A/N: Hello!! ^-^ I hope you guys like my ficcie, and that Music Chick, mah friend, likes it even more, cause... well, it's for her! lol, and I may say: in this fic, the only things I got from the movie "Me, Myself and Irene" are, actually the title and the fact of the double personality, just it! Everything else, well, belongs to me!! Uh... and well, I tried to be as funny as I could be, so don't take the "humor" part at risk, if you don't think this story is funny at all. It's the romance that counts.
"__" is talking
italic is thinking/flashback
() are my intrusions
Disclaimer: Lily (that's me) does not own Digimon. She doesn't even own Irene, that's Music Chick's character, not mine, and she's here under her permission!! ^-^
Coupling: Renato (Irene (Ren) + Yamato)
Warning: Jun Motomiya bashing =P
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Matt, Himself and Irene
I of V
By: Lily Maxwell
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This is the story that, for you, may look extremely impossible... when it's obviously not like that. It all happens around the weirdest love triangle you have ever seen. This love triangle is like this:
Boy.
Loves girl.
And his rival is...
Himself.
Okay, so now I presume you are confused.
.... Well, maybe you are very confused.
But things aren't as difficult as they seem. And then, let us begin our story. And then, you will find out if it's confusing... or ironic.
First, I need to introduce the main character of our drama. Yes, it's an ironic drama.
His name is...
Yamato Ishida.
He is, after all, a 17-year-old, that goes to the school known as Odaiba High School, located in Japan. He has golden hair, and may we say, he loves it. It's his favorite part of his body. So much for that, that he spends 3 hours just to make it the way it is right now. Styled with enough gel that could be used by a normal person during a month.
... Okay, okay, maybe not in a month. But a week, at last.
Anyway, he's the kinda guy you would say (girls at least) "Hot and popular". He's the kinda guy I would say "hot, antisocial, hot, cool, and did I mention he is hot?"
Well, but Yamato has something that makes him very different from all the other popular jackasses you know. Beside he is very cool and not freaking stuck-up, Yamato has a "secret"... And it has a name.
Matt. Matt Ishida.
Before you start asking the questions I know you have, let's get back to the beginning of all trouble. The source of everything. And it's not a happy story.
Yamato, 15 year old, was freshman at Odaiba High School. Yes, that was right. His loner character made him away from everybody else's world. But his good looks still got the eyes of many girls around the school. And mainly... from this one girl.
Her name was... Jun Motomiya, 17-year-old girl. (A/N: NOO!! NOT HER!! *dies*)
She was a pretty (A/N: A WHAT?!) popular girl, and she really got interested on Yamato. As soon as she got near him, she quickly gained his trust and managed to get him as a boyfriend. And that sure made her self beyond happiness. However...
... she couldn't get what she "wanted" from him. I'm sure you guys know what I'm talking about, right? She just didn't seem to get it from him, and not wanting to leave such a cutie behind, Jun searched what she wanted from him... from another boys.
And Yamato?
He was oblivious of anything.
But all the other people from his school weren't. They knew exactly that Jun was cheating on him, and even though they liked Yamato, they couldn't help him in any way. Just because Yama...
... didn't believe them. A few tried, but he just pushed them away. He wouldn't believe them. He just couldn't.
Why would he believe people he knew he couldn't quite trust instead of believing his girlfriend (A/N: *dies*)? Even though he had this strange feeling about her...
But then, one day he saw it.
Jun was kissing a guy just outside on the school's yard, under a willow tree. And it was no ordinary kiss... it was one of those kisses she claimed were only for him.
Suddenly, Yamato felt something inside him, begging for him to stop being such a fool, and let it happen. Let it all end, there and now. He closed his eyes, and tried to push away to pain of being fooled. But the part that contained the pain took over
And when Yamato opened his eyes he was another guy. A new guy. A guy that was just born, and that had the name of...
Matt.
Oh yes, the smirk on the face as he approached the scene, Jun had already left the guy, and the evil glint in his eyes said everything. But Jun couldn't tell any of that. How could she, when she didn't truly love him? She couldn't read his eyes. And she was just dumb enough not to notice any difference on him.
"Say Jun..." the new guy, Matt, told her, and he grabbed her waist and pulled her very very close to his body. (A/N: Excuse me, I'm gonna throw up...) "What are you doing tonight?" he asked.
"Weeelll Yama-kun..." she said in what was a suggestive tone. "I don't know... I think I'm gonna be aaaaall alone at home, when my parents are staying out for the whole week..." she smirked, and so did Matt. This was the perfect opportunity the get what he wanted for her.
And that was revenge.
That night, Matt went to Jun's house.
And no, I don't think I need to tell you what happened that night. But yes, I can tell you what happened the morning after.
Jun woke up all alone in her bed, Matt nowhere in sight. She sighed. The night before made her fall in love with Matt. Sure did. But she did noticed a note by her dresser, and a handwriting that resembled her of her boyfriend's...
"Morning Motomiya
I hope you liked the night yesterday, but I can't exactly say the same. Can finally say that...
Hey bitch, I'm breaking up with you! (I'm grinning right now, by the way.)
You guessed I didn't know that you damn cheated on me all the time, just because I wasn't ready to what you wanted all the damn way? I did. And weellllll.... You can say that you got what you wanted.
And did I.
You'll get a full surprise when you get to school on Monday. You'll see what I mean.
Lots of love (Okay, now that's what I call sarcasm, my darling)
Ishida"
Jun thought it might be all a great joke, and didn't really pay any attention to it. Her weekend was just as normal as a teenager's would be, and then finally came Monday.
When she got to school, everybody looked at her, and or laughed, or smirked, or turned their heads, or simply shook their heads.
Jun didn't quite know what was happening, and got to her first class. Her friends quickly joined to her side.
"Jun, how did it happen?" one of them asked.
"You have any idea who did it?" another one.
"What are you gonna do?" another one.
"What are you talking about?" Jun finally asked, and her friends shared worried glances. They gave her a paper, printed from an unknown site on the Internet.
"Every single person in the school received an email with it." They said.
There was a picture of her, naked, sleeping. And in big, bold red letters, it said:
"YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TASTED IT BEFORE
BUT HERE AMONG US...
DON'T YOU THINK IT'S ALREADY BEEN USED TOO MUCH?"
(A/N: Lame joke, I know... But I couldn't think of anything else...)
Jun eyes were wide. And she guessed that what the letter said was true.
The same day Yamato got to talk to her, and said the words "brake up"... Jun just ran away screaming, leaving Yamato into oblivion. He guessed she just didn't get it too well and just continued his day normally.
That's how Matt was born. Nowadays, almost every single girl on the school had been into "Ishida's arms" and the morning after, he was always gone. It was just like a dream, and when the morning came, it was over. He never did the same thing he did to Jun anymore, but he only did that as revenge. Not all girls in school were like Jun Motomiya.
But his days of getting all the girls were to be over. And Yamato's days of being lonely were as well.
Because on that day, just after the ending of Summer Break, a new phase of his life was about to begin.
When a very important girl entered his room and mind.
Her name?
Irene.
[ To be concluded ]
Lily: *dies*
Davis: Oh my... Lily's been killing herself to write that on time, and I guess she did it..... not exactly the way she wanted, this was supposed to be a one-shot, but well, she did it.
Lily: *revives* It sucks, I know... *sniffs* But C'MON!! I just got to do it in ONE DAY, and was supposed to post this ON THIS ONE DAY!! But here it is!! ^-^ Next update will be on Wednesday, and last one on Friday. Then this fic will be over. *sighs* I should have started this BEFORE!! A long time before... I swear it gets better!! I REALLY do!! But please keep reading!! PLEASE!!
PS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Music Chick (06/23) ^-^ These are the greeting from Lily Maxwell... and want more of the gift? Keep reading!
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