Dark Kairi- Hiei, I need a break, will you take over as author while I'm
gone?"
**Hiei's thoughts**
Sora sat on the boring beach of his island, staring out inot the bright sun hoping to go blind.
"Sora. Don't do that." It was Riku.
"Oh, Riku." Sora said happily and ran into his arms.
"Sora." Suddenly Kairi was next to them and they all joined in a hug and kisses.
"CUT!" Shouted director Hiei who was laughing hysterically at the pain he was putting them through. Kairi walked over to the half Koorime and smacked him on the face.
"I'm done!" She shouted. "That's the last time I kiss two guys at once!"
**End**
Hiei- *shutters*
Dark Kairi- um... Kurama how about you?
Kurama- Sure! ^^
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**Dark Kairi's/Kairi's vacation**
Kairi sat on a beautiful beach the waves slapping against her legs as the tide would roll in. She thought about Riku, Sora, Kurama, Yusuke, Hiei, and everyone else who she left back at home and on her computer while she took her short vacation, she was exausted, writing all those stories. Never getting a break, constantly updating to please everyone, ever since she had taken the role of a author on FF.net....
"Thank goodness for Kurama..."
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Kurama- She mentioned me, I feel loved....But it's not Hiei. *Sighs and looks at the half-koorime.*
Hiei- *looks back scared.*
Kurama- Wait I am the Author... No that wouldn't be right...
Suddenly Kurama's evil half takes over. Too bad the most evil thing Kurama's evil half can do is take over and torture Dark Kairi's readers.
And thus, the Kingdom Hearts adventure continues.
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"Well Kid, you ready for your training? " Asked Crimson.
"Why are you asking, he has no choice anyway." Xiao said, she could be a real jerk.
"Well, I'm just being nice." Crimson whined.
"Whatever." Xiao said rolling her eyes as if being nice was something she wasn't too familiar with.
Sora watched as the two bickered. Hard to believe these guys are the king and queen of anything....
Speaking of which, King of Hearts, Queen of Heartless? What's going on here? There has to be some explaination...
"Can you guys just stop and train me?" Sora interuppted.
"Yea, K...K..Katie..." Crimson said to Xiao, but he had messed up her name...Wait....
"Katie? Is that your real name?" Sora said eyeing her suspiciously.
"Katie is my pet name..." Xiao thought up quickly. Crimson smirked at her.
"Hey." Sora said looking at them wildly. "I still have no idea where I am, why I'm here, why I'm training, all that good stuff."
"Time to train." Crimson said sternly ignoring everything Sora had just said.
"Fine." Sora said with a sigh.
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Within the next few weeks Sora trained vigorously under the mysterious Crimson, who, although seemed nice at first, turned out to be a slave driver. Sora was told to:
Cut himself.
Which he did, a small cut on the arm.
"No boy." Crimson shouted angrily. "Like this!" He took the sword and cut Sora's left eye giving him a scar identical to one on Crimson's face.
Stab himself.
"In the heart Sora. Make yourself cry out in pain!" Sora looked at him like he was insane. "Don't make me do it for you!"
Sora took the sword and plunged it into his body. He cried out in pain just like Crimson had told him too. Tears staining his eyes. But he survived.
His last test was the worst. He tried to make Sora kill a bird...
"Look Crimson, You can make me stab myself til' I die, but I will not kill the innocent." Sora said.
"You're too weak, how will you ever survive if you can't even kill a stupid bird?" Crimson's fist hit Sora on the face and knocked him to the ground.
Sora got up and looked at him. "I'll never be as evil as you. Never, I'll never be like you!" Sora shouted rage flowing through his viens.
Crimson smirked as he saw Sora's anger making him stronger. "Maybe...Maybe it's pity that makes you stronger...The past really has changed..."
Sora stared blankly. "What?"
Suddenly Xiao entered the room and took the bird that Sora hadn't killed into her hands.
"I suppose you're thinking we should tell him?" She said.
"Yea, it's about time. Come with me kid." Crimson said turning to the doorway.
Sora followed him up a flight of stairs wondering what was going on.
What were they going to tell him?
Why is was he even training?
Sora continued to follow Crimson up the stairs and into a room Sora hadn't yet seen, even after being there for two weeks.
"Sora, there is stuff...Well, things that you should know. But I can only tell you about half, you aren't ready for the rest." Crimson said looking down at his feet
"Well then get on with it!" Sora shouted. "Wait...I'm sorry, did I just say that?" He said in disbelief.
Why on earth would he be that rude?
Crimson smiled. "You're training is working."
Sora looked up at him. "I...I don't understand."
"Sora, I've been training you to become a killing machine, an emotionless monster." Crimson said.
Sora's mouth dropped. "But why? Why would you want to do something like that, huh?"
"Sora, Crimson and I are training you for an uncoming war in your time."
"Wait..I'm in the future?" Sora felt very faint all of the sudden.
"Yes, and I'd like you to look out of this window...What do you see? Tell me."
"I see...Nothing..." Sora felt sick along with faint now, there was seriously nothing, it was totally bare, if a world had a skeleton, Sora was sure his is what it'd look like. "What happened here?"
"A great war to end all wars. The end of all worlds basically, everyone that died deserved to live, and all that lived wish they had died. But me and Xiao can't die, not for awhile at least, because...We judge the dead. We judge them to see if they become heartless of go to heaven like place..." Crimson explained.
"Oh...Go on." Sora said.
"Xiao actually does the judging, I'm just here to make sure everything is in balance, I'm more so the king of Kingdom Hearts...More than actually being a king of hearts." Crimson went on. "Anyways...We weren't prepared for the war and watched everything around us die, we figured if we brought you to the future to prepare you, you might have a chance to survive."
"You mean I died?" Sora said blankly.
"Your spirit did, you really couldn't die, you just sort of...Lost your heart, you and Kairi."
"Kairi..." Sora felt like he had the wieght of the world apon his shoulders...Well really the wieght of the worlds. "So we'll live?
"Yes, but...I can't say you'll be happy if you don't this war...You don't want to feel like I do...Like this whole thing was your fault.." Crimson put his head into his arms then breifly lifted it back up. "Sora, I'm a heartless monster, I live for nothing but to fight, and there's nothing to fight. Please, try...Sora..."
"Crimson..." Xiao had entered the room. "Sora...I hate putting this wieght on you...And, we also can't go back in time with you, because it might screw up the balance more so than before..." She said taking Crimson into her arms. "There's something you should also know. Kairi will be fighting along side you."
Sora looked down at his feet not knowing what to think, he felt himself losing his mind. "Kairi..."
"Sora. There's one more thing to tell, but I can't tell you until you are ready...until you are done with your training..."
"I don't care." Sora answered, not even questioning himself on his answer.
"What was that?" Crimson said looking up at Sora, a flash of amusement in his eyes.
"I said I don't care, you guys just keep going on and on." Sora had finally broken.
"He's ready, you're training is over."
Sora failed to care. His eyes showed no emotion what so ever, his face stocial.
"Whatever."
"So we should tell him?" Xiao asked.
"Yea." Crimson said.
"Ok Sora, we are going to finally tell you who we really are." Xiao said
Sora looked at her, emotions seemed to be filling him slowly again.
The main one was happiness, knowing it's almost over, forgetting about the war ahead.
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Kurama- Cliffhanger! I'm so evil! Mwhahahaha!
Hiei- Hn, you wish.
Kurama- Hiei, I love you, be tied up!
As he shouted that Hiei found himself bound to a chair.
Hiei- Wow, why did I not expect that?
Botan suddenly comes and saves him
Kurama- Wait I'm the author!
*
Dark Kairi on a beach far away smirks.
"I'm still the true Author!"
*
Van- Wow.
Botan and Kurama fight over Hiei.
Trunks- Uh...I'm not even gonna ask where Van came from, and poor Hiei...
Vegeta- Review so I can get on with my life.
**Hiei's thoughts**
Sora sat on the boring beach of his island, staring out inot the bright sun hoping to go blind.
"Sora. Don't do that." It was Riku.
"Oh, Riku." Sora said happily and ran into his arms.
"Sora." Suddenly Kairi was next to them and they all joined in a hug and kisses.
"CUT!" Shouted director Hiei who was laughing hysterically at the pain he was putting them through. Kairi walked over to the half Koorime and smacked him on the face.
"I'm done!" She shouted. "That's the last time I kiss two guys at once!"
**End**
Hiei- *shutters*
Dark Kairi- um... Kurama how about you?
Kurama- Sure! ^^
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**Dark Kairi's/Kairi's vacation**
Kairi sat on a beautiful beach the waves slapping against her legs as the tide would roll in. She thought about Riku, Sora, Kurama, Yusuke, Hiei, and everyone else who she left back at home and on her computer while she took her short vacation, she was exausted, writing all those stories. Never getting a break, constantly updating to please everyone, ever since she had taken the role of a author on FF.net....
"Thank goodness for Kurama..."
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Kurama- She mentioned me, I feel loved....But it's not Hiei. *Sighs and looks at the half-koorime.*
Hiei- *looks back scared.*
Kurama- Wait I am the Author... No that wouldn't be right...
Suddenly Kurama's evil half takes over. Too bad the most evil thing Kurama's evil half can do is take over and torture Dark Kairi's readers.
And thus, the Kingdom Hearts adventure continues.
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"Well Kid, you ready for your training? " Asked Crimson.
"Why are you asking, he has no choice anyway." Xiao said, she could be a real jerk.
"Well, I'm just being nice." Crimson whined.
"Whatever." Xiao said rolling her eyes as if being nice was something she wasn't too familiar with.
Sora watched as the two bickered. Hard to believe these guys are the king and queen of anything....
Speaking of which, King of Hearts, Queen of Heartless? What's going on here? There has to be some explaination...
"Can you guys just stop and train me?" Sora interuppted.
"Yea, K...K..Katie..." Crimson said to Xiao, but he had messed up her name...Wait....
"Katie? Is that your real name?" Sora said eyeing her suspiciously.
"Katie is my pet name..." Xiao thought up quickly. Crimson smirked at her.
"Hey." Sora said looking at them wildly. "I still have no idea where I am, why I'm here, why I'm training, all that good stuff."
"Time to train." Crimson said sternly ignoring everything Sora had just said.
"Fine." Sora said with a sigh.
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Within the next few weeks Sora trained vigorously under the mysterious Crimson, who, although seemed nice at first, turned out to be a slave driver. Sora was told to:
Cut himself.
Which he did, a small cut on the arm.
"No boy." Crimson shouted angrily. "Like this!" He took the sword and cut Sora's left eye giving him a scar identical to one on Crimson's face.
Stab himself.
"In the heart Sora. Make yourself cry out in pain!" Sora looked at him like he was insane. "Don't make me do it for you!"
Sora took the sword and plunged it into his body. He cried out in pain just like Crimson had told him too. Tears staining his eyes. But he survived.
His last test was the worst. He tried to make Sora kill a bird...
"Look Crimson, You can make me stab myself til' I die, but I will not kill the innocent." Sora said.
"You're too weak, how will you ever survive if you can't even kill a stupid bird?" Crimson's fist hit Sora on the face and knocked him to the ground.
Sora got up and looked at him. "I'll never be as evil as you. Never, I'll never be like you!" Sora shouted rage flowing through his viens.
Crimson smirked as he saw Sora's anger making him stronger. "Maybe...Maybe it's pity that makes you stronger...The past really has changed..."
Sora stared blankly. "What?"
Suddenly Xiao entered the room and took the bird that Sora hadn't killed into her hands.
"I suppose you're thinking we should tell him?" She said.
"Yea, it's about time. Come with me kid." Crimson said turning to the doorway.
Sora followed him up a flight of stairs wondering what was going on.
What were they going to tell him?
Why is was he even training?
Sora continued to follow Crimson up the stairs and into a room Sora hadn't yet seen, even after being there for two weeks.
"Sora, there is stuff...Well, things that you should know. But I can only tell you about half, you aren't ready for the rest." Crimson said looking down at his feet
"Well then get on with it!" Sora shouted. "Wait...I'm sorry, did I just say that?" He said in disbelief.
Why on earth would he be that rude?
Crimson smiled. "You're training is working."
Sora looked up at him. "I...I don't understand."
"Sora, I've been training you to become a killing machine, an emotionless monster." Crimson said.
Sora's mouth dropped. "But why? Why would you want to do something like that, huh?"
"Sora, Crimson and I are training you for an uncoming war in your time."
"Wait..I'm in the future?" Sora felt very faint all of the sudden.
"Yes, and I'd like you to look out of this window...What do you see? Tell me."
"I see...Nothing..." Sora felt sick along with faint now, there was seriously nothing, it was totally bare, if a world had a skeleton, Sora was sure his is what it'd look like. "What happened here?"
"A great war to end all wars. The end of all worlds basically, everyone that died deserved to live, and all that lived wish they had died. But me and Xiao can't die, not for awhile at least, because...We judge the dead. We judge them to see if they become heartless of go to heaven like place..." Crimson explained.
"Oh...Go on." Sora said.
"Xiao actually does the judging, I'm just here to make sure everything is in balance, I'm more so the king of Kingdom Hearts...More than actually being a king of hearts." Crimson went on. "Anyways...We weren't prepared for the war and watched everything around us die, we figured if we brought you to the future to prepare you, you might have a chance to survive."
"You mean I died?" Sora said blankly.
"Your spirit did, you really couldn't die, you just sort of...Lost your heart, you and Kairi."
"Kairi..." Sora felt like he had the wieght of the world apon his shoulders...Well really the wieght of the worlds. "So we'll live?
"Yes, but...I can't say you'll be happy if you don't this war...You don't want to feel like I do...Like this whole thing was your fault.." Crimson put his head into his arms then breifly lifted it back up. "Sora, I'm a heartless monster, I live for nothing but to fight, and there's nothing to fight. Please, try...Sora..."
"Crimson..." Xiao had entered the room. "Sora...I hate putting this wieght on you...And, we also can't go back in time with you, because it might screw up the balance more so than before..." She said taking Crimson into her arms. "There's something you should also know. Kairi will be fighting along side you."
Sora looked down at his feet not knowing what to think, he felt himself losing his mind. "Kairi..."
"Sora. There's one more thing to tell, but I can't tell you until you are ready...until you are done with your training..."
"I don't care." Sora answered, not even questioning himself on his answer.
"What was that?" Crimson said looking up at Sora, a flash of amusement in his eyes.
"I said I don't care, you guys just keep going on and on." Sora had finally broken.
"He's ready, you're training is over."
Sora failed to care. His eyes showed no emotion what so ever, his face stocial.
"Whatever."
"So we should tell him?" Xiao asked.
"Yea." Crimson said.
"Ok Sora, we are going to finally tell you who we really are." Xiao said
Sora looked at her, emotions seemed to be filling him slowly again.
The main one was happiness, knowing it's almost over, forgetting about the war ahead.
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Kurama- Cliffhanger! I'm so evil! Mwhahahaha!
Hiei- Hn, you wish.
Kurama- Hiei, I love you, be tied up!
As he shouted that Hiei found himself bound to a chair.
Hiei- Wow, why did I not expect that?
Botan suddenly comes and saves him
Kurama- Wait I'm the author!
*
Dark Kairi on a beach far away smirks.
"I'm still the true Author!"
*
Van- Wow.
Botan and Kurama fight over Hiei.
Trunks- Uh...I'm not even gonna ask where Van came from, and poor Hiei...
Vegeta- Review so I can get on with my life.
