Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, any Brasilian soap operas, nor any other real person, fiction character "registered" or any company.
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It was a sunny day in Brasil. The young brasilians were plying football, the young brasilian wizards... football and the tourists were sightseeing, when suddenly a loud scream echoed in the air.
- I'M TO DO WHAT?! – Draco Malfoy was looking at a shortish man in a baseball cap.
- You are play in may new series, amigo – The man replaied. – The " Garden of Lust"
- Ai! Senior that sounds like a title of a porno movie! – One of the asistents shouted in a tone suggesting the frequancy of such mistakes.
- Such a briliant piece of writting! – Narcissa Malfoy said in delight – Don't you think Bellatrix?
- Yes my dear sister. – cooed Bellatrix Lestrange – I'd call it "On Wings Of Love".
The two women were very pleased with the script. Draco, who listend to his mother, looked into his copy.
- Who's Juan? – Draco would continue, but he was interrupted.
- You pronounce it "Huan" – The director hissed.
- Yeah, whaever. – Draco couldn't understand why a wizard would wear such cloathes like the shortish man, but on the other side his mother wore a muggle-designed swimsuit.
- I'm Don "Hulio" "Huan's" evil twin brother, and "Huan" is... eh? ... POTTY!?
Draco had a terrified expression on his face, he was to play "Potty's" brother. He looked around himself yet couldn't make Haryy out.
- LEMMIE OUT! – There was a desperate tune in each of the three voices shouting.
- I'LL DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING JUST LET ME OUT! – Harry seemed not to
like this idea , what made Draco think of it as his big chance.
- ME TOO! – "That would have been mudblood Thomson" thought Draco.
- LEMMIE OR I'LL BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU! – Screamd the third person, a
voice unknown to most wizards. It was a pig-like person, known as Dudley Dursley.
- Harry you should read the script, it's wonderful – That was Hermione Granger – This is briliant! – She was in a great mood. - But who's Don Valentino?
- It isss I! – A tall serpent-like man said – Lord Voldemort. – What sounded like the name of the dark land Mordor in Jacksons LotR.
- Hey, Hermione what's Jesus doing here? – Ronald Weasly looked rather confused.
- Not "Jesus" but "Hesus" – growled Hermione – It's Pourtugese and you read "j" like "h".
- Oh, I understand – Ron wasn't still really happy with what he was to do. – Harry! What's wrong with you mate?
Harry was looking rather angry, he had to play in an Brasilian soap opera. But it wasn't all he had to play with Draco Malfoy. "Well it could have been worse" Harry thought "uncle Vernon could be one of the actors."
- Well, it's nothing. Except this whole series we're doing! – Harry growled.
Meanwhile in an other part of the set, Lupin and Sirius ware looking both at the script, laughing madly.
- Hey, Padfoot look at this! – Lupin pointed at two names. – Snivellus is playing Serjio.
- What's a Serjio? – Sirius looked puzzled.
- No idea. – Remus smiled. – Hopefuly something fitting.
- Like what? – "Snufles" grined mischievously – A greese slimeball of a politician?
- Oh! Look at this! – The ex-DADA werewolf was pointing towards two names. – I'cant belive it they got those roles.
- Those Weasley twins are a priest and a judge. – Harry's godfather stared at the script. – they will have such an influance on the characters.
In one of the Cafes in Rio three girls were sitting, drinking their drinks. Cho, Marietta and Luna, the Ravenclaw-girls, were calmly and logicaly discussing the script.
- I AM WHAT ?!– Marietta squeeld – A BISEXSUAL, EVIL, MEAN BITCH!
- Well, – Cho added gloomyly – You'r at least rich. I'm to work in a butique as a shop assistant. – Taht fact made her almost cry (again).
- Well, I'm to be... – Luna Lovegood looked at the other two – a clumsy librarians assistant. – She raised her eyes again – not to mention that we work in two to four episodes.
- Wait – Cho wiped her tears away – isn't Draco Harrys' brother in this series?
- Hmm... – Marietta looked at both girls – I think it's a fact. How do you reckon, why they?
- Dunno, maybe the casting guy had a strange vision. – Cho mumbled taking a sip of her drink.
- Or just didn't know them. – Added Luna connently. – Oh by the way how's your character called?
- I'm Conchita Gustava. – Cooed Marietta.
- Well, I'm a Christina – Cho looked at her empty glass – At least I feel better now.
- I'm Luna... – She was interrupted by Marietta.
- But that's your name.
- Well, I'd end if you didn't interrupt me – Hissed Luna – I'm Luna Buenamo.
At that time profesor McGonagall sat in an coasy armchair and knitted. The script lay in front of her, opend on the cast. Then Albus Dumbledore emerged from the hotel door.
- Oh, Minerva you're still checking the cast.
- Yes, Albus. - The transfiguration teacher adjusted her glases. – It's good to know who is who.
- Oh, and who am I? – Hogwarts headmaster smiled.
- Alfonso, Harrys' fosterfather.
- And you? – Dumbledore ws still smiling.
- Don Maria Juana, Harrys' mother and – she pursed her lips – Sirius' (Estefano's) wife.
- Oh! That's interresting. And Dudley Dursley? – He raised his eyebrows.
- Umm... – Proffesor Mcgonagall looked at the script – He is the police inspector Armando. And Thomas is Daniel, Harry's friend. Lupin is Ronaldo a lawyer, Severus is Serjio, You-Know-Who is Don Valentino, umm... then we have Hermione who is Hermione the beutiful buisineswoman (what's that?), Ronald Weasely is Jesus also Harrys' friend, miss Parkinson is the evil, bisexual Luz Maria and miss Bulstrode is the also evil and also bisexsual Lolita.
Professor Lupin and Sirius were looking in the script up what a "Serjio" is. Suddenly the werewolf gave a triumphant cry.
- I FOUND IT!
- So what's a "Serjio" Moony? – Asked Sirius.
- Well, acording to the script it's... he's Narcissas husband. – Remus looked really confused.
- Poor Snivie... – Added Sirius sarcasticly.
- Why's that?
- Well I don't like that part of my family... almost any part of it to be exact. – Mumbled Sirius. – Whome's she playing?
- Umm... Narcissa... Dona Narcissa, Julios fostermother... err... – Remus could hardly belive what he read. – And Beatirs, and Dolores' enemy in theire plans against Juan...
- Eh what's wrong Remus? – Sirius looked at his friend.
- He..he... – Loughed Lupin nervously – Beatris is Ballatrix Lestrange and Dolores is Umbr... – Yet before he could finish he was interrupted.
- Hem, hem – It was Dolores Umbridge – Are you talking abou... – She also was interrupded.
- A Dolores Umbrige needed here! – Shouted one of the assistants. And took the froglike ministry worker away.
- ... her. – Ended Lupin.
At that time Harry had started reading the script, he found it amusing to read some of the scenes aloud. But now he, Ron and Dean were consulting the first episode.
- So we three are to be introduced, - Harry looked at the script. – my fosterfather and the more important female characters.
- They mean those that appear more or less through the whole series. – Added Dean.
- He... he – Ron was white like a bed sheet. – First it has to have smoething around a thousend episodes, now this...
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Okay, that's it for chapter one. Now a few requests:
1. could you plese choose the ending couple for "On Wings Of Love" jus type the apropriate letter in your review.
a) Juan x Luna (Harry x Luna)
b) Juan x Christina (Harry x Cho)
c) Juan x Hermine (Harry x Hermione)
d) Juan x Narcissa (Harry x Narcissa)
e) Juan x ?1 (Harry x Ginny)
f) Juan x ?2 (Harry x Fleur)
?1 and ?2 are characters to appear later.
Draco will get the girl from the second best result.
2. If you want I can add a set romance, for Harry use those above plus
g) Harry x Pansy
And write on set for others just write what you want.
3. If you review do it politely firstly it gives a good impression of you, secondly politeness can bring you far.
4. Pleas Review.
