CHAPTER TWO: THE MALL

YuGi: *being helped pick out clothes by preppy senior guys and girls* Wow, you guys are WAY cooler than my OLD friends!!!

Mai: Yeah, isn't Seto great?

Seto: Nothing but the coolest friends for me!

Senior Guy #1: Dude, YuGi, man, you should SO come to the dance tonight.

Senior Girls: *go crazy* YEAH! OMYGAWD! YOU SHOULD SO COME!!! OMYGAWD!!!

Seto: Well YuGi, the girls have spoken… I'll pick you up around eight, got it?

YuGi: Whatever… *becomes interested in something else*

Joey: Tristan, there's no friends here! This is the stupidest idea you ever though of, and you've thought of some bad ones!

Tristan: But, I… right.

Joey: Hey! Look who it is!

(Joey sees a big group of preppy seniors suggesting cool outfits to YuGi. Seto and Mai are standing nearby the group.)

Tristan: *gasp* It's the friend ditcher!

Joey: *shifty eyes* Let's get him… Tristan: No Joey, we will NOT. We will walk past they're group and pretend we don't notice him.

Joey: Good idea… *thinking* I don't get it… *saying* We should do that. *thinking* Why? *saying* Why?

Tristan: Because then he'll know that we don't need him anymore!!! Because we're TO GOOD for him! Ha!

Joey: Hmmm… Uh, sorry I forgot you were here…

Tristan: Just come on!

Senior Girl #3: Oh my gawd! Where's YuGi?

Senior Guy #2: Dude! He's like, disappeared!

Seto: Oh. No…

Mai: Uh, darn.

Senior Girl #4: *starts crying*

Senior Girl #1: Oh, it's okay! I'm sure we'll find him!

(Tristan and Joey walk by.)

Senior Girl #5: YOU!!! I BET YOU STOLE HIM!!!

Joey: AHH!! What?!

Mai: Joey, did you guys steal YuGi?

Tristan: Why? Where is he?

Seto: Guys, the girls are NOT happy… now tell us what you did with YuGi.

Senior Guy #3: Dude! I'm gonna kick your ASS!

Joey: AHH! *hides*

Tristan: We didn't steal YuGi!

Seto: Well if you guys didn't steal him then… who did? *shifty eyes*

Everyone: *shifty eyes*

(insert scary music here.)

YuGi: Where are you taking me?

Lindsey: We're taking you to our trailer.

YuGi: But then what are you going to do with me?

Stephanie: We're going to offer you to our leader.

YuGi: Ooooooo… and then what's going to happen?

Lindsey: We're going to TORTURE YOU!!!

Madison: *throws stuff*

YuGi: Hey! She's throwing things!

Madison: *glare* *throws stuff*

Stephanie: STOP IT MADISON OR I'LL TELL CAITLIN!!!

Madison: *glares*

(They arrive in front of one of those trailers that you see in behind the scenes movie making stuff.)

Lindsey: Well here it is… the gateway to hell…

YuGi: *gasp* I can't go to hell. It's against the rules!

Stephanie: What rules?

YuGi: THE rules… you know…

Lindsey: *doesn't know* Yeah, I know…

Stephanie: But, that's TOO BAD because you're going to hell anyway!

(Lindsey, Madison, and Stephanie drag YuGi into the trailer, where Caitlin is sitting on a table in the back wearing sunglasses, a miniskirt, and a white basketball sports top.)

Caitlin: WHAT! What do you WANT?!

Lindsey: It's us Mrs. Devil, m'am…

Caitlin: What? You're who now?

Stephanie: You're demons, you know, the demons you've known all your life and-

Caitlin: Oh, right, yes, I remember you now.

Lindsey: We've brought you a sacrifice!

YuGi: Hi!

Caitlin: Really? Let me see… *takes off sunglasses*

YuGi: ^_^

Caitlin: AHH! NO NO NO! THIS ISN'T GOOD AT ALL!

Stephanie: We are so sorry! We thought you would like it! Please stop screaming there are people outside!

Madison: *throws books*

Caitlin: *gets hit in the head with a book* OW! Damnit, Madison! *smacks her*

*knock knock*

YuGi: There's someone at the door!

Stephanie: *answers door* I'm sorry we're very busy now please go away!

Joey: No we will NOT go away not until you give us our YuGi back!

Stephanie: I'm sorry, YuGi belongs to the devil. Now please go away.

Senior Girl #3: *sob* PLEASE! *sob* We'll do ANYTHING! *sob*

Stephanie: No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but we just can't-

Lindsey: *steps up to door* Did you say ANYTHING?

Senior Girl #3: Yes…

Lindsey: Hmmm…

Seto: Look, maybe we can work something out, you're a cool chick, and my girls want their YuGi back!

Mai: ^_^ Listen to him he's smart!

Caitlin: *pushes Lindsey and Stephanie out of the way* What's going on here? Who are you?

Lindsey: They are friends of YuGi. They want him back!

Caitlin: Well go away, he's mine! I get to torture him however I want!

YuGi: *playing with matchbox cars* vroom vroom!

Lindsey: But they say they'll do ANYTHING!

Caitlin: Anything? Even… sell me your soul?

Seto: Now hold on here, just hold on! I think souls are definitely out of the question!

Caitlin: *snaps her fingers* YuGi! Come here!

YuGi: vroom vroom!

(YuGi doesn't pay attention so Caitlin snags his jacket with her pitchfork and drags him over to the door.)

YuGi: vroom vroom!

Caitlin: Shut-up! *takes the cars* Madison, hold these!

Madison: *holds the cars*

YuGi: grrrrr….

Caitlin: Anyways, I will return your friend if you give me one thing… you're souls…

Tristan: You can't take our souls!

Joey: Yeah! … but you can't take our friend either!

YuGi: *pounces on Madison*

Madison: AHH! HEY!

YuGi: GIVE ME!

Caitlin: HEY! Get back here!

Madison: *sits on YuGi and smacks his head*

YuGi: AHH! *tries to hide under a blanket*

Madison: NO! YOU WILL PAY! *smack smack*

Caitlin: Get off! BAD Madison!

Madison: NO! *smack smack*

Caitlin: YES! *slaps her*

Madison: *glares and backs away*

YuGi: *hides in corner*

Caitlin: Anyways! As I was saying… if you won't sell me your souls I suppose there is one other thing you can do…

Tristan: Cool. So… what's that?

Caitlin: Four of you and YuGi must come to hell with me. Just for a while.

Joey: Well that doesn't sound too bad!

Caitlin: AND you must duel me! BAHAHAHA!!!!

Seto: Duel you? But which one of us will?

Caitlin: All of you of course, what are you on?

Mai: Only two people can duel each other at a time?

Caitlin: What the fuck are you talking about? We can all play monopoly!

Seto: …monopoly…?

Caitlin: Of course! Now let's go! Seto, Mai, Tristan, and Joey! You four will be joining me!

Seto: Don't worry, preppy seniors, I'll save YuGi.

Senior Girls: *sigh* Seto is so cool…

Senior Guys: You rock, man…

Caitlin: Come, come! Hurry up! Get in here!