CHAPTER FOUR: THE REIGN OF YAMI THE GREAT AND POWERFUL
Yami: BAHAHAHAHA!!! OBEY MY ORDERS!!! *whip whip*
(Everyone except Yami is sitting against the wall trying not to fall asleep, and being very bored because the have been listening to Yami's speeches for the past hour and a half. Madison is still in a trance though.)
Caitlin: Grrrr…. Will you shut-up….
Madison: @_@
YuGi: *still crying* Why does he have to be MY Yami *sniff sniff* ?
(Someone knocks on the door.)
Yami: WHAT DO YOU WANT?! Do not enter unless you have been sent to honor me, the GREAT AND POWERFUL YAMI!!!
Mai: *sigh* Come in…
Bakura: *walks in eating an ice cream cone*
Caitlin: Hi Bakura!
Tristan: Hey, how do you know the devil, Bakura?
Bakura: Hmmm… *shrugs*
Joey: O.O…………. uh, where'd you get the ice cream, Bakura?
Bakura: Hmmm… *shrugs*
Joey: Do you think maybe I could have a bite?
Bakura: *shakes head*
Joey: Please?
Bakura: *shakes head*
Joey: But I'm hungry…
Yami: What is this? Have you brought me gifts?
Bakura: *shakes head*
Yami: Grrr…
Joey: I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry! I'm hungry! I'm HUNGRY! I'M HUNGRY!! I'M HUNGRY!!! I'M HUNGRY I'M HUNGRY I'M HUNGRY I'M HUNGRY I'M-
Bakura: *shoves the ice cream cone in Joey's mouth*
Joey: Gurg…
Bakura: Hey, guess what I lost my Yami and he's loose in hell, could you maybe help me find him…. ?
Caitlin: *looks at Yami* *looks at a Bakura* *looks at Yami* *looks at Bakura* Yes! Definitely! We will definitely help you! Well, come on you guys time to find Bakura's Yami!
(Bakura leads them to a room with four doors.)
Bakura: Well, he went down one through one of these doors… I just don't know which one…
Madison: @_@.....
Caitlin: Ok, here's the plan. We'll split up into four groups. I'll take the door on this end.
(Caitlin stands by the door farthest to the right.)
YuGi: I'm going with the devil!
(YuGi stands by Caitlin.)
Yami: I shall also go with you!
Caitlin: Sorry, Yami, our group's all filled up.
Yami: *glares*
Bakura: Can I be in your group?
YuGi: Sure!
(Bakura stands by them.)
Joey: This way looks the nicest…
(Stands by the farthest left door.)
Yami: I will go with you!
Joey: My group is all filled up.
Yami: Fine! I shall take the middle-right door!
Seto: Come on Mai, middle left.
Joey: Tristan, you're coming with me.
Tristan: I don't want to go with you.
Joey: You're coming with me.
Tristan: no.
Joey: yes.
Tristan: no.
Joey: Fine, then go with Yami.
Tristan: Ok, I'll go with you!
Caitlin: Madison, Lindsey, and Stephanie… you're going with Yami.
Lindsey and Stephanie: Gaaa… *look really scared*
Madison: @_@.............. ^_^
Yami: LET US GO FORTH!!!
(Everyone goes into their tunnels. The farthest left tunnel is very VERY dark and Tristan and Joey can't see a thing.)
Tristan: I can't see a thing!
Joey: Me either!
(Tristan runs into a wall and passes out but Joey doesn't notice and keeps walking.)
Joey: Grr… it's really really dark, huh?
*silence*
Joey: Tristan?
*silence*
Joey: Oh, fine so now you're not talking to me?
*silence*
Joey: Oh, ok, fine than. I'll just do the talking for BOTH of us.
*silence*
Joey: *clears throat* Tristan, why aren't you talking to me? *different voice* Because I'm mad at you, Joey. But what did I do? I can't tell you. I hate you Tristan. I hate you to Joey. Well maybe we should put aside our differences. No, because I'm to good for you and everyone knows I like YuGi better even though I pretend to be your friend! *gasp* How could you? Oh, I could…
(And Joey continued talking to himself for a while… In the middle left tunnel, Seto and Mai found a dead end, so it was kind of like being trapped in a dark little box when they found out that the door was locked…)
Mai: Oh, great…
Seto: Oh, great!
Mai: Seto, I think we need to talk…
Seto: *with magnifying glass* Not now, I'm looking for Yami Bakura!
Mai: Uh… I don't think we should see each other anymore.
Seto: really?
Mai: Um, yeah. See, I like someone else…
Seto: *sigh of relief* Oh, thank god! I like someone else too!
Mai: Oh, well… that's good…
Seto: Gee, Mai, I don't think Yami Bakura is in here…
Mai: Uh, no I don't think so…
(Mai and Seto are very boring, so we will move on to the middle-right tunnel, which is very muddy and small.)
Yami: *hits head on ceiling* ow *hits head on ceiling* ow *hits head on ceiling* ow *hits head on ceiling* ow.
Stephanie: Maybe you should bend over, like the rest of us.
Yami: I will not bend over you pervert!!!
Stephanie: Jeez! Ok!
Madison: Hurry up. Go faster.
Lindsey: No, Madison! I'm tired!
Madison: Grrrr…
Lindsey: Shut-up!
(Madison pounces on Lindsey and they start to wrestle.)
Lindsey: Ahh!
Madison: Grr!
Stephanie: Shouldn't we try to stop them?!
Yami: No… I think we should watch…
Stephanie: Um, ok…
(Stephanie stands there looking nervous, and Yami sits down and watches while Madison and Lindsey wrestle.)
Madison: *pins Lindsey* HAHAHA!
Lindsey: Ok, ok, you win…
Stephanie: Well, you guys, why don't we just keep going, then…
Yami: *sleeping*
Madison: Aw, he fell asleep!
Lindsey: How could you fall asleep?
Stephanie: Hmmm. Well, you know what Caitlin tells us to do in a situation like this…
Lindsey, Madison, and Stephanie: *shifty eyes*
Lindsey: I get his jacket.
(While the demons rob Yami, Caitlin, YuGi, and Bakura are traveling down a nice, grassy tunnel with lots of flowers and ponds.)
YuGi: Are all the other tunnels like this one?
Caitlin: Not exactly…
Bakura: I'm taller than both of you!
YuGi: *bursts into tears*
Caitlin: Take it back or I'll kill you…
Bakura: Take it back? But it's true!
Caitlin: *shakes fist threateningly*
Bakura: Ok I take it back!
YuGi: ^_^
Caitlin: ^_^
Bakura: O.o
Caitlin: Uuuuuuuuuuu… let's go swimming!
Bakura: But what about my Yami? He's on the loose!
YuGi: Shut-up.
Caitlin: Swimming!
YuGi: Swimming!
Bakura: Ok…
Caitlin: Swimming!
YuGi: Swimming!
Bakura: Swimming!
(Caitlin snaps her fingers and all the sudden she's wearing a bright red swimming suit.)
YuGi: I don't have a swim suit!
(Caitlin snaps her fingers again and YuGi and Bakura are wearing red swim suits.)
All: Swimming! *jump into pond*
Unknown person: *suddenly from nowhere* Bahahahahahahahaha…
YuGi: *gasp* EP! Wat's that…?
Caitlin: Shut up.
Unknown person: Bahahahahahahaha…
Caitlin: That unknown person reminds me of Yami.
Bakura: Who's there?
Unknown person: How stupid are you?! Can't you tell when it's your own Yami?! Bahahahahahahahaha…
YuGi: -_- It's Yami Bakura.
Bakura: -_-
Caitlin: ummm… Yami… Bakura? *confused*
Yami Bakura: Blast! My cover is blown! How did they know it was me? I'll get you for this Bakura!
(Yami Bakura pounces on… um… regular Bakura from the ceiling where he was hiding…)
Bakura: EP!
Yami Bakura: I will kill you! *chokes him*
Bakura: *gag*
YuGi: -_-
Caitlin: *confused* O.o
Bakura: *gag gag* HELP ME!
Yami Bakura: Shut up shut up!!!
Bakura: AHH! *escapes and runs for the exit*
YuGi: Hey wait for us! *runs after him*
Caitlin: Uh…
Yami Bakura: WHAT?!!
Caitlin: Uh!
Yami Bakura: *bares teeth and stomps foot*
Caitlin: AHH! *runs to exit*
(When Caitlin, YuGi, and Bakura get to the exit, they find Mai and Seto looking bored, Madison, Stephanie, and Lindsey looking through the stuff they stole from Yami, and Tristan running around.)
Caitlin: *confused*
Bakura: We found him!!!
All: AHH!!!
Yami Bakura: Let me out of this damn tunnel!!!
Stephanie: These shoes are to freaking big for me!
Yami Bakura: You can't fucking keep me in this fucking tunnel forever!
Bakura: We can keep you in there long enough for us to get out of the way!
Yami Bakura: Fucking fuck!!!
Mai: Don't fucking swear so damn much!
Yami Bakura: FUCK!!!
YuGi: STOP SWEARING!!! STOP IT STOP IT!
Caitlin: *confused*
Madison: *putting on Yami's pants*
Tristan: AHHH!!!
Seto: SHUT UP!!!
Mai: WHY DON'T YOU!
Seto: NO!!!
Tristan: AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Stephanie: Why are you running around screaming, Tristan?
Tristan: AAAAHHHHH!!!
Lindsey: *running around wearing Yami's jacket* Bow to me, I'm the king of the world!
Mai: EVERYONE IS SCREAMING!!!
Seto: YOU'RE SCREAMING MOST!!!
Yami Bakura: FUCK! FUCKING LET ME FUCKING OUT OF THIS FUCKING TUNNEL FUCKING!
Caitlin: *confused*
Tristan: AAAHHHH!!!
Mai: SHUT UP TRISTAN!!!
(Picture a scene of much chaos in which Mai is jumping up and down yelling for everyone to shut up, Seto is sitting there telling Mai to shut up, Yami Bakura is swearing from inside the tunnel, YuGi is screaming and crying and telling Yami Bakura to stop, Madison is counting Yami's money, Lindsey is still running around pretending to be Yami, Stephanie is asking everyone stupid questions, Bakura is laughing hysterically, Tristan is running circles around them all yelling, and Caitlin is standing right in the middle of it all looking confused. Got that picture in your head? Good. Now, this goes on for a few minutes until the door to the middle-right tunnel slowly opens and everyone shuts up and stands in silence.)
Yami: You… *looks at the demons* … stole my things. And all of you… *gaze shifts to entire group*… DISTURBED MY SLEEP!!!
YuGi: *looks innocent* Gee, we're really really sorry…
Yami: Hmmm *thinks it over* Well I suppose if you're really-
Yami Bakura: YOU FUCK!!! OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR FUCKING NOW!!!
Yami: THAT'S IT! YOU WILL ALL PAY GREATLY!!!
Everyone: *looks scared*
Caitlin: *starting to figure it out* Ok, so YuGi's Yami is Yami.
All: Yeah…
Caitlin: And Bakura's Yami is Yami Bakura.
All: Yeah…
Yami Bakura: GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Caitlin: And Yami Bakura wants to get out of the tunnel.
All: Yeah…
Caitlin: And that's because he's evil and wants everyone in hell to suffer.
All: Yeah…
Caitlin: And Yami is wearing a tank top and boxers because… *thinks really hard* … Lindsey, Madison, and Stephanie stole all his stuff!
All: Yeah!
Yami: AND NOW I WILL GET REVENGE!!!
Caitlin: Listen here, Yami! You won't get revenge on anyone unless I say so!
Yami: But, I-
Caitlin: No! I am the devil, and I am the leader here, and I make all the orders, and now that I'm not confused by anything anymore, YOU will NOT be giving ANY MORE ORDERS!
Yami: But. Fine. Will you order them to give me my stuff back?
Caitlin: Well, I think there's only one appropriate order I can give right now…
Bakura: What's that?
Caitlin: We're going on a road trip!
All: -_- …a road trip?
Caitlin: ^_^ Yup! Everyone… to the bus!
*magic school bus music*
Yami: BAHAHAHAHA!!! OBEY MY ORDERS!!! *whip whip*
(Everyone except Yami is sitting against the wall trying not to fall asleep, and being very bored because the have been listening to Yami's speeches for the past hour and a half. Madison is still in a trance though.)
Caitlin: Grrrr…. Will you shut-up….
Madison: @_@
YuGi: *still crying* Why does he have to be MY Yami *sniff sniff* ?
(Someone knocks on the door.)
Yami: WHAT DO YOU WANT?! Do not enter unless you have been sent to honor me, the GREAT AND POWERFUL YAMI!!!
Mai: *sigh* Come in…
Bakura: *walks in eating an ice cream cone*
Caitlin: Hi Bakura!
Tristan: Hey, how do you know the devil, Bakura?
Bakura: Hmmm… *shrugs*
Joey: O.O…………. uh, where'd you get the ice cream, Bakura?
Bakura: Hmmm… *shrugs*
Joey: Do you think maybe I could have a bite?
Bakura: *shakes head*
Joey: Please?
Bakura: *shakes head*
Joey: But I'm hungry…
Yami: What is this? Have you brought me gifts?
Bakura: *shakes head*
Yami: Grrr…
Joey: I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry! I'm hungry! I'm HUNGRY! I'M HUNGRY!! I'M HUNGRY!!! I'M HUNGRY I'M HUNGRY I'M HUNGRY I'M HUNGRY I'M-
Bakura: *shoves the ice cream cone in Joey's mouth*
Joey: Gurg…
Bakura: Hey, guess what I lost my Yami and he's loose in hell, could you maybe help me find him…. ?
Caitlin: *looks at Yami* *looks at a Bakura* *looks at Yami* *looks at Bakura* Yes! Definitely! We will definitely help you! Well, come on you guys time to find Bakura's Yami!
(Bakura leads them to a room with four doors.)
Bakura: Well, he went down one through one of these doors… I just don't know which one…
Madison: @_@.....
Caitlin: Ok, here's the plan. We'll split up into four groups. I'll take the door on this end.
(Caitlin stands by the door farthest to the right.)
YuGi: I'm going with the devil!
(YuGi stands by Caitlin.)
Yami: I shall also go with you!
Caitlin: Sorry, Yami, our group's all filled up.
Yami: *glares*
Bakura: Can I be in your group?
YuGi: Sure!
(Bakura stands by them.)
Joey: This way looks the nicest…
(Stands by the farthest left door.)
Yami: I will go with you!
Joey: My group is all filled up.
Yami: Fine! I shall take the middle-right door!
Seto: Come on Mai, middle left.
Joey: Tristan, you're coming with me.
Tristan: I don't want to go with you.
Joey: You're coming with me.
Tristan: no.
Joey: yes.
Tristan: no.
Joey: Fine, then go with Yami.
Tristan: Ok, I'll go with you!
Caitlin: Madison, Lindsey, and Stephanie… you're going with Yami.
Lindsey and Stephanie: Gaaa… *look really scared*
Madison: @_@.............. ^_^
Yami: LET US GO FORTH!!!
(Everyone goes into their tunnels. The farthest left tunnel is very VERY dark and Tristan and Joey can't see a thing.)
Tristan: I can't see a thing!
Joey: Me either!
(Tristan runs into a wall and passes out but Joey doesn't notice and keeps walking.)
Joey: Grr… it's really really dark, huh?
*silence*
Joey: Tristan?
*silence*
Joey: Oh, fine so now you're not talking to me?
*silence*
Joey: Oh, ok, fine than. I'll just do the talking for BOTH of us.
*silence*
Joey: *clears throat* Tristan, why aren't you talking to me? *different voice* Because I'm mad at you, Joey. But what did I do? I can't tell you. I hate you Tristan. I hate you to Joey. Well maybe we should put aside our differences. No, because I'm to good for you and everyone knows I like YuGi better even though I pretend to be your friend! *gasp* How could you? Oh, I could…
(And Joey continued talking to himself for a while… In the middle left tunnel, Seto and Mai found a dead end, so it was kind of like being trapped in a dark little box when they found out that the door was locked…)
Mai: Oh, great…
Seto: Oh, great!
Mai: Seto, I think we need to talk…
Seto: *with magnifying glass* Not now, I'm looking for Yami Bakura!
Mai: Uh… I don't think we should see each other anymore.
Seto: really?
Mai: Um, yeah. See, I like someone else…
Seto: *sigh of relief* Oh, thank god! I like someone else too!
Mai: Oh, well… that's good…
Seto: Gee, Mai, I don't think Yami Bakura is in here…
Mai: Uh, no I don't think so…
(Mai and Seto are very boring, so we will move on to the middle-right tunnel, which is very muddy and small.)
Yami: *hits head on ceiling* ow *hits head on ceiling* ow *hits head on ceiling* ow *hits head on ceiling* ow.
Stephanie: Maybe you should bend over, like the rest of us.
Yami: I will not bend over you pervert!!!
Stephanie: Jeez! Ok!
Madison: Hurry up. Go faster.
Lindsey: No, Madison! I'm tired!
Madison: Grrrr…
Lindsey: Shut-up!
(Madison pounces on Lindsey and they start to wrestle.)
Lindsey: Ahh!
Madison: Grr!
Stephanie: Shouldn't we try to stop them?!
Yami: No… I think we should watch…
Stephanie: Um, ok…
(Stephanie stands there looking nervous, and Yami sits down and watches while Madison and Lindsey wrestle.)
Madison: *pins Lindsey* HAHAHA!
Lindsey: Ok, ok, you win…
Stephanie: Well, you guys, why don't we just keep going, then…
Yami: *sleeping*
Madison: Aw, he fell asleep!
Lindsey: How could you fall asleep?
Stephanie: Hmmm. Well, you know what Caitlin tells us to do in a situation like this…
Lindsey, Madison, and Stephanie: *shifty eyes*
Lindsey: I get his jacket.
(While the demons rob Yami, Caitlin, YuGi, and Bakura are traveling down a nice, grassy tunnel with lots of flowers and ponds.)
YuGi: Are all the other tunnels like this one?
Caitlin: Not exactly…
Bakura: I'm taller than both of you!
YuGi: *bursts into tears*
Caitlin: Take it back or I'll kill you…
Bakura: Take it back? But it's true!
Caitlin: *shakes fist threateningly*
Bakura: Ok I take it back!
YuGi: ^_^
Caitlin: ^_^
Bakura: O.o
Caitlin: Uuuuuuuuuuu… let's go swimming!
Bakura: But what about my Yami? He's on the loose!
YuGi: Shut-up.
Caitlin: Swimming!
YuGi: Swimming!
Bakura: Ok…
Caitlin: Swimming!
YuGi: Swimming!
Bakura: Swimming!
(Caitlin snaps her fingers and all the sudden she's wearing a bright red swimming suit.)
YuGi: I don't have a swim suit!
(Caitlin snaps her fingers again and YuGi and Bakura are wearing red swim suits.)
All: Swimming! *jump into pond*
Unknown person: *suddenly from nowhere* Bahahahahahahahaha…
YuGi: *gasp* EP! Wat's that…?
Caitlin: Shut up.
Unknown person: Bahahahahahahaha…
Caitlin: That unknown person reminds me of Yami.
Bakura: Who's there?
Unknown person: How stupid are you?! Can't you tell when it's your own Yami?! Bahahahahahahahaha…
YuGi: -_- It's Yami Bakura.
Bakura: -_-
Caitlin: ummm… Yami… Bakura? *confused*
Yami Bakura: Blast! My cover is blown! How did they know it was me? I'll get you for this Bakura!
(Yami Bakura pounces on… um… regular Bakura from the ceiling where he was hiding…)
Bakura: EP!
Yami Bakura: I will kill you! *chokes him*
Bakura: *gag*
YuGi: -_-
Caitlin: *confused* O.o
Bakura: *gag gag* HELP ME!
Yami Bakura: Shut up shut up!!!
Bakura: AHH! *escapes and runs for the exit*
YuGi: Hey wait for us! *runs after him*
Caitlin: Uh…
Yami Bakura: WHAT?!!
Caitlin: Uh!
Yami Bakura: *bares teeth and stomps foot*
Caitlin: AHH! *runs to exit*
(When Caitlin, YuGi, and Bakura get to the exit, they find Mai and Seto looking bored, Madison, Stephanie, and Lindsey looking through the stuff they stole from Yami, and Tristan running around.)
Caitlin: *confused*
Bakura: We found him!!!
All: AHH!!!
Yami Bakura: Let me out of this damn tunnel!!!
Stephanie: These shoes are to freaking big for me!
Yami Bakura: You can't fucking keep me in this fucking tunnel forever!
Bakura: We can keep you in there long enough for us to get out of the way!
Yami Bakura: Fucking fuck!!!
Mai: Don't fucking swear so damn much!
Yami Bakura: FUCK!!!
YuGi: STOP SWEARING!!! STOP IT STOP IT!
Caitlin: *confused*
Madison: *putting on Yami's pants*
Tristan: AHHH!!!
Seto: SHUT UP!!!
Mai: WHY DON'T YOU!
Seto: NO!!!
Tristan: AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Stephanie: Why are you running around screaming, Tristan?
Tristan: AAAAHHHHH!!!
Lindsey: *running around wearing Yami's jacket* Bow to me, I'm the king of the world!
Mai: EVERYONE IS SCREAMING!!!
Seto: YOU'RE SCREAMING MOST!!!
Yami Bakura: FUCK! FUCKING LET ME FUCKING OUT OF THIS FUCKING TUNNEL FUCKING!
Caitlin: *confused*
Tristan: AAAHHHH!!!
Mai: SHUT UP TRISTAN!!!
(Picture a scene of much chaos in which Mai is jumping up and down yelling for everyone to shut up, Seto is sitting there telling Mai to shut up, Yami Bakura is swearing from inside the tunnel, YuGi is screaming and crying and telling Yami Bakura to stop, Madison is counting Yami's money, Lindsey is still running around pretending to be Yami, Stephanie is asking everyone stupid questions, Bakura is laughing hysterically, Tristan is running circles around them all yelling, and Caitlin is standing right in the middle of it all looking confused. Got that picture in your head? Good. Now, this goes on for a few minutes until the door to the middle-right tunnel slowly opens and everyone shuts up and stands in silence.)
Yami: You… *looks at the demons* … stole my things. And all of you… *gaze shifts to entire group*… DISTURBED MY SLEEP!!!
YuGi: *looks innocent* Gee, we're really really sorry…
Yami: Hmmm *thinks it over* Well I suppose if you're really-
Yami Bakura: YOU FUCK!!! OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR FUCKING NOW!!!
Yami: THAT'S IT! YOU WILL ALL PAY GREATLY!!!
Everyone: *looks scared*
Caitlin: *starting to figure it out* Ok, so YuGi's Yami is Yami.
All: Yeah…
Caitlin: And Bakura's Yami is Yami Bakura.
All: Yeah…
Yami Bakura: GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Caitlin: And Yami Bakura wants to get out of the tunnel.
All: Yeah…
Caitlin: And that's because he's evil and wants everyone in hell to suffer.
All: Yeah…
Caitlin: And Yami is wearing a tank top and boxers because… *thinks really hard* … Lindsey, Madison, and Stephanie stole all his stuff!
All: Yeah!
Yami: AND NOW I WILL GET REVENGE!!!
Caitlin: Listen here, Yami! You won't get revenge on anyone unless I say so!
Yami: But, I-
Caitlin: No! I am the devil, and I am the leader here, and I make all the orders, and now that I'm not confused by anything anymore, YOU will NOT be giving ANY MORE ORDERS!
Yami: But. Fine. Will you order them to give me my stuff back?
Caitlin: Well, I think there's only one appropriate order I can give right now…
Bakura: What's that?
Caitlin: We're going on a road trip!
All: -_- …a road trip?
Caitlin: ^_^ Yup! Everyone… to the bus!
*magic school bus music*
