CHAPTER THREE: HELL

(The four walk into the crowded trailer.)

Caitlin: Now, it's just out the back door…

(Joey, Tristan, Mai, Seto, Madison, Stephanie, Lindsey, YuGi, and Caitlin walk through the backdoor of the trailer and somehow arrive in hell. Little demons are flying all over the place and people Caitlin doesn't like are being tortured in cages.)

Seto: O.o…..

Mai: EP! SCARY!

Joey: Ooooooooo………..kkkkkkkkkkkkk………

Tristan: I swear I've been here before!

YuGi: Beep. Hey, isn't that Tea?!

(YuGi points to a glass room where a bunch of demons are burning Tea at stake.)

Caitlin: Heh heh. Yeah…

Seto: Do they do that often?

Stephanie: Twice a day. She gets burned at stake, and then she'll be of to the poking room, and later tonight she's got dung-sitting hour.

Tristan: That doesn't sound like fun.

Caitlin: Don't worry, tomorrow she gets to go to archery class with Madison.

Madison: *evil smile*

YuGi: Oh, well that will be fun!

Caitlin: Yes… Well, on to the dueling room!

(Caitlin leads them to a small room with a monopoly board set up in the middle.)

Caitlin: This is where we duel! Now everyone sit down! You know the rules….

(Everyone sits down and notices that the little playing pieces are little figures of them.)

Mai: OH I get the Seto one!

Caitlin: *wacks her with the pitchfork* NO! You get the Mai one!

Mai: *sniff*

(Everyone sits down to play monopoly, when allofasudden disco music starts playing and STROBE LIGHTS start flashing everywhere.)

Caitlin: AHH! AHH!

Joey: NO NO!

Seto: EP!

Tristan: I swear this happens all the time!

(ALLOFASUDDEN!!! The strobe lights and music stop, and instead of YuGi, it's… YAMI YUGI!!!)

Madison: *immediately falls in love with Yami*

Yami: haHA!

Seto: ARG! *tries to attack Yami but Mai holds him back*

Tristan: Ladedadedadedadedadedadeda… *completely oblivious that anything has happened*

Caitlin: CALM DOWN EVERYONE! He just hit puberty! It's okay! We all knew this was coming someday!

Joey: He did NOT JUST hit puberty!

Caitlin: What are you talking about?

Tristan: *goes into long explanation yadayada you know the story*

Caitlin: O.o… ok….

Lindsey: *slaps Madison* STOP THAT!

Madison: *snaps out of trance* oooooooooooooo...................@_@.................*back in trance*

Yami: I demand that my player is changed to look more like me!!!!

Caitlin: Uh… ok…. *still confused* there… *snaps her fingers and makes a Yami figurine*

Mai: This isn't supposed to happen!!!

Yami: Shut your mouth!

Stephanie: Gaaaa… I'm scared of the new YuGi…

Caitlin: Uhhh… me too….

Madison: @_@.................. I'm not……….

Yami: I demand we start this duel immediately!!!

Caitlin: Yeah, but I'm scared of you so… *snaps her fingers and the old YuGi comes back*

Yami: YOU ARE NOT ALOUD TO BE OUT!!!

YuGi: AHH! Oh it's you. Stop shouting jeez…

Yami: I demand you go away!

Caitlin: I am the devil and I am the only one who demands things around here!!

Madison: @_@.......

Caitlin: Here is how the game works! I don't feel like having all of you play, so Mai and Joey, you to are the cheerleaders for YuGi, Seto, Tristan, and this scary person who looks kind of like YuGi…

Yami: I demand you refer to me as YAMI THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!!!

Caitlin: no.

Yami: yes.

Caitlin: no.

Yami: yes.

Caitlin: no.

Yami: DO MY BIDDING!!! *whips her*

Madison: @_@....

Caitlin: OK OK! Yami the great and powerful… jeez… as I was saying… Lindsey and Stephanie will be the cheerleaders for the GREAT AND EVEN MORE POWERFUL THAN YAMI ME!!!

Yami: *glares and cracks whip*

Madison: *happy shudder*

Caitlin: Madison, I was just getting to you… you, as always in duels, will be the referee.

Seto: There aren't referees in monopoly!

Caitlin: Oh, yes there are!

Seto: Oh, no there's not!

Caitlin: Oh, yes there are!

Seto: Oh, no there's not!

Yami: QUIET both of you!!! *cracks whip* BE SILENT! You are bothering me and I won't have it!!!

Stephanie: Uhhh… *scared*

Madison: Uhhh… *happy*

Caitlin: Uhhh… *kind of confused* ok, maybe we should start now…

Yami: YES! LET THE DUEL BEGIN!!!

Caitlin:Yeah… *grabs the dice*

Yami: Wait a minute! Who said you got to go first?

Caitlin: You can go first if you want…

YuGi: *not serious* Oh, this is going to be fun…

Yami: HAHAHAHA! For my first move, I shall roll the dice! Aha! I see it has landed on four! I shall place my player four spaces ahead! Oh, I see that I have landed on a piece of land! I shall buy this land! I will use it for-

Tristan: Jesus christ you don't have to explain everything!

Caitlin: Just give me a dollar! You can have the land!

Yami: Why should I give you a dollar?

Mai: Because she's the banker, stupid!

YuGi: Yeah, you ruin everything, Yami!

Yami: I demand that I keep my money!

Caitlin: FINE! Here, have the stupid land!

Yami: *looks triumphant and places a little green house on the piece of land*

Tristan: Okay, no it's MY turn!

Mai: It's my turn?

Tristan: No, it's MY turn!!

Mai: Uh I'm a cheerleader…

Tristan: But it's MY TURN!!! *takes the dice*

Mai: Um…

(Tristan rolls and also moves ahead four spaces.)

Yami: AHHHHH!!!! EEEEP!!! YOU ARE INVADING MY TERITORY!!!

Tristan: AH! Ok, uh, man, it's ok, calm down…

Yami: Get out! GET OUT!!

Caitlin: Referee, explain…

Madison: It's Yami's land, get out Tristan.

Caitlin: Wha-?

Tristan: What are you talking about?!

Yami: Thank you kind demon person, you are a just and true friend.

Madison: @_@........................ thanks……………..

Tristan: Ok… *moves his player back a space*

Yami: STUPID CHEERLEADERS!!! YOU ARE NOT PROPERLY DOING YOUR JOB!!! *whips them*

Joey: Oh, uh, sorry, uh, go… people…

Mai: Yeah, go…

Lindsey and Stephanie: *do really cool flips and cheers and stuff to the jock jams cd*

Caitlin: ^_^ haha ok Seto, it's your turn.

Seto: Ok *grabs the dice and everyone is quiet for a second*

Yami: *suddenly shouts* YOU MUST BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE DICE SETO KAIBA!!!

Seto: EP! What the hell Yami?!!!

Yami: Mmmmmm….

YuGi: What is your problem…

Madison: Oh, I've never heard of THAT before, what's the heart of the dice?

Yami: *launches into long explanation*

Everyone(except Madison and Yami): O.o………………. *continues playing without them*

Yami: Blah blah blah…

Madison: *hanging on to his every word* @_@..................

(After they play for a while, Yami has taken over the entire board, yes he even managed to buy the chance spaces and such, except for two pieces of property, one owned by Caitlin and the other by YuGi. Everyone else had pretty much just stopped playing the game.)

Caitlin: Ok Yami, you landed on my space, now you have to pay me, and since you spent all your money, you are out of the game.

Yami: hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm…

YuGi: *sigh* Why are you laughing, Yami…

Yami: I still have a plan!

Caitlin: *sigh* What's your plan, Yami…

Yami: *pulls a fifty out of his pocket*

YuGi: Yami, you can't use THAT!

Caitlin: $_$....................... no, no… let him use it…

Yami: haHA! *gives Caitlin the fifty*

Caitlin: $_$..................... thanks.

Yami: *takes over land* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

YuGi: Uh.. *looks scared to be the only thing between Yami and victory*

Yami: *roles the dice* Aha! The number I have just rolled clenches the duel for me!

YuGi: Ok…

Yami: This move will ensure that I am victorious!

YuGi: Ok…

(Yami moves his little player to YuGi's land.)

YuGi: Yeah, but now you have to pay me for it, and again you are out of money…

Yami: *pulls out another fifty*

YuGi: Yami, you can't do that!

Yami: Hmm… *pulls out two more tens*

YuGi: No! It's just a game! You can't use real money, you're wasting it!

Joey: $_$..... if I was you, I'd take it YuGi.

YuGi: Well you're NOT me, and I don't take advantage of stupid people!

Yami: *cracks whip* take it or I'll kill you…

YuGi: Uh, ok. *takes the 70 dollars*

Yami: YES!!! HAHAHAHA!!! NOW THAT I RULE THE ENTIRE BOARD THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO!!! I AM THE WINNER!!! I AM THE KING!!! BOW TO ME I WON!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

YuGi: OH MY GOD!!! THAT'S IT!!! YOU ARE GOING BACK TO WHEREVER THE HELL IT IS YOU COME FROM!!!

(YuGi jumps on Yami and attempts to wrestle him back to wherever the hell it is he does come from.)

Yami: BAHA- hey stop that- HAHAHA- *umph* hey, cut it out- HAHAHAHAHAHA- what the… what are you doing? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- hey- HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(*poof* Yami disappears.)

YuGi: Yes! Finally! I HATE him!

(*poof* Yami appears again.)

Madison: @_@...........

Yami: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You didn't actually think you could make me stay in wherever the hell it is I come from, did you? WELL, I have news for you, YuGi…. I'M NEVER GOING BACK!!!

Seto: AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH!

Mai: Calm down Seto! It's going to be ok!

Joey: What do you mean it's going to be ok? YAMI IS NEVER LEAVING!!!

Mai: AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH!

Tristan: *runs around like his head is chopped off* THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT!!! *starts hyperventilating* GAAAA!!! *gasp gasp gasp gasp*

Caitlin: *more confusion adding to her already confused state* Uh…

Lindsey and Stephanie: Er…. *scared looks*

Madison: !!!!!!!!!!

YuGi: *bursts into tears* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Yami: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!