CHAPTER FIVE: THE ROAD TRIP
Caitlin: *sitting in drivers seat of a city bus* WOO HOO!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST ROAD TRIP EVER!!!
(Yami is sitting next to Caitlin, YuGi is sitting behind her, Mai and Tristan are sitting way in the back, and Lindsey, Madison, Stephanie, Bakura and Seto are sitting somewhere in the middle.)
Caitlin: no, no, no! We are doing this as a team!
(Caitlin presses a button on the dashboard and the bus shrinks so that YuGi and Yami are sitting with her, Lindsey, Stephanie, Madison, and Bakura are sitting behind them, and Mai, Tristan, and Seto are sitting in the back seat.)
Caitlin: ^_^ That's better!
Seto: There's three fucking seats on this bus!
Stephanie: Haha, I though you said there's three seats on my butt!
Lindsey: Hahaha, three seats… hahahaha.
Caitlin: Shut up the bus is starting!
*bus starts driving at a rapid pace*
YuGi: AHH! Who's driving this thing?!
Madison: This is a hell bus. It drives itself and takes us to different people.
Mai: Different people? What do you mean?
Caitlin: *sigh* Ok, well, since we are here to torture you, anyone any of you think of that you don't want to see, they appear!
Tristan: But we don't want to see them!
Caitlin: ^_^ Yeah, I know!
POOF *joey appears*
Joey: Well Tristan, if you're going to be that way about it… I AM going to be that way about it! Well, I'll trade you for my hat. You don't HAVE a hat. Well, jeez, sorry…
All: -_-
Tristan: …Joey?
Joey: Oh, it's you! Well for gods sake start talking for yourself! Well, we were just saying how you were going to trade my your baseball bat for my hat.
Tristan: -_- I don't have a baseball bat.
Joey: Well I don't have a hat, but don't tell Tristan that.
Tristan: -_-
YuGi: Who thought about Joey? That's so mean!
Everyone except YuGi: *raises their hand*
Caitlin: HAHAHA!!! The MADNESS!
POOF *grandpa appears*
YuGi: Grandpa?! What are you doing here?!
Grandpa: I dunno.
Caitlin: I'M THE DEVIL!!! YOU SUCK GRANDPA!!!
Grandpa: O.o
Caitlin: go away go away GO AWAY! *goes nuts (screaming, bouncing off walls, etc.)*
Grandpa: AHH!
POOF *grandpa disappears*
Yami: LET ME OUT I HAVE CARSICKNESS!!!
Caitlin: Get out your damn self.
Yami: *looks for door which is no longer there* O.O
Caitlin: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yami: O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Caitlin: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yami: I HAVE TO GET OUT I HAVE TO GET OUT I HAVE TO GET OUT!!!
Joey: I heard this is a good way to overcome your fears!
Yami: BLAHBLAHBLAH *barf barf barf barf barf barf*
Mai: GROSS GROSS GROSS!!!
Yami: OVERCOME YOUR FEARS MY ASS!!! *barf barf*
YuGi: Aw, it's ok Yami.
Yami: No it's not!! *barf*
YuGi: Haha! Serves you right for being a mean Yami.
Yami: *barf*
YuGi: YOU BARFED ON ME!!!
Madison: *being turned on* @_@
Caitlin: *sigh* There's always one of them…
POOF *Pegasus appears*
Yami: GRR! DDIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!
Pegasus: mmmmhahaHAHAHA!!!
POOF *Seto appears*
Seto: Dude, I was already here!
UNPOOF
Pegasus: MMMMMMAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
POOF *pink bunny appears*
Seto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Pink Bunny: hey kaiba hey kaiba hey kaiba Hey Kaiba Hey Kaiba Hey Kaiba HEY KAIBA HEY KAIBA HEY KAIBA HEY KAIBA HEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBA HEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBA HEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBA HEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBA HEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBA HEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBA HEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBA
Seto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Pink Bunny: *continues*
Seto: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *goes crazy*
Pegasus: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yami: *barf barf*
Caitlin: Would someone please take care of this stupid Yami?!
YuGi: Uh, Yami, are you ok?
Yami: *barf* YES.
YuGi: Uh, well what if I sang you a song?
Yami:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *barf barf*
YuGi: Ew, barf that direction!
Yami: *barfs in YuGi's direction* Tell me something that will make me happy!
YuGi: Hmmm… I'm not wearing underwear! ^_^
Yami: *feels better* Me either! ^_^
Madison: @_@
Caitlin: I'm wearing underwear!
Seto: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Pink bunny: *continues*
Seto: Does anyone except me notice that fucking bunny!!!
Bakura: *gasp* Who's he fucking?
Pegasus: I already new that YuGi was NOT wearing underwear!
YuGi: ^_^
Yami: What about ME?
Pegasus: Actually, you're a surprise…
Joey: I think I'm wearing underwear…
Lindsey: YOU ARE STUPID!
Joey: *sniff*
Seto: AAARRRRGGGG!!!
Joey: *puppy eyes*
Seto: GO AWAY!
Joey: *puppy eyes*
Seto: GO AWAY!!!
Caitlin: *grabs Joeys head* Aw, it's ok puppy!
Pegasus: Why the freak did that happen?
YuGi: *pulls out a dildo* What's this? O.o
Pegasus: O.O THAT is MINE!!! *takes it*
Mai: I'm not in this story very much!
Caitlin: That's because I hate you!
POOF *Mai disappears*
Yami: You got rid of all of the girls!
Caitlin: Why are YOU complaining? YOU have YuGi.
Yami: What's THAT supposed to mean?
Caitlin: Well, I AM writing this story…
Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
YuGi: What's going on?
Madison: @_@
Lindsey: MADISON LOVES YAMI!!!
Yami: really?
Madison: ^_^
(Yami and Madison start making out.)
YuGi: HEY! Stop it, you're hurting my feelings. *looks sad*
Bakura: *remember British accent* I love you all. You're all fucking mad!
Caitlin: I LOVE YOU TOO!
Bakura: Sweet.
Caitlin: Sweet ass sweet.
Pegasus: What is love?
Stephanie: Oh, baby don't hurt me!
Joey: *takes out knife* Give me one good reason…
Stephanie: AHH!
YuGi: *starts crying*
Lindsey: What the hell is your problem?
YuGi: *sniff* My Yami is fucking with that demon!
Lindsey: What do you care?
YuGi: *sniff sniff*
All except Yami, Madison, and Seto: Aw… *gives YuGi a hug*
Pegasus: Everything is in chaos and it's been this way for a while!
Caitlin: Ok, everyone SHUT UP!!! You two, stop fucking. YuGi, stop crying. Joey, put the knife a way, and somebody GET THAT STUPID BUNNY OUT OF HERE!!!
Pink bunny: *runs off into the distance*
Tristan: It keeps going and going and going and going…
(The bus screeches to a halt.)
Caitlin: Now everyone get off! I don't know where we are so we're going to split up into two groups and explore. YuGi and Bakura, you're with me. The rest of you, I don't care if I ever see you again.
Yami: But I can't never see my YuGi again!
YuGi: really?
Yami: N-no.
All: YES!!!
Caitlin: fine, come with us.
Yami: YAY!
Caitlin: *sitting in drivers seat of a city bus* WOO HOO!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST ROAD TRIP EVER!!!
(Yami is sitting next to Caitlin, YuGi is sitting behind her, Mai and Tristan are sitting way in the back, and Lindsey, Madison, Stephanie, Bakura and Seto are sitting somewhere in the middle.)
Caitlin: no, no, no! We are doing this as a team!
(Caitlin presses a button on the dashboard and the bus shrinks so that YuGi and Yami are sitting with her, Lindsey, Stephanie, Madison, and Bakura are sitting behind them, and Mai, Tristan, and Seto are sitting in the back seat.)
Caitlin: ^_^ That's better!
Seto: There's three fucking seats on this bus!
Stephanie: Haha, I though you said there's three seats on my butt!
Lindsey: Hahaha, three seats… hahahaha.
Caitlin: Shut up the bus is starting!
*bus starts driving at a rapid pace*
YuGi: AHH! Who's driving this thing?!
Madison: This is a hell bus. It drives itself and takes us to different people.
Mai: Different people? What do you mean?
Caitlin: *sigh* Ok, well, since we are here to torture you, anyone any of you think of that you don't want to see, they appear!
Tristan: But we don't want to see them!
Caitlin: ^_^ Yeah, I know!
POOF *joey appears*
Joey: Well Tristan, if you're going to be that way about it… I AM going to be that way about it! Well, I'll trade you for my hat. You don't HAVE a hat. Well, jeez, sorry…
All: -_-
Tristan: …Joey?
Joey: Oh, it's you! Well for gods sake start talking for yourself! Well, we were just saying how you were going to trade my your baseball bat for my hat.
Tristan: -_- I don't have a baseball bat.
Joey: Well I don't have a hat, but don't tell Tristan that.
Tristan: -_-
YuGi: Who thought about Joey? That's so mean!
Everyone except YuGi: *raises their hand*
Caitlin: HAHAHA!!! The MADNESS!
POOF *grandpa appears*
YuGi: Grandpa?! What are you doing here?!
Grandpa: I dunno.
Caitlin: I'M THE DEVIL!!! YOU SUCK GRANDPA!!!
Grandpa: O.o
Caitlin: go away go away GO AWAY! *goes nuts (screaming, bouncing off walls, etc.)*
Grandpa: AHH!
POOF *grandpa disappears*
Yami: LET ME OUT I HAVE CARSICKNESS!!!
Caitlin: Get out your damn self.
Yami: *looks for door which is no longer there* O.O
Caitlin: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yami: O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Caitlin: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yami: I HAVE TO GET OUT I HAVE TO GET OUT I HAVE TO GET OUT!!!
Joey: I heard this is a good way to overcome your fears!
Yami: BLAHBLAHBLAH *barf barf barf barf barf barf*
Mai: GROSS GROSS GROSS!!!
Yami: OVERCOME YOUR FEARS MY ASS!!! *barf barf*
YuGi: Aw, it's ok Yami.
Yami: No it's not!! *barf*
YuGi: Haha! Serves you right for being a mean Yami.
Yami: *barf*
YuGi: YOU BARFED ON ME!!!
Madison: *being turned on* @_@
Caitlin: *sigh* There's always one of them…
POOF *Pegasus appears*
Yami: GRR! DDIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!
Pegasus: mmmmhahaHAHAHA!!!
POOF *Seto appears*
Seto: Dude, I was already here!
UNPOOF
Pegasus: MMMMMMAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
POOF *pink bunny appears*
Seto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Pink Bunny: hey kaiba hey kaiba hey kaiba Hey Kaiba Hey Kaiba Hey Kaiba HEY KAIBA HEY KAIBA HEY KAIBA HEY KAIBA HEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBA HEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBA HEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBA HEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBA HEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBA HEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBA HEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBAHEYKAIBA
Seto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Pink Bunny: *continues*
Seto: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *goes crazy*
Pegasus: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yami: *barf barf*
Caitlin: Would someone please take care of this stupid Yami?!
YuGi: Uh, Yami, are you ok?
Yami: *barf* YES.
YuGi: Uh, well what if I sang you a song?
Yami:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *barf barf*
YuGi: Ew, barf that direction!
Yami: *barfs in YuGi's direction* Tell me something that will make me happy!
YuGi: Hmmm… I'm not wearing underwear! ^_^
Yami: *feels better* Me either! ^_^
Madison: @_@
Caitlin: I'm wearing underwear!
Seto: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Pink bunny: *continues*
Seto: Does anyone except me notice that fucking bunny!!!
Bakura: *gasp* Who's he fucking?
Pegasus: I already new that YuGi was NOT wearing underwear!
YuGi: ^_^
Yami: What about ME?
Pegasus: Actually, you're a surprise…
Joey: I think I'm wearing underwear…
Lindsey: YOU ARE STUPID!
Joey: *sniff*
Seto: AAARRRRGGGG!!!
Joey: *puppy eyes*
Seto: GO AWAY!
Joey: *puppy eyes*
Seto: GO AWAY!!!
Caitlin: *grabs Joeys head* Aw, it's ok puppy!
Pegasus: Why the freak did that happen?
YuGi: *pulls out a dildo* What's this? O.o
Pegasus: O.O THAT is MINE!!! *takes it*
Mai: I'm not in this story very much!
Caitlin: That's because I hate you!
POOF *Mai disappears*
Yami: You got rid of all of the girls!
Caitlin: Why are YOU complaining? YOU have YuGi.
Yami: What's THAT supposed to mean?
Caitlin: Well, I AM writing this story…
Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
YuGi: What's going on?
Madison: @_@
Lindsey: MADISON LOVES YAMI!!!
Yami: really?
Madison: ^_^
(Yami and Madison start making out.)
YuGi: HEY! Stop it, you're hurting my feelings. *looks sad*
Bakura: *remember British accent* I love you all. You're all fucking mad!
Caitlin: I LOVE YOU TOO!
Bakura: Sweet.
Caitlin: Sweet ass sweet.
Pegasus: What is love?
Stephanie: Oh, baby don't hurt me!
Joey: *takes out knife* Give me one good reason…
Stephanie: AHH!
YuGi: *starts crying*
Lindsey: What the hell is your problem?
YuGi: *sniff* My Yami is fucking with that demon!
Lindsey: What do you care?
YuGi: *sniff sniff*
All except Yami, Madison, and Seto: Aw… *gives YuGi a hug*
Pegasus: Everything is in chaos and it's been this way for a while!
Caitlin: Ok, everyone SHUT UP!!! You two, stop fucking. YuGi, stop crying. Joey, put the knife a way, and somebody GET THAT STUPID BUNNY OUT OF HERE!!!
Pink bunny: *runs off into the distance*
Tristan: It keeps going and going and going and going…
(The bus screeches to a halt.)
Caitlin: Now everyone get off! I don't know where we are so we're going to split up into two groups and explore. YuGi and Bakura, you're with me. The rest of you, I don't care if I ever see you again.
Yami: But I can't never see my YuGi again!
YuGi: really?
Yami: N-no.
All: YES!!!
Caitlin: fine, come with us.
Yami: YAY!
