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The One Shot Stories of the Misadventure of the Yamis: The Case of the Torture Theme Park

I will never own YGO.

Pairing: (extremely mild) Yamishipping

Warning: Mildly OOC Yami and EXTREMELY OOC Seto

Mariku is Yami Malik and Bakura is Yami Bakura

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Mariku: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! THIS PLAN WILL DEFINALLY PROVAIL!**thinks about making a killing theme park then start a 'map' of the theme park**

Somewhere in the Turtle Game Shop

Yami:**somewhere in a room, making a draft of a flying roller coaster?!?** hmmmmm... OH!**continues to scrible**

Yugi: Uh, Yami, what are you doing anyways.

Yami:**quickly place the paper into a drawer** Just thinking.**sweatdrops**

Yugi:**half satisfied** okayyyy.....**rolleyes**

At Ryou's place...

Bakura:**phoning Mariku, who told him the plan** So you got the priest(Seto) on sugar high to our benifits. Fine, I'll join.

Last but not least, Kaiba Corp!

Seto: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!**starts the beginning of the ride**FUHAHAHAHA!!!

Mokuba: Seto's freaking me out! Somebody help!!!

Back to Ryou's place, in the bedroom

Bakura: -_-() Well, this is definally bad for my reputation but...

Mariku: Oh come on! Imagine how much we can kill!

Bakura: Yes, but my reputation is to take over the world not eliminating mortals but since I get to kill, it will help.

Mariku: That's the spirit!

Few Weeks later, at Turtle Game Shop

Yami: DONE!!!**a draft of a DANGEROUS roller coaster** AIBOU!!! WHERE IS KAIBA CORP!!!

Yugi: A few streets away than you'll see the Kaiba corp tower.

Yami: THANKS!!**dashes to the door and thus produced a hole because of his hair.

At Kaiba corp

Seto: ^_^ Now for the ultimate projec- What do you want Yami?!?!

Yami: A new killing product waiting patiently to be published.

Seto: OOOOOOOOOOHH Let's see...WOOOOOOOT!! GOOOOD!!

Yami:**thinking** Kaiba is acting really strange these days**outloud** Just start it for Ra's sakes. Oh yeah, we would need 10,000,000,000 yen.

roller coaster:**just as it reaches the end of the tracks, Seto shut it down**

Seto: GOOD? Where in the worl-**sees Yami at the phone**

Yami: Kaiba's done his job, the plan will start tomorrow.

Bakura: Good.

Yami:**hanged up**

Tomorrow...

Mariku: Our MASTERPIECE!!!

Yami/Bakura: Geez... e_e Looks like someone's happy...

Seto:**joins Mariku**WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Bakura: Get a live...if you can find one...**rolleyes**

Yami: He's too hyper to buy one, not mention finding one...-_-

Mariku: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seto:**doing things with Mariku that are too hentai-ish to display in this fic**

Yami: disgusting...

Bakura: For the first and last time, I agree with you.

Seto:**still doing it** Never say never!

Yami/Bakura:**facefault**

Later that day, about 1000 innoscent mortals were killed...

cop#1: Freeze and raise your hands

Mariku: NO!!!!**kills one of them(there is no shadow realm in the japanese YGO)**

50 other cops: DIE!!!!**begun shooting furiously**

The Yamis: NO WAY!!!**Yami put up a 'shield' while the others do the killing**

cops: **dies**X_X

The Yamis: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seto:**sugar wore off** What the hell am I???ANd why am I naked?

Yami: Trust me, you do not want to know...

Bakura: **blabbed EVERY detail of what happened**

Seto: WHAT?!?!?! Come back here Mariku!!!

Mariku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

And they lived 'happy' ever after.