojou and now him. You really are lucky Kagome."
Friend 2: "Yeah. But that leaves Hojou for me!"
Kagome: "You can have him."
Kagome: 'Phew that at least gets that dumb pain in the ass away from me.'
Friend 2: "Really?! You aren't just saying that?"
Kagome: "Really. You can have him.
Kagome: 'And get him as far away from me as you can.'
Friend 3: "You know, Kagome, one would think you didn't like Hojou." (Duh)
Kagome: 'No shit, Sherlock.'
Kagome: "He is just not my type."
Friend 1: "And he is?"
New Guy: "Hi girls! Hi Kagome!"
Kagome blushed
Kagome: "... uh... hi."
Yasuo: "Oh, sorry for not introducing myself. My name is Yasuo."
Friend 1, 2, 3: "Hi Yasuo."
Yasuo: "Down to business. Kagome, I know it is a little quick and all, but time is running out. Will you go to the dance with me?"
Kagome blushed again
Kagome: ...
Friend 1, 2, 3: "Of course she will. She is just shocked."
Kagome: 'Those little...'
Yasuo laughed
Yasuo: "Well Kagome, how about it?"
Kagome: 'Oh my gosh. What do I do? I completely forgot about the dance. I'm all shaky. Oh my gosh. I guess there is no harm, and at least he isn't like Hojou, or Inuyasha for that matter...'
Kagome: "I... will..."
Yasuo: "Great! What time should I pick you up? The dance starts at nine, so how does eight sound?"
Kagome: "eight... is perfect."
Yasuo: "Great! See you then!"
Friend 1, 2, 3: "Oh my god Kagome! You just got a date with one of the hottest guys in school!!"
Kagome: "I guess I did... didn't I?"
Kagome for some reason felt something wrong was about to happen. She couldn't place her finger on it though.
~~~
Kagome was walking home from school. She had just parted with her friends and was headed up the shrine stairs. Before she reached the house, she caught bits and pieces of a conversation inside.
"I....... think it is grand that you are helping........"
She recognized her mom.
".............only fair.........warn you."
She recognized that voice, but couldn't place it.
"............... worried..................."
Her mom was worried about something.
"................ be alright................goes to plan."
'What plan, what going wrong?' Kagome thought as she inched closer.
"Thank you for.................."
"............. No trouble at all......... Just remember to.............watch out.................."
Kagome could contain herself no longer. She opened the door to find her mom talking with none other than the two new kids from America.
Ms. Higurashi: "Ah, this is Kagome, my daughter."
David: "We've met."
Kagome: "We have?"
David: "I am surprised you don't remember us. Here is a little hint."
His form dissolved, and in its place was Shiron. Stephanie did the same. Ms. Higurashi didn't react to their changes because she didn't see them. The illusion wasn't used on her.
Rynn: "Sorry for the disguises, but they are necessary when we are running around in this time. It gives Mental a harder time thwarting us."
Shiron: "Unfortunately for us we have to do the thwarting."
Kagome: "Why are you all here?"
Shiron leaned back in his chair.
Shiron: "Because Mental is here."
Kagome: "Just who is Mental anyway?"
Shiron: "Well, you haven't really met him, but you have been the victim of some of his handiwork. Think a more powerful version of Naraku, with Naraku at his side."
Kagome: "Just how powerful?"
Shiron: "Destructive powers, master of deception, great in war, respawns... stuff like that. Think of a giant fly that, when killed, another one comes. And this fly is bent on world domination or destruction. It is one of the two, and I am never really sure."
Kagome: "And he is here. Great. Just great. That is just what I need."
Shiron: "No, what you need is a bit of information and guidance. Anyway, down to business. I am here mainly to make sure you guys stay alive. I have already prepared your mom and grandpa for whatever might come their way. You won't have to worry about them. I also came to get you to come back."
Kagome: "Whoa. Wait a second. You want me to go back to the feudal era? After what just happened?"
Shiron: "Yes."
Kagome: "Think again. I won't go back. They don't need me."
A tear began to form in Kagome's eye.
Kagome: "And I don't want to go through that again. So if you are done, you can leave."
Shiron: *sigh*
Shiron: "Okay."
Shiron: 'Rynn, go back to the house and watch over things for me, okay?'
Rynn: 'You know I will.'
Shiron: 'See you soon'
Rynn: 'You better have this fixed up by the next time I see you.'
Shiron: 'I will'
Shiron bent over and gave Rynn a kiss, and then she disappeared in a flash of lightning. Shiron got up, shook hands with Ms. Higurashi, who had come back in after she left to find jii-chan. As he walked past Kagome and headed out the door, he mumbled a few words. "Enjoy the little bit of happiness you have, it won't last very long."
Kagome spun around and followed him out the door. "What?"
Shiron: "I said enjoy the little bit of happiness you have, for it won't last very long."
Kagome: "Are you threatening me?"
Shiron: "Just warning you."
Kagome: "About what?"
Shiron: "That what you think you have, and what you hope you will have will fade in time, leaving you a lot worse of than you are now."
Kagome: "And how do you know that?"
Shiron: "Because I know how Mental thinks."
Kagome: "And just why is he after me?"
Shiron: "Because you are a threat. That is why he had to split you up from Inuyasha."
Kagome: "Split us up?"
Shiron: "What? You don't know? Mental used a phantom Inuyasha to send you back here. He successfully choreographed the entire thing from Inuyasha's voice, down to his agent that is playing the sweet new kid on the block."
Kagome: "This was all about the new guy, isn't it? Did Inuyasha put you up to this? Trying to keep tormenting me? Or it is his way of saying sorry I want my shard detector back? Well, I won't fall for it, not anymore."
"Then I have lost you Kagome." Shiron stroked his goatee. "This makes my job harder, and there will be casualties. Damn. This was not supposed to happen." Shiron turned and headed towards the well house. "Mental is getting better by the day. This means I will have to pull the arrow out myself. This makes Sesshomaru's help that much more important."
Kagome: "Whoa, whoa, go back there a second. What is this about an arrow and Sesshomaru?"
Shiron placed his head in his hands. "You still don't bloody get it do you?" Kagome gave him a quizical look. "You don't do you? Let me spell it out for you.
Shiron: "When you left the den, I was having a little chat with Inuyasha. While you were sneaking off, Mental sprang his little trap. You might recognize the style from Naraku. He conjured up an illusion that looked, smelt, acted, and felt like Inuyasha. It was simple to have him cut you off, just like he usually would, but here is where it gets even more complicated. We both sensed trouble, but since you were involved, Inuyasha had speed born of desperation to give him unnatural speed. With perfect timing, he arrived just when you fired your arrow. It simply passed through the illusion, striking Inuyasha, exactly in the same spot he was pinned to 50 years ago. This was just the thing I was hoping to prevent. Now I will have to deal with an emotionally distraught hanyou."
Kagome: "But that is impossible. He deflected the arrow. I saw it. And Inuyasha doesn't have real feelings. All he cares about is becoming a demon."
Shiron: "Damn it. You never really could see could you? Inuyasha, underneath the mask, is a good hearted person. He wears that mask as a form of protection, because that is the only pace in which is truly weak. He wants to get rid of that weakness by becoming demon."
Kagome: "Wait a minute. Having feelings don't make you weak."
Shiron: "In his time it does. Having feelings won't keep you alive, which explains why he is rough. He erected even more barriers to stop the kind of pain he felt when he lost Kikyou. You managed to break those down again, only to hurt him where he can only be hurt."
Kagome: "So?"
Shiron: "Let me put it to you this way. I fight Mental. Long ago we found it impossible to fight by conjuring up armies or fighting each other. We always turned up evenly matched. So the only way to win was to ally ourselves with the people of the time and have them duke it out. He has allied himself with Naraku, giving himself access to all the dark demons, which consequently, you guys fight. So I have to ally myself with you guys."
Kagome: "So you are just using us."
Shiron: "I hate putting it that way, but yes I am. It is better than watching the world fall to its doom. And unfortunately, it is headed that way. I have one less person to fight with, besides the fact that Inuyasha is considerably weaker now. Things aren't looking too good. I almost think I really need Sesshomaru."
Kagome: "Sesshomaru? Him? He doesn't care at all, so how are you going to ever get him to help you?"
Shiron sighed. "Look, I don't have time to lecture you on Sesshomaru's personality, but it is similar to Inuyasha's, if you must know. I have a world to save, and time has always been against me, so I will give you a choice: you can come back to the way you were, or you can stay here. The choice is yours. Just remember that I, nor anyone else will be there to save you when your world becomes dark if you turn your back on the light." Shiron disappeared in a flash of lightning.
Kagome had a lot to think about now. Her mind was racing. Inuyasha couldn't have been pinned, she saw him deflect it. She would have felt it if he was not Inuyasha. And besides, his behavior matched the Inuyasha she knew. And what was this about a choice? Nothing made sense anymore, and that bad feeling came back again.
~~~
Sango and Miroku were just chilling on the log, enjoying the peace and quiet.
AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
They both jumped into the air about two feet. They spun around to see what was about to attack them, hearts racing. Then they noticed the mushrooms. "Shippo" They both said in unison.
*CRACK*
They jumped another two feet. Shiron had just appeared behind them.
"How are you two doing?" Shiron asked.
"We were doing just fine till both you and Shippo decided to scare us." Miroku answered.
"Oh, sorry about that." Shiron apologized. The mushrooms on the log were still screaming. Shiron squashed them with his shoe. "How's Inuyasha?"
"Nothing exciting has really happened. The most excitement we had all day was those mushrooms."
There was this dull thud. The earth beneath their feet shook for several seconds, and leaves fell from the trees.
Miroku: "What was that?"
Shiron: "I have a feeling we will find out later. I don't sense any danger nearby, but it might be wise to stay near Inuyasha now. The tree emits a shield to protect him, and it might offer you two a bit of protection too."
Sango: "How did things go with Kagome? Is she alright?"
Shiron: "Physically yes, she is alright. Emotionally, she is a living battlefield. The path before her has clouded, but there is still two distinct paths she can take. We must place our faith in her to choose correctly."
Miroku: "What do you mean by that?"
Shiron: "Well, it boils down to what side of the well she wants to stay on."
Sango: "But Kagome would always come back. She always does."
Shiron: "That is true. But it was to see you guys, and secretly Inuyasha. But with Inuyasha clouded even more than he was, it makes it tough to choose. I just evened the score by clouding the other road which she could take by staying."
Miroku: "But why would she stay?"
Shiron: "Understand this: she lives in two worlds. Both worlds hold a group of friends. Both hold a family. Both held possible futures for her. Now, both hold lovers, though clouded they are. It boils down to a choice between who she wants to live out her life with."
Sango: "Are you referring to that Hojou person?"
Shiron: "Unfortunately, no. Mental sent an agent in to deceive her. He is very good at what he does, and is giving Inuyasha a run for his money."
Miroku: "Then we must warn her."
Shiron: "I already have. She alone can make the decision. It is whom she will trust. One can only hope she isn't deceived by the false logic that Inuyasha has never really had her trust, while he does."
Miroku: "But what happens if she chooses the other path?"
Shiron: "She will find happiness with him, but only for a short while. When Mental is threw here, he will torment her by having him cheat, then leave her, then have her die some horribly painful death. Mental just needs her out of the way long enough."
Sango: "But why does he need her out of the way?"
Shiron: "Inuyasha."
Sango: "Inuyasha?"
Shiron: "It is not too hard to believe. You have seen it for yourselves. When Inuyasha fights, it is usually to save Kagome, and that brings out a strength he doesn't really know exists. If they were to completely fall in love, they would become an unstoppable pair. That is why you guys never really have been able to defeat Naraku."
Miroku: "Which explains why Mental would do this."
Shiron: "I know there are still a lot of gaps in your knowledge of Mental and his ways, but as soon as I can get you all together, I will start from the beginning and explain everything. Right now, I just need you to trust me. Find Shippo on your way back to Inuyasha. We are about to uncork a hanyou time bomb."
*CRACK*
Shiron had disappeared in a flash of lightning, leaving the two alone to collect Shippo, and meet at the God tree...
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Disclaimer: I don't actually own Gregg the Grim Reaper. Real does. Those of you who have played CBFD for the N64 will know exactly whom I am talking about. Those of you who haven't don't worry about it.
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Hope you enjoyed this chap! I certainly did! It turned out to be quite beautiful, if I might say so. Leave me reviews! I am hungry! I haven't heard from you guys in a while. And tell me if you liked this announcement or not, so I can continue with it, or stop if it annoys you. I find them quite funny. If you don't review, I'll stick them in the middle of the chapters, right before the good parts, just to be mean.
It's smooth sailing after this next chap. I am going to start weaving more humor, like that in this one, into my chapters. Fluffy will make an appearance, and if he decides to, he might become part of the gang! Won't that be funny?
