CHAPTER TWO: THE MALL
YuGi: *being helped pick out clothes by preppy senior guys and girls* Wow, you guys are WAY cooler than my OLD friends!!!
Mai: Yeah, isn't Seto great?
Seto: Nothing but the coolest friends for me!
Senior Guy #1: Dude, YuGi, man, you should SO come to the dance tonight.
Senior Girls: *go crazy* YEAH! OMYGAWD! YOU SHOULD SO COME!!! OMYGAWD!!!
Seto: Well YuGi, the girls have spoken… I'll pick you up around eight, got it?
YuGi: Whatever… *becomes interested in something else*
Joey: Tristan, there's no friends here! This is the stupidest idea you ever though of, and you've thought of some bad ones!
Tristan: But, I… right.
Joey: Hey! Look who it is!
(Joey sees a big group of preppy seniors suggesting cool outfits to YuGi. Seto and Mai are standing nearby the group.)
Tristan: *gasp* It's the friend ditcher!
Joey: *shifty eyes* Let's get him… Tristan: No Joey, we will NOT. We will walk past they're group and pretend we don't notice him.
Joey: Good idea… *thinking* I don't get it… *saying* We should do that. *thinking* Why? *saying* Why?
Tristan: Because then he'll know that we don't need him anymore!!! Because we're TO GOOD for him! Ha!
Joey: Hmmm… Uh, sorry I forgot you were here…
Tristan: Just come on!
Senior Girl #3: Oh my gawd! Where's YuGi?
Senior Guy #2: Dude! He's like, disappeared!
Seto: Oh. No…
Mai: Uh, darn.
Senior Girl #4: *starts crying*
Senior Girl #1: Oh, it's okay! I'm sure we'll find him!
(Tristan and Joey walk by.)
Senior Girl #5: YOU!!! I BET YOU STOLE HIM!!!
Joey: AHH!! What?!
Mai: Joey, did you guys steal YuGi?
Tristan: Why? Where is he?
Seto: Guys, the girls are NOT happy… now tell us what you did with YuGi.
Senior Guy #3: Dude! I'm gonna kick your ASS!
Joey: AHH! *hides*
Tristan: We didn't steal YuGi!
Seto: Well if you guys didn't steal him then… who did? *shifty eyes*
Everyone: *shifty eyes*
(insert scary music here.)
YuGi: Where are you taking me?
Lindsey: We're taking you to our trailer.
YuGi: But then what are you going to do with me?
Stephanie: We're going to offer you to our leader.
YuGi: Ooooooo… and then what's going to happen?
Lindsey: We're going to TORTURE YOU!!!
Madison: *throws stuff*
YuGi: Hey! She's throwing things!
Madison: *glare* *throws stuff*
Stephanie: STOP IT MADISON OR I'LL TELL CAITLIN!!!
Madison: *glares*
(They arrive in front of one of those trailers that you see in behind the scenes movie making stuff.)
Lindsey: Well here it is… the gateway to hell…
YuGi: *gasp* I can't go to hell. It's against the rules!
Stephanie: What rules?
YuGi: THE rules… you know…
Lindsey: *doesn't know* Yeah, I know…
Stephanie: But, that's TOO BAD because you're going to hell anyway!
(Lindsey, Madison, and Stephanie drag YuGi into the trailer, where Caitlin is sitting on a table in the back wearing sunglasses, a miniskirt, and a white basketball sports top.)
Caitlin: WHAT! What do you WANT?!
Lindsey: It's us Mrs. Devil, m'am…
Caitlin: What? You're who now?
Stephanie: You're demons, you know, the demons you've known all your life and-
Caitlin: Oh, right, yes, I remember you now.
Lindsey: We've brought you a sacrifice!
YuGi: Hi!
Caitlin: Really? Let me see… *takes off sunglasses*
YuGi: ^_^
Caitlin: AHH! NO NO NO! THIS ISN'T GOOD AT ALL!
Stephanie: We are so sorry! We thought you would like it! Please stop screaming there are people outside!
Madison: *throws books*
Caitlin: *gets hit in the head with a book* OW! Damnit, Madison! *smacks her*
*knock knock*
YuGi: There's someone at the door!
Stephanie: *answers door* I'm sorry we're very busy now please go away!
Joey: No we will NOT go away not until you give us our YuGi back!
Stephanie: I'm sorry, YuGi belongs to the devil. Now please go away.
Senior Girl #3: *sob* PLEASE! *sob* We'll do ANYTHING! *sob*
Stephanie: No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but we just can't-
Lindsey: *steps up to door* Did you say ANYTHING?
Senior Girl #3: Yes…
Lindsey: Hmmm…
Seto: Look, maybe we can work something out, you're a cool chick, and my girls want their YuGi back!
Mai: ^_^ Listen to him he's smart!
Caitlin: *pushes Lindsey and Stephanie out of the way* What's going on here? Who are you?
Lindsey: They are friends of YuGi. They want him back!
Caitlin: Well go away, he's mine! I get to torture him however I want!
YuGi: *playing with matchbox cars* vroom vroom!
Lindsey: But they say they'll do ANYTHING!
Caitlin: Anything? Even… sell me your soul?
Seto: Now hold on here, just hold on! I think souls are definitely out of the question!
Caitlin: *snaps her fingers* YuGi! Come here!
YuGi: vroom vroom!
(YuGi doesn't pay attention so Caitlin snags his jacket with her pitchfork and drags him over to the door.)
YuGi: vroom vroom!
Caitlin: Shut-up! *takes the cars* Madison, hold these!
Madison: *holds the cars*
YuGi: grrrrr….
Caitlin: Anyways, I will return your friend if you give me one thing… you're souls…
Tristan: You can't take our souls!
Joey: Yeah! … but you can't take our friend either!
YuGi: *pounces on Madison*
Madison: AHH! HEY!
YuGi: GIVE ME!
Caitlin: HEY! Get back here!
Madison: *sits on YuGi and smacks his head*
YuGi: AHH! *tries to hide under a blanket*
Madison: NO! YOU WILL PAY! *smack smack*
Caitlin: Get off! BAD Madison!
Madison: NO! *smack smack*
Caitlin: YES! *slaps her*
Madison: *glares and backs away*
YuGi: *hides in corner*
Caitlin: Anyways! As I was saying… if you won't sell me your souls I suppose there is one other thing you can do…
Tristan: Cool. So… what's that?
Caitlin: Four of you and YuGi must come to hell with me. Just for a while.
Joey: Well that doesn't sound too bad!
Caitlin: AND you must duel me! BAHAHAHA!!!!
Seto: Duel you? But which one of us will?
Caitlin: All of you of course, what are you on?
Mai: Only two people can duel each other at a time?
Caitlin: What the fuck are you talking about? We can all play monopoly!
Seto: …monopoly…?
Caitlin: Of course! Now let's go! Seto, Mai, Tristan, and Joey! You four will be joining me!
Seto: Don't worry, preppy seniors, I'll save YuGi.
Senior Girls: *sigh* Seto is so cool…
Senior Guys: You rock, man…
Caitlin: Come, come! Hurry up! Get in here!
YuGi: *being helped pick out clothes by preppy senior guys and girls* Wow, you guys are WAY cooler than my OLD friends!!!
Mai: Yeah, isn't Seto great?
Seto: Nothing but the coolest friends for me!
Senior Guy #1: Dude, YuGi, man, you should SO come to the dance tonight.
Senior Girls: *go crazy* YEAH! OMYGAWD! YOU SHOULD SO COME!!! OMYGAWD!!!
Seto: Well YuGi, the girls have spoken… I'll pick you up around eight, got it?
YuGi: Whatever… *becomes interested in something else*
Joey: Tristan, there's no friends here! This is the stupidest idea you ever though of, and you've thought of some bad ones!
Tristan: But, I… right.
Joey: Hey! Look who it is!
(Joey sees a big group of preppy seniors suggesting cool outfits to YuGi. Seto and Mai are standing nearby the group.)
Tristan: *gasp* It's the friend ditcher!
Joey: *shifty eyes* Let's get him… Tristan: No Joey, we will NOT. We will walk past they're group and pretend we don't notice him.
Joey: Good idea… *thinking* I don't get it… *saying* We should do that. *thinking* Why? *saying* Why?
Tristan: Because then he'll know that we don't need him anymore!!! Because we're TO GOOD for him! Ha!
Joey: Hmmm… Uh, sorry I forgot you were here…
Tristan: Just come on!
Senior Girl #3: Oh my gawd! Where's YuGi?
Senior Guy #2: Dude! He's like, disappeared!
Seto: Oh. No…
Mai: Uh, darn.
Senior Girl #4: *starts crying*
Senior Girl #1: Oh, it's okay! I'm sure we'll find him!
(Tristan and Joey walk by.)
Senior Girl #5: YOU!!! I BET YOU STOLE HIM!!!
Joey: AHH!! What?!
Mai: Joey, did you guys steal YuGi?
Tristan: Why? Where is he?
Seto: Guys, the girls are NOT happy… now tell us what you did with YuGi.
Senior Guy #3: Dude! I'm gonna kick your ASS!
Joey: AHH! *hides*
Tristan: We didn't steal YuGi!
Seto: Well if you guys didn't steal him then… who did? *shifty eyes*
Everyone: *shifty eyes*
(insert scary music here.)
YuGi: Where are you taking me?
Lindsey: We're taking you to our trailer.
YuGi: But then what are you going to do with me?
Stephanie: We're going to offer you to our leader.
YuGi: Ooooooo… and then what's going to happen?
Lindsey: We're going to TORTURE YOU!!!
Madison: *throws stuff*
YuGi: Hey! She's throwing things!
Madison: *glare* *throws stuff*
Stephanie: STOP IT MADISON OR I'LL TELL CAITLIN!!!
Madison: *glares*
(They arrive in front of one of those trailers that you see in behind the scenes movie making stuff.)
Lindsey: Well here it is… the gateway to hell…
YuGi: *gasp* I can't go to hell. It's against the rules!
Stephanie: What rules?
YuGi: THE rules… you know…
Lindsey: *doesn't know* Yeah, I know…
Stephanie: But, that's TOO BAD because you're going to hell anyway!
(Lindsey, Madison, and Stephanie drag YuGi into the trailer, where Caitlin is sitting on a table in the back wearing sunglasses, a miniskirt, and a white basketball sports top.)
Caitlin: WHAT! What do you WANT?!
Lindsey: It's us Mrs. Devil, m'am…
Caitlin: What? You're who now?
Stephanie: You're demons, you know, the demons you've known all your life and-
Caitlin: Oh, right, yes, I remember you now.
Lindsey: We've brought you a sacrifice!
YuGi: Hi!
Caitlin: Really? Let me see… *takes off sunglasses*
YuGi: ^_^
Caitlin: AHH! NO NO NO! THIS ISN'T GOOD AT ALL!
Stephanie: We are so sorry! We thought you would like it! Please stop screaming there are people outside!
Madison: *throws books*
Caitlin: *gets hit in the head with a book* OW! Damnit, Madison! *smacks her*
*knock knock*
YuGi: There's someone at the door!
Stephanie: *answers door* I'm sorry we're very busy now please go away!
Joey: No we will NOT go away not until you give us our YuGi back!
Stephanie: I'm sorry, YuGi belongs to the devil. Now please go away.
Senior Girl #3: *sob* PLEASE! *sob* We'll do ANYTHING! *sob*
Stephanie: No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but we just can't-
Lindsey: *steps up to door* Did you say ANYTHING?
Senior Girl #3: Yes…
Lindsey: Hmmm…
Seto: Look, maybe we can work something out, you're a cool chick, and my girls want their YuGi back!
Mai: ^_^ Listen to him he's smart!
Caitlin: *pushes Lindsey and Stephanie out of the way* What's going on here? Who are you?
Lindsey: They are friends of YuGi. They want him back!
Caitlin: Well go away, he's mine! I get to torture him however I want!
YuGi: *playing with matchbox cars* vroom vroom!
Lindsey: But they say they'll do ANYTHING!
Caitlin: Anything? Even… sell me your soul?
Seto: Now hold on here, just hold on! I think souls are definitely out of the question!
Caitlin: *snaps her fingers* YuGi! Come here!
YuGi: vroom vroom!
(YuGi doesn't pay attention so Caitlin snags his jacket with her pitchfork and drags him over to the door.)
YuGi: vroom vroom!
Caitlin: Shut-up! *takes the cars* Madison, hold these!
Madison: *holds the cars*
YuGi: grrrrr….
Caitlin: Anyways, I will return your friend if you give me one thing… you're souls…
Tristan: You can't take our souls!
Joey: Yeah! … but you can't take our friend either!
YuGi: *pounces on Madison*
Madison: AHH! HEY!
YuGi: GIVE ME!
Caitlin: HEY! Get back here!
Madison: *sits on YuGi and smacks his head*
YuGi: AHH! *tries to hide under a blanket*
Madison: NO! YOU WILL PAY! *smack smack*
Caitlin: Get off! BAD Madison!
Madison: NO! *smack smack*
Caitlin: YES! *slaps her*
Madison: *glares and backs away*
YuGi: *hides in corner*
Caitlin: Anyways! As I was saying… if you won't sell me your souls I suppose there is one other thing you can do…
Tristan: Cool. So… what's that?
Caitlin: Four of you and YuGi must come to hell with me. Just for a while.
Joey: Well that doesn't sound too bad!
Caitlin: AND you must duel me! BAHAHAHA!!!!
Seto: Duel you? But which one of us will?
Caitlin: All of you of course, what are you on?
Mai: Only two people can duel each other at a time?
Caitlin: What the fuck are you talking about? We can all play monopoly!
Seto: …monopoly…?
Caitlin: Of course! Now let's go! Seto, Mai, Tristan, and Joey! You four will be joining me!
Seto: Don't worry, preppy seniors, I'll save YuGi.
Senior Girls: *sigh* Seto is so cool…
Senior Guys: You rock, man…
Caitlin: Come, come! Hurry up! Get in here!
