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The One Shot Stories of the Misadventure of the Yamis: The Case of the Torture Theme Park
I will never own YGO.
Pairing: (extremely mild) Yamishipping
Warning: Mildly OOC Yami and EXTREMELY OOC Seto
Mariku is Yami Malik and Bakura is Yami Bakura
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Mariku: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! THIS PLAN WILL DEFINALLY PROVAIL!**thinks about making a killing theme park then start a 'map' of the theme park**
Somewhere in the Turtle Game Shop
Yami:**somewhere in a room, making a draft of a flying roller coaster?!?** hmmmmm... OH!**continues to scrible**
Yugi: Uh, Yami, what are you doing anyways.
Yami:**quickly place the paper into a drawer** Just thinking.**sweatdrops**
Yugi:**half satisfied** okayyyy.....**rolleyes**
At Ryou's place...
Bakura:**phoning Mariku, who told him the plan** So you got the priest(Seto) on sugar high to our benifits. Fine, I'll join.
Last but not least, Kaiba Corp!
Seto: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!**starts the beginning of the ride**FUHAHAHAHA!!!
Mokuba: Seto's freaking me out! Somebody help!!!
Back to Ryou's place, in the bedroom
Bakura: -_-() Well, this is definally bad for my reputation but...
Mariku: Oh come on! Imagine how much we can kill!
Bakura: Yes, but my reputation is to take over the world not eliminating mortals but since I get to kill, it will help.
Mariku: That's the spirit!
Few Weeks later, at Turtle Game Shop
Yami: DONE!!!**a draft of a DANGEROUS roller coaster** AIBOU!!! WHERE IS KAIBA CORP!!!
Yugi: A few streets away than you'll see the Kaiba corp tower.
Yami: THANKS!!**dashes to the door and thus produced a hole because of his hair.
At Kaiba corp
Seto: ^_^ Now for the ultimate projec- What do you want Yami?!?!
Yami: A new killing product waiting patiently to be published.
Seto: OOOOOOOOOOHH Let's see...WOOOOOOOT!! GOOOOD!!
Yami:**thinking** Kaiba is acting really strange these days**outloud** Just start it for Ra's sakes. Oh yeah, we would need 10,000,000,000 yen.
roller coaster:**just as it reaches the end of the tracks, Seto shut it down**
Seto: GOOD? Where in the worl-**sees Yami at the phone**
Yami: Kaiba's done his job, the plan will start tomorrow.
Bakura: Good.
Yami:**hanged up**
Tomorrow...
Mariku: Our MASTERPIECE!!!
Yami/Bakura: Geez... e_e Looks like someone's happy...
Seto:**joins Mariku**WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Bakura: Get a live...if you can find one...**rolleyes**
Yami: He's too hyper to buy one, not mention finding one...-_-
Mariku: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Seto:**doing things with Mariku that are too hentai-ish to display in this fic**
Yami: disgusting...
Bakura: For the first and last time, I agree with you.
Seto:**still doing it** Never say never!
Yami/Bakura:**facefault**
Later that day, about 1000 innoscent mortals were killed...
cop#1: Freeze and raise your hands
Mariku: NO!!!!**kills one of them(there is no shadow realm in the japanese YGO)**
50 other cops: DIE!!!!**begun shooting furiously**
The Yamis: NO WAY!!!**Yami put up a 'shield' while the others do the killing**
cops: **dies**X_X
The Yamis: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Seto:**sugar wore off** What the hell am I???ANd why am I naked?
Yami: Trust me, you do not want to know...
Bakura: **blabbed EVERY detail of what happened**
Seto: WHAT?!?!?! Come back here Mariku!!!
Mariku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
And they lived 'happy' ever after.
The One Shot Stories of the Misadventure of the Yamis: The Case of the Torture Theme Park
I will never own YGO.
Pairing: (extremely mild) Yamishipping
Warning: Mildly OOC Yami and EXTREMELY OOC Seto
Mariku is Yami Malik and Bakura is Yami Bakura
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Mariku: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! THIS PLAN WILL DEFINALLY PROVAIL!**thinks about making a killing theme park then start a 'map' of the theme park**
Somewhere in the Turtle Game Shop
Yami:**somewhere in a room, making a draft of a flying roller coaster?!?** hmmmmm... OH!**continues to scrible**
Yugi: Uh, Yami, what are you doing anyways.
Yami:**quickly place the paper into a drawer** Just thinking.**sweatdrops**
Yugi:**half satisfied** okayyyy.....**rolleyes**
At Ryou's place...
Bakura:**phoning Mariku, who told him the plan** So you got the priest(Seto) on sugar high to our benifits. Fine, I'll join.
Last but not least, Kaiba Corp!
Seto: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!**starts the beginning of the ride**FUHAHAHAHA!!!
Mokuba: Seto's freaking me out! Somebody help!!!
Back to Ryou's place, in the bedroom
Bakura: -_-() Well, this is definally bad for my reputation but...
Mariku: Oh come on! Imagine how much we can kill!
Bakura: Yes, but my reputation is to take over the world not eliminating mortals but since I get to kill, it will help.
Mariku: That's the spirit!
Few Weeks later, at Turtle Game Shop
Yami: DONE!!!**a draft of a DANGEROUS roller coaster** AIBOU!!! WHERE IS KAIBA CORP!!!
Yugi: A few streets away than you'll see the Kaiba corp tower.
Yami: THANKS!!**dashes to the door and thus produced a hole because of his hair.
At Kaiba corp
Seto: ^_^ Now for the ultimate projec- What do you want Yami?!?!
Yami: A new killing product waiting patiently to be published.
Seto: OOOOOOOOOOHH Let's see...WOOOOOOOT!! GOOOOD!!
Yami:**thinking** Kaiba is acting really strange these days**outloud** Just start it for Ra's sakes. Oh yeah, we would need 10,000,000,000 yen.
roller coaster:**just as it reaches the end of the tracks, Seto shut it down**
Seto: GOOD? Where in the worl-**sees Yami at the phone**
Yami: Kaiba's done his job, the plan will start tomorrow.
Bakura: Good.
Yami:**hanged up**
Tomorrow...
Mariku: Our MASTERPIECE!!!
Yami/Bakura: Geez... e_e Looks like someone's happy...
Seto:**joins Mariku**WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Bakura: Get a live...if you can find one...**rolleyes**
Yami: He's too hyper to buy one, not mention finding one...-_-
Mariku: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Seto:**doing things with Mariku that are too hentai-ish to display in this fic**
Yami: disgusting...
Bakura: For the first and last time, I agree with you.
Seto:**still doing it** Never say never!
Yami/Bakura:**facefault**
Later that day, about 1000 innoscent mortals were killed...
cop#1: Freeze and raise your hands
Mariku: NO!!!!**kills one of them(there is no shadow realm in the japanese YGO)**
50 other cops: DIE!!!!**begun shooting furiously**
The Yamis: NO WAY!!!**Yami put up a 'shield' while the others do the killing**
cops: **dies**X_X
The Yamis: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Seto:**sugar wore off** What the hell am I???ANd why am I naked?
Yami: Trust me, you do not want to know...
Bakura: **blabbed EVERY detail of what happened**
Seto: WHAT?!?!?! Come back here Mariku!!!
Mariku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
And they lived 'happy' ever after.
