Juan Potter: chapter 3

"Episode two" or "A Mercedes for Draco"

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, any Brasilian soap operas, nor any other real person, fiction character "registered" or any company.

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 It was  10 to 10 and the filming crew was preparing the scenery for the mud wrestling which was to be "inserted in a later episode" (wich was a lie). The fight was prepared to be held in one of the city's bars.

- Harry when will it start? – Ron glimpsed curiously at his best friend.

- Yeah, when will it start? – A pig like creature also known as Dudley Dursly mumbled.

- At ten. – replaid Harry shortly.

Soon the room was filed by the technical staff and the male cast, who didn't notice being followed. Exactly one minute to ten, two of the girls wearing bikinis enterd the mud filled ring.

- Are you sure it's to be this way? – Cho asked the director while adjusting her panties.

- Ah, but it is mor ov...

- "More", you pronounce it "more". – Snape looked at the man in the baseball cap.

- Thank you, moreover it'll play a vital role in the plot, being the main hero's dream.

After saying those words, the remaining two were relesed. The expressions on Cho's and Marietta's faces changed into pure rage. The camera behind them rode around the ring catching the emotion change. In that moment the battle began. Expect for fighting female bodies only in bikinis and mud, you could see many interresting attacks and hear specific insults. When Milcent shouted that someones bikini made that person fat, Ron suggested her taking it off as a result of what he was hit with a mudball. When the fight advanced to its most primitive stage, so after two minutes, Draco looked at the remaining audiance and asked.

- Why on Earth don't they use wands? – Thank god the crew didn't hear him

- What's that for an idot? – Dudley asked Harry pointing to Draco.

- You answerd yourself, an idiot. – Replaid Harry calmly.

- Potty, you'll regret this, I swear it. – Growled Draco.

- Mr. Malfoy, - Snape said coldly. – they don't use wands becouse it's a muggle form of entertainment called mud wrestling.

- OH SHUT UP! – Dean Shouted. – YOU CAN SEE ONES BREASTS!

After tht comment everybody turned their heads to the ring, to see not one but two tops lying on the floor. One belonged to Cho, the other to Pansy. Now the fun realy started. Yet something unexpected happend.

- Mr. Malfoy what are you doing here? – A female voice asked from behind Draco.

- M...mum... – Draco had a terrified look om his face.

- Young Man, You were to go to bed before 9. – Narcissa Malfoy said to her son,

- B...but... – Draco tried to make up an excuse, yet he wasnt given a chanse.

- No buts.

- Mrs. Malfoy why won't you join those girls? – Snape suggested cooly. As an anser the

Potions torture master got slapped. After that Narcissa left holding her son by the ear, who was begging her to let him stay.

- Well, Snivellus didn't kow that side of you. – Loughed Sirus.

- Oh shut up, Black! – Snape went to the bar and orderd himself a beer.

- I'd just kick her in. – Sirus said grining.

While they quarreld the fight enterd the even more entertaining part, which means that almost every participant was toples and started using advanced wrestling thechniques, which made most men drool. Once even the situation caused the audiance to chant " Panties Down, Panties Down....". Yet the battle drew to an end, which cane raher suddenly and funnyly. It was when Marietta kicked Milcent so that the other girl lost her balance, and slamd onto Pansy hitting Cho in the proces, which the last finished with a cobra twist on Milcent. It seamd everybody, even the fightreses were pleased with the outcome, the musice played was a rock classic, which meant a unknown song for the wizards, it was "Girls Got Rhyhtm" by AC/DC.

- Harry it was super! – Ron couldn't hide his excitement over the fight.

- Well,... - Dean looked a bit disappointed – Some of them would do better if they'd train some body parts better.

- I think should, get back to our hotel. – Harry looked at both his friends.

At 10 in the morning, the filming began. Everybody got their make-up ready and put on theire tailormade averageperson cloathes. Harry Ron, and Dean were walking across the street, when a mercedes appeared. It was the same car like in the first episode but it drove supprisingly... slow and stopped every few meters. At the same time Cho, Luna, Pansy, Marietta and Hermione also appeared. Milcent didn't appear due to the make-up shortage.

- Oh, they're coming. – Harry raised his lips 2mm.

- Yes, they are. – Dean commented.

Just then the mercedes ramed (if you can call it a ram when a car with 10 km/h his you) Dean, who fell that his head landed right under Lunas usual-person-designer-tailormade-skirt.

- Striped. – Dean said casualy.

- What's striped? – Everybody asked curiously.

- Her panties. – Answerd Dean.

- Well, we can't blame him, can we. – Ron said to a blushing Luna.

- Heh... we do it again, - The regiseur sighed. – and sombody tell him how to use a car.

As the director commanded, so did one assistant.

- OK. This is the brakes... this...erm...ah the acceleratoin... this is the air conditioning... –

He looked at Dracos not understanding face. – You use it to lower the temperature... Oh and the radio... and you drive like this. – Instructed the assistant.

After re-filming the scen with Draco braking propperly, he left the car and walked towards Hermione. As he reached her he said very unromanticly.

- Filthy Mudblood. – Draco hissed. – Get off of me.

- I don't understand the modern british, but stick to the script. – The director looked dissapointed. – Just play, please.

Draco went out of the mercedes, and walked towards Hermione.

- Buenos... dyas...miamore... – Draco stutterd.

- We do it again. – The director,called fondly Steve by his crew,  reapeted himself. – I see you're ambitious, but please speak English, you know no Portuguese.

- But I Can! – Protested Draco.

- Please just do it in English. – The director bagged.

Yet again Draco left his limousine, and walked towards Hermione.

- Hello Hermione, - Draco tryed to keep a streight face. – How is your charming person doing

- Very well, - Hermione smiled charmingly. – I'm so happy to see you Julio! – She put her arms around his neck and kissed him.

- (Finaly we can continue.) – Whisperd Harry.

And he was right. They went to the cafe and playd a friendly meeting. They discussed many topics, including Daniel Rauls latest collection and what they were now doing. Short after thhey ended the scene Draco couldn't wait and commented.

- It was awfull, what mudblood did!

- Well, I didn't enjoy it either. – Replaid Hermione.

Meanwhile in a rented villa Snape and Narcissa Malfoy were getting ready for theire scene. Narcissa checked her makeup and decolte again.

  -  Ready? – Asked an assistant. Snape noded in aproval, they were ready.

Narcissa went out of a room on the first floor, and looked to the hall where Snape stood.

- Serjio, where is Julio? – She asked.

- Julio... he went to meet his fiance and her friends. – Replaid the potions master.

- When will we tell him that we... we – She stumbled on those words, changing her expression minimaly. – that he's adopted.

- I don't know, my dear. – Replaid Snpe sadly.

- And the truth about me? – She looked at a window on the other side of the hall.

- Huh... I don't know. I just don't know.

- Now that was good - no cuts! – Steve was realy happy now.

Another house scene was being prepared, yet this time in a big flat. Albus Dumbledore was reading his text. Then he got up and went on set. Also Sirius and proffesor McGonagall enterd the set.

- And Action! – Shouted yet another assistant.

- Ah! Alfonso, it's so nice to see you again. – Minerva smiled slightly.

- Yes, it is a plesure to see you agin. –  Sirius smiled.

- Yes, Estefano and Maria Juana. What brings you here? – Dumbledore asked.

- We moved in in this city and thought we'd visit an old aquintance. – Replaid Black.

- Oh, - Dumbledore stood up. – I'm sorry that my son isn't here, he'd be very happy to meet you. Lemonade...

- CUT CUT CUT. – Shouted the director. – That was tea, Tea, TEA!

- I'm sorry I forgot. – Said Dumbledore calmly.

Dumbledore stood once again up, and walked towards the kitchen.

- I'm sorry that my son isn't here, he'd be happy to meet you. Tea maybe? – Dumbledore smiled.

- Thank you please. – Replaid Sirius. – For Maria Juana too.

Harry sat in a chair in a cafe. He looked at Ron, Dean and Hermione they all made their orders.

- It was kind of funny to see Draco's face... – Ron grined. – after the fake kiss.

- Yeah, it was funny. – Agreed Harry.

- Oh, and yesterdays evening was great, wasn't it? – Dean smiled.

- Oh, what happend? - asked Hermione.- Cho, Marietta, Parkinson, and Bullstrode ware all beat up!

- You don't want to know. - Replaid Harry.

At that time in a hotel room, Dolores Umbrige read the script.

- Oh I have an apperance next episode. – she cooed in a fake sweet tone.

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