Title: Five Pilots and a Baby pt. 1/?

Authors: Deathangelgw and Sarit

Disclaimer: we don't own the boys, but boy are we gonna have fun with them!!!

Warnings: AU, OOC, OC, sap, humor, fluff, author inserts (later), and language.

Rating: PG-13 for language.

Pairings: like we're going to say….teehee

Note: me and my friend MA (aka Sarit) were very bored and came up with this little idea. Hehe…never leave us alone with the boys….

Archive: um…get back to us on that

Feedback: Much loved thanks!

'thoughts'

Heero frowned as he came up to his Gundam and looked around. He looked closely over at the area around the field, but couldn't detect anything with his senses. But something inside of him screamed out that something was wrong. Sighing, he shrugged, then went up to his Gundam to get ready for his mission.

He got up to the cockpit and looked at his controls, then began to swiftly start his Gundam up. Suddenly, a soft cry sounded behind him, startling him. He pulled out his gun and turned around, searching for the source of the sound.

But, as he looked around, he found nothing that could produce the sound he had heard. Frowning, he looked down and his eyes widened in shock. There, on the floor of the cockpit of his Wing, was a small basket where a tiny baby was laying. The little baby giggled as it looked up at the Japanese pilot. Heero stared at the bundle, then slowly put his gun away and moved around the seat so he could look into the basket closer. 'No bombs...no gas pellets...no transmitters...' his mind went through the motions of checking for signs of anyone finding him. But he kept on staring at the wiggling child.

Finally, satisfied that nothing of any danger was there, he examined the child.

The baby, a sweet little girl, looked up at the Japanese pilot, her blue eyes wide and trusting. Her fist flayed around her until she caught the tail end of Heero's tank top. It was such a pretty color...

Taking it in her hand, she shoved the piece of fabric in her mouth, blinking innocently.

Heero stared at the baby in mute confusion, then grabbed his shirt back from the mouth. Grimacing at the wet stain, he noticed a note sticking on top of the basket. Grabbing it, he opened it and read:

Dear Mr. Gundam Pilot.

I know that you are a good man for you are willing to protect anyone that is innocent. I saw that you were nearby and knew that I could trust you to watch over my baby. Please take care of her. Her name is Shaina.

Thank you.

Heero stared at the note in absolute confusion, then looked at the baby again.

The baby, or Shaina, pouted. Her lower lip began to quiver and her eyes filled with tears at her toy being taken from her. It had tasted so good! It was nice and soft and pretty!

Her piercing blue eyes glared at him. She did not appreciate having her chew toy being taken from her so abruptly. To show her discontent, she opened her mouth and voiced her anger vocally.

"WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Heero's eyes widened as the baby proceeded to become quite vocal. He looked around frantically for something to shut the kid up. Finally, he spotted a bag next to the basket and pulled it over. Finally, he found some kind of weird looking toy that rattled and gave it to the baby quickly. Shaina's cries abruptly stopped as she held the rattle in her little hand. Her tears abruptly ceased a smile on her face as she shook the toy. So absorbed with the item in her hand, she failed to notice that her grip was still slippery from when she was drooling over Heero's shirt.

She gave the little rattle a hard shake and it slipped from her fingers, smacking right into Heero's forehead.

She giggled.

Heero grunted and rubbed his head, then glared at the offending toy. "Omae o korosu." he whispered softly as he gave it back to the baby. Sighing softly, he stood up and went over to his com unit and got the safehouse com unit up. He hoped that maybe Quatre or Trowa would answer so he wouldn't have to listen to any sarcasm.

The baby waved the rattle in her hand gaily once again.

A static field filled the screen for a moment before the picture formed into the living room of the group's current safehouse.

A young man, no older than sixteen, in shorts and a tee shirt, was dancing around the room with a mop. His long chestnut hair was in a braid that fell well past his knees. His head bopped up and down as he sang to himself.

"I'm a...sex pistol!!!!"

Heero growled softly to himself and sighed. "No such luck." he snarled out softly and then growled out a sharp, "Duo!"

"Huh?" Duo blinked, straining his ears over the loud music. He blinked and caught sight of the com screen on. He lowered the volume, but didn't turn the music off. "Hee-chan!!! What's up my man?!!"

Heero glared at Duo and said, "Is Quatre or Trowa there? Something's come up." He hoped the baby would keep silent enough so that he could avoid any annoying Duo snoopiness.

"What? Oh, nah...Q-man and Tro had a mission come in. Fei is still out in the hangar polishing his precious 'Nataku.'" Duo snorted, rolling his eyes. "What's up?!"

A sniffle, then a soft wail began behind Heero.

Duo frowned, his eyes narrowing. "What's that noise?!"

Heero debated. 'Play dumb or tell the truth....play dumb or tell the truth.' His face remained impassive, as he said, "Nothing."

"Uh huh. Then how come it sounds like your coolant valve has a leak?!" Duo countered his violet eyes narrowing.

The wail grew in volume until it was near glass shattering. "WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Iieee!!!!!!!!" Duo covered his ears from the loud wail. "Where the fuck did you get a freakin' baby???!!!!!!!!"

Heero glared at the braided pilot, then looked behind him at the baby. 'Great...now she's crying again. K'so...' Growling softly, he tried to figure out how to stop her from crying.

Duo snickered, leaning on the mop as he watched Heero lean down. This was great! What ass gave Heero a baby?! The guy was socially incompetent.

Shaina wailed, her tiny fists flaying around her. Her little tummy was growling something fierce. She was just so very hungry and this mean, green thing wouldn't feed her! It tasted nice, but she wanted her bottle!!

Heero looked around then found a bottle in the bag. Frowning thoughtfully, he put the bottle in the wailing baby's mouth, hoping she would take it. Shaina blinked, staring at the round object in her mouth. She sniffed, then put the nip in her mouth and smiled, sucking happily. Sighing in relief, Heero turned back to Duo and glared at Duo. "There. Do you know when they're going to be back?" he asked coldly.

Smirking, Duo shrugged. "Not for at least 48 hours I think. Why? Ain't I good enough for your little secret, Hee-chan?!"

Growling softly, Heero turned his eyes away and said, "Fine. Come to Wing and get Shaina so I can go on my mission." he snapped out.

"Shaina? Ah...how cute. Though never pictured you for the fatherly type, Hee-chan." Duo smirked, then waggled his eyebrows. "It ain't Relena's is it?! You naughty boy you..."

Heero growled angrily and said, "No it isn't mine! Now get your ass over here!" he snarled and shut off the com link, fuming.

"Yes sir!" Duo smirked, mock saluting the blank screen. Shaking his head, he dashed into his room to put his clothes on. He wasn't about to face Heero half-naked. Though the idea was tempting...but nah. Hilde would kill him for sure.

Heero looked around at the baby and sighed softly. 'Quiet at last.' he thought to himself in relief. He looked at his chronometer. If Duo got here within half an hour, he'd make it to perform his mission. "Now if that baka will get here soon, things will be good." he said softly and sighed.

Some time later, dressed in his customary black priest outfit, Duo entered the hangar. Bouncing over towards Wing, he hopped up and poked his head inside the cockpit. "Awww...she's so cute..."

Heero glared at Duo and sighed as he looked down at the sleeping baby. He lifted the basket and bag and shoved them at the braided pilot and said shortly, "She just fed, so she might need changing. Now get out of here so I can get to my mission."

"Uh huh." Duo replied absently, staring at the angelic face of Shaina as she slept. She was so sweet and cute! "If ya don't mind me askin'...where'd ya get her?!"

Heero stared at his boards as he began powering up Wing. "I found her inside Wing." he growled out as he turned his gaze back up at the lingering Duo. "Now do you mind leaving?" he asked snidely.

"Gee...testy today, ain't we?!" Duo rolled his eyes, ignoring Heero's snide comment. Holding the little baby to his chest, he jumped down to the floor. Growling softly in annoyance, Heero closed the hatch to Wing and lifted off. Rolling his eyes at his fellow pilot, Duo bounded back into the safehouse, holding a still slumbering Shaina. How she could sleep through that racket was beyond him.

Wufei walked back into the safehouse and turned as he heard Duo come back into the safehouse. "Maxwell! Where the hell....what the hell is that?!" he said in confusion as he saw the bundle, the bag and the basket that the braided pilot held.

Rolling his eyes, Duo ignored Wufei as he placed the bag and basket on the floor. He sat on the couch, holding the tiny bundle in his arms gently. "Don't tell me you've never seen a baby before, Fei?! Geez..."

Wufei snorted and said, "Of course I've seen a baby, but what in Nataku's name are you doing with one?!"

"Beats me. Heero found her in his Gundam. Didn't say anything except for me to take her inside so he could go on his precious mission." Duo rolled his eyes heavenward. Sometimes Heero took the mission thing a little too seriously.

Wufei snorted softly, then went over by the other pilot. He looked at the bag, then saw the letter. Smirking, he looked at it and said, "Hmm...here's the answer." He handed it to the other boy and sighed.

"Huh?" Taking the letter, Duo looked it over. He cursed, crumbling it up and throwing it across the room. "Shit! What kind of mother abandons their kid to a Gundam Pilot?!"

Not used to keeping his voice down, Duo inadvertently woke the baby. Shaina blinked, rubbing her eyes with her fists. Her lip quivered, just on the brink of a full-scale wail.

Wufei glared at Duo and said, "Way to go, baka. Now she's awake." Snorting, he went over and grabbed the letter again, rereading it with a small frown. 'It really is sad when a mother abandons their child.' he thought to himself as he looked at the child.

"Well, I ain't seein' you help any!" Duo growled back at Wufei. He smiled down at the little girl, making faces at her.

She frowned, about to start wailing until she saw his long braid. Smiling gaily, she reached out and pulled, stuffing the end of his braid in her mouth happily.

"EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! Baby slobber!!!"

Wufei hid his snicker behind his hand and went over to the bag. Finding a pacifier, he brought it out and took the braid from the baby, then placed the nook in her mouth.

"You say one word to the others and you're gonna find Nataku looking like a Christmas Tree." Duo threatened, glaring at Wufei angrily.

Wufei smirked and said, "This is going to be interesting. I wonder if Trowa and Quatre will know how to handle this child better than you and Heero."

"Oh really? Well Mr. Know-It-All, why don't you handle her?!" Duo challenged, getting up and thrusting the baby into Wufei's arms. "I go repairs to do on Deathscythe. See ya!"

Wufei opened his mouth to retort, then looked down at the baby, bemused. "Shit..." he said softly as he looked down at the baby.

Shaina blinked, sucking on her pacifier as she gazed up at Wufei. Her blue eyes trained on his onyx, staring into his eyes deeply. Yep, he'd do all right. Her face scrunched up and she began to whimper. A foul stench wafted into the air.

Wufei scrunched up his nose at the smell that had just then killed all of his olfactory senses. "Aw man...she would." he said and looked over at the bag. Placing her down on the carpet near him, Wufei searched for and found some spare diapers and wipes. Looking at the baby, he sweatdropped and said softly, "Here goes."

TBC