A/N: I don't think that the Master is given enough credit. So I wrote a poem about him.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Doctor but I wish I did.

I fell in love yes its true

Oh my goodness what shall I do

If it wasn't for his lack of humor

I'd marry him now

Quicker than sooner

His last regeneration

Was quite the old fitttle

He's cuter now just a wee little

I always liked the way he dressed

I'll tell you now

I'm quite impressed

I'm sure but little does he know

That surely his life was written by Poe

I hope that he can see it clear

Those things he should

He doesn't fear

I can see his grave dark and grim

He should have listened to the things

I told him

Though his mind is racey quick

He slips and falls in the Doctor's tricks

But little does the Doctor know

His archenemy's

Now letting me run the show

Oh that pratty little beast

I do not like him in the least

Outside I look so lovely and warm

But on the inside

My thoughts stir like a storm

Oh i think in heavenly bliss

To see him die just like this

The doctor's face is turning blue

I rub my lover's goatee and coo

Come closer still my dear for now you have nothing left to fear

He laughed in all entirety

Then he spoke

You inspire me

Now our revenge is done

I can surly say that it's been fun



A/N: hope you enjoyed.