Summary:  Jonas and Teal'c get what's coming for them.  Utter madness awaits... I forgot, it's already here!  "Never underestimate a Jaffa."

Notes:  The long-awaited chapter is finally here!! yay!!  Wanna thank Karrie for her continued support and telling me to keep at it.  Thanks to Tanya for the encouragement as well.  It's been great!  Wanna thank everyone else who reviewed too.  If I hadn't had this much feedback I probably wouldn't have continued this.  Thank you :-)

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"Hide the camera Teal'c! *hide the camera*" Jonas loudly whispered.  He tossed the camera to Teal'c as if he were playing hot potato.  Teal'c stared at the camera in his hands and then at him blankly and then realize what was happening.  He quickly placed the camera under the chair on the deck, out of sight.  Jack, Sam, Daniel, and Janet climbed out of the pool and walked over to where Jonas and Teal'c were.

"That was fun to watch," Jonas said as he studied the wet figure standing in front of him.  "I'm thinking that you might *might* want to dry off."

"Uhhh, yeah," Jack said in a half-annoyed tone.

"Janet, where are the towels?"  Jonas asked.

"In the linen closet down the main hallway."

"Thanks."  Jonas went inside and got some towels.

Now that Jonas was out of the way.

"You have to admit that was a lot of fun."  Sam smiled.  She sat down on the chair on the deck and felt something brush along the bottom of her feet.  "What is this?"

"A camera."

"I know that, Jack, but what is it doing here?"

"I left it on the picnic table.  It was never near the pool,"  Janet said.

"Unless someone was trying to make the memory last forever."  They all looked at the house.

Jonas

"Jokes are fun to play... especially on the unexpected, if you know what I mean," Jack said and they formed a plan of attack.

~*~

Jonas ran back to the pool deck with his arms full of towels.  Once he was up the stairs, Sam nonchalantly looked back at him.  She carefully walked over to the deck gate and closed it tightly. It creaked before it closed which made Jonas look at her.  Sam had that mischievous grin on her face.

"Uh, guys?  What's going on?"

He turned around to see four people with eerie familiar looks on their faces.

"Guys?"  He cracked an uneasy smile.

Jack said in a calm manner, "Get him."

With that, Jonas bolted around the pool.  He knew there was no way around it by any normal means.  Once he was cornered, he jumped over the deck fence onto the grass 7 feet below.  He tumbled to the ground to break his fall.

"Sam, unlock the gate."

"I'm tryin'. sir."

"Try faster, Major Samantha Carter."

"Sorry Jack, force of habit."

"Understood, just get it open."

"Got it."  Sam and Janet got out of the way as Jack and Daniel bolted down the steps in a desperate attempt to find Jonas, who was out of sight.

"Let's split up.  Go around the other side of the house.  If I find him, I'll yell," Jack said.

"Good enough."

They ran around the house, searching behind every shrub and tree in the vacinity.  Jack looked up every tree.  He came to a tree and saw Cassie's treehouse.

"Daniel!"

~*~

"Boys will be boys," Janet said.  Sam and Janet sat on the chairs on the deck watching Jack and Daniel hunt for Jonas.  Teal'c stood with his back to the pool.

Sam whispered, "I feel so bad for Teal'c.  He seems so outta place."

"That's what he wants you to think.  He could be Jonas's accomplice.  You never know," Janet said.  They exchanged a set of glances.

"You know what to do.  On the count of three.  One... Two... Three!!!"

They quickly stood up and ran in Teal'c direction.  Teal'c ducked down and Janet's and Sam's momentum carried them into the pool.

"Silly wabbits, Twix are for kids!"  Teal'c ran away laughing.

"Never underestimate a Jaffa," Sam said.

~*~

"Daniel, climb up the tree."

"Why don't you?"

Jack gave it some thought.

"On second thought, I'll go.  With your history you'd end up falling out of it."  Daniel glared at Jack, who was wildly grinning.

"I got a better idea.  He's cornered. Stay here, do not move."  Daniel ran to the pool area.  Seeing it was empty, he looked around the house and shouted, "Janet?"

~*~

"Janet?"

She heard a faint voice.

"In here, Daniel."  She shouted while Sam and her bent over and rummaged through the pile of 'junk' in the garage.

"I know it's here somewhere."

"Maybe it's in Cassie's room.  It's Springtime and she probably put it away last fall."

"Why would she keep the other super-soaker in her room?"

"I don't know.  Her last defense?  Don't ask me."  Sam stood up as she heard someone enter the garage.

"Sam, Janet, got a couple of questions.  Where are the water balloons? and, Would Cassie keep any filled water balloons in her tree house?"

"I wouldn't know what she keeps in her tree-house, I haven't been up there in ages, and, there's a bag of balloons around the side of the house," Janet said.

"Thanks."  He quickly ran around to the side of the garage and started to fill the water balloons.

~*~

"Do you think I could go into Cassie's room and find it?" Sam asked.

"Sure.  You should be dry enough."

"Be right back."  Sam ran into the house.  She ran through the kitchen and went to turn a corner but turned too quickly.

"Ahh!"

*THUMP*

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A/N:  I said I had a little ending to add on to it, but since it took me this long to get this far, I decided to prolong the ending a little longer.  But were you entertained in this chapter?  Hopefully the next chapter will be the last in this semi-short story.  and quoting a famous stargate phrase... "You're just gonna hafta trust me." ;-)